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The following is a transcript for the episode "Good Sports".
Script
[At Loud House the in snowy weather, Lynn is on top of the staircase]
Lynn: "Who's ready for some football?!" [Lynn charges down the stairs, Leni, Lola, & Luna are on the couch, but dive behind it when they hear Lynn coming. She jumps on the couch] "Game time! Yeah! Whoo!
Luna: [Holds out the remote with a shaking hand] "TV's all yours dude, just don't tackle us."
[Lynn switches to World Champion Football]
Football Announcer: "World championship of football."
Leni: "Huh? That ball looks nothing like a foot."
[She, Luna and Lola leave]
Lynn: "Guys, stay and watch with me, it's the world championship game, and the Lions are in it for the first time in twenty years baby!"
Lola: "Okay, I don't know what any of that means."
Lynn: "Well, all the teams compete in this league and-"
Lola: [Stops Lynn, and clears her throat] "Ignorance is bliss sweetie."
Lynn: "Ah, come on," [Sits on the couch] "I'll share my lucky cheese puffs."
[Leni looks like she's gonna take the offer]
Leni: [Seeing the teams] "Ew, the uniforms clash, I cannot watch this."
Luna: "Maybe I'll come back to see who's rockin' the half-time show." [Takes off] "Laters."
[Lola follows, as does Leni]
Lynn: [Sighs, looks at Charles sitting next to her] "Well Charles, looks like you're my sports buddy today." [Charles yawns and leaves] "Ah, you don't know what you're missin' mutt. Okay, cheering sections down to one, time for my pregame ritual." [She jumps down and starts crab walking] "Go Lions go! Go Lions go!" [Does a handstand and roars] "Left side lucky!" [Sits on the left side of the couch and watches] "Alright Lions, let's do this
[The Lions score a touchdown]
Football Announcer: "Touchdown Lions."
Lynn: "Ah yeah! High-five Loud." [To herself] "You got it Loud."
[She high-fives herself, and suddenly hears something next door]
Mr Grouse: "Ah yeah! Touchdown baby!"
Lynn: [Confused] "What? Mr. Grouse?"
[Lynn grabs her cheese puffs and heads next door, through very deep snow, she brushes it off and knocks on Mr. Grouses door]
Mr. Grouse: [Inside] "Whatever you're sellin' I'm not buyin'."
Lynn: "No! Mr. Grouse it's me! Lynn Loud!"
Mr. Grouse: [Still inside] "I'm not buyin' what you're sellin' either."
Lynn: "I just thought I heard you watching the game."
Mr. Grouse: [Groans and opens the door] "Well you thought right. What of it?"
Lynn: "Can I watch it with you?"
Mr. Grouse: "I suppose it beats high-fiveing myself. Come on in, TVs in the den."
Lynn: "Huh, you have a den?"
Mr. Grouse: "I don't have time for architectural small talk Loud, the game's on."
[Lynn enters, and is amazed when she enters the den, there's Lions memorabilia everywhere]
Lynn: "Woah! Are you kidding me? This room is sick."
Mr. Grouse: "Well, I would have accepted comfy, but, okay. Have a seat."
Lynn: "Oh, in a sec." [Starts crab walking again] "Go Lions go! Go Lions go!" [Does a handstand and roars again]
Mr. Grouse: "What the heck are you doing?"
Lynn: "It's my lucky ritual."
Mr. Grouse: "Oh, brother."
[Mr. Grouse goes to sit down, but Lynn snags the spot he's about to take]
Lynn: "Sorry, I need to sit on this side."
Mr. Grouse: "Let me guess, more luck?"
Lynn: "Yup."
Mr. Grouse: [Sighs] "I'm already regretting this."
[The two watch the game, and Mr. Grouse starts smacking his lips]
Lynn: [Annoyed] "Do you have to make that sound?."
Mr. Grouse: "Sorry, got a little pulled pork stuck in my chompers."
[Mr. Grouse continues, and Lynn, annoyed, turns the volume up. Later, Lynn is eating her cheese puffs, which starts to annoy Mr. Grouse, Lynn wipes her hand on the couch pillow]
Mr. Grouse: "You're getting cheese dust everywhere!"
Lynn: "Want some?" [Mr. Grouse takes out a suck duster and cleans the couch, and Lynn's face, and accidentally sucks in Lynn's hat] "My lucky hat." [She pulls it out and gets thrown off the couch, she gets up and puts her hat back on, annoyed] "you missed a spot."
[Mr. Grouse cleans and looks at Lynn]
Football Announcer: "And the Lions fumble."
Lynn: "Awe! Are you kidding me?." [Notices Mr. Grouse snoring away, and suck dusts his nose to wake him up] "Come on man, it's the world championship.
Mr. Grouse: "Ah, get off my case, I'll just rewind to see what I missed."
Lynn: [Snags the remote] "What? we can't rewind, then we won't be live."
Mr. Grouse: "What's the difference?"
Lynn: "You know, maybe it's better if I watch the rest of the game at home."
Mr. Grouse: "Suit yourself."
[Lynn goes off, but suddenly hears the crowd, and Mr. Grouse, going wild. She runs back]
Lynn: "What happened?"
Mr. Grouse: "We returned a kick, forty-one yards!"
Lynn: [In despair] "Oh, dang! I missed it."
Mr. Grouse: "Hold on, I'll rewind it, if Queen Lynn doesn't object"
Lynn: "Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it."
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