"Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when one brother messes up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters? I didn't think you would. But this is how you fix it."
"Oh, and for legal reasons, all videos were provided by Luan Out Loud, LLC. All rights reserved, patent pending. Let 'er rip!"
"Well, Cristina, I can't say I'm surprised you asked me out. I've seen the way you look at me in the lunch line."
"Come on, Cristina. I've thought about it, you've thought about it, why are we fighting this?"
Cristina is appalled to learn about Lincoln's crush on her.
"And just to be clear, we're laughing AT you, not WITH you." "I thought your sisters' video was embarrassing, but this takes the cake!"
