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The following is a transcript for the episode "Operation Popstar."

Script[]

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Act One[]

[In Apartment 2A, the Casagrandes are having breakfast, except for Maria, who is teaching something to Ronnie Anne and Sid.]
Maria: "Okay, girls. Tomorrow is the big music festival, and I know you want to get close to Twelve is Midnight, so... Mama's gonna teach you how to crowd surf."
[She points to the family eating breakfast at the table, and Sid's cardboard cutout of Yoon Kwan on the other side. Maria and the girls get up...]
Maria: "Knees bent, long leaps, hang loose, now glide!"
[...and with that, the girls jump and crowd surf over the Casagrandes as they eat.]
Hector: "Pass the salt."
CJ: "Looking good."
[Carl is still eating, with one hand raised. Carlitos gets a sneaky look and tickles Carl's underarm. They both laugh and Carl puts his arm down, just as the girls pass overhead. They end up crashing in front of the cutout, Sid with bacon stuck to her face.]
Sid: "Maybe this isn't the best way to get Yoon Kwan's autograph, but it's a good way to get bacon!" [takes the bacon off her face] "For you, Yoon Kwan..."
[She gives her bacon to the cutout and pretends that he's eating it.]
Bobby: [his arms still raised] "I can't wait to see Alisa at the concert. Can I put my arms down now?"
Carl: "Don't forget DJ Carl, featuring..."
[He and Sergio don their shades.]
Sergio: "Parico Rico."
Carl: "The soon to be famous raggaeton duo!" [plays a remix] "We're playing in the parking lot."
[They dance to the music. Suddenly, enter a squealing Carlota on the phone.]
Carlota: "I'll be there in ten." [Hangs up] "OMG, everyone! That was Alisa! She wants me to do her make-up for the show tomorrow. I'm going to her hotel now to try out some looks!"
[Everyone cheers for her.]
Carl: [approaches Carlota with a gasp] "Alisa has your phone number?"
Carlota: "Oh, yeah. No big deal."
Carl: "It's a very big deal! You're practically Alisa's BFF, and when you have a celebrity BFF, that means you're famous too."
[Carlota thinks about it, and imagines herself and Alisa boarding her private jet, waving to the fans.]
Fantasy Alisa: "You're my best friend, Carlota Casagrande."
[They hold hands and hop happily. Suddenly, Sergio tries to get in on the action...]
Fantasy Sergio: "Besties!"
Fantasy Carlota: "Security?"
[...and a very big arm in a black sleeve grabs Sergio by the neck and takes him away. Carlota and Alisa hug as we cut back to reality.]
Carlota: "Hmm, maybe you're right."


[Later, at the hotel, Carlota enters Alisa’s room.]
Carlota: "Hello! Alisa?" [sees the room] "Woah!"
Alisa: [Runs up to Carlota] "Amiga! It’s been far too long!" [hugs Carlota] "Ever since you served looks at my last GLC show, I knew you were my girl."
Carlota: "Same! It’s so great to see you and finally catch up."
[Enter Blaze, Alisa's strict manager.]
Blaze: "No time for catching up! This is Alisa’s busiest time of year. She’s got autographs to sign..." [Alisa scribbles her name on stacks of paper] "...wardrobe to approve..." [Holds out a pink one shoulder and a blue ball gown. Alisa picks the blue one] "Silver hoops? Gold hoops?"
Alisa: "Gold." [she puts them on]
Blaze: "...and a photoshoot for Alisa Loops." [A very large cereal box is wheeled behind Alisa; then she poses for Blaze’s cellphone camera.]
Carlota: "Wow, this schedule is no joke."
Alisa: "Oh, girl, you don’t even know. I’m happy my career is going so well, but I’m so drained."
Blaze: [wheels up a cart with a silver tray cover] "Here’s your soothing noon tea. You have thirty seconds! Now, relax."
[He takes the cover off the tray and is met with a surprise.]
Alisa fangirl: [popping out the tray] "I love you, Alisa! Oh, sign my tea cake!"
Blaze: "Who let you past security?!"
[The girl screams and makes a run for it, Blaze right on her heels.]
Alisa: [Sighs] "I miss being home. My mom's food with limón on everything. The sound of cumbias throughout the house. That smell that all Abuelitos have."
[A devil version of Carl appears on Carlota’s shoulder.]
Devil Carl: "Sounds like the perfect BFF opportunity."
Carlota: "You can smell my Abuelitos if you want."
Alisa: [a little weirded out] "Um..."
Devil Carl: [facepalms] "Ask normally!" [disappears]
Carlota: "I mean, why don't you come over and have lunch with my family?"
Alisa: "Really?"
Carlota: "Sure! What are friends for?"
Alisa: "OMG! You're just the sweetest chica around! But, how do we get past Blaze?"
[The two think, and look at the way the girl got in, they giggle. Carlota puts the cover over Alisa and wheels her out. Blaze returns, having chased the fangirl out... only to see no sign of Alisa nor Carlota.]
Blaze: "Alisa? Alisa?"


[Back at the apartment, Carl and Sergio are still dancing...]
Sergio: [squawks] "Put your back into it!"
[...and Ronnie Anne and Sid are still thinking.]
Ronnie Anne: "Hmm... Okay, new plan to get Yoon Kwan's autograph. We could say we're roadies for Twelve is Midnight."
Sid: "Great idea! All we have to do is carry their gear. Like this!"
[She tries to pick up Carl’s speaker, but it’s too heavy.]
Sid: "Help! Getting crushed...!"
[No one helps her; she falls back, the heavy speaker on top of her.]
Sergio: "Yeah! 'Cause we’re crushing it!"
Rosa: "Familia! Time for lunch. It's ceviche tostadas day!"
[Everyone gathers at the table as Carlota opens the door.]
Carlota: "Hey, Abuela, is it okay if my friend joins us for lunch?"
Rosa: "Of course, Mijita, all are welcome."
[Rosa gasps when she sees who the friend is...]
Everyone: "Alisa!"
Alisa: "Hola, Casagrandes family! It's so great to see you again." [sniffs] "I'm sorry, but is that… tostadas de ceviche?"
Rosa: "You bet, Mija! Ven aquí! Let me get you a little serving."
[Alisa sits and Rosa gives her a plate.]
Alisa: [gasps] "Gracias! Ceviche is my favorite." [eats and gasps again] "So good~."
Carl: [to Carlota] "Look at you, bringing your famous friend home. You'll be a celeb BFF in no time." [fist bumps, then walks up to Alisa] "Alisa, let me play you some fire ritmos." [plays a remix]
Carlota: "Carl, give my friend some space." [slams the laptop on Carl’s fingers]
Carl: "Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow!"
Alisa: [laughs] "No, it's okay. I needed those laughs." [starts tearing up] "Ay, my makeup's running."
Carlota: "Don't worry, I'll clean you up." [looks around for something of her's that is not here... she gasps] "My makeup bag! I left it at the hotel! I'll have to go back."
Alisa: "Oof, good luck. Twelve is Midnight is staying on my floor, and their fans are even more intense than mine."
[As it so turns out, Ronnie Anne and Sid - indeed fans of Twelve is Midnight - has just heard that. Ronnie Anne spits out her juice and they gasp. They go to Alisa, knocking Carlota over]
Sid: "Did you say Twelve is Midnight is on YOUR floor?!"
Ronnie Anne and Sid: [to Carlota] "We can get it for you!"
[And they have just given away the fact that they're super big fans of Twelve is Midnight. Ronnie Anne sees this and immediately changes her demeanor...]
Ronnie Anne: "Um, I mean, we'd be happy to help you out, my sweet prima." [gives Carlota cute eyes]
Alisa: "Oh, awesome. Thanks, muchachas." [gives the girls her hotel card] "Here's my key card. Help yourself to any snacks in the..."
Sid: "Let's go, paper Yoon Kwan!"
[The girls squeal and trample Carlota on their way to meet Twelve is Midnight. Carlota gets up and her phone rings.]
Carlota: [gasps] "It's Blaze!"
Alisa: [hits decline] "Less cellphone, more ceviche."
Casagrandes: "Alisa! Alisa! Alisa!"
[Carlota takes a selfie captioned 'CEVICHE W/ BFF!!']


[Back at the hotel...]
Ronnie Anne: "Boy, these celebrities sure stay in some ritzy places."
[They enter the hotel.]
Sid: "That key card lets us go anywhere in the hotel, and if we're super-duper lucky, we'll catch a glimpse of Twelve is Midni..."
[They're SUPER lucky, they mean; the girls gasp. Past the mob of fans, Twelve is Midnight - in PERSON! - passes by. They pose for the flashing cameras. Ronnie Anne and Sid hold each other, hopping away in the purest form of unadulterated excitement.]
Ronnie Anne: [stuttering] "They're there! They're right there! They're right there! They're RIGHT THERE!!!"
[Twelve is Midnight enters the elevator. Yoon Kwan winks in the girls' direction. The girls, now on cloud nine, sigh.]
Ronnie Anne: "Now let's go get the 'makeup kit’." [They giggle right past the bouncers] "Key card! We’ve got a key card!"
[The excited girls enter the elevator and go up...]


[...while Alisa has finished eating back at 3A.]
Rosa: "It's so nice to have you here, Alisa. Let me clear your plate."
[She attempts to take the plate, but Alisa also takes it.]
Alisa: "Oh, no. Let me help."
Rosa: [pulls harder, straining] "Don't be silly, you're our guest."
Alisa: [also pulls harder] "It's the least I can do."
[They continue grunting when Carlota’s phone rings. She has seventeen missed calls, all from Blaze, whose caller ID photo is not happy.]
Carlota: [nervous chuckles] "Hey, Blaze. How's it going?"
Blaze: [mad] "'How's it going'? I know you snuck Alisa out, Carlota Casagrande! I need her back right this minute!"
Carlota: "Uh…" [imitates static noise] "You're... breaking up. Going through a tunnel."
Blaze: "It's a face call! I can see you-"
Carlota: [hangs up] "Oops, dropped call."
Alisa: "Ugh. Blaze again, right?"
Carlota: "Don't worry about it, amiga. Now, let's have the day off you deserve."


[Later, Alisa is playing lotería and wins.]
Alisa: "Lotería!"
[She tosses her card into the air, beans and all. Later, she’s helping Bobby and Carl in the mercado, using Bobby’s sticker gun to price the onions. Later, she’s in the kitchen slicing an dicing an onion. She, Hector and Rosa laugh, until they start crying from the onion.]
Alisa: "I'm so happy, Carlota."
[They take another selfie, then realize Alisa’s makeup is running again.]
Carlota: "Maybe not that one."
[Alisa walks off.]
Carl: "You're going from amiga to super amiga in no time."
[Carlota can’t wait for the next few days!]


[Back at the hotel, Ronnie Anne and Sid enter Alisa’s room.]
Ronnie Anne: "There is Carlota's makeup kit." [takes it] "Now the question is, how do we find Twelve is Midnight's room?"
Sid: [imitating Yoon] "Hmm... If I were me, where would I be?"
[Sid's question has been answered by a particular dreamy voice emanating off-screen.]
Yoon Kwan: [offscreen] "♫ Girl, I'm right here ♫ "
Ronnie Anne: "Wow, you're getting really good at that. Maybe too good."
Sid: "That wasn't me." [imitating Yoon] "'Or me.'"
Ronnie Anne: "Then it can only be..."
[They look at the vent, and they start to lose it; oh, they know it's...]
Ronnie Anne and Sid: "The real Yoon Kwan!!!"
Ronnie Anne: "He's coming from the vent!"
Sid: "What's Yoon Kwan doing in a vent? He can afford a better room."
Ronnie Anne: "No, they must be rehearsing next door."
[They squeal and giggle, knowing what they’re about to do next...]


[In their room, Twelve is Midnight is rehearsing a rather familiar song...]

Twelve is Midnight:
♫ Follow us ♫
♫ All of us ♫
♫ Sister, my brother... ♫
[continues under]

[The girls are listening from the vent above the band.]
Ronnie Anne: "I can't believe we're seeing this."
Sid: [really starstruck now] "I'm going to live in this vent forever..."
Yoon Kwan: "That was a great rehearsal, guys. But I need some Yoon Kwa-lity time to work on our new song."
[The girls gasp...]
Ronnie Anne: "New song?!"
Yoon Kwan: "I'll catch up with you later."
[His friends leave Yoon Kwan to himself.]
Yoon Kwan: "Okay, Yoon Kwan..." [Breaths and does some yoga] "Clear your mind."
[He is unable to as the vent cover suddenly snaps off, the girls falling right on top of Yoon. Yoon gets up...]
Yoon Kwan: "Whoa..."
[...and sees Paper Yoon Kwan.]
Yoon Kwan: [his mind totally losing it] "Gah! There's two of me!"
[And he runs right into the door, knocking himself out in the process.]
Yoon Kwan: "Whoa..."
Ronnie Anne and Sid: "Yoon Kwan!!"


[Back at the apartment, Alisa is playing pirates with CJ and Carlitos.]
Alisa: "Ah! You got me!" [sits on the ottoman] "Uh, this has been the best day."
Carl: [in disbelief] "This is the best day? Um, have you seen your life?"
[He shows Alisa photos of her celebrity life: stage diving, being adored by fans, riding a tiger...]
Alisa: "Sure. All that celebrity stuff is fun, but today was way better." [She breaks into song, using the inflatable sword as a mic.]

Alisa:
♫ Here, with you I'm never lonely ♫
[Camera flash transition to Alisa walking on her private jet.]
♫ The fame and fortune never made me happy ♫
[Alisa slides down the jet and lands in the kitchen, joining a dancing Hector and Rosa.]
♫ I need friends and family around me ♫
[Now she's posing with Carlitos for one of Frida's paintings.]
♫ To show me what the good life really can be ♫
[Now she is walking down the street.]
♫ No more stress, I say yes ♫
♫ To a brand new start ♫
[She grabs Carlota.]
♫ You're the best ♫
♫ 'Cause you know how to jumpstart my heart ♫
"[Later shows Alisa dancing with the rest of the Casagrandes, including Carlota, in a colorful background.] ♫ Thank you, thank you ♫
♫ Por la pura vida ♫
♫ Gracias, gracias ♫
♫ It's all I really need now ♫
♫ Thank you, thank you ♫
♫ Por todo lo que haces ♫
♫ Gracias, gracias ♫
[The family and Alisa dances on the roof of the building.]
♫ Thank you for being you, oh ♫
♫ Thank you for being you! ♫

[The song ends.]


[The Casagrandes and Alisa are back in the living room.]
Carlota: "Well, this is awesome. But we should get back to the hotel. Blaze must be losing his mind."
Alisa: "Oh, no. I'm never going back. I'm quitting music forever!"
Carlota: [aghast] "What?!"
[Carlota looks back at her fantasy, where she and Alisa are waving to the fans, who suddenly vanish... followed by the jet hangar and the celebrity herself...]
Fantasy Carlota: "Alisa!" [...and so does the jet.] "No! My plane!"
[Then the stairs for the plane disappear, and Carlota falls to the ground. The real world is no exception, as Carlota faints onto the couch.]
Carl: [who broke Carlota's fall] "...aaaaand she's out."
[End of Act One]


Act Two[]

[Carlota is still passed out. Alisa waves some hot sauce under her nose.]
Alisa: "Carlota? Carlota? Wake up! Are you okay?"
[Carlota, who is still sitting on her hermano, wakes up.]
Carlota: "Huh?" [coughs] "Alisa? I had a weird nightmare where you said you were quitting music." [laughs it off] "That's hilarious, right?"
Alisa: "You weren't dreaming. Being here has reminded me what it was like to have a nice, normal life and I like it, so I'm quitting." [swaps her outfit for her pyjamas] "I'm gonna go call for my stuff. Normal life selfie!" [Takes a selfie, and heads off]
Carl: "Way to go! Now you're a NORMAL person's BFF. That gives you nothing."
Carlota: "I know. How do I get her back to her sweet celebrity life?"
Carl: "We have to show her that being normal stinks!"
[He takes out a wrench, screwdriver and a tarantula, all with difficulty.]
Carl: "I think I know how."


[Back at the hotel, Yoon Kwan is still out cold.]
Sid: "What do we do?"
Ronnie Anne: "We broke Yoon Kwan!"
[Yoon Kwan regains consciousness.]
Ronnie Anne: "He's waking up!"
Sid: "We're so sorry we knocked you out. We just wanted your autograph, and maybe to smell you a little."
[However, the girls' idol isn't acting like himself...]
Yoon Kwan: "Where am I? Wait! Who am I?"
Ronnie Anne and Sid: [not liking what they just heard] "OH, NOOO!"


[Back at the Casagrande apartment, Carlota opens apartment 1A.]
Carlota: "Now that you're quitting music, you'll need a normal place to live. I talked to my abuela and she said you can move in here."
[1A is a small studio apartment... but is a complete wreck.]
Alisa: "It's so cute and tiny!" [being used to bigger space] "Is this my closet?"
Carlota: "Oh, no! This is the whole thing."
Alisa: "I love it! Let me check out the view."
[She opens the window and sees the dump behind the building, trashcans full of discarded chow mein and diapers. Though clearly disgusted, she tries to keep an optimistic view.]
Alisa: "What an interesting view." [manages to smell the diapers] "Aye foochie! What is that?!"
Carlota: "The smell of reality. Welcome to your new life."
[Alisa goes to puke and Carlota looks out the window to her hermano, who was holding a diaper under the window. He takes off his mask, and they both start getting sick from the smell.]


[Back at the hotel, Yoon Kwan is looking at Paper Yoon Kwan.]
Yoon Kwan: "Wow, he's so handsome."
[Enter Ronnie Anne with an ice pack.]
Ronnie Anne: "He is you. Now, ice." [Yoon puts it on his head] "Maybe it'll help your memories come back."
Sid: "So, anything come back to you?"
Yoon Kwan: [Thinks] "Wait a minute… How do I know I am who you say I am? Or you are who you say you are? Is this a trick?"
Sid: "Your lack of trust hurts me, Yoon Kwan." [to the cutout] "You believe me, right, Paper Yoon Kwan?" [as the cutout] "'I believe you, Sid. I love you.'"
Yoon Kwan: "That's even more suspicious."
Ronnie Anne: [chuckles with a tinge of nervousness] "Could you give us a moment?" [takes Sid off to the side] "If we can't get his memory back, the whole city... no, no, no, the whole WORLD is gonna hate us!"
Sid: "I know! If Paper Yoon Kwan isn't enough to jog his memory, I have a whole collection of Twelve is Midnight stuff at home."
Ronnie Anne: "That's a great idea! Except how will we get past his super-fans in the lobby?" [sees Yoon Kwan observing Paper Yoon Kwan] "Wait! I think I have an idea."


[In the lobby, the super-fans are waiting to get another glimpse of Twelve is Midnight. The elevator opens to reveal Sid and Paper Yoon Kwan... and the fans' eyes shift to the latter.]
Sid: "Who wants a meet and greet with Yoon Kwan?" [And here come the fans. She dives out of the way] "Woah!"
[The fans, actually thinking it's the real Yoon Kwan, go crazy over the paper Yoon. Ronnie Anne comes out of the other elevator with a room service cart. She and Sid wheel it to the door and Yoon pops his head out from under the cover]
Yoon Kwan: [seeing himself get taken away] "Wow! They really love that guy."
Ronnie Anne and Sid: "That's you!"
[Ronnie Anne puts the cover back on, while Sid looks back at Paper Yoon Kwan and tears up.]
Sid: "We'll always remember your sacrifice, Paper Yoon Kwan."
[Paper Yoon Kwan looks at her one last time before he is taken away by the fans.]


[Back at 1A, Alisa and Carlota are unpacking the former's bag.]
Alisa: "I love my new bedroom, Chica. So much potential."
Carlota: "That spider seems to think so."
[The moment Alisa hears "spider" and the very moment she glances at it on the bed, she screams in terror.]
Alisa: "Blaze! SPIDER!!!" [remembers] "Oh, right. Blaze isn't here."
Carlota: "Yep. normal people don't have managers to get rid of spiders. It's all you, girl."
[The spider spits on its two front legs and puts them up, ready to fight.]
Alisa: "You're right. I can do this!"
[She rolls up her sleeve and goes for it... then gets web slung across the room. She tries to keep a smile on, but is still fazed. The spider crawls through a mouse hole into the hall, where Carl collects him in his terrarium.]
Carl: "Nice doing business with you, Phil." [Laughs menacingly as he looks at the rest of his plan] "This is gonna be fun."


[Over the course of the day, things keep happening to Alisa. Alisa brings in some groceries, and falls through the floor. She crawls to her bed and lies down, then the mattress closes on itself. She tries to make a smoothie, that seems to be going well, until the blender spits the smoothie at her. Unable to see, she goes to the bathroom to wash it off, she turns on the sink and the water sprays her right outside the building.]
Alisa: "Man, I don't remember normal life being so hard."
[Carlota and Carl, the latter holding a wrench, look at Alisa and fist bump.]


[Meanwhile, up in her room, Sid sets up a slide projector while Ronnie Anne lowers the screen and makes waffles in Sid's Yoon Kwan waffle iron.]
Yoon Kwan: "This is a handsome waffle." [eats the handsome waffle]
Sid: "So, you'd like to know more about Twelve is Midnight? Let me - your super-fan - educate you."
Ronnie Anne: [wondering if Sid was really the best person for this job] "Oh, boy."
[Sid starts the presentation and goes through various slides; first up is Jin putting stuff on the fridge...]
Sid: "That's Jin. He's the group mom..."
[Han, taking photos of food...]
Sid: "Han is a foodie..."
[Woo-Yeon, and three bunnies...]
Sid: "Woo-Yeon likes bunnies..."
[Jun-Soo, at a library and doing chemistry...]
Sid: "Jun-Soo is the youngest, but the smartest..."
[...and the last one is of Yoon himself and Sid... the latter wearing a wedding dress.]
Sid: "And this one hasn't happened yet, but it will!"
Ronnie Anne: [covers the obsessed girl's mouth] "Okay, so… is any of this ringing any bells yet? 'Cause there are thousands of fans in the city waiting to see your show."
[Yoon gulps in apprehension... he has fans?]
Yoon Kwan: "Thousands of people are waiting to see me?"
Sid: "Yeah! We want to see your cute face, killer dance moves, and new song. So, hurry back Yoon Kwan's memory!"
Yoon Kwan: [now freaked out] "That's a lot of pressure! Maybe losing my memory was fate. Yeah! I'm not doing the show and you can't make me, whatever your names are." [runs to the door] "Sorry, I forgot again."
[He takes off. Sid calls after him.]
Sid: "It's Ronnie Anne and the future Mrs. Yoon Kwan!... Unless you take my last name, which is totally fine too."
Ronnie Anne: [sighs] "Come one, Future Mrs. Yoon Kwan."
[The duo go after him.]


[Meanwhile, Alisa and Carlota are walking through the halls.]
Alisa: "I've taken out the trash before, but it never ended with a cat stuck in my hair." [pulls said cat out of her hair] "Vete, gato!"
[The cat attacks her and goes. Alisa groans.]
Carlota: "Yeah, weird."
[Alisa goes back to her apartment, and Carlota takes the fish off Alisa's back. Carlota gasps when the cat bites at her hand, but is relieved when it only takes the fish. Inside the apartment, Carl is with the vacuum cleaner... the very moment Alisa walks in on him... not good.]
Alisa: [confused] "Carl, what are you doing here?"
Carl: [gasps] "You're not supposed to be back yet!"
Carlota: [runs in] "Yeah! What are you doing here?"
Carl: [stammers] "Uh, fixing your vacuum!" [laughs and taps on it frantically] "All set."
[The vacuum whizzes and spits dust at Carl, sending him flying back, and dropping everything Carl used for the plan. Oh no. Alisa sees all the stuff that was bothering her the past few hours; she picks up the rolled paper and sees the planning spread.]
Alisa: "What's going on? Are you guys making my life hard on purpose?!"
Carlota: [sighing, admitting it] "I am so sorry, Alisa. I was trying to make normal life look harder so that you would go back to being a star because I wanted to be a celebrity BFF and live the glam life."
Alisa: [hurt] "So, you were just using me?"
Carlota: "I guess I was. I’ve been a terrible friend."
Alisa: [mad] "Wrong! You haven’t been a friend at all! You only care about what you want. I’m leaving. I’ll find an apartment somewhere else!..." [walks to the door, then smells herself] "...right after a shower." [remembers something] "At your abuela’s house, because mine’s broken thanks to you."
[Alisa storms away; Carlota sighs in despondance.]


[Up on the roof, Sid and Ronnie Anne are still chasing Yoon Kwan, who grabs Sancho off the ledge.]
Yoon Kwan: "Stay back! Don’t make me use this pigeon!"
Sancho: [screeches]
Ronnie Anne: "You have to come back, Yoon Kwan! Sid and I can’t be responsible for breaking up Twelve is Midnight."
Yoon Kwan: No! I can’t take the pressure!"
[Suddenly, the sound of a helicopter is heard. They look up and see the Twelve is Midnight helicopter lowering itself. The other members of Twelve is Midnight open the door to see a pleasant sight...]
Jun-Soo: [looking at his phone] "Yup! The chip says Yoon is here."
Jin: [looks down] "There he is!"
[One by one, the band members propel down to their friend. The girls can’t believe it... they're meeting their idols, once again in PERSON!]
Sid: [head-over-heels] "Oh, my gosh! Hi! I’m your biggest fan! I always wanted to meet you guys." [coming clear] "Also, we might have broken Yoon Kwan. It was one-hundred percent an accident."
Ronnie Anne: "We just wanted an autograph."
Jin: "Don’t worry, this type of thing happens to Yoon all the time."
Ronnie Anne: "Really?"
Sid: "Seriously?"
Yoon Kwan: "It does?"
Jun-Soo: "Yup, it’s why I put a tracking chip in Yoon’s earring."
Jin: "So, what is it this time? Bad luck spell?"
Jun-Soo: "I bet the others that he lost his memory again. I hope I win."
Sid: "You’re the winner!" [to Yoon] "Told you he’s the smart one."
Jun-Soo: "Ha-ha! Yes!"
[He gestures for Han to pay up. Han groans and gives Jun-Soo his winnings.]
Ronnie Anne: "We're so sorry, Twelve is Midnight. We didn't mean to make Yoon Kwan forget who he is."
[Jin brings out a microphone, determined to fix Yoon Kwan.]
Jin: "We know how to fix this."


[Back at the Casagrande apartment, someone bangs on the door; a displeased Carlota answers - it's a furious Blaze.]
Blaze: "I got Alisa's text that she's quitting. VERY funny."
Carlota: "It's NOT a joke. She's really quitting."
Blaze: "We'll just see about that." [calls for...] "ALISA! You've had your break! But time is money, chica! The label just extended the tour, and we're launching Alisa Loops with gold leaf marshmallows! We've got months of non-stop work coming!"
Carlota: "What? MONTHS... of work?"
Blaze: "Years, if we're lucky."
Carlota: "No way! Alisa meant it. She quits!" [puts her foot down; she means business]
Blaze: "Quit? She can't quit!"
Carlota: "She isn't happy anymore! She's not going back, and you can't make her!"
Blaze: "She's an A-lister at the top of her game." [going up to her face] "THIS is what she was meant to do! Now get her back to that tour, or I will make sure that you NEVER do celebrity makeup EVER AGAIN!!!"
[Carlota has had it with this guy. She growls and is about to unload on him; then she does.]
Carlota: "I don't care! I was a bad friend, but I wanna make things right! Alisa deserves to be happy! If that means living a normal life..."
[She grabs Blaze...]
Carlota: "...then I'll support her!"
[...and with a mighty grunt, she tosses Blaze out the door and slams it. It turns out that Alisa, smiling an innocent smile, has been there the entire time. Carlota, still steamed over the encounter, crosses her arms and has her back facing the door, not knowing Alisa has been there the entire time. Blink; Carlota does notice Alisa.]
Carlota: "...how much of that did you hear?"
Alisa: "All of it. Thanks for having my back." [Hugs Carlota, who then returns it] "You're a real BFF, Carlota."
[The sounds of a certain K-pop group singing can be heard from above...]

Twelve is Midnight:
♫ I'm feeling good, muy bien ♫
♫ And happy that I'm back... ♫
[Continues under]

Alisa: "What is that amazing sound?"


[The rooftops...]

Twelve is Midnight:
♫ Finally back on my path ♫
♫ I'm on fire! ♫

[Twelve is Midnight finishes their short performance. Yoon Kwan looks to and fro; his memory has returned.]
Yoon Kwan: [now recognizing the strangers ie. his bandmates] "Hey guys, what's going on? Where... are we?"
[Sid is practically head-over-heels at this point. She sighs in pure unadulterated content, complete with radiating hearts.]
Sid: [sighs] "Voices of angels..."
Ronnie Anne: [who is totally confused] "Wait. That's all it took?"
Jin: "Singing usually fixes whatever's wrong with Yoon."
Jun-Soo: "Yeah, it's how we vanquished the ghost that possessed him last year."
Han: [Laughs at the memory] "That was crazy."
Yoon Kwan: "This experience gave me the inspiration I need for my song. Follow my lead, guys."
[Starts singing, and the others start dancing]

Yoon Kwan:
♫ Extra! Extra! Read all about it ♫
♫ I was so lost, my head was kind of cloudy ♫
[The other Casagrandes and Alisa hear the music.]
Twelve is Midnight:
♫ Now, I'm feeling alright, now, I'm feeling alright ♫
Twelve is Midnight, Alisa:
♫ This is awesome! ♫
[Alisa runs to the roof, followed by the family.]
Twelve is Midnight:
♫ I remember how I used to sing ♫
♫ I remember how I used to think ♫
[Alisa switches her pyjamas for a jumpsuit; Ronnie Anne, Sid and Carlota gush over this.]
♫ Now, I'm feeling alright, now I'm feeling alright ♫
Twelve is Midnight, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Carlota:
♫ This is crazy! ♫
Yoon Kwan:
♫ Feel my heartbeat racin' now ♫
♫ Something deep inside me was set free ♫
Alisa:
♫ I was lost, now I'm free ♫
Yoon Kwan, Alisa:
♫ I want to have fun tonight ♫
♫ I gotta just clear my mind ♫
♫ Finally, I feel like me! ♫
[Bobby and Hector play their guitars]
♫ I'm feeling good, muy bien, and happy that I am back (I'm back!) ♫
♫ Happy to be here, happy to be here! ♫
♫ If anybody asks... ♫
[Alisa's solo.]
Alisa:
♫ I was stuck before ♫
♫ But I found my inspiration! ♫
♫ Takin' over, takin' over me... ♫
[Joined by Yoon.]
Yoon Kwan, Alisa:
♫ Now, I feel better than ever ♫
Jin, Han, Woo-Yeon & Jun-Soo:
♫ (Ever) ♫
Yoon Kwan, Alisa:
♫ That's how it's supposed to be... ♫
[Back at the rooftops. Two guys on the Twelve is Midnight copter shoot out confetti.]
Twelve is Midnight & Alisa:
♫ I'm feeling good, muy bien, and happy that I am back (I'm back!) ♫
♫ Finally back on my path ♫
♫ I'm on fire! ♫
♫ I'm feeling good, muy bien, and happy that I am back (I'm back!) ♫
♫ Happy to be here, happy to be here ♫
♫ If anybody asks... ♫
♫ I'm back! ♫

[Alisa runs to Carlota, the song over.]
Alisa: [excited] "I almost forgot how much I love making music. I can't give this up. But from now on, I'm calling the shots."
Carlota: "That's music to my ears."
[In comes an unpleasant sight... it's Blaze.]
Blaze: "Just heard that song, Chica! Love the collaboration. We can use it to promote a line of Alisa sheet masks. K-Dramas! And Alisa/Twelve is Midnight theme park/waterpark! We'd better get you a Korean tutor."
[Alisa has also had it with this guy. She groans and looks at Phil the spider on her shoulder, calling him to action. Phil blasts webs at Blaze!]
Blaze: [snared to the door] "Aye!" [finally getting the message] "Claro que si! We can talk later!"
[Alisa high-fives Phil.]
Alisa: "I'm jazzed for tomorrow's concert again. Hey! Why don't you come to the after-party?"
Carlota: "Or you could just come chill at my place."
Carl: "Quiet, you! We're going!" [to Alisa] "Uh, what time should we be there?"
[Meanwhile, Ronnie Anne and Sid are finally getting their autographs.]
Yoon Kwan: "To Sid and Ronnie Anne. Thanks for the head injury. It was inspiring."
[He gives them the autographs, joins his friends to get on the helicopter, and blows the girls a kiss.]
Jun-Soo: "See you at the concert."
[They take off. The girls squeal!]
Ronnie Anne and Sid: "Best day ever!"
[On the helicopter straps, Yoon sneezes and falls.]
Jin and Jun-Soo: "Yoon!"
Yoon Kwan: [dangling from the harness] "I'm okay."


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