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''[The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "The answer must be in here somewhere. I know it. "'''Reflect upon what I said here.'''" What could that mean?" ''[looks in the mirror to find another piece of paper in the rafter and facepalms for not realizing sooner.]'' "''Reflect''! Duh!" ''[casually walks over]'' "I'm just gonna be over here...cleaning the, uh...the dirty thing..." ''[gets on a stack of boxes and grabs the paper.]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "What's that?!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[startled]'' "Ah! Nothing!"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[finds out]'' "Lincoln found another letter!"<br />''[Lincoln takes to the rafters and his sisters are ready to clobber him if he doesn't read it.]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "READ IT!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, okay! Calm down!" ''[opens it and reads]''<br />"'''Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the matter.'''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting."<br />'''Lori:''' ''[suspiciously backing away]'' "Yeah...Lincoln's right...as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money." ''[leaves]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Hey! Lori's going after the money!"<br />''[The girls all follow suit.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Wait!" ''[goes after them but steps on and gets whack by the loose floorboard yet again.]''<br />''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees the mayhem that his sisters are causing to one another in search of the fortune.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Guys, the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said!"<br />'''Lola:''' "Forget Sharon DeMonet! It's every man for himself!"<br />''[Lincoln gives up and decides to join the battle. Lana is waving a dollar in front of Charles.]''<br />'''Lana:''' "Smell the money, boy!" ''[Charles sniffs it]'' "Now go find more!" ''[Charles eats her dollar.]'' "Hey! Spit it out, Charles! So help me, I will get that dollar back even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end!" ''[chases after the dog]''<br />'''Lucy:''' ''[performing a seance]'' "I summon you from the great beyond...Mrs. Sharon DeMonet! Tell me where your fortune is. Speak to me, oh, spirit." ''[losing patience]'' "Come on, lady! Just tell me where the dough is!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What did Sharon say?"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[with a Tennis ball dispenser]'' "SHARON SAID TO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!!" ''[fires Tennis balls at Lincoln.]''<br />''[Lincoln ducks and makes Lucy take the blow and escapes. Luna and Luan are checking every square inch of their room.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Hey, look!" ''[pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket.]'' "I found the ''bread''!" ''[laughs]'' "And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. Ew! No wonder someone threw this out."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hey, what-"<br />''[Luna busts out one of her amps.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "STAY OUT! THIS IS ''OUR'' TURF!" ''[blasts Lincoln with a killer wail.]''<br />'''Lana:''' ''[still chasing Charles into her room.]'' "HEY! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S MY DOLLAR!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Have you found it?"<br />''[Lola comes in in her princess car and rams Lincoln to the side and blocks the door.]''<br />'''Lola:''' "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SEARCH YOUR OWN ROOM!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" ''[searches every nook and cranny in his room to no avail.]'' "WHERE ARE YOU?!"<br />''[His sisters burst in ready to search his room.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[fending them off like a lion tamer.]'' "BACK! BACK, YOU ANIMALS!"<br />'''Leni:''' ''[off-screen]'' "I FOUND IT!"<br />'''Sisters:''' "YOU FOUND THE MONEY?!"<br />'''Leni:''' "No! My missing floral pump!"<br />'''Siblings:''' "Aww!"<br />'''Lola:''' "The money's not up here! Maybe it's downstairs!"<br />''[They all rush downstairs and search the kitchen with no luck.]''<br />'''Lola:''' "The dining room!"<br />''[They search there and still can't find it.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "The living room!"<br />''[Once again, no sign of the money.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Lily's room!"<br />''[Upon arriving there, they notice Lily is taking her nap. To avoid waking her up, they mute out the ruckus caused by their search.]''<br />'''Lori:''' "We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Hello! My floral pump is not nothing."<br />'''Luna:''' "Maybe we missed something in the letter!"<br />''[The girls all glare at Lincoln who knows where this is going. They all start fighting over the letter and tear it apart.]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Look what you did!"<br />'''Lana:''' "You're the one who ripped it!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Dude, how are we gonna find the money now?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "We're not."<br />'''Lana:''' "Why?"<br />'''Luan:''' "What are you talking about?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "'Cause all we did was fight over it. And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned us about." ''[his sisters start to feel regretful for what they did, as they look at the pieces of the now destroyed clue.]'' "How about this? From now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter..." ''[takes out the quarter]'' "...we all share it equally."<br />'''Lisa:''' "Okay."<br />'''Luan:''' "Sure."<br />'''Lori:''' "Sounds good."<br />'''Luna:''' "Yeah, I kinda like that."<br />'''Lana:''' "I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles." ''[shows them the dollar now covered in Charles' feces.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[thoroughly disgusted]'' "Let's not..."<br />''[The others agree and Lily comes crawling out from her nap.]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[picks Lily up]'' "Aw...we're sorry, Lily. Did your noisy sisters and brother wake you?" ''[makes cute faces to Lily.]''<br />''[Something is attached to Lily's butt.]''<br />'''Lynn:''' "Hey. What's that stuck on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[Lincoln takes it and unfolds it.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "It's...a map!"<br />"'''If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the "bottom" of the matter! Congratulations! You're almost there!'''"<br />''[The kids cheer over this discovery.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[The others think about that for a brief moment.]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[breaking the silence]'' "Who cares?! Let's find the money!"<br />''[They all head out on the search.]'' |
''[The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "The answer must be in here somewhere. I know it. "'''Reflect upon what I said here.'''" What could that mean?" ''[looks in the mirror to find another piece of paper in the rafter and facepalms for not realizing sooner.]'' "''Reflect''! Duh!" ''[casually walks over]'' "I'm just gonna be over here...cleaning the, uh...the dirty thing..." ''[gets on a stack of boxes and grabs the paper.]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "What's that?!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[startled]'' "Ah! Nothing!"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[finds out]'' "Lincoln found another letter!"<br />''[Lincoln takes to the rafters and his sisters are ready to clobber him if he doesn't read it.]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "READ IT!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, okay! Calm down!" ''[opens it and reads]''<br />"'''Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the matter.'''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You guys, maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting."<br />'''Lori:''' ''[suspiciously backing away]'' "Yeah...Lincoln's right...as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money." ''[leaves]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Hey! Lori's going after the money!"<br />''[The girls all follow suit.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Wait!" ''[goes after them but steps on and gets whack by the loose floorboard yet again.]''<br />''[When Lincoln comes to, he sees the mayhem that his sisters are causing to one another in search of the fortune.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Guys, the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said!"<br />'''Lola:''' "Forget Sharon DeMonet! It's every man for himself!"<br />''[Lincoln gives up and decides to join the battle. Lana is waving a dollar in front of Charles.]''<br />'''Lana:''' "Smell the money, boy!" ''[Charles sniffs it]'' "Now go find more!" ''[Charles eats her dollar.]'' "Hey! Spit it out, Charles! So help me, I will get that dollar back even if I have to wait for it to come out the other end!" ''[chases after the dog]''<br />'''Lucy:''' ''[performing a seance]'' "I summon you from the great beyond...Mrs. Sharon DeMonet! Tell me where your fortune is. Speak to me, oh, spirit." ''[losing patience]'' "Come on, lady! Just tell me where the dough is!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What did Sharon say?"<br />'''Lynn:''' ''[with a Tennis ball dispenser]'' "SHARON SAID TO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!!" ''[fires Tennis balls at Lincoln.]''<br />''[Lincoln ducks and makes Lucy take the blow and escapes. Luna and Luan are checking every square inch of their room.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Hey, look!" ''[pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket.]'' "I found the ''bread''!" ''[laughs]'' "And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. Ew! No wonder someone threw this out."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hey, what-"<br />''[Luna busts out one of her amps.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "STAY OUT! THIS IS ''OUR'' TURF!" ''[blasts Lincoln with a killer wail.]''<br />'''Lana:''' ''[still chasing Charles into her room.]'' "HEY! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S MY DOLLAR!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Have you found it?"<br />''[Lola comes in in her princess car and rams Lincoln to the side and blocks the door.]''<br />'''Lola:''' "OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SEARCH YOUR OWN ROOM!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" ''[searches every nook and cranny in his room to no avail.]'' "WHERE ARE YOU?!"<br />''[His sisters burst in ready to search his room.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[fending them off like a lion tamer.]'' "BACK! BACK, YOU ANIMALS!"<br />'''Leni:''' ''[off-screen]'' "I FOUND IT!"<br />'''Sisters:''' "YOU FOUND THE MONEY?!"<br />'''Leni:''' "No! My missing floral pump!"<br />'''Siblings:''' "Aww!"<br />'''Lola:''' "The money's not up here! Maybe it's downstairs!"<br />''[They all rush downstairs and search the kitchen with no luck.]''<br />'''Lola:''' "The dining room!"<br />''[They search there and still can't find it.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "The living room!"<br />''[Once again, no sign of the money.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Lily's room!"<br />''[Upon arriving there, they notice Lily is taking her nap. To avoid waking her up, they mute out the ruckus caused by their search.]''<br />'''Lori:''' "We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!"<br />'''Leni:''' "Hello! My floral pump is not nothing."<br />'''Luna:''' "Maybe we missed something in the letter!"<br />''[The girls all glare at Lincoln who knows where this is going. They all start fighting over the letter and tear it apart.]''<br />'''Lola:''' "Look what you did!"<br />'''Lana:''' "You're the one who ripped it!"<br />'''Luna:''' "Dude, how are we gonna find the money now?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "We're not."<br />'''Lana:''' "Why?"<br />'''Luan:''' "What are you talking about?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "'Cause all we did was fight over it. And this is exactly what Sharon DeMonet warned us about." ''[his sisters start to feel regretful for what they did, as they look at the pieces of the now destroyed clue.]'' "How about this? From now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter..." ''[takes out the quarter]'' "...we all share it equally."<br />'''Lisa:''' "Okay."<br />'''Luan:''' "Sure."<br />'''Lori:''' "Sounds good."<br />'''Luna:''' "Yeah, I kinda like that."<br />'''Lana:''' "I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles." ''[shows them the dollar now covered in Charles' feces.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[thoroughly disgusted]'' "Let's not..."<br />''[The others agree and Lily comes crawling out from her nap.]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[picks Lily up]'' "Aw...we're sorry, Lily. Did your noisy sisters and brother wake you?" ''[makes cute faces to Lily.]''<br />''[Something is attached to Lily's butt.]''<br />'''Lynn:''' "Hey. What's that stuck on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[Lincoln takes it and unfolds it.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "It's...a map!"<br />"'''If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the "bottom" of the matter! Congratulations! You're almost there!'''"<br />''[The kids cheer over this discovery.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[suspicious]'' "But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?"<br />''[The others think about that for a brief moment.]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[breaking the silence]'' "Who cares?! Let's find the money!"<br />''[They all head out on the search.]'' |
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− | ''[The backyard. The kids come across a big X.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "X marks the spot."<br />'''Lisa:''' ''[excited]'' "Ooh! I love solving for X!"<br />''[Lincoln grabs a sandbox shovel and starts digging.]''<br />'''Sisters:''' ''[chanting]'' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "I've got some experience digging holes." ''[joins Lincoln in digging]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Luan:''' "Digging is fun for the ''hole'' family!" ''[laughs]'' "Get it?"<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lana:''' "Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?"<br />'''Luna:''' "You got it, sis!" ''[starts strumming her acoustic guitar.]''<br />''[Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes it but notices...]'' "It's locked!"<br />'''Leni:''' "I got this." ''[takes the briefcase, pulls out her barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters.]'' "What? There's more to my head than just air, you know."<br />''[Lincoln opens the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real!]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[checks the total]'' "Five...hundred...DOLLARS!!!"<br />''[The kids gasp again]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh..."<br />'''Lisa:''' "$45.4545455 each."<br />''[The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "Yay. Yay. Yay."<br />'''Lola:''' ''[spreading some of the money out.]'' "ONE! TWO! THREE!"<br />''[Lincoln plays the bongos on his cheeks. Lori and Leni jump for joy and start doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is tumbling around. All the while, their parents watch on at their children's happiness.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. Are you ever gonna tell them that ''you're'' Sharon DeMonet?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nah."<br />'''Rita:''' "I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it."<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Yep. All part of Sharon's plan."<br />'''Rita:''' "Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?"<br />''[Overview of the destruction from the kids' previous free-for-all.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "No. No it was not."<br />'''Rita:''' "Well, now she can...''Sharon DeCleanUp''!" ''[hands him a broom]'' |
+ | ''[The backyard. The kids come across a big X.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "X marks the spot."<br />'''Lisa:''' ''[excited]'' "Ooh! I love solving for X!"<br />''[Lincoln grabs a sandbox shovel and starts digging.]''<br />'''Sisters:''' ''[chanting]'' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "I've got some experience digging holes." ''[joins Lincoln in digging]''<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Luan:''' "Digging is fun for the ''hole'' family!" ''[laughs]'' "Get it?"<br />'''Sisters:''' "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"<br />'''Lana:''' "Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?"<br />'''Luna:''' "You got it, sis!" ''[starts strumming her acoustic guitar.]''<br />''[Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes it but notices...]'' "It's locked!"<br />'''Leni:''' "I got this." ''[takes the briefcase, pulls out her barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters.]'' "What? There's more to my head than just air, you know."<br />''[Lincoln opens the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real!]''<br />'''Lola:''' ''[checks the total]'' "Five...hundred...DOLLARS!!!"<br />''[The kids gasp again]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh..."<br />'''Lisa:''' "$45.4545455 each."<br />''[The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"<br />'''Lucy:''' "Yay. Yay. Yay."<br />'''Lola:''' ''[spreading some of the money out.]'' "ONE! TWO! THREE!"<br />''[Lincoln plays the bongos on his cheeks. Lori and Leni jump for joy and start doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is literally tumbling around. All the while, their parents watch on at their children's happiness.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. Are you ever gonna tell them that ''you're'' Sharon DeMonet?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nah."<br />'''Rita:''' "I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it."<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Yep. All part of Sharon's plan."<br />'''Rita:''' "Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?"<br />''[Overview of the destruction from the kids' previous free-for-all.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "No. No it was not."<br />'''Rita:''' "Well, now she can...''Sharon DeCleanUp''!" ''[hands him a broom]'' |
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''[Lynn Sr. is now cleaning up the attic.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' ''[to the viewers]'' "Money. There just isn't a lot of it in the Loud House. But when there is, it's good to know that from now on, the kids will share it." ''[spots a dime]'' "Ooh! A dime!" ''[picks it up]'' "I'll just, uh...keep this one to myself." ''[puts it in his pocket and steps right onto and gets smacked by the loose floorboard he warned Lincoln about.]'' |
''[Lynn Sr. is now cleaning up the attic.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' ''[to the viewers]'' "Money. There just isn't a lot of it in the Loud House. But when there is, it's good to know that from now on, the kids will share it." ''[spots a dime]'' "Ooh! A dime!" ''[picks it up]'' "I'll just, uh...keep this one to myself." ''[puts it in his pocket and steps right onto and gets smacked by the loose floorboard he warned Lincoln about.]'' |
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Revision as of 02:20, 3 February 2020
The following is a transcript for the episode "It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House". Script[Lincoln is looking around and sneaking about in the living room and leaps onto the sofa.] [The attic] [Lisa is using a metal detector in the hall.] [Everyone has grouped together in the living room.] [The kids resume cleaning the attic and Lincoln secretly takes another look at the letter.] [The backyard. The kids come across a big X.] [Lynn Sr. is now cleaning up the attic.] |