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''[The limo arrives back at the Loud House and Lincoln sneaks inside only to be caught by his sisters who are displeased with his negligence]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Sorry! Wrong house!" ''[slams the door]''<br />''[However, the girls are somehow already outside right in front of him]''<br />'''Lynn:''' "Where have you been?"<br />'''Lisa:''' "We were standing on the curb for over three hours!"<br />'''Lori:''' "The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump!"<br />''[They trudge Lincoln back into the house]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I'm really sorry. I had a busy day with the very wealthy Lord Tetherby and I just couldn't get away."<br />'''Lola:''' "I cannot believe you have been hanging out with some random rich guy all day instead of taking your own sisters to the Burpin' Burger!!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[echoing Tetherby's words]'' "A man in a limo can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function. It's just not done."<br />'''Lori:''' "You're not a man in a limo. You're a kid who ate a bunch of mustard! As soon as your limo's gone, this little fantasy of yours is going to be over."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[smugly]'' "Oh, really? Is that why they're making me a member of their club tonight, hm? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put on my formal wear." ''[gets out a marker and holds up one of his shirts]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[from downstairs]'' "You'll see, Lincoln! You're no better than the rest of us!"<br />''[Lincoln shuts the door]'' |
''[The limo arrives back at the Loud House and Lincoln sneaks inside only to be caught by his sisters who are displeased with his negligence]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Sorry! Wrong house!" ''[slams the door]''<br />''[However, the girls are somehow already outside right in front of him]''<br />'''Lynn:''' "Where have you been?"<br />'''Lisa:''' "We were standing on the curb for over three hours!"<br />'''Lori:''' "The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump!"<br />''[They trudge Lincoln back into the house]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I'm really sorry. I had a busy day with the very wealthy Lord Tetherby and I just couldn't get away."<br />'''Lola:''' "I cannot believe you have been hanging out with some random rich guy all day instead of taking your own sisters to the Burpin' Burger!!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[echoing Tetherby's words]'' "A man in a limo can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function. It's just not done."<br />'''Lori:''' "You're not a man in a limo. You're a kid who ate a bunch of mustard! As soon as your limo's gone, this little fantasy of yours is going to be over."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[smugly]'' "Oh, really? Is that why they're making me a member of their club tonight, hm? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put on my formal wear." ''[gets out a marker and holds up one of his shirts]''<br />'''Lori:''' ''[from downstairs]'' "You'll see, Lincoln! You're no better than the rest of us!"<br />''[Lincoln shuts the door]'' |
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− | ''[Later, Lincoln is back in his limo, having scribbled all of his clothes black and added a black tie scribble on his shirt]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ""No better than the rest of us"? How dare she! I'm the important person and I've got important places to be! Speaking of which, why aren't we moving?"<br />''[It's revealed that he's in a traffic jam]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "This is unacceptable. Can't you drive around this?"<br />'''Kirby:''' "There's nothing I can do. Sorry, Lincoln."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Don't call me Lincoln. It's Sir! Tetherby was right. If you get too chummy with the help, it just confuses them. Let's keep this straight, Kirby. I'm the man in the limo. You're the man driving the limo."<br />''[Kirby puts his driver's cap back on and the timer goes off]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[moans]'' "And what's all this beeping?"<br />'''Kirby:''' ''[smirking]'' "It's the timer, ''sir''. Your day is up. You're no longer a man in a limo."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What?!"<br />''[Kirby kicks him out and drives off]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Well, the |
+ | ''[Later, Lincoln is back in his limo, having scribbled all of his clothes black and added a black tie scribble on his shirt]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ""No better than the rest of us"? How dare she! I'm the important person and I've got important places to be! Speaking of which, why aren't we moving?"<br />''[It's revealed that he's in a traffic jam]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "This is unacceptable. Can't you drive around this?"<br />'''Kirby:''' "There's nothing I can do. Sorry, Lincoln."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Don't call me Lincoln. It's Sir! Tetherby was right. If you get too chummy with the help, it just confuses them. Let's keep this straight, Kirby. I'm the man in the limo. You're the man driving the limo."<br />''[Kirby puts his driver's cap back on and the timer goes off]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[moans]'' "And what's all this beeping?"<br />'''Kirby:''' ''[smirking]'' "It's the timer, ''sir''. Your day is up. You're no longer a man in a limo."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What?!"<br />''[Kirby kicks him out and drives off]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Well, the joke's on you..." ''[holds up a mustard jar]'' "...'cause I took some of your mustard!" |
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''[It's getting late and Lincoln is now lost downtown while eating some of the mustard he took.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Where the heck am I?" ''[hears some rabid dogs snarling at him and stays calm]'' "Nice puppies. You like spicy brown? I'm more of a classic yellow fan myself."<br />''[The dogs snarl again and Lincoln runs away screaming as the dogs give chase. Lincoln escapes by climbing a chain link fence and one of the dogs bites and grabs one of his shoes.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "The joke's on you! These aren't real dress shoes! They're sneakers I colored in with a marker!" ''[holds up said marker]''<br />''[The dogs knock the fence around]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Whoa!" ''[falls while losing his pants and falls into a trash can. As he gets out, a truck drives by and splatters mud on him]'' "Well, the joke's on you, 'cause, uh...oh, who am I kidding? The joke's on me."<br />''[Offscreen, the dogs attack Lincoln again. Eventually, he finally makes it to the club for the gala and knocks on the door]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hello? Tetherby? It's me, Loud! I'm here for my gala!"<br />''[Tetherby slides a door window open to get a look at Lincoln's state]''<br />'''Tetherby:''' "I say, Loud! What happened to you? And more importantly, what happened to your limo?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I don't have it anymore."<br />'''Tetherby:''' "Without a limo, you cannot possibly join the club! It just isn't done!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "But old, uh...sprout...I thought I fit in splendidly."<br />'''Tetherby:''' "You did...when you had a limo! Now if you'll excuse me, I have about 800 Lincoln balloons to pop." ''[pops one and leaves to pop the remaining 799]''<br />''[His butlers come to the door and kick Lincoln off his property as Lincoln goes flying screaming and lands in another trash can. The local news van stops]''<br />'''News Anchor:''' "I'm here with the <u>former</u> limo rider. Tell us; how did a man who rose so high sink so low?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Well, I started to think that I was better than everybody and acted like a real jerk. But the truth is...I'm just a kid who ate a bunch of mustard."<br />'''News Anchor:''' ''[peels a Burpin' Burger napkin off Lincoln's head]'' "Looks more like <u>ketchup</u> to this reporter." ''[laughs]''<br />'''Lincoln;''' ''[realizing with awe]'' "Burpin' Burger? That's it! I know how to fix everything! Can I get a ride?"<br />'''News Anchor:''' "In the news van? It just isn't done."<br />''[The news van takes off without Lincoln. He falls over in the trash can and the dogs come back for another round.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Oh, come on! You guys like ketchup, too?"<br />''[They chase Lincoln yet again]'' |
''[It's getting late and Lincoln is now lost downtown while eating some of the mustard he took.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Where the heck am I?" ''[hears some rabid dogs snarling at him and stays calm]'' "Nice puppies. You like spicy brown? I'm more of a classic yellow fan myself."<br />''[The dogs snarl again and Lincoln runs away screaming as the dogs give chase. Lincoln escapes by climbing a chain link fence and one of the dogs bites and grabs one of his shoes.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "The joke's on you! These aren't real dress shoes! They're sneakers I colored in with a marker!" ''[holds up said marker]''<br />''[The dogs knock the fence around]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Whoa!" ''[falls while losing his pants and falls into a trash can. As he gets out, a truck drives by and splatters mud on him]'' "Well, the joke's on you, 'cause, uh...oh, who am I kidding? The joke's on me."<br />''[Offscreen, the dogs attack Lincoln again. Eventually, he finally makes it to the club for the gala and knocks on the door]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Hello? Tetherby? It's me, Loud! I'm here for my gala!"<br />''[Tetherby slides a door window open to get a look at Lincoln's state]''<br />'''Tetherby:''' "I say, Loud! What happened to you? And more importantly, what happened to your limo?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I don't have it anymore."<br />'''Tetherby:''' "Without a limo, you cannot possibly join the club! It just isn't done!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "But old, uh...sprout...I thought I fit in splendidly."<br />'''Tetherby:''' "You did...when you had a limo! Now if you'll excuse me, I have about 800 Lincoln balloons to pop." ''[pops one and leaves to pop the remaining 799]''<br />''[His butlers come to the door and kick Lincoln off his property as Lincoln goes flying screaming and lands in another trash can. The local news van stops]''<br />'''News Anchor:''' "I'm here with the <u>former</u> limo rider. Tell us; how did a man who rose so high sink so low?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Well, I started to think that I was better than everybody and acted like a real jerk. But the truth is...I'm just a kid who ate a bunch of mustard."<br />'''News Anchor:''' ''[peels a Burpin' Burger napkin off Lincoln's head]'' "Looks more like <u>ketchup</u> to this reporter." ''[laughs]''<br />'''Lincoln;''' ''[realizing with awe]'' "Burpin' Burger? That's it! I know how to fix everything! Can I get a ride?"<br />'''News Anchor:''' "In the news van? It just isn't done."<br />''[The news van takes off without Lincoln. He falls over in the trash can and the dogs come back for another round.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Oh, come on! You guys like ketchup, too?"<br />''[They chase Lincoln yet again]'' |
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The following is a transcript for "Out on a Limo". Script[The episode begins with Lincoln looking out his window.] [Flip's Food and Fuel. Papa Wheelie is slurping up a Flippee with two straws] [They arrive at the country club where Tetherby's butlers have arranged a staircase for him as he exits his limo and Lincoln hops out of his] [Back at the Loud House, the girls are all impatiently waiting for Lincoln to come and pick them up and take them to the Burpin' Burger which is not gonna happen] Tetherby: "I've got a little surprise for you." [hands Lincoln an invitation that reads You're invited! Please RSVP No riffraff allowed!] "We're holding a gala at the club tonight to welcome our newest member: you!" [The limo arrives back at the Loud House and Lincoln sneaks inside only to be caught by his sisters who are displeased with his negligence] [Later, Lincoln is back in his limo, having scribbled all of his clothes black and added a black tie scribble on his shirt] [It's getting late and Lincoln is now lost downtown while eating some of the mustard he took.] [The next day, at the Loud House, the mustard limo's horn sounds and the girls look out the window only to see who it is] Lincoln: [to the viewers while holding a burger] "The only thing better than being a man in a limo is being a family in a limo." |