His favorite holiday tradition is making Christmas sweaters (he told Wolfgang Schaeffer in confidence that his favorite was making fruitcake in the bathtub).
He would rather arm wrestle Rip Hardcore than practice football with Lynn.
He would rather eat Lynn Sr.'s figgy pudding than his turgooseon.
He knows less about the movie than Wolfgang Schaeffer. (The score was 3-2; he incorrectly said Leni's mannequin is named Paz instead of Tanya.)
He and Schaeffer both know the lyrics to at least one Christmas carol.
He cried when Clyde told Santa his Christmas list in the movie.
