"In a family this big..."
"...getting seconds is rare."
"Especially when it comes to pizza."
"With twelve slices and eleven kids..."
"...there's always one slice left.
"Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about..."
"I'm the oldest, so I should get it!"
"You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead!"
"Hmm. True."
"Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you."
"Who needs caterpillars?"
"So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to 'B'."
"There's no need to fight!"
"We got a second pizza for free!"
"Of course we always forget about 'C' - coupons."