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''[Lincoln is looking around and sneaking about in the living room and leaps onto the sofa]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Money. In the Loud House, there just isn't a lot of it to go around." ''[searches between the cushions and gets wads of chewed gum on his fingers]'' "Ew!" ''[shakes it off and pulls out a pair of dirty underwear and tosses it]'' "Grody! Which is why, if you happen to find some, even the smallest amount...you gotta keep it to yourself." ''[finds a quarter]'' "Jackpot!" ''[kisses it]''<br /> |
''[Lincoln is looking around and sneaking about in the living room and leaps onto the sofa]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Money. In the Loud House, there just isn't a lot of it to go around." ''[searches between the cushions and gets wads of chewed gum on his fingers]'' "Ew!" ''[shakes it off and pulls out a pair of dirty underwear and tosses it]'' "Grody! Which is why, if you happen to find some, even the smallest amount...you gotta keep it to yourself." ''[finds a quarter]'' "Jackpot!" ''[kisses it]''<br /> |
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− | ''[Just then, his sisters happen to come across him and his coin]''<br />'''Lola:''' "We heard money! A dime! No, a quarter!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "That's impossible. Money doesn't make a sound."<br />'''Luan:''' "Haven't you ever heard the expression "''Money talks''" ''[laughs at rimshot]''<br />'''Luna:''' "And that quarter is saying, "Hand me over, bro!"<br />'''Lana:''' "It's mine!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Guys, let's just split it 40/40!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "No! None of you are getting it! I found it in the couch fair and square!"<br />'''Lynn:''' "Wait a second! If there was one quarter down there, then maybe there's more!"<br />''[The girls all then pounce on Lincoln and fight over the quarter and the possibility of more under the sofa while Cliff runs off from the fight. Enter their parents]''<br />'''Rita:''' "What are they fighting over this time? A nickel under the ottoman?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nope. A quarter down the sofa."<br />'''Rita:''' "We better stop them before they start biting."<br />''[Lola bites Lincoln]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Ow! Lola!"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Too late." ''[whistles and gets them to stop]'' "ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GET UPSTAIRS AND CLEAN THE ATTIC! That's punishment for fighting over money!"<br />''[The kids all groan and acquiesce]''<br />'''Luan:''' "That punishment makes no ''cents''." ''[laughs to rimshot]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Upstairs!" ''[to |
+ | ''[Just then, his sisters happen to come across him and his coin]''<br />'''Lola:''' "We heard money! A dime! No, a quarter!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "That's impossible. Money doesn't make a sound."<br />'''Luan:''' "Haven't you ever heard the expression "''Money talks''" ''[laughs at rimshot]''<br />'''Luna:''' "And that quarter is saying, "Hand me over, bro!"<br />'''Lana:''' "It's mine!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Guys, let's just split it 40/40!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "No! None of you are getting it! I found it in the couch fair and square!"<br />'''Lynn:''' "Wait a second! If there was one quarter down there, then maybe there's more!"<br />''[The girls all then pounce on Lincoln and fight over the quarter and the possibility of more under the sofa while Cliff runs off from the fight. Enter their parents]''<br />'''Rita:''' "What are they fighting over this time? A nickel under the ottoman?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nope. A quarter down the sofa."<br />'''Rita:''' "We better stop them before they start biting."<br />''[Lola bites Lincoln]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Ow! Lola!"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Too late." ''[whistles and gets them to stop]'' "ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GET UPSTAIRS AND CLEAN THE ATTIC! That's punishment for fighting over money!"<br />''[The kids all groan and acquiesce]''<br />'''Luan:''' "That punishment makes no ''cents''." ''[laughs to rimshot]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Upstairs!" ''[to Rita]'' "But that was a good one." |
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''[The attic]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "AND I WANT THAT WHOLE ATTIC SPARKLING! EVEN THE BACK CORNER!"<br />''[The kids look on to see the horror that is the back corner]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "But the back corner was my secret dark place."<br />'''Lola:''' "It's Lincoln's fault we're up here, so he can do it!"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT LOOSE FLOORBOARD!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What loose floorboard?" ''[steps on it and gets hit in the face by it]'' "Stupid loose floorboard..." ''[puts it back and notices an envelope]'' "Hey, what's this?" ''[opens it up and finds a letter]''<br />"'''Dear Future Residents of 1216 Franklin Avenue, my family always fought over money, so I decided to leave my fortune for you in the hope that you will share it. For a clue on where the money is hidden, reflect upon what I said here. Signed, Mrs. Sharon DeMonet, the original owner.'''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[gasps]'' "Hey, guys! Check it out! I found this letter from the original owner! She says she's hidden money in the house!"<br />'''Lori:''' ''[disbelieving]'' "Yeah, right, Lincoln. Quit stalling. You're not getting out of cleaning the attic."<br />'''Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa:''' "YEAH!!!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Fine! I'll just do it by myself , and when I do, it'll be all mine." ''[steps on and gets hit by the loose floorboard again]''<br />''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees that his sisters are gone]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Where'd everybody go?" |
''[The attic]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "AND I WANT THAT WHOLE ATTIC SPARKLING! EVEN THE BACK CORNER!"<br />''[The kids look on to see the horror that is the back corner]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "But the back corner was my secret dark place."<br />'''Lola:''' "It's Lincoln's fault we're up here, so he can do it!"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT LOOSE FLOORBOARD!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What loose floorboard?" ''[steps on it and gets hit in the face by it]'' "Stupid loose floorboard..." ''[puts it back and notices an envelope]'' "Hey, what's this?" ''[opens it up and finds a letter]''<br />"'''Dear Future Residents of 1216 Franklin Avenue, my family always fought over money, so I decided to leave my fortune for you in the hope that you will share it. For a clue on where the money is hidden, reflect upon what I said here. Signed, Mrs. Sharon DeMonet, the original owner.'''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[gasps]'' "Hey, guys! Check it out! I found this letter from the original owner! She says she's hidden money in the house!"<br />'''Lori:''' ''[disbelieving]'' "Yeah, right, Lincoln. Quit stalling. You're not getting out of cleaning the attic."<br />'''Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa:''' "YEAH!!!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Fine! I'll just do it by myself , and when I do, it'll be all mine." ''[steps on and gets hit by the loose floorboard again]''<br />''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees that his sisters are gone]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Where'd everybody go?" |
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''[Lisa is using a metal detector in the hall]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Lisa? What are you doing?"<br />'''Lisa:''' "Uh...just calibrating my dumb human detector." ''[uses it on Lincoln]'' "Calibrated." ''[awkwardly leaves]''<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[holding Lucy inside the laundry chute]'' "Lucy...see anything?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Lynn! What are you doing?"<br />''[Lincoln's question causes Lynn to drop Lucy down the chute and scream and land with a thud]''<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[nervously]'' "Who? Me? No no. Just putting laundry down the chute."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "Laundry doesn't scream and go thud."<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[threateningly]'' "No, but nosy brothers do."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[backing away scared]'' "Okay. Okay."<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[opens the chute]'' "SORRY, LUCE!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "That's okay! I found a new secret dark place!"<br />''[Lincoln goes downstairs and sees Lola pacing about]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspiciously]'' "Looking for something, Lola?"<br />'''Lola:''' "No. I'm just...practicing for the...uh..." ''[grabs a chimney sweep]'' "...Little Miss Chimney Sweep Pageant." ''[grins nervous]''<br />''[Lincoln leaves and Lana pops out of the chimney covered in soot]''<br />'''Lana:''' "There's nothing up there."<br />'''Lola:''' "There's got be! Now keep looking!" ''[pushes Lana back up with the sweep]''<br />'''Luan:''' ''[down in the basement]'' "Hand me the flashlight."<br />''[Lincoln overhears it. Luna and Luan are down in the basement checking the furnace and Lincoln comes down to check on this]''<br />'''Luna:''' "Quick! Hide!" ''[shoves Luan in the furnace]''<br />'''Luan:''' ''[inside]'' "Okay."<br />''[Luna stands by whistling as Lincoln approaches]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What are you up to?"<br />'''Luna:''' "Just...um..." ''[busts out some repair tools]'' "...practicing my drums?" ''[bangs on the furnace]''<br />'''Luan:''' ''[dazed from Luan's racket]'' "Can someone answer the ringing in my head?" ''[groans and faints]''<br />''[Meanwhile, in the crawlspace]''<br />'''Lori:''' "Gross! What is this?"<br />'''Leni:''' "Get off my pumps!"<br />'''Lori:''' "I'm gonna pump your face if you don't move faster!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Let's just get this over with."<br />'''Lori:''' "Ugh! Why didn't Mrs. DeMonet just tell us where the money is?"<br />'''Leni:''' "I don't know. Let's ask her." ''[shines the flashlight on a skeleton]''<br />''[They scream in horror]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[calmly]'' "Wait. That's just a leftover Halloween decoration."<br />''[Enter Lincoln]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hey! What are you two doing?"<br />'''Lori:''' "Uh...we're just dusting!" ''[dusts with Leni's arm]''<br />'''Leni:''' "Wait. I thought we were looking for the money."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I KNEW IT!" |
''[Lisa is using a metal detector in the hall]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Lisa? What are you doing?"<br />'''Lisa:''' "Uh...just calibrating my dumb human detector." ''[uses it on Lincoln]'' "Calibrated." ''[awkwardly leaves]''<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[holding Lucy inside the laundry chute]'' "Lucy...see anything?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Lynn! What are you doing?"<br />''[Lincoln's question causes Lynn to drop Lucy down the chute and scream and land with a thud]''<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[nervously]'' "Who? Me? No no. Just putting laundry down the chute."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "Laundry doesn't scream and go thud."<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[threateningly]'' "No, but nosy brothers do."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[backing away scared]'' "Okay. Okay."<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[opens the chute]'' "SORRY, LUCE!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "That's okay! I found a new secret dark place!"<br />''[Lincoln goes downstairs and sees Lola pacing about]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspiciously]'' "Looking for something, Lola?"<br />'''Lola:''' "No. I'm just...practicing for the...uh..." ''[grabs a chimney sweep]'' "...Little Miss Chimney Sweep Pageant." ''[grins nervous]''<br />''[Lincoln leaves and Lana pops out of the chimney covered in soot]''<br />'''Lana:''' "There's nothing up there."<br />'''Lola:''' "There's got be! Now keep looking!" ''[pushes Lana back up with the sweep]''<br />'''Luan:''' ''[down in the basement]'' "Hand me the flashlight."<br />''[Lincoln overhears it. Luna and Luan are down in the basement checking the furnace and Lincoln comes down to check on this]''<br />'''Luna:''' "Quick! Hide!" ''[shoves Luan in the furnace]''<br />'''Luan:''' ''[inside]'' "Okay."<br />''[Luna stands by whistling as Lincoln approaches]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What are you up to?"<br />'''Luna:''' "Just...um..." ''[busts out some repair tools]'' "...practicing my drums?" ''[bangs on the furnace]''<br />'''Luan:''' ''[dazed from Luan's racket]'' "Can someone answer the ringing in my head?" ''[groans and faints]''<br />''[Meanwhile, in the crawlspace]''<br />'''Lori:''' "Gross! What is this?"<br />'''Leni:''' "Get off my pumps!"<br />'''Lori:''' "I'm gonna pump your face if you don't move faster!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Let's just get this over with."<br />'''Lori:''' "Ugh! Why didn't Mrs. DeMonet just tell us where the money is?"<br />'''Leni:''' "I don't know. Let's ask her." ''[shines the flashlight on a skeleton]''<br />''[They scream in horror]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[calmly]'' "Wait. That's just a leftover Halloween decoration."<br />''[Enter Lincoln]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hey! What are you two doing?"<br />'''Lori:''' "Uh...we're just dusting!" ''[dusts with Leni's arm]''<br />'''Leni:''' "Wait. I thought we were looking for the money."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I KNEW IT!" |
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− | ''[Everyone has grouped together in the living room]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, you're all looking for the money, aren't you?"<br />'''Leni:''' "Obviously!<br />'''Lynn:''' "Uh, duh!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Heck, yes, we are!"<br />'''Luan:''' "Where'd you find your first clue, Sherlock?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You guys didn't even believe the money existed! I'm the one who should get it!"<br />'''Lori:''' "Forget that! I'm finding it for myself!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Not if I find it first!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Yeah, dream on!"<br />'''Lana:''' "It's mine!"<br />''[They all start fighting again and pull Lincoln into the fray. Enter |
+ | ''[Everyone has grouped together in the living room]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, you're all looking for the money, aren't you?"<br />'''Leni:''' "Obviously!<br />'''Lynn:''' "Uh, duh!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Heck, yes, we are!"<br />'''Luan:''' "Where'd you find your first clue, Sherlock?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You guys didn't even believe the money existed! I'm the one who should get it!"<br />'''Lori:''' "Forget that! I'm finding it for myself!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Not if I find it first!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Yeah, dream on!"<br />'''Lana:''' "It's mine!"<br />''[They all start fighting again and pull Lincoln into the fray. Enter Lynn Sr. who whistles to get them to stop once more]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Obviously, you haven't learned your lesson. Back to the attic!" |
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''[The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "The answer must be in here somewhere. I know it. "'''Reflect upon what I said here.'''" What could that mean?" ''[looks in the mirror to find another piece of paper in the rafter and facepalms for not realizing sooner]'' "''Reflect''! Duh!" ''[casually walks over]'' "I'm just gonna be over here...cleaning the, uh...the dirty thing..." ''[gets on a stack of boxes and grabs the paper]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "What's that?!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[startled]'' "Ah! Nothing!"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[finds out]'' "Lincoln found another letter!"<br />''[Lincoln takes to the rafters and his sisters are ready to clobber him if he doesn't read it]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "READ IT!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, okay! Calm down!" ''[opens it and reads]''<br />"'''Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the matter.'''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting."<br />'''Lori:''' ''[suspiciously backing away]'' "Yeah...Lincoln's right...as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money." ''[leaves]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Hey! Lori's going after the money!"<br />''[The girls all follow suit]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Wait!" ''[goes after them but steps on and gets whack by the loose floorboard yet again]''<br />''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees the mayhem that his sisters are causing to one another in search of the fortune]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Guys, the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said!"<br />'''Lola:''' "Forget Sharon DeMonet! It's every man for himself!"<br />''[Lincoln gives up and decides to join the battle. Lana is waving a dollar in front of Charles]''<br />'''Lana:''' "Smell the money, boy!" ''[Charles sniffs it]'' "Now go find more!" ''[Charles eats her dollar]'' "Hey! Spit it out, Charles! So help me, I will get that dollar back even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end!" ''[chases after the dog]''<br />'''Lucy:''' ''[performing a seance]'' "I summon you from the great beyond...Mrs. Sharon DeMonet! Tell me where your fortune is. Speak to me, oh, spirit." ''[losing patience]'' "Come on, lady! Just tell me where the dough is!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What did Sharon say?"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[with a Tennis ball dispenser]'' "SHARON SAID TO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!!" ''[fires Tennis balls at Lincoln]''<br />''[Lincoln ducks and makes Lucy take the blow and escapes. Luna and Luan are checking every square inch of their room.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Hey, look!" ''[pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket]'' "I found the ''bread''!" ''[laughs]'' "And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. Ew! No wonder someone threw this out."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hey, what-"<br />''[Luna busts out one of her amps]''<br />'''Luna:''' "STAY OUT! THIS IS ''OUR'' TURF!" ''[blasts Lincoln with a killer wail]''<br />'''Lana:''' ''[still chasing Charles into her room]'' "HEY! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S MY DOLLAR!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Have you found it?"<br />''[Lola comes in in her princess car and rams Lincoln to the side and blocks the door]''<br />'''Lola:''' "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SEARCH YOUR OWN ROOM!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" ''[searches every nook and cranny in his room to no avail]'' "WHERE ARE YOU?!"<br />''[His sisters burst in ready to search his room]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[fending them off like a lion tamer]'' "BACK! BACK, YOU ANIMALS!"<br />'''Leni:''' ''[off-screen]'' "I FOUND IT!"<br />'''Sisters:''' "YOU FOUND THE MONEY?!"<br />'''Leni:''' "No! My missing floral pump!"<br />'''Siblings:''' "Aww!"<br />'''Lola:''' "The money's not up here! Maybe it's downstairs!"<br />''[They all rush downstairs and search the kitchen with no luck]''<br />'''Lola:''' "The dining room!"<br />''[They search there and still can't find it]''<br />'''Luna:''' "The living room!"<br />''[Once again, no sign of the money]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Lily's room!"<br />''[Upon arriving there, they notice Lily is taking her nap. To avoid waking her up, they mute out the ruckus caused by their search]''<br />'''Lori:''' "We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Hello! My floral pump is not nothing."<br />'''Luna:''' "Maybe we missed something in the letter!"<br />''[The girls all glare at Lincoln who knows where this is going. They all start fighting over the letter and tear it apart]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Look what you did!"<br />'''Lana:''' "You're the one who ripped it!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Dude, how are we gonna find the money now?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "We're not."<br />'''Lana:''' "Why?"<br />'''Luan:''' "What are you talking about?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "'Cause all we did was fight over it. And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned us about." ''[his sisters start to look regretful]'' "How about this? From now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter..." ''[takes out the quarter]'' "...we all share it equally."<br />'''Lisa:''' "Okay."<br />'''Luan:''' "Sure."<br />'''Lori:''' "Sounds good."<br />'''Luna:''' "Yeah, I kinda like that."<br />'''Lana:''' "I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles." ''[shows them the dollar now covered in Charles' feces]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[thoroughly disgusted]'' "Let's not..."<br />''[The others agree and Lily comes crawling out from her nap]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[picks Lily up]'' "Aw...we're sorry, Lily. Did your noisy sisters and brother wake you?" ''[makes cute faces to Lily]''<br />''[Something is attached to Lily's butt]''<br />'''Lynn:''' "Hey. What's that stuck on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[Lincoln takes it and unfolds it]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "It's...a map!"<br />"'''If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the "bottom" of the matter! Congratulations! You're almost there!'''"<br />''[The kids cheer over this discovery]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[The others think about that for a brief moment]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[breaking the silence]'' "Who cares?! Let's find the money!"<br />''[They all head out on the search]'' |
''[The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "The answer must be in here somewhere. I know it. "'''Reflect upon what I said here.'''" What could that mean?" ''[looks in the mirror to find another piece of paper in the rafter and facepalms for not realizing sooner]'' "''Reflect''! Duh!" ''[casually walks over]'' "I'm just gonna be over here...cleaning the, uh...the dirty thing..." ''[gets on a stack of boxes and grabs the paper]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "What's that?!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[startled]'' "Ah! Nothing!"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[finds out]'' "Lincoln found another letter!"<br />''[Lincoln takes to the rafters and his sisters are ready to clobber him if he doesn't read it]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "READ IT!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, okay! Calm down!" ''[opens it and reads]''<br />"'''Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the matter.'''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting."<br />'''Lori:''' ''[suspiciously backing away]'' "Yeah...Lincoln's right...as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money." ''[leaves]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Hey! Lori's going after the money!"<br />''[The girls all follow suit]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Wait!" ''[goes after them but steps on and gets whack by the loose floorboard yet again]''<br />''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees the mayhem that his sisters are causing to one another in search of the fortune]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Guys, the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said!"<br />'''Lola:''' "Forget Sharon DeMonet! It's every man for himself!"<br />''[Lincoln gives up and decides to join the battle. Lana is waving a dollar in front of Charles]''<br />'''Lana:''' "Smell the money, boy!" ''[Charles sniffs it]'' "Now go find more!" ''[Charles eats her dollar]'' "Hey! Spit it out, Charles! So help me, I will get that dollar back even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end!" ''[chases after the dog]''<br />'''Lucy:''' ''[performing a seance]'' "I summon you from the great beyond...Mrs. Sharon DeMonet! Tell me where your fortune is. Speak to me, oh, spirit." ''[losing patience]'' "Come on, lady! Just tell me where the dough is!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What did Sharon say?"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[with a Tennis ball dispenser]'' "SHARON SAID TO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!!" ''[fires Tennis balls at Lincoln]''<br />''[Lincoln ducks and makes Lucy take the blow and escapes. Luna and Luan are checking every square inch of their room.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Hey, look!" ''[pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket]'' "I found the ''bread''!" ''[laughs]'' "And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. Ew! No wonder someone threw this out."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hey, what-"<br />''[Luna busts out one of her amps]''<br />'''Luna:''' "STAY OUT! THIS IS ''OUR'' TURF!" ''[blasts Lincoln with a killer wail]''<br />'''Lana:''' ''[still chasing Charles into her room]'' "HEY! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S MY DOLLAR!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Have you found it?"<br />''[Lola comes in in her princess car and rams Lincoln to the side and blocks the door]''<br />'''Lola:''' "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SEARCH YOUR OWN ROOM!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" ''[searches every nook and cranny in his room to no avail]'' "WHERE ARE YOU?!"<br />''[His sisters burst in ready to search his room]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[fending them off like a lion tamer]'' "BACK! BACK, YOU ANIMALS!"<br />'''Leni:''' ''[off-screen]'' "I FOUND IT!"<br />'''Sisters:''' "YOU FOUND THE MONEY?!"<br />'''Leni:''' "No! My missing floral pump!"<br />'''Siblings:''' "Aww!"<br />'''Lola:''' "The money's not up here! Maybe it's downstairs!"<br />''[They all rush downstairs and search the kitchen with no luck]''<br />'''Lola:''' "The dining room!"<br />''[They search there and still can't find it]''<br />'''Luna:''' "The living room!"<br />''[Once again, no sign of the money]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Lily's room!"<br />''[Upon arriving there, they notice Lily is taking her nap. To avoid waking her up, they mute out the ruckus caused by their search]''<br />'''Lori:''' "We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Hello! My floral pump is not nothing."<br />'''Luna:''' "Maybe we missed something in the letter!"<br />''[The girls all glare at Lincoln who knows where this is going. They all start fighting over the letter and tear it apart]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Look what you did!"<br />'''Lana:''' "You're the one who ripped it!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Dude, how are we gonna find the money now?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "We're not."<br />'''Lana:''' "Why?"<br />'''Luan:''' "What are you talking about?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "'Cause all we did was fight over it. And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned us about." ''[his sisters start to look regretful]'' "How about this? From now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter..." ''[takes out the quarter]'' "...we all share it equally."<br />'''Lisa:''' "Okay."<br />'''Luan:''' "Sure."<br />'''Lori:''' "Sounds good."<br />'''Luna:''' "Yeah, I kinda like that."<br />'''Lana:''' "I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles." ''[shows them the dollar now covered in Charles' feces]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[thoroughly disgusted]'' "Let's not..."<br />''[The others agree and Lily comes crawling out from her nap]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[picks Lily up]'' "Aw...we're sorry, Lily. Did your noisy sisters and brother wake you?" ''[makes cute faces to Lily]''<br />''[Something is attached to Lily's butt]''<br />'''Lynn:''' "Hey. What's that stuck on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[Lincoln takes it and unfolds it]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "It's...a map!"<br />"'''If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the "bottom" of the matter! Congratulations! You're almost there!'''"<br />''[The kids cheer over this discovery]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[The others think about that for a brief moment]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[breaking the silence]'' "Who cares?! Let's find the money!"<br />''[They all head out on the search]'' |
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''[The backyard. The kids come across a big X]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "X marks the spot."<br />'''Lisa:''' ''[excited]'' "Ooh! I love solving for X!"<br />''[Lincoln grabs a sandbox shovel and starts digging]''<br />'''Sisters:''' ''[chanting]'' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "I've got some experience digging holes." ''[joins Lincoln in digging]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Luan:''' "Digging is fun for the ''hole'' family!" ''[laughs]'' "Get it?"<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lana:''' "Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?"<br />'''Luna:''' "You got it, sis!" ''[starts strumming her acoustic guitar]''<br />''[Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes it but notices...]'' "It's locked!"<br />'''Leni:''' "I got this." ''[takes the briefcase, pulls out her barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters]'' "What? There's more to my head than just air, you know."<br />''[Lincoln opens the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real!]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[checks the total]'' "Five...hundred...DOLLARS!!!"<br />''[The kids gasp again]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh..."<br />'''Lisa:''' "$45.4545455 each."<br />''[The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding]''<br />'''Luna:''' "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "Yay. Yay. Yay."<br />'''Lola:''' ''[spreading some of the money out]'' "ONE! TWO! THREE!"<br />''[Lincoln plays the bongos on his cheeks. Lori and Leni jump for joy and start doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is tumbling around. All the while, their parents watch on at their children's happiness]''<br />'''Rita:''' "It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. Are you ever gonna tell them that ''you're'' Sharon DeMonet?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nah."<br />'''Rita:''' "I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it."<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Yep. All part of Sharon's plan."<br />'''Rita:''' "Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?"<br />''[Overview of the destruction from the kids' previous Free-For-All]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "No. No it was not."<br />'''Rita:''' "Well, now she can...''Sharon DeCleanUp''!" ''[hands him a broom]'' |
''[The backyard. The kids come across a big X]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "X marks the spot."<br />'''Lisa:''' ''[excited]'' "Ooh! I love solving for X!"<br />''[Lincoln grabs a sandbox shovel and starts digging]''<br />'''Sisters:''' ''[chanting]'' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "I've got some experience digging holes." ''[joins Lincoln in digging]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Luan:''' "Digging is fun for the ''hole'' family!" ''[laughs]'' "Get it?"<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lana:''' "Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?"<br />'''Luna:''' "You got it, sis!" ''[starts strumming her acoustic guitar]''<br />''[Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes it but notices...]'' "It's locked!"<br />'''Leni:''' "I got this." ''[takes the briefcase, pulls out her barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters]'' "What? There's more to my head than just air, you know."<br />''[Lincoln opens the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real!]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[checks the total]'' "Five...hundred...DOLLARS!!!"<br />''[The kids gasp again]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh..."<br />'''Lisa:''' "$45.4545455 each."<br />''[The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding]''<br />'''Luna:''' "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "Yay. Yay. Yay."<br />'''Lola:''' ''[spreading some of the money out]'' "ONE! TWO! THREE!"<br />''[Lincoln plays the bongos on his cheeks. Lori and Leni jump for joy and start doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is tumbling around. All the while, their parents watch on at their children's happiness]''<br />'''Rita:''' "It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. Are you ever gonna tell them that ''you're'' Sharon DeMonet?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nah."<br />'''Rita:''' "I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it."<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Yep. All part of Sharon's plan."<br />'''Rita:''' "Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?"<br />''[Overview of the destruction from the kids' previous Free-For-All]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "No. No it was not."<br />'''Rita:''' "Well, now she can...''Sharon DeCleanUp''!" ''[hands him a broom]'' |
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[Lincoln is looking around and sneaking about in the living room and leaps onto the sofa] [The attic] [Lisa is using a metal detector in the hall] [Everyone has grouped together in the living room] [The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter] [The backyard. The kids come across a big X] [Lynn Sr. is now cleaning up the attic] |