The following is a transcript for the episode "Kick Some Bot."
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[At the Casagrande's building, Sid is doing homework while Becca is on her phone] Becca: "Nico snuck out and he's surfing on the otters?" [Looks at an image Paul sent her] "Try luring him away with banana bread. Call me back." [Hangs up. Just then, Adelaide arrives wearing a yellow ballgown and a unicorn horn] Adelaide: "Mom, Sid, Mom, guess what? My unicorn princess outfit won first place for cutest cosplay." [Shows her ribbon] Becca: "Honey, that is the most amazing news I've ever heard. I'm so proud of you." Adelaide: "Thanks, I deserved it, look at me." [Dances around. Takes off her horn which is also a confetti popper. The confetti all lands on Sid. Sid shakes it off] Becca: "I'll add this ribbon to the Adelaide wall of fame." [Places the ribbon on a shelf already being occupied by lots of trophies and awards] Sid:[Slides up] "Keep some shelf space open for me. I finished a whole slice of pizza in one bite. It took a lot of courage and mouth space but I didn't give up." [Opens her very big mouth] Becca:[A little disturbed] "Wow, a whole slice." [Gets a call] "Sorry, Honey, I have to take this. Hello? Nico's now riding Glenn the gator like a bull? I'm on my way. Sorry, girls gotta go but I'm super proud of your cosplay award Adelaide, and your pasta thing Sid." Sid: "Pizza! It was pizza." [Sid feels rejected]
[Sometime later, in Ronnie Anne's room, Sid is braiding Ronnie Anne's hair while Breakfast Bot lays on the floor reading a magazine] Sid: "My mom was giving Adelaide all the attention and I was sitting there like… Hello, I'm your daughter too." Ronnie Anne: "Sounds rough, I'm impressed with your pizza-eating abilities." Sid: "Thanks, but I feel like I have to do something big to make her proud of me. Ooh! I know! Maybe I'll eat two slices of pizza in one bite. Hit me Breakfast Bot." [Opens her mouth again. Breakfast Bot passes up two slices of pizza out of his oven compartment and crams them into Sid's mouth] "Pretty impressive, right?" Ronnie Anne: "Uh, that's cool, but you're also awesome with robots." Breakfast Bot:[Being one of Sid's robots] "You know it, girl." [Ronnie Anne looks something up] Ronnie Anne: "And look! There's a robotics competition coming up right here in Great Lake City." Sid:[Swallows] "Winning that would definitely impress my mom." [Sid feels a bodily sensation and burps in Ronnie Anne's face. Ronnie Anne is revolted] Ronnie Anne: "Too bad there isn't a strongest pepperoni burp competition."
[The day of the competition. Becca is watching Sid make some adjustments to Breakfast Bot] Sid: "Thanks for bringing me, Mom." Becca: "Of course." [Gets a message on her phone. Nico is causing more chaos at the zoo] "It's not like Nico's taking over the whole zoo or anything. Anyway, I can't miss you getting first place in the competition." [Sid is touched] "I'll be rooting for you on the sidelines sweetie." [Goes to her seat] [The other competitors are getting their robots ready] Vito: "Man, we've got this, Robbie. Forget about it." Robbie: "Forget about it." Maybelle: "Everyone's gonna love you, Mangobot." Mangobot: "Mango?" Maybelle: "Ooh, don't mind if I do." [Mangobot charges up, sparks flying, and simply fires a mango for Maybelle, which she enjoys] Sid: "From the looks of things I could actually win this." [A very familiar voice clears her throat offscreen] Lisa: "Maybe you need your vision checked because your competition just got stiffer." Sid: "Lisa Loud?! I subscribe to your monthly newsletter! You're competing too?" Lisa: "Yup." [Taps her watch] "Todd, initiate grand entrance." [Music plays, smoke blows and Todd emerges. Lisa picks Sid's jaw up] "May the best bot win." [Sid gulps]
[The competition starts] Judge: "The robot with the lowest score gets eliminated. For the first challenge, each bot must show off their cleaning skills." [Curtains open, revealing a mess for each robot to clean. Rachel, Ryan and Lisa make their adjustments] Sid: "Once I install this disc you'll literally be a cleaning machine." [Puts the disc in Breakfast Bot's head. Breakfast Bot goes into cleaning mode, his arms turning into a feather duster and a vacuum] Breakfast Bot: "I'm a cleaning machine." [Starts cleaning] Becca: "Go, Sid! Woohoo!" Vendor: "Get your robot gear here!" Becca: "Oh, I'll take a foam finger." [Buys one and puts it on] Becca: "Woohoo Sid! You're crushing it!" [Sid is very touched to hear her mǔqīn cheer for her. Meanwhile, Robbie is sweeping all the mess under a rug] Maybelle: "Spruce it up, Mangobot." Mangobot: "Mango!" [Just fires mangos at the mess] Lisa:[Taps her watch] "Todd, initiate super sparkle mode." [Todd wipes one dish, then loads it and all the others into his belly compartment, flips the table upright, places a table cloth and candles, the stack of clean dishes, a napkin and a few rose petals. His section is spotless] Sid: "Wow, who knew Todd was so tidy." [She and Breakfast Bot get nervous] Judge: "The competitors moving on are Lisa, Vito, Rachel, Ryan and Sid." [Sid and Breakfast Bot high five] Maybelle: "We'll get 'em next time, Mangobot." Mangobot: "Mango." [Drops two mangos on the ground and he and Maybelle leave the arena] Judge: "For the next challenge, each bot must make a basket in the hoop." Sid:[Puts another disc in Breakfast Bot] "Lay up disc enabled. You got this."
[Breakfast bot reads the disc and makes the basket] Breakfast Bot: "Nothing but net." [He and Sid high five] Becca: "That's my daughter! Woohoo, Sid!" [Hands cash to the vendor] "I'll take another foam finger!" [The vendor takes the cash and gives Becca her foam finger. She puts it on her other hand] "Woo! Go, girl!" Vito: "Show 'em what you got, Robbie!" Robbie:[Jumps] "Yeah!" [Tries to dunk but ends up throwing the ball at the wall, it bounces into one of the judges] Lisa:[Taps her watch] "Todd, initiate baller bot mode." [Todd dribbles, rolls the ball over his shoulders, jumps and dunks, breaking the backboard] Judge: "Ooh, sweet! Todd came to play. The competitors moving on are Rachel,
Ryan, Lisa and Sid." Becca: "You got this, Sid! Whoo!" [Sees the vendor again, with a different product] "Ooh, you sell hats too?" [Has more cash] "One please." [The vendor gives her a hat] "Whoo! Yeah!" [Robbie is crying] Vito: "Let's get you some ice cream." Robbie: "Rocky road always cheers me up."
[Later, it's time for the semi finals] Judge: "The semi-final challenge is a tasty one. Each bot must cook breakfast." [Every bot's station has been converted into a kitchen] Sid: "Breakfast Bot, you were literally built for this. This is all you."
[Later, Breakfast Bot has a huge stack of pancakes in one hand and is making another. He adds it to the stack followed by an egg, butter and bacon smiley face. He brings it to the judges] Breakfast Bot: "I make this look and taste good." [The judges are amazing] Judge: "Wow, looks delicious!" Lisa:[Taps her watch] "Todd, initiate ultimate chef mode." [Todd does so, he dons a hat and goes to his fridge. Todd tosses up some food and slices it like a ninja. He puts it all on the stove, cooks it, and throws it. It all lands on the judge's table, forming a complete breakfast buffet] Todd: "BOT APPÉTIT." [The judges enjoy] Judge: "The two contestants moving on to the finale are Lisa and Sid." [Continues with his pancakes. Up in the stands, Becca has on two foam fingers, a foam hat, and a bot body suit] Becca:[Disco dancing] "Who's gonna win it all?! Sid! Sid! Sid! Who's a proud mom?! Me! Me! Me!" [Sid is still touched] Sid: "Todd even outdid us at breakfast, and you're Breakfast Bot. This is going to be harder than we thought." Breakfast Bot: "This isn't your best pep talk."
[It's time for the finals] Judge: "Our final round is a talent show. Lisa your robot will perform first, Sid's will go on after. May the bots be ever in your favour." [Laughs] Lisa: "Todd, initiate guitar riff." [Todd goes to the stage, takes out a keytar and performs a riff] Sid: "Those are some sweet riffs, but we can beat that Breakfast Bot." Lisa:[Taps her watch again] "Todd, initiate drums." [Todd adds an electronic drum set to his act] Sid:[Getting nervous] "Alright, he can do both at the same time. But we're still not done for." Lisa:[Taps her watch again] "Todd, initiate rap."
Todd: [starts rapping] T-O-DOUBLE-D CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ON A MISSION? COMING IN HOT ABOUT TO WIN THIS COMPETITION DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? 'CAUSE YOU LOOK KIND OF ANNOYED WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRY TO BEAT AN ANDROID
[The judges love Todd's act] Sid:[Scared] "Why's it gotta be so catchy?" [Sees Breakfast moving his head to the music] "Stop it! We gotta focus. We haven't even picked your talent yet." Lisa:[Taps her watch] "Initiate, mic drop finale." [Todd drops the keytar and the drumstick and shoots sparklers out of his arms The judges are amazed. Todd rolls a mic out of his compartment and lets it drop] Judge: "What an impossible act to follow! Sid and Breakfast Bot, you're doomed. Uh, I mean, you're up." [Sid has all of Breakfast Bot's program discs] Breakfast Bot: "We're on! What do we do?!" Sid: "Maybe this disc, or this one. How about this one? Uh… Let's just put all the discs in you and hope for the best." [Opens Breakfast Bot's head] "Here goes nothing." [Dumps all the discs in. Breakfast Bot looks like he's gonna overload but calms down. He goes on stage, takes out two pom poms and jumps like a cheerleader. Then switches to doing a painting. Then he juggles chainsaws.] "Not the worst start ever." Becca: "Let's go, Sid! Let's go!" [Breakfast Bot switches modes again] Breakfast Bot:[Dawns his Lucha mask] "Activate… Lucha bot mode!" Sid: "Oh no, I didn't realize I put the Lucha disc in there. It's programmed to wrestle all the other robots." [Breakfast Bot chair slams Todd, picks him up, spins him and throws him to the judge's table. Breakfast Bot gets on the table and body slams Todd] Lisa: "Come on, Todd. Don't lose your head." [Immediately, Todd's head lands next to her] "I spoke too soon." [Breakfast Bot gets back on stage and looks around] Breakfast Bot: "Robot detected." [Breakfast Bot is actually looking at Becca wearing all her robot swag] "Must wrestle!" [Extends his arms all the way to the stands and ties Becca up with them. Breakfast Bot brings her to the stage] Becca: "Woah!" [Breakfast Bot holds her over his head. Her hat falls off] Sid:[Seeing her mǔqīn in danger] "Breakfast Bot, no! Mom's not a robot!" Becca: "Uh, honey, I hope this is all part of your performance." Sid: "Yeah, not exactly. But I'll take care of this, Mom, don't worry." Breakfast Bot: "Less talking, more Lucha." Sid: "Breakfast Bot, put her down now!" [Breakfast Bot gestures for Sid to come and get him] "Looks like I'm gonna have to do this the hard way." [Sid grabs some of Todd's leftover parts and Becca's foam hat. She puts it all on herself. Then grabs the uneaten stack of pancakes] "Breakfast Bot…" [Jumps up] "Eat breakfast." [Rapid fires pancakes at Breakfast Bot. Breakfast Bot, still holding Becca evades them. Sid lands on the stage and Breakfast Bot shoots waffles at her. Sid blocks all of them, the judges get hit with them instead] "Nice waffles, Breakfast Bot. But you forgot the syrup." [Blasts a syrup bottle at Breakfast Bot, it lands right on his optical sensors] Breakfast Bot: "Vision impaired! So sticky." [Sid jumps on his back and rips the mask off] "Must win competi…" [Sid takes out all the discs and Breakfast Bot shuts down, releasing Becca] Sid: "Mom!" [Hugs Becca] "I'm so sorry I put you in danger. I wanted you to be proud of me it was an epic fail." Becca: "Sid, nothing about you is an epic fail and I am proud of you." Sid: "Then why are you always giving Adelaide so much more attention?" Becca: "Oh, honey, Adelaide's just younger and needs the extra attention right now, but I never meant for you to feel ignored, I love you, Sid." Sid: "I really wanted to hear that, I love you too, Mom." Judge: "Not sure we even have to say this after all that destruction and mayhem but… Lisa and Todd, you win." [The crowd cheers] Sid:[Takes off the robot parts] "Congrats, Lisa. you earned it." Lisa: "Aw, thanks, Sid." Todd:[Still just a head] "INITIATE CELEBRATION MODE." Lisa: "Go for it, Todd." [Todd pops a little confetti out of his head. To Sid] "I must admit, I was impressed with your bot's capabilities. Before he went haywire that is. We should work on a robot together sometime." Sid: "I would love that!" [Breakfast Bot is still glitching] Breakfast Bot: "Must… Must…" [Starts dancing] "Boogie down." Sid: "I must have left the boogie disc in there." [Breakfast Bot dances and takes a disco ball out of his oven compartment. He holds it way up and the two Changs join him dancing] Todd:[His severed arms also dancing] "BOOGIE." [Lisa puts Todd's head on hers and joins the dance as do the other robots]
