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The following is a transcript for the episode "House Flip".
Script
[The Loud kids are racing to Vanzilla, Lori tries not to pay attention, and is about to drive off when a hand tries to touch the radio]
Lori: [Swats the hand away] "Hey! Hands off the radio."
[Lori backs out of the driveway but smashes into the garbage cans, the parents and Lily come out to see]
Lynn Sr.: [Gasps] "What have you done to my baby?!"
[Puts his human baby down on the porch, and he & Rita run to the van, much to Lily's aggravation. Lynn Sr. hugs the van, while Rita counts the dents]
Rita: "One, two, three, that's four new dents since last weekend."
[Flashback to when the kids were arguing at a stoplight, the light turns green and they drive backwards smashing into another car. Another flashback to them arguing and driving backwards, and smashing into the Burpin' Burger sign, knocking it over. Another flashback of them smashing into Liam's chicken coop]
Lori: "Who let a chicken in the car?"
[End of flashbacks]
Lynn Sr.: [Sighs] "I don't know how many times your mother and I have to say this, but when you're out there on the road Lori, you need to be one hundred percent focused."
Rita: "Which means the rest of you need to keep quiet and behave. If we find even one more nick on Vanzilla you can say goodbye to your driving privileges indefinitely."
All kids (except Lily): [Gasp] "We promise."
[The kids, except Lily, leave.]
Lynn Sr.: "Wow! Way to dish out the discipline, hun!"
Rita: "Thanks! You know, we have really got this parenting thing down to a science. We're experts!"
[Rita and Lynn Sr. high five, and go inside the house. Lily is left outside, grunting.]
[Later, at the gas station, Flip finishes filling the van and goes to Lori in the front seat]
Lori: "Thanks Flip" [Gives him the money]
Flip: "Oh no, thank you."
[Flip heads off, and Lori turns the car on and hears rock music playing from the radio]
Lori: "Hey! Who changed the station?!"
[Angrily changes it back]
Luna: "I wanna hear the top three, three!"
Leni: "Top forty!"
Lucy: "Today's obituaries."
[Everyone starts arguing over the radio and Vanzilla accidentally gets shifted into reverse, knocking over the gas meter, which knocks over a post, causing the awning to flatten Flip]
Flip: "Ah! All I see is black! Ow! Someone help!"
[At the Royal Woods Hospital]
Doctor: "We're looking at twelve sprains, two minor breaks, and a twist."
Flip: "Hey, I ain't got time for medical speak Doc, I'm sittin' on a van of old flippees that needs movin'."
Doctor: "You won't be back on your feet for at least a week. Is there someone who can take care of you?"
Flip: "Nah, Flip's a lone wolf." [Howls, but then something cracks] "Cheese and crackers."
[Outside the room, the Loud kids ree horrible]
Leni: "Guys, this is all our fault, we should take care of Flip."
Lynn: "But how can we do that without Mom and Dad finding out what we did?"
Lincoln: "We could just hide him in our attic."
Lisa: "Actually, that's not a bad idea, it's quiet, far away from Mom and Dad's room."
Lori: "The attic it is, we just need a safe way to get him there."
[Later, Vanzilla is driving down the road, Flip tied to the roof]
Lisa: "Alright, by my calculations, we have thirty-seven point two-three minutes to get Flip in the attic before our parental units arrive home from work."
[Suddenly, the light in front of them changes]
Luna: "Red light!"
[Lori quickly stops, when suddenly Kotaro's car pulls up next to them, and somone is riding with him]
Lincoln: [Glances out the window and gasps] "Dad! Everyone down!"
[Everyone ducks]
Luna: [Takes out her phone] "I know how to distract him" [Makes a call] "Hi, I'd like to make a song request."
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