The following is a transcript for the episode "Party Fowl."
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[The Casagrandes' mercado van pulls up to the Loud House. Rosa and Carl climb out with Sergio in a birdcage.] Sergio:[squawks] "This is embarrassing! I don't need a babysitter! I'm a big bird!" Rosa: "A big bird who gets into big trouble. I'm sorry, but we can't take you to Carlos' lecture today and have you behave like you did at the last one." [Flashback to Carlos's previous lecture. His audience applauds.] Carlos: "And now, a rare Mesoamerican bowl that dates back to 1519. It's the only one of its kind left in the world." [The curtains pull back, and it turns out Sergio is bathing in the bowl.] Sergio:[squawks] "A little privacy, please?!" Carlos:[gasps] "Sergio, what are you doing?! Shoo!" [Sergio flies out of the auditorium, causing the bowl to wobble and splashing the water and soap in Carlos's face] "Ah! Soap in my eye!" [He accidentally knocks over the bowl and shatters it. The audience gasps. Back to the present, and Carl is laughing over the memory before Rosa glares at him.] Carl: "What? It was funny when Dad started crying." [Rosa continues to glare at him.] "Uh, I mean, shame on you, Sergio!" [Rita and Lynn Sr. open the front door] Lynn Sr.: "Rosa, Carl, Sergio! Please, come in!" [The Casagrandes enter] Rosa: "Gracias, and thank you for watching Sergio tonight." Rita: "Oh, it's our pleasure." Carl:[spots a familiar face] "Lola!" [Lola is admiring herself with a makeup mirror when Carl approaches] "My favorite Loud. Is that a new crown? It really brings out--" Lola:[interrupting; not wanting to waste time] "Cut to the chase, Casagrande." Carl:[looks around and groans] "My dad's lectures are Dullsville, and I can't sit through another if Sergio isn't gonna be there to wreck it." Lola: "Hm. Sounds like a you problem." [turns away. Carl offers her money, and she perks up with dollar signs on her eyes] "...That I might be able to help with." [swipes the money and chuckles] Rosa: "OK, Sergio, you'd better be on your best behavior with the Louds. If you pull any of your usual stunts, I'm sending you to bird boot camp." [Sergio gulps and whines in worry.]
[Later, Rosa is back in the mercado van] Rosa: "Thanks again! We'll pick him up tomorrow morning." [drives off with Rita (who is holding a disgruntled Sergio's cage) and Lynn Sr. waving farewell... only to suddenly come back and reveal Lola has disguised herself as Carl.] "Nice try, Lola. Carl would never call the van seats 'tacky'. He doesn't even know what that means." Lola: "Carl, it didn't work!" [Carl comes out of the Loud House dressed as Lola.] Carl:[groans and removes his Lola wig] "Worth a shot." [Carl and Lola approach each other, and Carl outstretches his hand.] Lola: "Sorry. No refunds or exchanges." [Carl grumbles, takes off his Lola getup, and hands it back to Lola, who heads back inside the Loud House. Rita shakes her head in confusion before grabbing Sergio's cage.] Rita: "Hey, Sergio." [opens his cage] "The other pets are waiting for you out by Charles's doghouse." [Sergio flies over to the backyard. The pets are hanging out just outside Charles's doghouse. Charles is gnawing on a bone, Walt is pecking at the grass, and Cliff and Geo are sleeping.] Sergio:[squawks] "Sergio has arrived. So, what's the plan? What are we doing for fun today?" [The pets take out some cards and start playing Old Maid] "Ugh, Old Maid?" [squawks] "You call that fun? Ugh, no, thank you." [takes out his cell phone and calls Sancho] "Oye, Sancho, you up?" [Split-screen between him and Sancho, who coos] "Grab the Great Lake City gang and get your beaks to Royal Woods! Party in Tall Timbers Park~!" [Sancho coos] "Sure, I'll get pizzas, but don't pull that 'forgot your wallet' bit again." [hangs up] "See ya on the flip side. I got a party to get to!" [The other pets get excited about that] "Oh, you want to come. Oh, me and my big beak." [sees the pets all giving him puppy eyes] "I mean, of course you can come. The party's at the, uh, big fountain downtown." [The others start cheering] "Great! You guys go get ready, and I'll see ya." [to himself] "Never." [chuckles and leaves] [The Loud pets get inside Charles's doghouse to dress up for the party. Walt struts out wearing a fedora with a big feather in it, glasses, and a fancy coat, but Cliff does not approve of Walt's look, pulls him back in, and then shoves him back out wearing nothing but a purple bowtie. Walt is happy with just the bowtie.]
[That evening, Sergio is at Tall Timbers Park with several pizza boxes. Sancho and his pigeon crew arrive] Sergio: "Sancho in the house! Just in time for pizza." [He and Sancho fistbump as the rest of the pigeons begin gorging on the pizza. Squawks] "Let's get this party started!" [A DJ pigeon starts blasting music and airhorn sound effects] "You've done it again, Sergio." [squawks] "Host with the most." [starts dancing with the pigeons]
[Meanwhile, at the fountain downtown, the Loud pets are waiting for Sergio, disappointed he has never come for the "party". Just then, they hear cooing, and a few pigeons dressed in party gear fly by. The pets are excited for the party to start, but then the pigeons fly past the fountain. Confused, Walt flies up and sees they're headed to Tall Timbers Park, where spotlights from Sergio's party are illuminating the area. His eyes narrow in disappointment, and he informs the other pets of Sergio's whereabouts. Cliff is incensed and puts his front paws together, preparing to beat up Sergio in revenge, but Charles puts a paw on Cliff's back, and the pets dejectedly return home.]
[Back at Tall Timbers Park, the party continues to rage. Some pigeons dance by the lake as another eats pizza in a floatie floating in the lake, two more pigeons relentlessly defecate on a car, and another has a cup on its head. Sergio is still dancing near the DJ's turntable.] Sergio: "Aw, yeah! This sick beak is spinning some sick beats." [Suddenly, his phone rings] "Yikes, that's my alarm. I gotta get back to the Louds before they notice I'm missing." [The party is still raging, with some pigeons watching another do the limbo, when the record scratches and stops.] "Ahem!" [gets their attention] "Party pigeons, I'm afraid another bird bash is coming to an end. Thanks for saving me from Dullsville. See you back in the city." [flies away] [The pigeons sigh in disappointment.]
[Nighttime. Sergio returns to the Loud House, with the living room's lights still on.] Sergio: "Looks like the Louds all went to bed. I'll have to sneak in through a window." [He tries to open the living room's window, but can't and pants in exhaustion. He then spots the other pets snoring and bangs on the window.] "Psst. Open up and let me in!" [He gives a thumbs up and smiles; the pets wake up, see Sergio, and yawn before Walt turns off the lamp and they resume sleeping. He gasps.] "Is this about the party not being at the big fountain downtown? It was a joke! Can't you take a joke?" [The pets blow raspberries at him before resuming their sleep.] "Fine. Don't need you guys anyway. I'll find my own way in! You'll see! Sergio is unstoppable!" [He goes to the backyard and tries to ram his way through the doggy door, but the door doesn't budge. It turns out the doggy door has been sealed on the other side via wooden planks.] "I'm gonna have to use my brain and not my brawn." [He flies up to the window of Lori and Leni's room and knocks on it to get Leni's attention. She's sleeping on Lori's bed for some reason.] "Leni, you're dreaming. I'm Dream Sergio. Open the window." [Leni shrugs and gets out of bed. Sergio squawks with hope, but Leni opens the closet instead and then collapses on the floor to resume sleeping. He facepalms] "Oh, no." [gets an idea and goes on the roof; squawks] "Down the chimney like old St. Nick." [He dives into the chimney and struggles to squeeze his body inside before making it in. Cut to the living room, where a soot-covered Sergio crashes from the fireplace in the living room, much to the pets' dismay.] "Ah! Told you I was unstoppable!" [He shakes the soot off and coughs, but the other pets are fed up with him and storm off. He groans.] "I get it. You're still mad about the party. Let's talk about it like grown animals." [The pets enter the kitchen, and Cliff removes the planks blocking the doggy door before they all exit. Sergio groans again.] "Real mature, guys!" [Suddenly he hears cooing, flies back into the living room, and squawks in shock when he sees that Sancho has brought his pigeon posse inside.] "What are you all doing here?!" [Sancho coos in response] "You promised the pigeons an afterparty?!" [All the pigeons start cooing. The DJ pigeon comes back with its turntable and begins to blast music when Sergio stops it.] "Keep it down! Don't wake up the Louds! If Rosa finds out about this, my goose is cooked!" [Suddenly they hear more cooing, and see the shadows of three pigeons partying upstairs and breaking into someone's room. Sergio gulps.] "Sancho, get everyone down to the basement!" [flies upwards to the upstairs hallway to see that the pigeons have gotten ahold of Lynn's sports equipment and are playing hockey in the halls] "What do you think you're doing?!" [gets hit with a hockey puck and spits it out of his beak] "You guys get down to the basement and stifle it!" [The pigeons shamefully walk back down the stairs, but Sergio then hears drumming outside. He gasps.] "Uh-oh." [He then flies over to the garage to see more pigeons having a drum solo and blasting light and squawks to get their attention.] "Shoo! Shoo, you annoying creatures!" [The pigeons scatter] Lynn Sr.:[groggy] "Sergio?" [Sergio freezes in panic to see Lynn Sr. in the garage] "What are you and all these pigeons doing in the garage?" Sergio: "I, uh... I'm Dream Sergio. You're just dreaming of all these birds." [Slight pause of suspicion.] Lynn Sr.: "Oh, OK. That makes sense." [Sergio sends him back to bed] "Good night, Dream Sergio." Sergio: "Phew. Now to get those pigeons out of here once and for all." [flies to the basement] "Still unstoppable--" [runs into a long line of pigeons starting from the backyard as dance music emanates from the backyard] "What the heck?!" [flies into the basement] "SANCHO!" [stops at what he sees and squawks] "A nightclub?!" [Sancho has indeed set up a nightclub for his fellow pigeons to party called THE NIGHT OWL] "You've got to be kidding me!" [Sancho lets a pigeon in as he has two geese as the bouncers] "Sancho, get these guys out of here!" [Sancho protests] "I don't care if you're getting a cut of the cover charge." [Sancho whispers an order to his bouncers, who grab Sergio and drag him out of the basement as he squawks] "Wait! Sancho, you can't do this to me!" [to the bouncers] "Whatever he's paying, I'll double it!" [The bouncers kick him out of the house and shut the door] "I'm doomed! The Louds are gonna wake up, see this mess, and rat me out to Rosa! I'm going to bird boot camp for sure!" [The Loud pets are gathered at Charles's doghouse and laughing at Sergio's misfortune. They glare at him as he approaches.] "Just the pets I wanted to see. Can you help me get rid of these pigeons? You're kind of my last hope." [The pets scoff and enter Charles's doghouse] "I deserve that. Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't very nice to you today." [The others peek out, still wary.] "I should have been cool with what you wanted to do." [They gesture at him to continue] "And I shouldn't have lied about the party." [Another gesture] "And I shouldn't have been so insulting." [One more gesture] "And I'm sorry for being a big-beaked jerk." [As he turns away, the other pets look at each other and decide to forgive him. Charles gets Sergio's attention with his paw, offering a hug.] "Oh, thank goodness." [They hug] "Oh, you really made me work for it." [The others agree, and they break the hug] "OK, so how are we gonna get rid of these featherbrains?" [The Loud pets look at each other with a plan.]
[Walt snatches one of Lola's feather boas, Cliff steals some of Lisa's science equipment, Charles and Geo carry Luna's amplifier and microphone, and Sergio grabs a jar of bread crumbs from the kitchen. They gather in the garage, and Charles closes the door before they all get to work on their creation.]
[Meanwhile in the basement, the pigeons continue to party and dance, evident by one pigeon doing the worm, when Sergio shows up.] Sergio:[squawks] "The refreshments have arrived! Who wants bread crumbs?" [takes out the bread crumbs and tosses a handful onto the floor] "Follow me!" [Once he leaves, the pigeons cheer and follow Sergio, who tosses more bread crumbs outside the door] "Okay, team, it's showtime!" [The pigeons eat the bread crumbs in a form of a fight cloud. Sergio dumps the remaining on the grass before scurrying off as the pigeons eat up that pile. Suddenly, a huge shadow looms over them, and they coo in shock. What they see is a animatronic structure of a red bird wearing Lynn's helmet and Lisa's goggles. Feigns horror] "Oh, no! A red-tailed hawk! Pigeons are their favorite snack! Everybody scatter!" [The animatronic hawk screeches at the pigeons, causing them to scatter. Walt squeals into Luna's microphone, his vocals distorted into hawk vocals via Luna's amplifier, while Cliff and Charles manipulate the puppet via a rope. The bouncers panic and sprint out of the backyard. Sancho tries to flee, but is stopped by Sergio.] "I got a pigeon bone to pick with you, mister." [The animatronic crashes on Sancho, who crawls out of the resulting hole and drags himself away, coughing.] "Um, we'll call it even." [The Loud pets approach him.] "That was amazing! I had you guys all wrong. You're totally cool, not to mention very clever. Mind if I hang till the fam gets back?" [The Loud pets look at each other and nod in agreement.]
[The next day, Sergio is playing Old Maid with the Loud pets in Charles's doghouse.] Sergio: "Ooh, a match." Rosa: "Oh, Sergio." [Sergio exits the doghouse to find Rosa.] "The Louds tell me you were the perfect houseguest." Sergio: "What can I say? It's easy when you're hanging with friends." Rosa: "Well, I'm very proud of you. Now, come on. It's time to go." Sergio: "Aw, five more minutes? I'm about to win at Old Maid." Lynn Sr.:[off-screen] "Rita, why is the basement covered in pigeon poop?!" [Rosa glares at Sergio, realizing what he's really been up to.] Sergio:[panicking] "Gotta go!" [flies off] [Rosa storms off after Sergio. The Loud pets all laugh at him as the screen irises out on them. The end.]
