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Lincoln: [Leni's hammer drops on his foot] "Yeowch!" [groans in pain] "What are you doing with all this stuff?"
Leni: "I need a ride to the mall, so Lori told me to make her bed, which is weird, cause I'm pretty sure she already has one."
Lincoln: "Wait. Why are you doing chores for Lori?
Me: Aren't you old enough to drive yourself to the mall?"
Leni: "Yeah, but I failed the driving test 12 times. Everyone's given up on teaching me. Dad's still mad about the Fire Hydrant Paperboy Nun Incident."
[flashback to said incident; Leni had crashed the van into a tree and set a fire hydrant to spring a leak with a nun screaming at the top of her lungs in a panic and a paper boy is hanging by a branch]
Leni: "Should I leave a note?"
[Lynn Sr. is sobbing over his daughter's failure; end flashback]
Me: "What if we taught you to drive?"
Leni: [excited] "Wow! You have your licenses?"
Me: "Well, no, despite me being old enough to drive too.
Lincoln: But we do have a crazy high score on...
Me and Lincoln: Total Turbo XXII, the world's awesomest racing video game!"
Leni: [eager] "FUN!" [worried] "Wait. Are there nuns in it?"
Lincoln: "Nun that we know of!" [Me and Lincoln chuckles; turns to viewers] "If we can help Leni get her license, she'll drive us anywhere! And Lori will have to wash her own jeggings."
Me: "That is called a steering wheel. So Leni, are you ready to get started?"
Leni: "WAIT! I need my special driving outfit!" [changes into her special driving outfit and makes a couple of poses]
Me: Aw yeah, work it Leni, WORK IT.
Lincoln: "Great. So, can we get sta-"
Leni: "WAIT! I need my special driving smoothie!"
Me: "Oh, I'd like one too."
[Leni makes smoothies for Ray and herself and they both take our sips]
Leni: "It's a soy pumpkin cookie crumble cream. It's seasonal!"
Me: "I must say this smoothie is amazing."
Lincoln: "Great. So, now can we-"
Lincoln: [exasperated] "What is it now?"
Leni: "Ray, aren't you gonna open the door for me?" [takes another sip of her smoothie]
Me: "Of course, anything for the lady." [Pretends to open a car door with the sofa as the car] "Click! Creak!"
Leni: "What a gentleman." [sits down]
[The game starts and Leni's image is the player]
Me: "Okay Leni, all you have to do is keep the steering wheel straight, and you'll-"
[As soon as Leni starts playing, she crashes into the wall and the game is over]
Leni: "Like that?"
Me: "Uh... let's try again."
[Leni chooses to continue]
Me: "Now just keep the wheel stra..."
[Leni crashes again]
Me: "Okay, one more time."
Me: "Now the road is straight, so keep the wheel stra..."
[Leni crashes again and her virtual self jumps out of the car and it explodes, resulting in yet another game over.]
Lincoln: [irritated by his sister's incompetence] "Leni! You have to stay on the road!"
Leni: [tosses controller in frustration]"But, what's the point? We're not going anywhere fun!"
Me: "Uh, Sure we are! We're going to, uh...the mall!"
Leni: [gasps and takes controller back] "Why didn't you say so?"
Game announcer: "GAME ON!"
[This time, Leni plays the game like a pro with words of praise such as "Good!", "Holy Cow!" and "Dang, Girl!" appear on-screen]
Me: "Go, Leni!"
Leni: [her player stuck behind a Sunday driver] "Move it, slowpoke! Mama needs a new driving dress!" [drives off a billboard and moves ahead; gets to the mall at the end of the level and beats Lincoln and Ray's high scores.]
Me: [amazed} "That was incredible!"
Leni: [has her virtual self punch an old lady] "Outta my way, granny!"
Lincoln: "Easy there, Fast and Furious." [takes away the controller]
Leni: "BUT I HAVE TO GET TO THE MALL!"
Lincoln: "The mall can wait."
Me: " First you've got a driving test to pass."[Leni grins and heads out the door]
Me and Lincoln: "Go, Leni, go! Go, Leni, go!" [notices Leni went in the wrong direction]
Lincoln: "Wait! The bus stop is that way!" [Leni turns around and heads the other way]
Cop: "No, she did not! She did, however, refuse to obey the speed limit, fail to use her turn signals, and she redirected the test vehicle toward the mall, where she proceeded to hip-check and tackle Mrs. Jelinski!"
[The citations are labeled "Crazy Mall Chick", "Incident Report", "Forgot the speed limit", "What are "blinky blinks"??", "Hijacked test vehicle", "Assaulted Instructor Jelinski", and "NOTE: Culprit is dangerous"; Mrs. Jelinski is in the police car yelling at Leni for her maniacal driving]
Leni: "It's not fair! When I did all that in the game, I won! You guys need to get your rules straight!" [heads upstairs]
[The police car leaves and Ray sighs in disappointment]
Leni: "I'll just go back to making Lori's bed, maybe I'm just not meant to be behind the spinny thingy. You know?."
Me: (holds Leni's hand) But Leni, you can't give up on driving. It was me and Lincoln's fault you didn't pass the test. Our video game approach I guess came out wrong. Let's try a different method." [holds up an instruction manual]
Me: "Excellent, Thanks, guys! Okay, so we have Luna's bass drum as the brake. Luan's whoopee cushion as the accelerator." [puts foot on them to demonstrate their uses]
Luan: "Accelerator? Don't you mean gas?" [chuckles] "Get it?"
Me: "(Laughs) Nice one, anyways, we have the golf club's as the gear shift. The wreath as the steering wheel. Car horn, turn signal, and... the keys..." [grabs Lily's baby toy keys] " Got all that?"
[the others smile in hope]
Leni: [obviously confused] "Sure."
Me: "Great, Okay, first, fasten your seat belt."
[Lola puts some of her beauty pageant sashes on them to simulate the seat belts]
Leni: "That was easy."
Me: "Next, check your mirrors."
Leni: [panicking] "Why? Do I look bad?"
Lincoln: "Oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I meant-"
Leni: [runs off] "Stop the car! I can't drive in this hideous condition!"
[everyone else groans; Leni comes back now wearing a helmet]
Leni: "That's better."
[everyone stares awkwardly at her]
Me: "Okay, Lesson 12: Avoiding road hazards. There's a squirrel in the road. What do you do?"
[Lily walks in dressed in a squirrel costume and makes squirrel chatter sounds; Leni gets out of her side and screams in horror; eventually, it seems hopeless as the others seem to have already given up]
Me: "Use the turn signal!" [Leni taps Luna's drum] "NOOO, that's the brake!" [Leni taps Luan's whoopee cushion] "NOOO, that's the gas!" [Leni slaps him] "Ow, that's my face!" [points to ladle] "No Leni, this is the turn signal! [begins to feel worn out]"
Leni: "Oh! You mean the blinky blink?"
Me "The what?"
Leni: "The blinky blink!"
Me: "The blinky blink?"
Leni: "Yeah. It's right by the spinny thingy." [points to wreath]
Me: "The spinny..." [realizes] "of course, That's the problem! I haven't been speaking Leni!"
Leni: "There's a country named after me?"
Me: "No. I mean, I haven't been using words you understand. Usually I'm the one who does that kind of thing. Let me try again. Use the blinky blink." [Leni nods with a rattle sound effect and flips the blinky blink] "Good. Now turn left." [Leni doesn't know] "Uhhh, turn to your good side." [Leni gets it and turns to her good side] "Now we're getting somewhere! Everyone, we're gonna need some new car parts."
[The others salute and get to work; they replace Luna's bass drum with a white high heel shoe]
Me: "Okay Leni, this is a break pedal. What does the break pedal do?"[Leni doesn't know] "White shoes after Labor Day!"
Leni: "Ew, stop!"
Luan: [takes back her whoopee cushion] "I gas you won't be needing this." [She and Ray both laugh]
Me: "Nice one Luan."
[Lola scowls painfully at Luan's pun and hands Ray a Go-Go boot]
Me: "Now, this is the gas pedal. What does the gas pedal do?" [Leni doesn't know] "Uuum, Boots from the 60's."
Me: "Yes! Leni, I think you're ready for the next level!"
The next day, Lincoln is waiting for Leni to get back from her driving test, unaware of what happened last night]
Lori: [with her load of jeggings] "Ah! There you are! Don't you need a ride to the comic book store? And lavender sheets. Don't forget." [hands him her jeggings]
Lincoln: "No, thanks." [hands jeggings back] "I think I'll wait for Leni to get back from taking her driving test, with her new license."
Lori: "Pssht. She's not gonna pass. Now, get to washing." [passes jeggings]
Lincoln: [passes back] "Actually, I'm pretty sure she will pass."
Lori: "No she won't. Because I made sure of it."
Lincoln: [shocked at what Lori just said] "Wait. What?"
Me: "Oh, no, you don't!" [grabs a sweater with a wolf howling at the full moon] "time to spoil the beans, Lori, I will shrink your favorite Bobby sweater in the dryer if you don't tell me what you've been-"
Lori: [admitting defeat] "STOP! FINE!" [grabs sweater and puts it on] "I might have sabotaged Leni by giving her bad driving instructions while she slept, but it's just because if Leni can drive, my room will never be clean and no one will ever need me for anything ever again!" [Raises her voice pitch near the end]
Me: "Are you serious, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Do you have any idea what dangers you might put Leni into? What if your bad driving instructions make Leni crash? What if she gets hurt?"
Leni: "You worked so hard to help me pass. You even learned to speak Leni. Which I still can't believe there's a country named after me. I was just thinking about all the fun places I would drive us to. The mall, the comic book store, the mall..."
Lincoln: [on a megaphone] "Good. And turn..." [Lola turns to the viewers] "...and wave." [Lola waves to the viewers] "More teeth." [Lola gives an oversized grin]
Me: "Whoa, less teeth" [Lola turns it down a bit with a nice pearly white smile] "Excellent!"
Lincoln: "Keep it up!" [wearing a headband that says "GO LOLA!" on it]
Me: [to the viewers] "Now, you guys might be wondering why Lincoln and I are helping Lola practice for a beauty contest. Well, tomorrow is the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant, and the winner gets the greatest prize ever: three season passes to Dairyland A-Moo-sement Park! That's one for Lola, one for Coach Lincoln, and one for here Coach Ray. We've been working our butts off all week to make sure she wins."
[Her sneeze gets glitter all over Ray. Second, she spits out her two front teeth retainer for Ray to brush]
Me: [grossed out] "Oh...oh, Gah!"
[He starts brushing. Third, he irons her dress with his left hand, brushes her hair with his right, while Lincoln paints her nails with his right foot as she lays in bed in a robe, with cucumbers on her eyes and white bunny slippers. End montage. Lincoln uses a lint catcher as Lola poses.]
Lincoln: "It's been a long, hard road."
Me: "But once we get to Dairyland, it'll all be worth it."
[Lana passes by Lincoln, Lola, and Ray, unknowingly splashing mud onto them. Lincoln and Ray quickly raise Lola to prevent her from getting dirty, causing him to get covered completely in mud. They lower Lola, as she looks back at Lincoln and Ray]
Lincoln: "Lana, watch out! Do you know how hard it is to steam clean chiffon?"
Lana: "Blah blah blah blah blah." [goes back in the house]
Lincoln: [wiping off the mud and reading a book] "Okay, Lola, let's move onto your walk."
Me: Now, remember what Gil DeLily said in his best-selling book: "Unlocking Your Inner Pageant Queen", (ahem) To win the day, you must sashay."
Lola: "I know how to walk, Guys."
[As she practices her walk, Lincoln and Ray notice a loose bottle of hairspray on the ground. Lola steps and slips and the rest of the scene plays in slow motion.]
Me: Now, hold still while we work the magics." [sprays and combs Lana's hair]
Lana: "Ugh! It smells like princess farts!"
[The spray makes its way over to the twins' room. Lola smells it and heads to the bathroom with a sinister look on her face. She barges in and finds Lincoln with his shirt off and spraying his armpits with the spray.]
Lincoln: "Oh, hey, Lola! Your hairspray makes a great deodorant. It really covers up that musky man smell."
Lola: "Hmm..." [leaves]
[Lincoln, Lana, and Ray sigh with relief]
Lincoln: "Help me get my arms unstuck."
Me: "Okay, this is going to hurt, RRRRRRR."
[Ray rips Lincoln's arms apart from their pits which makes him scream in agony]
Me: "Time to work on what Gil DeLily calls the Three W's: Walk, Wave, and WORK IT."
[Lana walks and waves with a smile]
Lincoln: "Okay, we're walking, we're waving..."
Me: "Hmmm, but I don't think we're working it."
[Lana tries posing attractively, but some tools fall out of her dress]
Me: "What in the..."
Lincoln: "Tools in your dress? Seriously?"
Lana: "Handyman's code, guys. Always be prepared."
Lincoln: "You are not a handyman! You are a pageant queen!"
[A snow shovel pours out of Lana's dress and Lincoln looks at her disappointed]
Lana: "What? It's supposed to snow tonight!"
Me: Does it look like it's going to snow out there?
[Now they're rehearsing the Q&A portion of the pageant.]
Lincoln: [using a hairbrush for a mic] "Lola, what can a six-year-old do to make the world a better place?"
Lana: "Um..." [starts scratching her butt]
Me: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, Lana, you can't scratch your butt!"
Lana: "What? It helps me think!"
Lincoln: "Well, knock it off!
Me: As Gil DeLily would say, Those who scratch lose the match."
[The talent portion]
Lincoln; "Okay, talent portion. Whatcha got?"
[Lana plays a ditty with her armpit]
Lincoln: "Impressive, but I'm gonna pass."
Me: "Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that too."
Lincoln: [pulls out something from his supplies] "How about a ribbon dance? It shows elegance and poise."
Lana: [reluctant] "Excuse me while I go barf."
Lincoln: "Lana, we're busting our humps trying to turn you into a pageant queen, and all we're getting is lip."
Me: "Do you want those Dairyland tickets or not?"
Lana: "Okay, okay, you're right!"
Me: "As Gil DeLily would say, She who gives 'tude-"
Lana: [slaps the book out of his hand] "I ALREADY AGREED!"
Me: Okay okay!!!
[A training montage commences. Lincoln performs a perfect ribbon dance, but Lana gets tied up in her ribbon. Ray teaches her how to curtsy, and she lifts her dress up too high. Lincoln shows her how to walk elegantly, and she gets the hang of it but trips and regains her composure. She masters curtsying, the three W's, and the ribbon dance. Lincoln and Ray were so moved at her improvement and the toys all give her a perfect score.]
Lincoln: "Whoo-hoo! Lana, look at you! You've done it!"
Me: "Well done Lana, You're prim and perfect."
Lana: "I never thought I'd say it, but this feels pretty good. I don't even mind the sparkly towel."
Me, Lincoln, and Lana: "DAIRYLAND, HERE WE COME!!!"
[Dairyland. Lincoln, Lana, and Ray are getting on the Milk Shaker]
Me: [to the viewers] "Well, we've learned two very valuable lessons. One: You should never try to turn someone into something they're not. And two: If you ever ride the Milk Shaker, keep your mouth closed."
[The ride starts and everyone on it except Ray gets green around the gills and Lincoln throws up and gets hit by his own barf.]
Linka: "Ugh no, not this again. [to the viewers] Remember what I said about staying here forever? Yeah. That's not happening." [sees that she only has 5 minutes before it's too late] "Phew. I still have five minutes to get back." [checks the wastebasket she threw the watch in but can't find it] "Where is it?"
Linka: "I don't get it Clyde. Usually, I'm a good student but lately it's been all C's and D's and now an F."
Girl Clyde: [Grabs Linka's test] "Wow, and a frowny face too. That's cold."
Linka: "If I don't turn this around, I could fail fifth grade!"
Girl Clyde: "Linka, you can't! If I go to middle school without you, I could fall in with the wrong crowd, and get tattoos, and start littering"
[Flash into Girl Clyde's imagination, where Girl Clyde is throwing a corndog on the ground, then the rest of her lunch, and then proceeds to hit the food with his backpack. Scene flashes back to Girl Clyde and Linka.]
Levi: "Sorry, Linka. But my tutoring schedule is completely booked. I got math with Lars on Mondays, geology with Lynn on Tuesdays, finger painting with Leon on Wednesdays, et cetera et cetera." [shows Linka his schedule] "Oh, being the residence genius is both a blessing and a curse, though I believe in neither."
Linka: "But, Levi, you're my last hope!"
Levi: "Mm. Pish Posh. Try the Community College. I've heard through the tutoring grapevine that students there tutor for extra credit."
Linka: "Great idea, Levi!" [heads off to the Community College]
Levi: [holding a stopwatch] "LOKI, YOU'RE THREE MINUTES LATE FOR PRE-CALC! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!"
Loki: "So, I'm like, if you literally don't know the difference between dance team and color guard-" [gasps at the sight of Cecile and drops her phone; now stammering] "Ba...ba...ba..."
Linka: [concerned] "Loki, you okay?"
Loki: [speechless] "Er...um...uh...uh...yes." [picks up his phone] "I was just going to get a...hunk of meat. Uh, I mean, a...dish of cereal. Er, I mean, tall drink of water!" [turns and smacks into the wall, dropping his phone again]
Cecile: "Sir, you dropped your mobile." [picks it up and hands it to him]
[Loki fawns awkwardly and Leif enters with a net]
Leif: "I heard a goose! I call dibs!" [notices Cecile and gets the same reaction as Loki] "Ba...ba...ba..."
[Enter Loni wearing a facial mask]
Loni: "I heard a sheep." [removes the cucumber slices on his eyes and sees Cecile] "AAH! MY FACE!" [runs off]
[The rest of Linka's sisters minus Leon show up with their things. They see Cecile and react like Loki and Leif did]
Luke, Lane, Lynn (Boy), Lars, Lexx and Levi: "Ba...ba...ba..."
[Loni returns without his facial mask]
Loni: "Hey, guys. Oh, Linka, I didn't know you were entertaining. Hi. I'm-" [sees Cecile up-close and reacts the same way] "Ba...ba...ba...ba..."
Cecile: "Um, bonjour. I'm Cecile, Linka's tutor. It's lovely to meet you all."
Brothers: [infatuated] "Ba...ba...ba..."
Linka: [annoyed] "Could you guys please get out of here? We're trying to study."
Lexx: "It's a free country, Linka." [stands next to Cecile] "We can stand where we want to."
Leif: [cuts in front of Lexx] "I'm standing here!"
Lexx: "The heck you are!"
[The twins start fighting by flailing their hands at each other]
Leif: "You're blocking my view!"
Lexx: "You're blocking MY VIEW!"
[The boys start marching toward Cecile who backs up into a corner]
Loki: "Out of my way!"
Cecile: [nervous] "Oh mon dieu. There's quite a few of you. Friendly lot."
[The boys get closer with Luke hopping and flailing his tongue up front. Their pet bird perches herself on Cecile's arm]
Cecile: "Oh. Hello. Bit cheeky, aren't we?"
[Their Dog and Cat are nuzzling her legs. Seeing this, Linka comes to help her.]
Linka: "Come on, Cecile! Let's go somewhere a little less crowded."
[In class, one girl gives Mr. DiMartino an apple with a heart-shaped balloon tied to its stem. Another girl gives him a box of chocolates. Another girl gives him a bonsai tree trimmed like a heart. Linka gives him a fruit basket dedicated to the state of Michigan. Linka is sharpening her pencil while being distracted by Mr. DiMartino's manliness. She sharpens her pencil down so much, it's stubby now. It happened to a lot of her pencils. Mr. DiMartino is writing down the French term for "to love", Aimer, and how to conjugate it]
Mr. DiMartino: "Let's conjugate the French verb, "Aimer", to love. J'aime, tu aimes, il aime, nous aimons..."
[The girls are too busy ogling and drooling over him to pay attention. At lunchtime in the cafeteria, Linka and her friends all look at him and wander into the trashcan]
Ruby: "Oh! Found my retainer!"
[The class is taking a test]
Mr. DiMartino: "You'll have one hour to complete your test. Eyes on your own paper."
[During the test, Linka fills in her test with a big heart]
Linka: [realizes] "Holy shmoly! You guys are right! I do go completely bonkers around Mr. DiMartino. Just like you guys did around Cecile."
[The boys are all wearing Cecile sweaters]
Loni: "I don't know why you keep saying that. By the way, if Cecile and I ever get married and have a baby..." [shows an online baby picture he made] "...here's what it would look like."
Levi: "Oh, Loni, you're delusional. Because I'm going to marry her, and our progeny is gonna look like this." [shows his online baby]
[The boys start fighting again, this time over who will marry Cecile]
Linka: "Guys, you gotta help me! I don't wanna flunk fifth grade! Clyde could end up as a tattooed litterbug!"
[The boys stop again and are puzzled by what she said]
Linka: "It made sense when she said it."
Lane: "Maybe you can get Mr. DiMartino to let you retake the test."
Linka: "But as long as he's anywhere near me, I'm still gonna blow it!"
Levi: "Well then, the solution would be to remove him from your field of vision. Observe." [takes Loki's phone with a picture of Cecile as its wallpaper which he makes that creepy smile towards it and goes to Loki] "Loki, what is Bebe's full name?"
Loki: "Roberta Alejandra Martina-" [gets shown the Cecile picture and fawns over it; Levi pulls it back] "Roberta Alejandra-" [gets shown it and fawns again; it's pulled back] "Roberta-" [shown and fawning again]
Levi: "And now to delete."
Loni, Luke, Lane, Lynn (Boy), Lars, Leif, and Lexx: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
[Levi deletes the Cecile image which is now replaced with a picture of Loki taking a duckface selfie]
Loki: [shakes his head and comes to his senses] "Roberta Alejandra Martina-Mildred Lois Santiago, Jr."
Levi: "Case closed."
Linka: "Got it." [leaves]
Levi: "Don't worry, guys. I have more photos of Cecile saved in the cloud."
Lane: "Lars did not work out for me, neither has Loni."
[Flashback to another circus birthday.]
Lane: "Why are clowns never bored? Cause we're good at keeping occu-pied." [clears throat] "I said, good at keeping occu-pied."
[Lane looks where Loni is, but there's nothing there but a pie. He turns and sees Loni in the crowd. Lane facepalms at this, walks to the pie and slaps it to his face, making the kids and Loni cheer. A red FIRED sign appears over Loni's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback.]
Lane: [Picks up a rubber chicken] "And neither did Lynn."
[Flashback of Lane juggling fruit at a pirate birthday party.]
Lane: "Water you say we add some melon?"
[The kids cheer. Boy Lynn throws a watermelon, but accidentally hits Lane. The kids boo the performance. A red FIRED sign appears over Boy Lynn's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback.]
Linka: "You were right Lane, there is a lot more to clowning than just falling on your butt, you were amazing out there."
Lane: "I remembered how great it was to get my first big laugh."
Linka: "Let me get those for you." [Accidentally rips the bag and slips on the spilled whoopee cushions.] "Whoa!"
[Linka lands on them, which all make farting sounds.]
Lane: [chuckles] "You know, that actually was kind of funny. Here, let me help..." [His unicycle slips on another whoopee cushion, sending him flying.] "Whoa, good gravy!" [lands on the whoopee cushions and Linka and they laugh.] "Eye-a-watha!"
[The two siblings do pratfalls as they land on the whoopee cushions and laugh again.]
Linka: [on a megaphone] "Good. And turn..." [Lexx turns to the viewers.] "...and wave." [Lexx waves to the viewers.] "More teeth." [Lexx gives an oversized grin.] "Less teeth." [Lexx turns it down a bit with a nice pearly white smile.] "Excellent! Keep it up!" [wearing a headband that says "GO LEXX!" on it.]
Linka: "You might be wondering why I'm helping Lexx practice for a beauty contest. Well, tomorrow is the Mister Fit and Perfect Pageant, and the winner gets the greatest prize ever: two season passes to Dairyland A-Moo-sement Park! That's one for Lexx and one for coach. I've been working my butt off all week to make sure he wins."
[A montage shows Linka prepping up Lexx. First, she applies cologne onto him.]
[Second, he spits out his two front teeth retainer for Linka to brush.]
Linka: [grossed out] "Oh...oh, Gah!"
[She starts brushing. Third, she irons his suit with her left hand, brushes his hair with her right, and clips his nails with her right foot as he lays in bed in a robe, with cucumbers on his eyes and camouflage slippers. End montage.
[Leif passes by Linka and Lexx, unknowingly splashing mud onto them. Linka quickly raises Lexx to prevent him from getting dirty, causing her to get covered completely in mud. She lowers Lexx, as he looks back at Linka.]
Linka: "Leif, watch where you're going! Do you want to get dirt all over Lexx's suit?"
Leif: "Blah blah blah blah blah." [goes back in the house.]