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[The episode begins with Lincoln in his room marking a date on his calendar on his bedroom door.] Lincoln:[To the viewers] "Tonight is a historic night for me. I GET TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER!!" [His loud voice alerts an owl and makes it fly away.] "Now, I know what you're thinking. Lincoln, what's the big deal? Let me explain. See, sleepovers in the Loud House have not always gone so well." [Flashback to Lynn and her friends having a sleepover in the living room. Lynn is dribbling a soccer ball and her friends are cheering for her. But at the moment, the ball flies out the window and breaks it.] Lynn Sr.: "AAHHHH! Lynn Jr.!" [Second flashback to Leni and her friends having a sleepover in the living room. They're using hairdryers to blow dry their hair.] Leni: "Okay, we're done with the blow dry bar, time to curl!" [She holds up a curling iron, looks at the power supply filled with wires and cables, and plugs in her curling iron, causing a neighborhood-wide blackout.] Lynn Sr.: "Leni Loud!!" [Third flashback to Luna in the living room where she's smashing things with her electric guitar with her friends surrounding her.] Luna:[in a British accent] "GOODNIGHT, LIVING ROOM!" [smashes her guitar on the coffee table.] Lynn Sr.: "What the darn heck?!" Chunk: "Hey buddy! I don't see you on the list!" [Lynn Sr. is seen kicked out of the house.] Lynn Sr.: "Luna Loud!!!" [Back to the present] Lincoln:[To the viewers] "Thanks to my sisters, sleepovers were banned in the Loud House. So when I wanted to have one, it took some hard selling." [Another flashback is shown where Lincoln is wearing his professional suit in front of the television facing his parents.] Lincoln: "Sleepovers. Why should I be able to have one? Because Lincoln Loud is all about the four R's." [turns on a video] LINCOLN LOUD'S FOUR R'S RESPONSIBLE [Lincoln is trying to get Cliff out of a tree, but the cat hisses and attacks Lincoln, making him fall off the ladder.] RESPECTFUL [Lincoln is helping an old lady across the street, but her cat in her basket attacks Lincoln.] RELIABLE [Lincoln is throwing out Lily's dirty diaper, but Cliff is in the trash bin and attacks Lincoln again which Lily giggles at.] REALLY Lincoln:[begging his parents] "And, really, you guys, it would be so awesome if you let me do this!" [Cliff hisses at him but refrains his assault.]Please?" [Ends flashback] Lincoln: "Luckily, Dad is a real sucker for cat videos. Now that they've said yes, I'm gonna make sure this is the best sleepover ever." [shows off an entire mountain of sleepover supplies.] "I've got the juice boxes chilling, the couch pillows ready to be turned into a fort, the snacks stacked, and the itinerary totally mapped out." [rolls out a list of events to occur.] "Every second of the night is planned for maximum sleepover enjoyment. All that's missing now? My guest." [busts out his radio and calls Clyde] "Come in, Little Bo Sleep. This is Slumberjack. What's your location?" [Clyde is approaching the Loud House.] Clyde: "This is Little Bo Sleep. My parents are walking me over now. Prepare for contact in three, two, one..." [The doorbell rings] Lincoln: "This is it! Time to make history!" [answers the door to Clyde and two men who are Clyde's fathers.] "Hey, Clyde. Hi, Mr. McBride. Hi, Mr. McBride." Harold: "Hi, Lincoln. Ready for your big night?" Lincoln: "You bet." Howard: "Great. Just a couple things Clyde will need. Sleeping bag, feetsie pajamas, white noise machine, humidifier, dehumidifier, earplugs, inhaler, and allergy medications." [hands each of them to Lincoln as he lists them.] Harold: "Here are all the numbers where you can reach us if our cell phones fail." [hands Lincoln the numbers] "Restaurant, movie theater, coffee shop, gas station...in case we have to pee." Howard: "Hm. Good idea." [giving something to Clyde] "And here's a photo of us since we can't tuck you in tonight." [holds Clyde closely] Harold: "Remember, Clyde. No nuts, no gluten, no sugar, and be careful with orange juice. You know how you get with pulp." Howard:[holds Harold] "He's growing up so fast." Harold: "Come on, Howie. Remember what Dr. Lopez said about letting go. Now let go." [Clyde's fathers leave] Howard:[sobbing] "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!" Harold: "Have fun, Clyde!" Clyde: "Oh, we will!" [closes door] "This place is like New York City; it never sleeps." Lincoln: "And neither will we. I've got a whole itinerary for us. First up is the five hour director's cut of our favorite sci-fi fantasy flick, "King of the Rings"." [Clyde is not responding.] Lincoln: "Clyde? Clyde? Clyde? Clyde?" [He hears some sniffing in the bathroom and finds Clyde sniffing a bottle of shampoo.] "Uh...what are you doing?" Clyde: "Inhaling Lori's glorious coconut and guava shampoo." [sniffs some more] "Mmm...~" Lincoln: "We all use that shampoo." Clyde:[sniffs Lincoln's hair and looks disappointed.] "So you do..." Lincoln: "Come on. Let's get outta here before Lori comes in and you pass out again." Clyde: "Please. I'm always cool around Lori." [At that moment, Lori steps out of her room. Clyde notices her and goes into his robot mode.] Clyde: "ABORT. ABORT. SYSTEMS OVERHEATING." [pulls the shower curtain off and shuts down.] Lincoln:[sighs] "We need to start King of the Rings in the next 25 seconds or we'll be passing into precious armpit farting time."
[The boys are on their way to Lincoln's room. Some laughter can be heard.] Lincoln:[looking over the itinerary] "Okay, we may have to do armpit farts during King of the Rings. Also soda burps. It's okay. I can make this work." [notices Clyde is gone] "Clyde?" [Clyde is listening to some of Luan's material.] Luan: (through microphone) "The lettuce was a head, and the tomato was trying to ketchup." [laughs to rimshot and laugh track.] Clyde:[laughs and applauds] "Luan, I love your brand of offbeat observational humor." Luan: "Well, thank you, my good man. Give it up for the house band!" [Luna performs a killer solo and turns on some colored lights.] Clyde: "Luna, your rock stylings moves both my heart and my feet." Luna:[in a British accent] "Cheers, mate!" [Lincoln comes in and takes Clyde back.] Lincoln: "Uh, I'll thank you to stop bugging Clyde. We have a long night ahead of us." [leaves the room and checks the itinerary.] "We're now a full minute behind schedule. But we can make that up if we don't waste time buttering the popcorn." Clyde: "That's fine. My dads say my cholesterol level could use a break."[A hackysack ball comes out of Lynn and Lucy's room and pegs Clyde.] Lynn: "HEADS!" Clyde:[catches it with his foot] "I got it!" [does some tricks] Lynn: "All right, Clyde! Keep it going!" [joins in with him] [Enter Leni with a jar of face cream.] Leni: "I think my new face cream might cause hives. Can someone else try it first?" [splashes it on Clyde] "Ooh! Claude! Perfect!" Clyde: "Actually, it's Clyde. This doesn't have peanuts in it, does it?" [Enter Lisa with a helmet she created] Lisa: "Time for my Friday night brainwave study!" [notices Clyde] "Oh! A new subject!" [puts it on Clyde, turns it on, and starts to take control of him.] "DANCE! DANCE, YOU FOOL!" Clyde:[under the helmet's surging pulses.] "THIS IS AWESOME!" [A snake breaks out of the twins' room.] Lana: "WE'VE GOT A RUNNER!" [sees her snake wrap itself around Clyde.] "Aw...El Diablo likes you." Leni, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa: "Aw..." Lincoln: "Guys, enough! Leave Clyde alone! We have an itinerary!" Clyde: "It's okay, Lincoln. We can just hang here with your sisters." Lincoln: "What? No! I see my sisters enough as it is. This sleepover is supposed to be our night." [Lola appears with a mirror and a toy wand.] Lola: "It's princess makeover time! I need a toad to turn into a beautiful princess." [sees Clyde and gasps] "Oh, you'll be a challenge." Lincoln: "Clyde, come on! We gotta get started!" [grabs Clyde's arm] Lola: "Hey, that's my toad!" [grabs Clyde's other arm] Clyde: "I hate to let the kid down, Lincoln. Start the movie and I'll be right in." Lincoln: "Are you kidding me? I can't believe you would rather spend your time with my dumb sisters..." Leni, Lynn, Lana, Lola, and Lisa: "HEY!!!" Lincoln: "...than do all the things I planned for us! You are ruining the sleepover, Clyde! Fart time is out the window, and I seriously doubt we'll get to booger flicking!" Clyde: "But, Lincoln, we can still have fun doing this other stuff." Lincoln: "You know what? Let's just forget the whole thing. The sleepover is officially canceled!" [slams his door] Clyde: "I should go make up with him. Dr. Lopez taught me a lot about conflict resolution." [Lori appears] Lori: "Clyde, good. I need a man's opinion. What do you think Bobby means by "Hey"?" Clyde:[enters robot mode upon seeing her] "ABORT. ABORT. SYSTEMS SHUTTING..." [lowering in pitch] "...DOWN..." [goes into a lovesick reboot] Leni:[checks her face cream] "Maybe there are peanuts in here."
[Lincoln's room. Lincoln is pacing around in frustration.] Lincoln: "I did not get mauled by three cats just to have this sleepover go to waste." [gets an idea] "Maybe it doesn't have to." [Another boy comes over.] Lincoln: "Liam! Welcome to the best sleepover ever! Come on in!"[As Liam steps in, there's a commotion going on upstairs.] Liam: "Sounds pretty loud up there." Lincoln: "Keep it to yourself, Liam. They can smell fear." [They go into Lincoln's room.] Lincoln: "Behold, Liam! The King of the Rings five hour director's cut!" [puts the blu-ray in] [Lola barges in with her makeup kit] Lola: "PRINCESS MAKEOVER TIIIIIIIIIIIME!" [sees Liam] "Ooh! A new toad!" [gives him a full makeover against his will.] [Liam sees what Lola did to his face and runs out the door.] Liam: "AAH! I LOOK LIKE MY MEEMAW!" Lola: "Some people just don't appreciate beauty. I MADE YOUR EYES POP, KID!" KING OF THE RINGS Extended European Director's Edition [Lincoln has a new boy over.] Lincoln: "Chad, my new sleepover pal. Get ready for the best five hours ever spent watching a dramatic search for a lost piece of jewelry!" [Lisa pops out and notices Chad.] Lisa: "Ho, ho, ho! Fresh brains!" Chad: "Say what?" [Lisa pulls out some jumper cables and starts laughing like crazy. Chad runs out of the house screaming in panic.] Lisa: "Eh, I doubt there was much brain worth examining in that specimen anyway." [Lincoln has brought over yet another boy.] Lincoln: "Thanks for coming, Artie. I want you to know you were my..." [looks at a list and has crossed off Liam and Chad from it.] "...first' choice for a sleepover." [They bump into Lucy] Lucy: "Hey. I'm conducting a practice funeral and I need a corpse." [looks at Artie] "How do you feel about enclosed spaces?" [Artie bolts for the door and runs back home. Lincoln looks at Lucy sternly and Lucy just smiles. The next boy Lincoln invites over is having a nice time until he smells Lily having just made a mess in her diaper, causing him to gag and run. The next boy Lincoln invites over gets a surprise from Lynn.] Lynn:[playing Football] "Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!" [tackles Lincoln's guest] [The next boy is chased out by El Diablo.] Lincoln: "Okay, so maybe not everyone can handle the Loud House. But I think I finally found the perfect candidate. He lives in between a freeway and a circus." [The doorbell rings and Lincoln answers it meeting a very short boy with glasses, buckteeth, and a crazy red hairdo.] Lincoln: "Zach, my man! Ready for a great night?" [The sisters' commotion blows the roof off the house.] Zach: "Aw, heck no!" [leaves] Lincoln: "Huh. Now that surprises me. [He closes the door] Isn't there anyone who can handle this house?" [hears the white noise machine and turns it off as he notices all of Clyde's stuff on the floor.] "Clyde! Of course! He doesn't just handle it, he likes it!" [busts out his walkie talkie.] "Little Bo Sleep, this is Slumberjack. Do you read?" [only picks up static] "Wow. He must be really mad. Was I that big of a jerk?" [hears the white noise machine again] "Oh, who asked you?" [Turns it off in annoyance]
[The McBride residence. Lincoln climbs in through the window into Clyde's room. It looks like Clyde is under the covers.] Lincoln: "Hey, buddy. Listen. I'm really sorry for blowing up at you. I didn't realize how lucky I was to have you as a friend." [No response] "The silent treatment, huh? I deserve it. I just hope you'll forgive me someday." [hears another noise machine] "Man! How many noise machines do you own?"
[Back at the Loud House, Lincoln hears some laughter going on in Luna and Luan's room and finds out Clyde is hanging with all his sisters except Lori.] Lincoln: "Clyde? You're still here?" Clyde: "Sorry, Lincoln. I know you wanted me to leave, but I passed out. And every time Lori came to check on me, I passed out again." Lincoln: "No, Clyde. I want you to stay. I was just at your house apologizing to...someone." Clyde: "Oh, that must have been my stuffed animals. They kind of keep me company at night." Lincoln: "Right. Because you're an only child. No wonder you like hanging out with all of my sisters." Clyde: "Yeah. Sometimes, it's pretty lonely at my house." [Luna is setting the mood by playing her violin.] Luna:[emotional] "Dude...your story moves both my heart...and my fingers..." Lincoln: "How about we start this sleepover again?" Clyde: "You mean it?" Lincoln: "Definitely. Only this time..." [tears up the itinerary causing his sisters to gasp in shock.] "...we're gonna do what you wanna do." [Clyde smiles]
[Lincoln and Clyde are now having the sleepover with all of Lincoln's sisters.] Leni:[applying shampoo to Clyde] "Now, Clark, this shampoo may cause baldness, so let me know what happens." [Lily garbles to Clyde and Clyde garbles back.] Lola: "Ooh! I see two toads that need makeovers!" [gives Lincoln and Clyde makeovers] Lynn:[with her hackysack] "Heads up, yo!" [She and Clyde play a little and take their seats as soon as King of the Rings starts.] Clyde: "King of the Rings! Sweet!" Lincoln and Clyde: "To the best sleepover ever!" Kids: "BEST SLEEPOVER EVER! YEAH!" [Lori returns with some snacks.] Lori: "Okay, who wants pizza bites?" Clyde:[enters robot mode upon seeing her once again.] "ABORT. ABORT. SYSTEMS SHUTTING..." [lowering in pitch] "...DOWN." [shuts down] Leni:[examines her shampoo] "Sheesh. Are there peanuts in everything?"
