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The following is a transcript for the episode "Karma Chameleon".

Script

[In apartment 3A, Adelaide picks up a frog toy, a slimy sponge ball, and her copy of 'The Hoppit', gives bacon bits to the frog on her head and approaches Ronnie Anne]
Adelaide: "Okay, Ronnie Anne, I gave Froggy 2 his bacon bits.[Gives all the other stuff to Ronnie Anne] "But remember..."
Ronnie Anne: "He'll wanna watch a movie and have his back massaged later." [Froggy 2 agrees] "On it."
[Froggy 2 jumps into Adelaide's hands, and Ronnie Anne gives him a massage]
Adelaide: "You're the best pet sitter ever."
[Hugs Ronnie Anne very tightly]
Becca: "Thank you, Ronnie Anne, especially for pet sitting all of our extra animals this weekend, too."
Sid: "Yeah, mom was totally in a jam with the zoo's reptile house getting remodelled."
Ronnie Anne: "Happy to help."
Becca: [To Rosa] "And, Mrs. Casagrande, technically I know we shouldn't have any reptiles in the building, so I can't thank you enough for letting them stay."
Rosa: "Well I wouldn't normally bend the rules but I couldn't leave these cute animalitos without a home. Pero mira, it's just this once, and just this weekend, of we'll both be in big trouble with Mr. Scully. He's terrified of reptiles, especially snakes."
[Outside the building, a horn is honked]
Becca: [To her daughters] "That must be your dad, girls."
Adelaide: [Hugs Froggy 2] "I'll miss you so much, you be a good froggy for Ronnie Anne." [Froggy 2 jumps into his cage and Adelaide says her goodbyes to the other reptiles. To the tortoise] "Bye-bye, Tortilla." [To the lizards] "See you later, Iggy and Gus." [To the snake] "Bye, Cam." [Sees the cage is empty] "Cam?"
[The snake turns itself visible]
Ronnie Anne: "Oh, that's why his name is Cam, he can camouflage himself, I see why you need to use a bell."
Sid: "Actually it's short for Cameron, but that works, too."


[Outside the building, the Changs' are in their tram]
Ronnie Anne: "Have a good trip and don't worry about Mr. Scully, he's never here."
[Ronnie Anne and Rosa wave as the Changs' leave. Suddenly...]
Mr. Scully: [Right behind them] "Scully here."
Ronnie Anne: "What's he doing here? Quick, Abuela, hide the lizards."
[Rosa stuffs Iggy and Gus into her dress]
Rosa: "Mr. Scully, we weren't expecting you."
Mr. Scully: "I'm here to install the new smoke detectors. Figure since the Changs' are away I'll start there."
Ronnie Anne: "Wait," [Stops him] "you can't install anything on an empty stomach, Abuela was just about to start cooking."
Rosa: [The lizards crawling through her dress] You know me, always cooking."
[Iggy and Gus are still crawling in places they don't belong]
Mr. Scully: "Are you feeling okay? You seem a little jumpy."
Ronnie Anne: "Abuela, that's enough salsa dancing."
Rosa: [Playing along] "I always dance when I cook."
Mr. Scully: "Well, I never turn down a good meal, and after breakfast, we can start the installations." [Rosa and Ronnie Anne let him in the building. Singing to himself] "♫ Scully's getting breakfast.♫"
[Rosa shakes the lizards out through her sleeve]


[Up in the Changs' apartment, Ronnie Anne has her three oldest primos, her hermano, and Sergio]
Ronnie Anne: "Guys, I need your help, if Mr. Scully finds out that the Changs' are breaking the 'no reptile' rule..."
Carl: "Your best friend's family will get the boot?"
Ronnie Anne: "Exactly, so we need to hide the reptiles while Mr. Scully's installing the new smoke detectors."
[Ronnie Anne's primos and Sergio agree]
Bobby: [Unwilling] "Nope, sorry, I am not a fan of tiny dinosaurs."
Ronnie Anne: "Guys, this is serious, Abuela could get in trouble, too"
Bobby: [Groans] "Fine, I'll help, but I'm not touching them."
Carl: "Bobby! Don't move! The snakes on your back!"
Bobby: "What?" [Freaks out, starts taking his shirt off and jumping around]
Carl: [Fistbumps a lizard, snickering] "Chump."
Ronnie Anne: "Guys, focus, Scully will be here soon, so let's get these reptiles to the secret room. Sergio, you keep eyes on Scully, we need to know where he is at all times."
Sergio: [Dawns some shades. Squawks] "Born to spy."
[Flies off. Meanwhile, Bobby is in his underwear and tripped over a chair. Dazed] "Is it gone?


[The kids head downstairs, they almost reach their floor, when suddenly Mr. Scully some out of the apartment]
Mr. Scully: "That was delicious, Rosa."
Rosa: [Seeing the reptiles] "Oh, but you haven't had your, uh, breakfast dessert."
Mr. Scully: "Intriguing, but, I should get to the Changs'." [The kids' gasp] "Actually, I think I'll start with the new room in the basement."
Ronnie Anne: "Change of plans."
CJ: "It's okay, I know a hiding place."


[Later, Frida is humming into the bathroom, ready to take a shower, she opens the curtain and is about to get in when she sees her niños, sobrinos, and five reptiles. she freaks out]
Ronnie Anne: "We can explain."
[But before she can, Cam the snake slithers onto Frida's leg and Frida really freaks out. She shakes Cam off, grasp the towel off her head and starts swatting everyone]
Sergio: "Mr. Scully's headed this way." [Frida screams again and starts swatting Sergio] "Don't kill the messenger."
[Frida throws down the towel and runs. Sergio drops]
Carl: "Come on, I know another spot."
[Next, they are in the stock room, where their abuelo is taking a nap]
Ronnie Anne: "Are you sure he won't mind?"
Carl: [The lizard on his head mimicking him] "Pssh, trust me, I've seen Abuelo nap through worse."
[Suddenly, Hector grabs Cam in his sleep]
Hector: [Dreaming about his beautiful esposa] "Rosa, ven, snuggle with me."
[Carlota and CJ chuckle at this. Ronnie Anne tries to pull Cam out of Hector's arms]
Sergio: [Flies in, squawks] "Scully incoming. Go! Go! Go!"
[Ronnie Anne rescues Cam, and Hector falls onto a sack of beans]
Hector: [Still asleep, still dreaming of Rosa] "Come here, my squishy Rosa."
[Starts making out with the sack, Carl is revolted as they leave. In the mercado, the kids' tiptoe past Mr. Scully, who has his back turned putting up the new smoke detector. Suddenly a fly buzzes past, Froggy 2 sees it and shoots his tongue at it]
Bobby: [Feeling tension] "Huh?"
[Froggy's tongue is stuck to a piñata. The kids pull and fall backwards out of the store, and set off someone's car alarm. Mr. Scully looks in the direction of the noise. In the lobby, the kids sigh with relief]
Carlota: "That was close."
Mr. Scully: [Outside] "See you later, Hector, sorry I woke you, you need me I'll be on the fourth floor"
Carl: "He's done already?"
Ronnie Anne: "Hide!"
CJ: "Where?"
Carl: [Gets an idea] "We can send the reptiles on a little ride, but they'll need a chaperone."
[In the hallway, Bobby is covered in reptiles]
Bobby: [Freaking out] "Oh! Why can't they be in cages?"
Carl: "Because this is funnier."
[Without concern, Ronnie Anne, Carlota and CJ pick Bobby up, Carl opens the trash chute, and they throw him in. Bobby and the reptiles slide down the chute and land in the dumpster. A montage starts, of the kids running with the reptiles, Mr. Scully right behind them, following them up the stairs, through the apartments, through the halls, behind the water tower. Finally, Carl is trying to shove Bobby into a washing machine with the reptiles, Bobby refuses]
Carl: "This is the only hiding place left!"
Bobby: "But I don't like the spin cycle."
Sergio: [Flies in] "Scully's done, he's headed home."
Ronnie Anne: "Yes! We're in the clear."


[Back in the Chang's apartment, the kids return with the animals]
Carlota: "I can't believe our plan worked."
Carl: "Of course it did, we kicked butt."

CJ: [Notices something about his cage] "Why is this cage empty?"
Ronnie Anne: "Oh, that's Cam's cage, he's probably just camouflaging himself."
CJ: [Feels inside the cage] "Nope, he's gone."
Bobby: "So you're telling me that a snake with the power to be invisible is loose in the building?!" [Faints]


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