The following is a transcript for the episode "Luna Loud".
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Luna: "Hey there, dudes and dude-ettes, Luna Loud here! And today I'll be hosting my very first Listen Out Loud podcast. Needless to say, I'm majorly stoked. You can't see it but I'm throwing up the goats! Rockin! So, what I thought I'd do is give you guys a virtual tour of my little home studio here in my bedroom and you to join me here's my roadie Chunk. Cause who knows my gear better than him? Right Chunk?" Chunk: "Right as rain love. I've been hauling it around long enough, haven't I? And I've got the scars to prove it like this beauty on me shin." Luna: "Ah dude, they can't see you." Chunk: "Blimey! Well it's kind of an angry purple, shaped a bit like Maggie Thatcher's hair." Luna: "Chunk, cuttin' you off dude." Chunk: "Right I'll save it for the rockumentary." Luna: "Anyway this studio is where it all happens, people. The rock, the roll and everything in between." [starts playing] "♫ Rockin' out in my home studio. Kicking out the jams, baby. Go! Go! Go! ♫" Luan:[cranky] "Luna! You woke me up!" Luna: "Woah, Luan, didn't see you there, dude. Why are you catching Z's in the middle of the day?" Luan: "Because you kept waking me up last night yelling "Stage-dive!" in your sleep." Luna: "Oh yeah, those were some rad dreams. Sorry about that, brah. So check it out… I'm doing my podcast. Do you mind crashing somewhere else?" Chunk: "Hey, you're welcome to crash in me van, love." Luan: "Thanks, but I can just sleep in Lana's bed." Luna: "Dude, that's where her snake likes to hide." Luan: "Yeah, still better." [leaves] Luna: "Okay, peeps, back to the studio tour. So, this is my guitar. My main axe. My trusty Logan V80 shredder. This baby and I go way back. See when I was nine, I went to my first Mick Swagger concert. That night changed my life, well Mick said it best…" [Flashback to her first concert]
Mick: ♫ It was a hot June night ♫ ♫ When she saw the light ♫ ♫ Up until then she didn't know what was right ♫ ♫ She showed up at the show ♫ ♫ All confused and alone... ♫
Luna: "That's when I knew to rock and roll with my destiny!" [end of flashback] "So for my tenth birthday, the rents bought me this guitar." [plays a riff] "And the rest is rock history. And right here is my amp. It's a Sterret ES-200." Chunk: "Fondly known as the toe-buster. Two of my nails won't grow back on account of this beast." Luna: "Believe it or not someone actually threw this baby out. I found it on the curb, brought it home, and Chuck helped me rewire it." Chunk: "It's what I do." Luna: "With this rig, I can play any style I want." [demonstrates one style] "Blues." [another style] "Rock!" [and another] "Funk." [and another] "Metal!" Mr. Grouse: "Loud! Turn that down!" Luna: "Whoops. That's our neighbor." [opens her window; shouting towards her neighbor's house] "Sorry Mr. Grouse! Just doing a podcast!" Mr. Grouse: "I don't know what that means and I don't care! Just keep it down!" Chunk: "Rock 'n' roll" Luna: "Okay, Chunk, let's not antagonize him." [calls back to Mr. Grouse] "Sure thing Mr. Grouse! You have a rocking afternoon dude!" Mr. Grouse: "I don't know what that means either!" [returns to his business] Luna: "Anyway, guitar was my first love. But the more it got into music the more I started trying out different instruments. Over here we've got my electronic keyboard, it's got lots of cool settings grand piano…" [demonstrates] "Organ…" [demonstrates again] "Vibraphone…" [demonstrates again] "And space jam." [plays space sounds] "Woah." Chunk: "Ooh, that one's me favorite." Luna: "Mine too, every time I play it Lincoln thinks aliens are invading and hides under his bed. Anyway, moving on this is my bass." [plays it] "And these bad boys are my drums. Chuck hooked me up with these." Chunk: "That's right, found him in a pawnshop, didn't I? Just need a bit of paint, some new drum heads, and Bob's your uncle." Luna: "Before I got these, I had to use empty paint cans and tinfoil. But now I sound like a pro, people. check it out." [plays her drums] Mr. Grouse: "Loud! For the love of Pete!" Luna: "Whoops. Sorry, Mr. Grouse! Just got a little carried away." Mr. Grouse: "I can't wait till you're off to college." Luna: "He doesn't mean that. We get along great." Chunk: "Wait, love, didn't we soundproof your room a little wall back? Luna: "Yeah we put up all those egg cartons on the walls. But Luan was making so many puns I couldn't deal, dude." Luan:[enters, having finished her nap] "That's right! I had to scramble to come up with them. I almost cracked. But then you took the cartons down and it was over easy." [laughs] Chunk: "Blimey! I see what you mean." Luna: "Uh-huh. Anyway moving on here's one of my go-to instruments my acoustic guitar." [starts playing and sings] "♫Wanna keep it mellow and not wake Mr. Grouse. I pick up this guitar and it still rocks the house.♫" Chunk:[sings] "♫ I dropped that little guitar you got when I wasn't wearing shoes. I was lucky cause it's so darn light it didn't leave a bruise. ♫" Lynn Sr:[heard music] "Ho, what is that sweet jam? Need some accompaniment on the old cowbell?" [demonstrates his own music] "Like this? See, there it is." Luna: "Hey, Pop-star. Maybe we can jam later. Chunk and I are in the middle of doing a podcast." Lynn Sr.: "I have no idea what that is, but it sounds pretty cool." [British accent] "'Ello, Chunk, good to see you, mate." Chunk: "Likewise Mr. L." Luna: "Hey everyone, this is my dad. He's a musician too, so that's probably where I get my music genes from." Lynn Sr.: "Aw, thanks honey. Well I'll get out of your hair." Luna: "Kay, later." Lynn Sr.: "Oh, uh, one more thing maybe you want to tell your listeners about my band, Chef Lynn and the Concoctions. We're really starting to catch fire on the fortieth birthday party circuit." Luna: "I got a better idea dude maybe you could host the podcast sometime and tell them yourself." Lynn Sr: "Whoa! Now you're talking. I have to go prepare." [leaves] Luna: "Okay so where were we? Oh yeah, I know. There's a lot of instruments people don't know I play. Some more out there kinda stuff. Like, uh, the sitar..." [demonstrates] "And the kalimba..." [demonstrates by playing the show's theme song] "And the vuvuzela..." [demonstrates] "And of course my trusty gong." [bangs her gong] Mr. Grouse:[really mad now] "Doggone it!" Luna: "Uh-oh. I don't think Mr. Grouse digs world music." Mr. Grouse: "That's it! I'm calling the cops, Loud!" Luna: "Wait, Mr. Grouse!" Mr. Grouse: "Wait, nothing! I've had enough!" Chunk: "You want me to go deal with him, love?" Luna: "No, dude, that'll just make things worse." Lynn Sr.:[goes outside] "Hey, hey, hey, there, Mr. Grouse." Luna: "Wait, what's my dad up to?" Lynn Sr.: "You know it's funny I was just whipping up a batch of the old Lynn-sagna and I found myself with a whole extra tray." Mr. Grouse: "Well, I wouldn't say no to that." Lynn Sr.: "It's all yours buddy. And tell you what… if we leave the cops out of this, I'll make sure Luna doesn't make too much of a racket." Mr. Grouse: "If you're trying to bribe me, this better be sausage." [goes inside] Luna: "Thanks, Pop-star! you rule! All in the name of rock and roll, honey!" Chunk: "He's a good bloke, your dad. if a bit strange." Luna: "Well Chunk I think our times just about up. It's been cool, y'all. Thanks so much for listening." Chunk: "What do you say… should we play 'em out?" Luna: "You know it buddy. As long as we keep it acoustic." Chunk: "Yep, good plan." Luna & Chunk:[singing] "♫ Gotta go cause it's getting late, keep on rockin' in the two, four, eight. Yeah! ♫" [Guitar riff]
