Lucy hosts a top-five countdown of her favorite cemetery landmarks, with ghost hunter Lincoln tagging along.
Synopsis[]
Lucy introduces herself at the Royal Woods Cemetery as Lincoln - sporting ARGGH! gear - bikes in (she was originally going to have Luan chaperone but she was caught up with work). The two siblings host Lucy's top five countdown of her best cemetery landmarks:
Five: The gates of the cemetery itself. Lucy says that they are the last defense in a zombie apocalypse situation. The gates close by themselves, leading Lincoln to track an apparent ghost to no avail.
Four: The gargoyle statue, the presentation of which Lucy admires. It is during this their "ghost" - a glowing orb - shows up, and Lincoln tries to contain it, once again to no avail. The siblings chase it, but fail as they are brought to...
Three: An old black gum tree, which Lucy admires for its blood-red foilage and sight of the funeral home, Lucy's other favorite hangout. While they admire the tree, some ravens from the text "I AM". Unable to get the entire message, the siblings run towards...
Two: The crypt, which the birds are circling. Hearing movement from inside, they go in, and they soon find out it's the crypt of Gip, Flip's great-great-grandfather who was gored in the gears of his own girdle maker. When questioned some more, the "spirit" of Gip makes odd sounds unusual to a spirit; Lucy finds out something's off, and Luan is unmasked as the person behind the heavy gates, the glowing orb and the spooky noises. She also reveals she trained the ravens herself. With this out of the way, Lucy brings the listeners to landmark...
One: The indigenous Northern Long-Eared Bat population, "known for their especially sharp bite." They chase Luan into a hole, which she needs help getting out of.
With all five landmarks covered, Lucy ends the podcast as she and Lincoln goes to help Luan up.
