"Who wants to go shopping?"
"I'll go! I'm out of banana peels. Lincoln's about to use my last one."
"Lily ate all the macaroni off my necklace."
"Hey Dad, I think we need a different cart, this ones got a leek."
"Attention, shoppers! Please excuse this Lynn-terruption!"
"And settle in for some Luan-tics!"
"Be glad you weren't in the meat isle."
"Hey, sweetie, here's your macaroni, we've also got some whole wheat penne if you wanna make dangle earrings."
"Hey Dad, you ready to make some Key Lynn Pie with me?"
But Leonard was already busy with Lance that day.
"Oh, they must've had other plans. I guess I can make it by myself."
"Just don't get her a pony."
"hey sweetie, ar-are you busy?"
"Bah bah bow, way to go, Daddy-O, now my kids know I don't play favorites."
"Even my worms au gratin?"
"I'm just gonna sit in the corner."
"I thought I was playing favorites."
"I was mad at the cashier."
"And I was mad that my favorite QB broke his collarbone."
"Oh, kids, thank you, I'm just so glad none of you feels left out."