The following is a transcript for the episode "Meal Ticket".
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[At the Casagrande apartment, Ronnie Anne and Sid are on their laptops, Breakfast Bot sitting with them, and are in high anticipation] Ronnie Anne: "In just twenty-three seconds we'll have tickets to see Twelve is Midnight." Sid: "And our K-pop dreams will come true." [Takes out her Yoon Kwan doll] "Right Yoon Kwan?" [Speaks through it] "I can't wait to see you Sid." [Puts Yoon's hand on her face] Breakfast Bot: "Twelve is Midnight tickets go on sale in ten… nine…" [The girls are excited and Breakfast Bot keeps counting down, when Sergio flies in] Sergio:[Squawks] "This airplane simulation is amazing." Ronnie Anne: "Not now, Sergio." Sergio:[Squawks] "It's like I'm really flying." [Sergio crashes offscreen. Breakfast Bot finishes his countdown, the girls are about to buy their tickets, when the internet goes out] Breakfast Bot: "Error! Wi-fi down!" Ronnie Anne: "What?!" Sid: "Gah!" Breakfast Bot: "Sergio did it!" [Points in Sergio's direction, the girls growl angrily at him. Sergio crashed into the router] Sergio:[Squawks] "Hush up, Tattle Bot!" Ronnie Anne: "Fix it!" Sid: "For the love of k-pop!" Sergio:[Replugs the router] "What's the big deal? It's just Spoon Yan." Sid: "It's Yoon Kwan!" Ronnie Anne "And it is a big deal." Breakfast Bot: "Sorry, tickets now sold out." All three: "No!" [They all glare at Sergio] Sid: "He ruined our chance to see Twelve is Midnight!" Sergio:[Nervously loosens his collar] "What's that Rosa? Coming!" [Sergio skedaddles, and Breakfast Bot flings burnt toast at him]
[The next day, at Chavez Academy, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Nikki, and Sameer are eating lunch and Casey joins them] Casey: "Sup shedders." [Sees Ronnie Anne and Sid bummed out] "What's wrong?" Sid: "We couldn't score Twelve is Midnight tickets. Life as we know it is over!" [Stuffs her face into her mashed potatoes, pours the gravy over her head and throws the gravy boat away] Casey: "I might be able to help you guys." Ronnie Anne: "You have two extra tickets?" [Sid looks up from her tray] Casey: "No, but my dad's food truck is selling Cuban sandwiches at the concert. He could use some extra help. If you don't mind working in the truck, you can see the show." Sid: "Yes!" Ronnie Anne: "Absolutely!" Sid:[To her doll] "Did you hear that Yoon Kwan?" [Through her doll] "I heard it with my adorable ears. Also, dang girl, you pulling off that gravy look." [Sid smiles] Casey: "Of course my dad will have to train you first. This is his shot to get his truck on the concert circuit, so it's kind of a big deal." Ronnie Anne: "Of course." Sid: "Let's get trained."
[Later, the three of them walk up to Alberto's Cubanos] Casey: "Just so you know… my dad's training methods can be a bit eccentric." Ronnie Anne: "Whatever gets us into the concert." [Inside the service window, a cubano puppet appears] Cubano Puppet: "Hola, que bola, my special helpers." [Alberto appears in the window] Alberto: "Ah! Just kidding! The sandwich wasn't talking, it was me, Alberto. Ha ha! Come on in, passe, passe." Casey: "Told you he was eccentric." Sid:[As Yoon Kwan] "He's fun." [Inside the truck, Alberto explains the job] Alberto: "The cubano is the sandwich my abuelo ate while working sugar mills in Havana. I like to prepare my cubano with a song. Parate, parate, let me grab some pan." [Gets some bread and starts singing as he makes the sandwich] "🎵 Pan, and mustard, jamon. A pickle and two slices of queso. Put the panini in the panini press There you go Solo eso. 🎵" Cubano Puppet: "Now you give it a try, chicas." Ronnie Anne: "We got this." [The girls get the bread and start singing] Ronnie Anne & Sid: "🎵 Pan, and mustard, jamon. A pickle and two slices of queso. Put the panini in the panini press There you go Solo eso. 🎵" [They end up with two burnt cubanos] Ronnie Anne: "Hey we did pretty good. The cheese is melted." Sid: "Are we trained now?" Alberto:[Laughs, but then gets serious] "No."
[Later, the girls are in a makeshift rood truck stand in the park] Alberto: "Up next… customer service. I brought a couple of friends to help with this part of the training." [Gestures to Maybelle and Sergio] Sergio:[Squawks] "We're hungry." Maybelle: "Give me a cubano with five pickles, top side toasted, hold the queso, gives me gas, and don't be stingy with the mustard." Ronnie Anne & Sid: "Coming up." [They get started] Ronnie Anne: "Jamon, pickles, queso." Sid: "I got the mustard." [They give the cubano to Maybelle] "Order up." Maybelle: "I told you not to be stingy with the mustard." [Sid gasps and grabs the bottle, she tries to squeeze it out] Ronnie Anne: "You got it?" Sid:[Struggling] "I'm trying." [Frustrated, she punches the bottle, accidentally blasting Maybelle and Sergio back. Maybelle enjoys her sandwich] Maybelle: "You know, usually I'd throw a fit, but that is one delicious sandwich." [Maybelle farts] Sergio:[Squawks] "She's cutting the queso over here." Maybelle: "I told 'em to hold the cheese."
[Later, Alberto is at the wheel, his hijo sitting with him] Alberto: "Working on a food truck can be unpredictable. Let's see how well you react to surprises." [Floors it] "Speed bumps." [He drives over speed bumps] "Spilled condiments." [He revs up the truck, condiments go flying out the window] "Rift in deli." [Cuts a sharp corner. He returns to where they started and the girls appear in the service window, worn out, but with a tray of cubanos] Ronnie Anne and Sid: "Order up." [Alberto comes around] Alberto: "You did it girls, you made the perfect cubanos. Your training is complete and you can work the concert." Ronnie Anne:[Still worn from the joyride] "We did it." Sid: "We're going to the concert." [They start getting green]
[At the pier, Alberto's Cubanos pulls up and Ronnie Anne and Sid open the service window] Ronnie Anne: "We're here!" Sid: "And we got the perfect spot to see the concert" [Three trucks pass and block the view, Ronnie Anne and Sid groan] Alberto: "Hey, girls, I'm gonna hand out some free samples." Sergio: "I'll take two" Ronnie Anne: "How did you get in?" [Sergio and Sancho arrives] Sergio: "Sancho is a VIP. Very important pigeon. "[Ronnie Anne and Sid mouth agape]" I'll take those. [catch the cubanos of Ronnie Anne and Sid] Thanks for the snack. Were off to watch your favorite band." Ronnie Anne: "Great. They can see the show and we can't." Sid: "There must be a way to fix this." [They look at a map of the pier] "Ronnie Anne, look! If the truck was just five yards to the left, we'd be able to see the stage and we'd still be in the designated area." Ronnie Anne: "Casey, would it be cool if we moved the truck just five little yards?" Casey: "It's cool with me, but this is a big truck. How are you going to move it?" Reizouko: "I can help in exchange for a cubano." Ronnie Anne & Sid: "Deal!" [Casey tosses a cubano into the sumo wrestler's mouth] Reizouko:[Picking the truck up] "Reizouko!" [The sumo wrestler picks the truck up over his head and carries it to his left] Alberto:[Follows after the wrestler] "Hey, what are you doing with my truck? [Suddenly, the very heavy sumo wrestler accidentally steps on Alberto's foot. Alberto screams] Cubano Puppet: "Maybe it's not that bad." [Alberto's foot suddenly deflates, and he screams again] Reizouko: "Uh-oh." [Puts the truck down. The kids run up to Casey's padre] Casey: "Dad, you okay? Oh man, your foot is all banged up. We gotta get you to the first aid tent." Reizouko: "Reizouko will help. [picks up Alberto] Cubano Puppet: "Casey, we leave the truck in your hands." [To Rey] "To the first aid tent, big guy." [Rey carries Alberto to the first aid tent] Ronnie Anne & Sid: "We're so sorry, Casey." Casey: "It's okay. Accidents happen. At least you guys can see the show." [The stage is still far away and more trucks are pulling up] Uh, you know what? I might be able to run the truck with just one of you." Ronnie Anne: "Ooh, that way we can take turns seeing the show. Sid, you can go first." Sid: "I won't enjoy the show without you." Ronnie Anne: "Ugh. Me neither." Sid: "Wait, I got it. Breakfast Bot." Casey: "Your robot can work the truck with me?" Sid: "Oh, he's amazing. And he doesn't need to take any pee breaks." [Calls Breakfast Bot on her phone] "Breakfast Bot, come in, Breakfast Bot." [Breakfast Bot is taking a nap in Sid's room] "Your food making skills are needed." [Breakfast Bot wakes up and hurries to the pier] Breakfast Bot: "Breakfast bot reporting for duty." Casey: "Wow, that was crazy fast." Breakfast Bot: "That's how I roll, literally." [Laughs] Ronnie Anne: "Let's get cooking. [Inside the truck, Sid is working on Breakfast Bot] Sid: "Now to reprogram you from pancakes to cubanos. That should do it." Breakfast Bot:[Loads his new programming] "Mustard, jamon, pickles, queso." Casey: "I had my doubts, but he's good." Breakfast Bot: "If you think my cooking is good, check out these sweet moves." [Starts dancing] "I call this the robot." [Laughs] Casey: "Go on, see the show. We got this." Ronnie Anne: "Awesome." Sid: "Thank you." [Ronnie Anne and Sid race off to the concert. Sergio and Sancho return] Sergio:[Squawks] "Two more cubanos." [Sees who's running the place] "Well, if it isn't Tattle Bot." Breakfast Bot: "Beat it, bird breath. I'm busy." Sergio: "Hey, Sancho, what do you call a useless pile of metal?" [Sancho coos] "Breakfast Bot." [The birds' laugh] Breakfast Bot: "Oh, brother." [Sid and Ronnie Anne run to the concert] Ronnie Anne: "We finally made it." Sid: "And we made it together." Ronnie Anne & Sid:[Hug each other] "12 is Midnight! 12 is Midnight!" 12 is Midnight!" Ronnie Anne:[Concerned] "It was okay to leave Casey with Breakfast Bot, right?" Sid: "He's a pro. I'm sure it's fine." [Back at the truck, things are going well] Breakfast Bot: "Mustard, jamon, pickles, queso." [Gives it to Casey] "Mustard, jamon...:" Sergio:[Interrupts Breakfast Bot] "Hey. That's not enough ham for a cubano." Breakfast Bot: "My proportions are scientifically measured, so cram it." Sergio: "Oh, I'll cram it." [Tries to steal the cubano, Breakfast Bot fights with him over it] Casey: "You guys, cut it out." Breakfast Bot: "Fine, have it up." [Breakfast Bot lets go of the sandwich, sending Sergio flying back] Sergio: "Not cool, bolt brain." [Sergio starts to get up, accidentally putting the truck in drive] Casey: "Why does it feel like we're moving? Quick, get to the front!" Breakfast Bot: "Buckle up." [The truck drives down to the concert at a high speed, everyone inside freaks out. The girls are still enjoying the concert] Sid: "Yoon Kwan is even dreamier in person." Yoon Kwan: "For our final song, we'll pick two fans to sing to on stage. [Ronnie Anne and Sid call for the band to pick them when Sid gets a call] Sid: "It's Breakfast Bot." [Answers] Casey: "We've lost control of the food truck!" Breakfast Bot & Sergio:[pointing at each other] "It's his fault." Casey: "And we're rolling towards the concert!" [Meanwhile, Casey's padre comes out of the tent with his puppet] Alberto: "Well, buddy, things can only go uphill from here." [The truck rolls past] "Aye, that's my food truck rolling downhill!" Sid:[In unison] "Oh, no!" Ronnie Anne:[In unison] "What have we done?" [Out of unison] "We have to stop the truck." Yoon Kwan: "You two!" Sid: "Is he talking to us? Yoon Kwan: "Yeah, yeah, you." [The girls are on the big screen] "Come on up." [The girls start squealing] Ronnie Anne: "Wait. Are we forgetting something?" [Casey, Sergio and Breakfast Bot are still screaming] Sid: "It's fine. It has brakes. Sergio: "This cubano with not enough jamon is blocking the brakes." Breakfast Bot and Sergio: "We're doomed." Ronnie Anne and Sid: "Aw." Ronnie Anne: "This is so insane. And we love you so much, but gotta go." Sid: "Aw, goodbye, my love." [They go to the back of the crowd] Ronnie Anne: "How are we gonna stop the truck?" [Their friend, parrot and robot are still screaming] Sid: "Maybe Yoon's big beautiful face can help us." [Points to the giant Yoon Kwan balloon over the concert] Oh, but how do we reach it? [They hear a hoot] Ronnie Anne: "Hey Sid, I have an idea. [Reizouko is cheering for the band] "Reizouko, could you please help us out?" [The truck drives past them with Casey, Sergio, and Breakfast Bot inside] Reizouko: "Reizouko!" [Reizouko throws the girls to the balloon, making them scream. But they make it and karate chop the balloon down] Ronnie Anne & Sid: "Hiya!" [The balloon lands in the water just in time for the truck to bounce onto it instead of sinking, causing Casey, Sergio, and Breakfast Bot to slam up against the windshield. Then, they fly off.] Yoon Kwan: "🎵 No matter what falls from the sky. I will love you. 🎵" [Just then, the truck falls from the sky right onto the stage and seemingly onto the band] Ronnie Anne & Sid: "We crushed 12 is Midnight." [The band miraculously comes out from behind the truck] Ronnie Anne, Sid, & Reizouko: "Oh, thank goodness." Ronnie Anne: "Is everyone okay?" [The girls run to the truck, as does Alberto] Alberto: "My truck. My reputation." Cubano Puppet:[Crying] "We're ruined." Ronnie Anne:[Runs up to him with Sid] "It's all our fault. We agreed to help you, but instead, we were just focused on Yoon." Sid: "Our K-Pop obsession has destroyed your business and the show. We're so sorry." Yoon Kwan:[Calls into the truck] "Anyone in there?
'[Casey, Breakfast Bot, and Sergio get up, groaning] Sergio:[Puts a sandwich in Yoon's mouth] "Cubano?" [The girls and Alberto gasp] Yoon Kwan:[Eats] "Wow. That's the best sandwich I've ever had." [Everyone cheers] "🎵 Pan, and mustard, jamon. A pickle and two slices of queso. Put the panini in the panini press There you go Solo eso. 🎵"
[the last last line and the fireworks go on] Cubano Puppet: "We're back, baby!"
"[Everyone keeps cheering as special effects keep going]"
The End
