"You might be wondering, what did you guys do now? Well, to explain, I have to go back a few days."
"If you kids are gonna fight, your father and I will decide for you."
"[I want] Sardines [for dinner]!"
"Chicken nuggets!" "Bean chips!"
"Banana cream pie!"
"Now we just wait... and watch it grow."
Playing the Friend Card[]
"I do! I do!"
"Drop it, Stinkin'. We have dibs."
"Chicken nuggets? Bogus dude, I asked for bangers and mash."
The sisters catch on[]
"I call this emergency sibling meeting to order."
"According to my calculations, there is a direct correlation between the amount of time Clyde has been over, and the number of privileges accrued by Lincoln."
"I got this. During guard change, I'll sneak up on him in the shower."
"You boys want to join me and Roxanne for Prison Pageants?"
"Moooooom! Lola's watching TV, but Clyde and I are supposed to be watching ARGGH!"
"Sorry, guys. Lunch is already made."
"Friend? I don't see a--"
"I'm on to you, Buster, and in case you thought you were getting any other privileges today..."
"...everyone else is on to you, too."
"Yikes, that's a lot of kids. You wanna hide at the mall for a few hours?"
More friends...[]
Weird
"Yes. You have one friend over. But I have two."
"Guess what, Lincoln, I can do math, too, and three is greater than two."
...and even more friends[]
"Dude, mind if we cut in?"
"You have one friend over, and have four."
"Three [friends]? Oh, that's so cute. I have five."
"I'll save you the trouble-- there are six of them. Remote, please!"
"Lucky seven, baby. Count' em!"
"Move it, Lisa! My eight friends and I want to watch Prison Pageants."