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''[The kids arrive at the basement. Lori's shadow peers over the basement's darkness.]''<br />'''LORI:''' "Why am I the one who has to do this?"<br />'''LORI'S SIBLINGS:''' ''[at the same time angrily]'' "Because you're in charge!"<br />'''LORI:''' "All right, all right! Come on, Luan. Light the way."<br />'''LUAN:''' "That's the brightest idea you've had all day!" ''[giggles. Lori pulls her from their siblings. After doing so, Luan's glow goes away. The rest of the siblings gasp.]'' "Oooh. I thought I was staying in tonight, but I guess I'm going out!" ''[Luan giggles as the rest of her siblings sigh.]''<br />'''LORI:''' "Lisa, give her another one of those cookies. We won't tell."<br />'''LISA:''' ''[On her clipboard]'' "Negative. That was the only one. Prototype."<br />'''LORI:''' "Just great..." ''[hears a wooden creak and gasps in fear]'' "There's something in the basement! I'm not going down there!"<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[taunts]'' "Ooh! You're scared of the dark!"<br />'''LORI:''' "I am not! You're the one who's scared."<br />'''LYNN:''' "I'm not afraid of anything."<br />'''LUCY:''' "Boo."<br />'''LYNN:''' "AAH!"<br />''[While most of the girls start arguing, the twins start to tremble with fright]''<br />'''TWINS:''' "THERE'S A GHOST IN THE BASEMENT!!!" ''[sobbing]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Guys! I'm running out of time! It's really important that I...I...I..." ''[sighs in realization]'' "...fix this. OKAY, QUIET!" ''[the girls stop]'' "Come here, you two. It's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of." ''[hugs the twins to confront them]'' "Your big brother will protect you. In fact...I will protect ''all'' of you! For I am Cadet Lincoln!" '''CADET LINCOLN''' "Highly trained student of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters! Or...ARRGH!" '''ARRGH!''' ''[puts on night vision goggles and busts out his walkie-talkie]'' "Cadet Clyde, this is Cadet Lincoln. Forget the plan. I'm going to need backup."<br />''[Enter Clyde]''<br />'''CLYDE:''' "Cadet Clyde, reporting for duty." ''[notices Lori and gets aroused]'' "L-L-L-Lori?" ''[starts acting like a robot]'' "RED ALERT. RED ALERT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. CIRCUIT OVERLOAD. MUST ABORT MISSION." ''[leaves]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[to the viewers]'' "I told you it gets awkward." ''[prepares to enter the basement]'' "I will now descend into the scariest place in the house: the basement." '''BASEMENT''' "But fear not, with my official ARRGH! branded night vision goggles, I can see in the dark." ''[begins to head down but slips down the stairs and loses his walkie-talkie]''<br />'''LORI:''' "Lincoln, are you okay?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "The bad news is, my goggles are just a toy, and do not really see in the dark! The good news is, they cushioned my face from the hard basement floor!"<br />'''LUAN:''' "Hey! I think my video camera has a night vision setting."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[rushes back up]'' "Sweet!" ''[takes it]'' "It's just like the cameras they use on ARRGH! I'm going in."<br />'''LORI:''' "Wait! You're not leaving us up here all alone, are you? I mean, we couldn't possibly let you go down there all alone. We should all go down together. As a group." ''[grins pleadingly]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Very well. I'll lead the way." |
''[The kids arrive at the basement. Lori's shadow peers over the basement's darkness.]''<br />'''LORI:''' "Why am I the one who has to do this?"<br />'''LORI'S SIBLINGS:''' ''[at the same time angrily]'' "Because you're in charge!"<br />'''LORI:''' "All right, all right! Come on, Luan. Light the way."<br />'''LUAN:''' "That's the brightest idea you've had all day!" ''[giggles. Lori pulls her from their siblings. After doing so, Luan's glow goes away. The rest of the siblings gasp.]'' "Oooh. I thought I was staying in tonight, but I guess I'm going out!" ''[Luan giggles as the rest of her siblings sigh.]''<br />'''LORI:''' "Lisa, give her another one of those cookies. We won't tell."<br />'''LISA:''' ''[On her clipboard]'' "Negative. That was the only one. Prototype."<br />'''LORI:''' "Just great..." ''[hears a wooden creak and gasps in fear]'' "There's something in the basement! I'm not going down there!"<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[taunts]'' "Ooh! You're scared of the dark!"<br />'''LORI:''' "I am not! You're the one who's scared."<br />'''LYNN:''' "I'm not afraid of anything."<br />'''LUCY:''' "Boo."<br />'''LYNN:''' "AAH!"<br />''[While most of the girls start arguing, the twins start to tremble with fright]''<br />'''TWINS:''' "THERE'S A GHOST IN THE BASEMENT!!!" ''[sobbing]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Guys! I'm running out of time! It's really important that I...I...I..." ''[sighs in realization]'' "...fix this. OKAY, QUIET!" ''[the girls stop]'' "Come here, you two. It's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of." ''[hugs the twins to confront them]'' "Your big brother will protect you. In fact...I will protect ''all'' of you! For I am Cadet Lincoln!" '''CADET LINCOLN''' "Highly trained student of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters! Or...ARRGH!" '''ARRGH!''' ''[puts on night vision goggles and busts out his walkie-talkie]'' "Cadet Clyde, this is Cadet Lincoln. Forget the plan. I'm going to need backup."<br />''[Enter Clyde]''<br />'''CLYDE:''' "Cadet Clyde, reporting for duty." ''[notices Lori and gets aroused]'' "L-L-L-Lori?" ''[starts acting like a robot]'' "RED ALERT. RED ALERT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. CIRCUIT OVERLOAD. MUST ABORT MISSION." ''[leaves]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[to the viewers]'' "I told you it gets awkward." ''[prepares to enter the basement]'' "I will now descend into the scariest place in the house: the basement." '''BASEMENT''' "But fear not, with my official ARRGH! branded night vision goggles, I can see in the dark." ''[begins to head down but slips down the stairs and loses his walkie-talkie]''<br />'''LORI:''' "Lincoln, are you okay?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "The bad news is, my goggles are just a toy, and do not really see in the dark! The good news is, they cushioned my face from the hard basement floor!"<br />'''LUAN:''' "Hey! I think my video camera has a night vision setting."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[rushes back up]'' "Sweet!" ''[takes it]'' "It's just like the cameras they use on ARRGH! I'm going in."<br />'''LORI:''' "Wait! You're not leaving us up here all alone, are you? I mean, we couldn't possibly let you go down there all alone. We should all go down together. As a group." ''[grins pleadingly]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Very well. I'll lead the way." |
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− | ''[The basement; Lincoln leads the way with Luan's camera as his guide]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "You may want to stay close. There's no telling what could be lurking down here in the dark."<br />'''LUAN:''' "There's nothing funny about this situation. Although, I do like ''dark'' humor."<br />'''LENI:''' "Is someone touching my hand?"<br />'''LYNN:''' "You're touching your own hand."<br />'''LORI:''' "I hate basements."<br />''[An eerie sound comes]''<br />'''LORI:''' ''[gasps]'' "What's that moaning?!"<br />''[The girls all gasp and Lincoln turns to the source]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Don't freak out. It's just the pipe settling."<br />''[Another scary sound]''<br />'''LENI:''' "What's that scratching?!"<br />''[The girls gasp again and Lincoln checks]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Don't be scared. It's just Cliff the Cat."<br />''[Cliff is using his scratching post and meows]''<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[plug up her nose]'' "What is that smell?!"<br />''[The girls gasp again and Lincoln sees something familiar]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "It's just Lily with a full diaper."<br />''[Luna is holding Lily and understandably grossed out by her baby sister]''<br />'''LILY:''' "Poo-poo!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "See, guys? I told you. There's nothing to be afraid of."<br />''[Another ominous noise occurs, surprising Lincoln and his sisters]''<br /><b>LORI:</b> "What is it?!"<br />'''???''':"''Lincoln...LINCOLN...''"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[terrified]'' "IT'S A GHOST AND IT KNOWS MY NAME!"<br />''[The girls all start running around and all of them except Lucy is screaming]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[bravely]'' "I'LL SAVE YOU, SISTERS!" ''[charges at the ghost]''<br />''[The lights come back on and it turns out Lincoln is attacking the laundry basket]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' Hi-yah! Take that, evil sprit!<br />'''LORI:''' ''[After finding the circuit breaker and turned the lights back on herself]'' "Cool it, Lincoln. It's not a ghost. It's just our laundry."<br />''[Lincoln emerges from the laundry and sheepishly grins; it also turns out that the sound was coming from his walkie-talkie]''<br />'''CLYDE:''' ''[on the other end]'' "Lincoln! Lincoln! Do you read me?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[picks up]'' "Clyde?"<br />'''CLYDE:''' "I was just calling to say sorry for not being such a good ARRGH! cadet. And is your sister ready to date younger men?"<br />'''LORI:''' "Never gonna happen!"<br />'''CLYDE:''' "Was that your sister?!" ''[robot act]'' "RED ALERT. RED ALERT. OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD."<br />''[Lincoln has one of those "The things I have to put up with" looks on his face]''<br />'''LENI:''' ''[with her eyes closed]'' "Guys! I still can't see!"<br />'''LISA:''' "Open your eyes."<br />'''LENI:''' ''[opens her eyes]'' "IT'S A MIRACLE!"<br />'''LORI:''' "First one to the TV is couch commando."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "I can still get there first!"<br />''[Lincoln hurries to the couch so he can be the first one and races and passes all of his sisters; he manages to get there first and grabs the remote and turns on the TV only to be find out that his show is now over]''<br />'''HUNTER SPECTOR:''' "WOW! That was by far the best episode of ''ARRGH!'' ever! I'd hate to be you if you missed it!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[Shocked]'' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ''[lamenting]'' I can't believe I missed my show..."<br />''[Lincoln starts to break into tears and his sisters all see how miserable he is and feel pretty bad for him]''<br />'''LORI:''' ''[hands him some popcorn]'' "Sorry you missed your show, Lincoln."<br />'''LUAN:''' "But you just ''lived'' it. Check it out." ''[plugs her camera into the TV and shows him what he filmed]''<br />''[They watch and enjoy their little adventure on film and Lincoln is happy to have actually lived the show instead of just watching it]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[To the viewers]'' "You know, I may have missed my show. But sometimes, it's not about being there first. Sometimes, It's about being there together. All of us."<br />'''LUCY:''' "You forgot me."<br />'''SIBLINGS:''' ''[Got startled by her appearance]'' "AAAHH!!!" |
+ | ''[The basement; Lincoln leads the way with Luan's camera as his guide]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "You may want to stay close. There's no telling what could be lurking down here in the dark."<br />'''LUAN:''' "There's nothing funny about this situation. Although, I do like ''dark'' humor."<br />'''LENI:''' "Is someone touching my hand?"<br />'''LYNN:''' "You're touching your own hand."<br />'''LORI:''' "I hate basements."<br />''[An eerie sound comes]''<br />'''LORI:''' ''[gasps]'' "What's that moaning?!"<br />''[The girls all gasp and Lincoln turns to the source]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Don't freak out. It's just the pipe settling."<br />''[Another scary sound]''<br />'''LENI:''' "What's that scratching?!"<br />''[The girls gasp again and Lincoln checks]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Don't be scared. It's just Cliff the Cat."<br />''[Cliff is using his scratching post and meows]''<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[plug up her nose]'' "What is that smell?!"<br />''[The girls gasp again and Lincoln sees something familiar]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "It's just Lily with a full diaper."<br />''[Luna is holding Lily and understandably grossed out by her baby sister]''<br />'''LILY:''' ''[giggles]'' "Poo-poo!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "See, guys? I told you. There's nothing to be afraid of."<br />''[Another ominous noise occurs, surprising Lincoln and his sisters]''<br /><b>LORI:</b> "What is it?!"<br />'''???''':"''Lincoln...LINCOLN...''"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[terrified]'' "IT'S A GHOST AND IT KNOWS MY NAME!"<br />''[The girls all start running around and all of them except Lucy is screaming]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[bravely]'' "I'LL SAVE YOU, SISTERS!" ''[charges at the ghost]''<br />''[The lights come back on and it turns out Lincoln is attacking the laundry basket]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' Hi-yah! Take that, evil sprit!<br />'''LORI:''' ''[After finding the circuit breaker and turned the lights back on herself]'' "Cool it, Lincoln. It's not a ghost. It's just our laundry."<br />''[Lincoln emerges from the laundry and sheepishly grins; it also turns out that the sound was coming from his walkie-talkie]''<br />'''CLYDE:''' ''[on the other end]'' "Lincoln! Lincoln! Do you read me?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[picks up]'' "Clyde?"<br />'''CLYDE:''' "I was just calling to say sorry for not being such a good ARRGH! cadet. And is your sister ready to date younger men?"<br />'''LORI:''' "Never gonna happen!"<br />'''CLYDE:''' "Was that your sister?!" ''[robot act]'' "RED ALERT. RED ALERT. OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD."<br />''[Lincoln has one of those "The things I have to put up with" looks on his face]''<br />'''LENI:''' ''[with her eyes closed]'' "Guys! I still can't see!"<br />'''LISA:''' "Open your eyes."<br />'''LENI:''' ''[opens her eyes]'' "IT'S A MIRACLE!"<br />'''LORI:''' "First one to the TV is couch commando."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "I can still get there first!"<br />''[Lincoln hurries to the couch so he can be the first one and races and passes all of his sisters; he manages to get there first and grabs the remote and turns on the TV only to be find out that his show is now over]''<br />'''HUNTER SPECTOR:''' "WOW! That was by far the best episode of ''ARRGH!'' ever! I'd hate to be you if you missed it!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[Shocked]'' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ''[lamenting]'' I can't believe I missed my show..."<br />''[Lincoln starts to break into tears and his sisters all see how miserable he is and feel pretty bad for him]''<br />'''LORI:''' ''[hands him some popcorn]'' "Sorry you missed your show, Lincoln."<br />'''LUAN:''' "But you just ''lived'' it. Check it out." ''[plugs her camera into the TV and shows him what he filmed]''<br />''[They watch and enjoy their little adventure on film and Lincoln is happy to have actually lived the show instead of just watching it]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[To the viewers]'' "You know, I may have missed my show. But sometimes, it's not about being there first. Sometimes, It's about being there together. All of us."<br />'''LUCY:''' "You forgot me."<br />'''SIBLINGS:''' ''[Got startled by her appearance]'' "AAAHH!!!" |
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The following is a transcript for "Left in the Dark". ScriptHUNTER SPECTOR: "Do you believe in ghosts? Join me, Hunter Spector, spectre hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or ARGGH! As I descend into the scariest place in any home, the basement! Sunday night at 8 PM! Don't miss it, or you'll be left in the dark! ARGGH!" LOLA AND LANA: [Coming out of their room] "Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons!" [Many of the Loud kids murmur in confusion about the power outage] [The kids arrive at the basement. Lori's shadow peers over the basement's darkness.] [The basement; Lincoln leads the way with Luan's camera as his guide] |