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''[Everyone has grouped together in the living room]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, you're all looking for the money, aren't you?"<br>'''Leni:''' "Obviously!<br>'''Lynn:''' "Uh, duh!"<br>'''Luna:''' "Heck, yes, we are!"<br>'''Luan:''' "Where'd you find your first clue, Sherlock?"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "You guys didn't even believe the money existed! I'm the one who should get it!"<br>'''Lori:''' "Forget that! I'm finding it for myself!"<br>'''Leni:''' "Not if I find it first!"<br>'''Luna:''' "Yeah, dream on!"<br>'''Lana:''' "It's mine!"<br>''[They all start fighting again and pull Lincoln into the fray. Enter Dad who whistles to get them to stop once more]''<br>'''Dad:''' "Obviously, you haven't learned your lesson. Back to the attic!" |
''[Everyone has grouped together in the living room]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, you're all looking for the money, aren't you?"<br>'''Leni:''' "Obviously!<br>'''Lynn:''' "Uh, duh!"<br>'''Luna:''' "Heck, yes, we are!"<br>'''Luan:''' "Where'd you find your first clue, Sherlock?"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "You guys didn't even believe the money existed! I'm the one who should get it!"<br>'''Lori:''' "Forget that! I'm finding it for myself!"<br>'''Leni:''' "Not if I find it first!"<br>'''Luna:''' "Yeah, dream on!"<br>'''Lana:''' "It's mine!"<br>''[They all start fighting again and pull Lincoln into the fray. Enter Dad who whistles to get them to stop once more]''<br>'''Dad:''' "Obviously, you haven't learned your lesson. Back to the attic!" |
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− | ''[The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "The answer must be in here somewhere. I know it. "'''Reflect upon what I said here.'''" What could that mean?" ''[looks in the mirror to find another piece of paper in the rafter and facepalms for not realizing sooner]'' "''Reflect''! Duh!" ''[casually walks over]'' "I'm just gonna be over here...cleaning the, uh...the dirty thing..." ''[gets on a stack of boxes and grabs the paper]''<br>'''Lucy:''' "What's that?!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[startled]'' "Ah! Nothing!"<br>'''Lynn:''' ''[finds out]'' "Lincoln found another letter!"<br>''[Lincoln takes to the rafters and his sisters are ready to clobber him if he doesn't read it]''<br>'''Sisters:''' "READ IT!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, okay! Calm down!" ''[opens it and reads]''<br>"'''Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the matter.'''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting."<br>'''Lori:''' ''[suspiciously backing away]'' "Yeah...Lincoln's right...as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money." ''[leaves]''<br>'''Lola:''' "Hey! Lori's going after the money!"<br>''[The girls all follow suit]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Wait!" ''[goes after them but steps on and gets whack by the loose floorboard yet again]''<br>''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees the mayhem that his sisters are causing to one another in search of the fortune]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Guys, the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said!"<br>'''Lola:''' "Forget Sharon DeMonet! It's every man for himself!"<br>''[Lincoln gives up and decides to join the battle. Lana is waving a dollar in front of Charles]''<br>'''Lana:''' "Smell the money, boy!" ''[Charles sniffs it]'' "Now go find more!" ''[Charles eats her dollar]'' "Hey! Spit it out, Charles! So help me, I will get that dollar back even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end!" ''[chases after the dog]''<br>'''Lucy:''' ''[performing a seance]'' "I summon you from the great beyond...Mrs. Sharon DeMonet! Tell me where your fortune is. Speak to me, oh, spirit." ''[losing patience]'' "Come on, lady! Just tell me where the dough is!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "What did Sharon say?"<br>'''Lynn:''' ''[with a Tennis ball dispenser]'' "SHARON SAID TO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!!" ''[fires Tennis balls at Lincoln]''<br>''[Lincoln ducks and makes Lucy take the blow and escapes. Luna and Luan are checking every square inch of their room.]''<br>'''Luan:''' "Hey, look!" ''[pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket]'' "I found the ''bread''!" ''[laughs]'' "And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. Ew! No wonder someone threw this out."<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Hey, what-"<br>''[Luna busts out one of her amps]''<br>'''Luna:''' "STAY OUT! THIS IS ''OUR'' TURF!" ''[blasts Lincoln with a killer wail]''<br>'''Lana:''' ''[still chasing Charles into her room]'' "HEY! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S MY DOLLAR!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Have you found it?"<br>''[Lola comes in in her princess car and rams Lincoln to the side and blocks the door]''<br>'''Lola:''' "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SEARCH YOUR OWN ROOM!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" ''[searches every nook and cranny in his room to no avail]'' "WHERE ARE YOU?!"<br>''[His sisters burst in ready to search his room]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[fending them off like a lion tamer]'' "BACK! BACK, YOU ANIMALS!"<br>'''Leni:''' ''[off-screen]'' "I FOUND IT!"<br>'''Sisters:''' "YOU FOUND THE MONEY?!"<br>'''Leni:''' "No! My missing floral pump!"<br>'''Siblings:''' "Aww!"<br>'''Lola:''' "The money's not up here! Maybe it's downstairs!"<br>''[They all rush downstairs and search the kitchen with no luck]''<br>'''Lola:''' "The dining room!"<br>''[They search there and still can't find it]''<br>'''Luna:''' "The living room!"<br>''[Once again, no sign of the money]''<br>'''Luan:''' "Lily's room!"<br>''[Upon arriving there, they notice Lily is taking her nap. To avoid waking her up, they mute out the ruckus caused by their search]''<br>'''Lori:''' "We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!"<br>'''Leni:''' "Hello! My floral pump is not nothing."<br>'''Luna:''' "Maybe we missed something in the letter!"<br>''[The girls all glare at Lincoln who knows where this is going. They all start fighting over the letter and tear it apart]''<br>'''Lana:''' "You're the one who ripped it!"<br>'''Luna:''' "Dude, how are we gonna find the money now?"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "We're not."<br>'''Lana:''' "Why?"<br>'''Luan:''' "What are you talking about?"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "'Cause all we did was fight over it. And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned us about." ''[his sisters start to look regretful]'' "How about this? From now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter..." ''[takes out quarter]'' "...we all share it equally."<br>'''Lisa:''' "Okay."<br>'''Luan:''' "Sure."<br>'''Lori:''' "Sounds good."<br>'''Luna:''' "Yeah, I kinda like that."<br>'''Lana:''' "I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles." ''[shows them the dollar now covered in Charles' feces]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[thoroughly disgusted]'' "Let's not..."<br>''[The others agree and Lily comes crawling out from her nap]''<br>'''Lori:''' ''[picks Lily up]'' "Aw...we're sorry, Lily. Did your noisy sisters and brother wake you?" ''[makes cute faces to Lily]''<br>''[Something is attached to Lily's butt]''<br>'''Lynn:''' "Hey. What's that stuck on Lily's bottom?"<br>''[Lincoln takes it and unfolds it]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "It's...a map!"<br>"'''If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the "bottom" of the matter! Congratulations! You're almost there!'''"<br>''[The kids cheer over this discovery]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?"<br>''[The others think about that for a brief moment]''<br>'''Lola:''' ''[breaking the silence]'' "Who cares?! Let's find the money!"<br>''[They all head out on the search]'' |
+ | ''[The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "The answer must be in here somewhere. I know it. "'''Reflect upon what I said here.'''" What could that mean?" ''[looks in the mirror to find another piece of paper in the rafter and facepalms for not realizing sooner]'' "''Reflect''! Duh!" ''[casually walks over]'' "I'm just gonna be over here...cleaning the, uh...the dirty thing..." ''[gets on a stack of boxes and grabs the paper]''<br>'''Lucy:''' "What's that?!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[startled]'' "Ah! Nothing!"<br>'''Lynn:''' ''[finds out]'' "Lincoln found another letter!"<br>''[Lincoln takes to the rafters and his sisters are ready to clobber him if he doesn't read it]''<br>'''Sisters:''' "READ IT!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, okay! Calm down!" ''[opens it and reads]''<br>"'''Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the matter.'''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting."<br>'''Lori:''' ''[suspiciously backing away]'' "Yeah...Lincoln's right...as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money." ''[leaves]''<br>'''Lola:''' "Hey! Lori's going after the money!"<br>''[The girls all follow suit]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Wait!" ''[goes after them but steps on and gets whack by the loose floorboard yet again]''<br>''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees the mayhem that his sisters are causing to one another in search of the fortune]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Guys, the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said!"<br>'''Lola:''' "Forget Sharon DeMonet! It's every man for himself!"<br>''[Lincoln gives up and decides to join the battle. Lana is waving a dollar in front of Charles]''<br>'''Lana:''' "Smell the money, boy!" ''[Charles sniffs it]'' "Now go find more!" ''[Charles eats her dollar]'' "Hey! Spit it out, Charles! So help me, I will get that dollar back even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end!" ''[chases after the dog]''<br>'''Lucy:''' ''[performing a seance]'' "I summon you from the great beyond...Mrs. Sharon DeMonet! Tell me where your fortune is. Speak to me, oh, spirit." ''[losing patience]'' "Come on, lady! Just tell me where the dough is!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "What did Sharon say?"<br>'''Lynn:''' ''[with a Tennis ball dispenser]'' "SHARON SAID TO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!!" ''[fires Tennis balls at Lincoln]''<br>''[Lincoln ducks and makes Lucy take the blow and escapes. Luna and Luan are checking every square inch of their room.]''<br>'''Luan:''' "Hey, look!" ''[pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket]'' "I found the ''bread''!" ''[laughs]'' "And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. Ew! No wonder someone threw this out."<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Hey, what-"<br>''[Luna busts out one of her amps]''<br>'''Luna:''' "STAY OUT! THIS IS ''OUR'' TURF!" ''[blasts Lincoln with a killer wail]''<br>'''Lana:''' ''[still chasing Charles into her room]'' "HEY! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S MY DOLLAR!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Have you found it?"<br>''[Lola comes in in her princess car and rams Lincoln to the side and blocks the door]''<br>'''Lola:''' "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SEARCH YOUR OWN ROOM!"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" ''[searches every nook and cranny in his room to no avail]'' "WHERE ARE YOU?!"<br>''[His sisters burst in ready to search his room]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[fending them off like a lion tamer]'' "BACK! BACK, YOU ANIMALS!"<br>'''Leni:''' ''[off-screen]'' "I FOUND IT!"<br>'''Sisters:''' "YOU FOUND THE MONEY?!"<br>'''Leni:''' "No! My missing floral pump!"<br>'''Siblings:''' "Aww!"<br>'''Lola:''' "The money's not up here! Maybe it's downstairs!"<br>''[They all rush downstairs and search the kitchen with no luck]''<br>'''Lola:''' "The dining room!"<br>''[They search there and still can't find it]''<br>'''Luna:''' "The living room!"<br>''[Once again, no sign of the money]''<br>'''Luan:''' "Lily's room!"<br>''[Upon arriving there, they notice Lily is taking her nap. To avoid waking her up, they mute out the ruckus caused by their search]''<br>'''Lori:''' "We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!"<br>'''Leni:''' "Hello! My floral pump is not nothing."<br>'''Luna:''' "Maybe we missed something in the letter!"<br>''[The girls all glare at Lincoln who knows where this is going. They all start fighting over the letter and tear it apart]''<br>'''Lola:''' "Look what you did!"<br>'''Lana:''' "You're the one who ripped it!"<br>'''Luna:''' "Dude, how are we gonna find the money now?"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "We're not."<br>'''Lana:''' "Why?"<br>'''Luan:''' "What are you talking about?"<br>'''Lincoln:''' "'Cause all we did was fight over it. And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned us about." ''[his sisters start to look regretful]'' "How about this? From now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter..." ''[takes out the quarter]'' "...we all share it equally."<br>'''Lisa:''' "Okay."<br>'''Luan:''' "Sure."<br>'''Lori:''' "Sounds good."<br>'''Luna:''' "Yeah, I kinda like that."<br>'''Lana:''' "I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles." ''[shows them the dollar now covered in Charles' feces]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[thoroughly disgusted]'' "Let's not..."<br>''[The others agree and Lily comes crawling out from her nap]''<br>'''Lori:''' ''[picks Lily up]'' "Aw...we're sorry, Lily. Did your noisy sisters and brother wake you?" ''[makes cute faces to Lily]''<br>''[Something is attached to Lily's butt]''<br>'''Lynn:''' "Hey. What's that stuck on Lily's bottom?"<br>''[Lincoln takes it and unfolds it]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "It's...a map!"<br>"'''If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the "bottom" of the matter! Congratulations! You're almost there!'''"<br>''[The kids cheer over this discovery]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?"<br>''[The others think about that for a brief moment]''<br>'''Lola:''' ''[breaking the silence]'' "Who cares?! Let's find the money!"<br>''[They all head out on the search]'' |
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''[The backyard. The kids come across a big X]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "X marks the spot."<br>'''Lisa:''' ''[excited]'' "Ooh! I love solving for X!"<br>''[Lincoln grabs a sandbox shovel and starts digging]''<br>'''Sisters:''' ''[chanting]'' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br>'''Lucy:''' "I've got some experience digging holes." ''[joins Lincoln in digging]''<br>'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br>'''Luan:''' "Digging is fun for the ''hole'' family!" ''[laughs]'' "Get it?"<br>'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br>'''Lana:''' "Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?"<br>'''Luna:''' "You got it, sis!" ''[starts strumming her acoustic guitar]''<br>''[Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes it but notices...]'' "It's locked!"<br>'''Leni:''' "I got this." ''[takes the briefcase, pulls out her barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters]'' "What? There's more to my head than just air, you know."<br>''[Lincoln opens the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real!]''<br>'''Lola:''' ''[checks the total]'' "Five...hundred...DOLLARS!!!"<br>''[The kids gasp again]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh..."<br>'''Lisa:''' "$45.4545455 each."<br>''[The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding]''<br>'''Luna:''' "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"<br>'''Lucy:''' "Yay. Yay. Yay."<br>'''Lola:''' ''[spreading some of the money out]'' "ONE! TWO! THREE!"<br>''[Lincoln plays the bongos on his cheeks. Lori and Leni jump for joy and start doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is tumbling around. All the while, their parents watch on at their children's happiness]''<br>'''Rita:''' "It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. Are you ever gonna tell them that ''you're'' Sharon DeMonet?"<br>'''Dad:''' "Nah."<br>'''Rita:''' "I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it."<br>'''Dad:''' "Yep. All part of Sharon's plan."<br>'''Rita:''' "Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?"<br>''[Overview of the destruction from the kids' previous Free-For-All]''<br>'''Dad:''' "No. No it was not."<br>'''Rita:''' "Well, now she can...''Sharon DeCleanUp''!" ''[hands him a broom]'' |
''[The backyard. The kids come across a big X]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "X marks the spot."<br>'''Lisa:''' ''[excited]'' "Ooh! I love solving for X!"<br>''[Lincoln grabs a sandbox shovel and starts digging]''<br>'''Sisters:''' ''[chanting]'' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br>'''Lucy:''' "I've got some experience digging holes." ''[joins Lincoln in digging]''<br>'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br>'''Luan:''' "Digging is fun for the ''hole'' family!" ''[laughs]'' "Get it?"<br>'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br>'''Lana:''' "Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?"<br>'''Luna:''' "You got it, sis!" ''[starts strumming her acoustic guitar]''<br>''[Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes it but notices...]'' "It's locked!"<br>'''Leni:''' "I got this." ''[takes the briefcase, pulls out her barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters]'' "What? There's more to my head than just air, you know."<br>''[Lincoln opens the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real!]''<br>'''Lola:''' ''[checks the total]'' "Five...hundred...DOLLARS!!!"<br>''[The kids gasp again]''<br>'''Lincoln:''' "So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh..."<br>'''Lisa:''' "$45.4545455 each."<br>''[The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding]''<br>'''Luna:''' "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"<br>'''Lucy:''' "Yay. Yay. Yay."<br>'''Lola:''' ''[spreading some of the money out]'' "ONE! TWO! THREE!"<br>''[Lincoln plays the bongos on his cheeks. Lori and Leni jump for joy and start doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is tumbling around. All the while, their parents watch on at their children's happiness]''<br>'''Rita:''' "It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. Are you ever gonna tell them that ''you're'' Sharon DeMonet?"<br>'''Dad:''' "Nah."<br>'''Rita:''' "I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it."<br>'''Dad:''' "Yep. All part of Sharon's plan."<br>'''Rita:''' "Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?"<br>''[Overview of the destruction from the kids' previous Free-For-All]''<br>'''Dad:''' "No. No it was not."<br>'''Rita:''' "Well, now she can...''Sharon DeCleanUp''!" ''[hands him a broom]'' |
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[Lincoln is looking around and sneaking about in the living room and leaps onto the sofa] [The attic] [Lisa is using a metal detector in the hall] [Everyone has grouped together in the living room] [The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter] [The backyard. The kids come across a big X] [Dad is now cleaning up the attic] |