The Loud House Encyclopedia
Don't have an account?
Register
Register
The Loud House Encyclopedia
The Loud House Encyclopedia
4,132
pages
in: Scripts, The Loud House Season 4 Scripts, Incomplete Scripts

Changes: Purrfect Gig/Script

< Purrfect Gig
Back to page
Sign in to edit
No edit summary
No edit summary
Line 40: Line 40:
 
----
  
----
 
''[Basck at the house the cats are under the table, Nepurrtiti licking frosting off herself, and Cleopawtra plating with Luna's untied shoelace. Luna is sitting, looking through the book]''<br>
  
''[Basck at the house the cats are under the table, Nepurrtiti licking frosting off herself, and Cleopawtra plating with Luna's untied shoelace. Luna is sitting, looking through the book]''<br>
−
'''Luna:''' "''Meal Portions, Medical... Messes!'' Bingo! ''If the cats get messy prepare a warm soothing bath''." ''[The cats do not like the sound of the word 'bath' and make a break for it]'' "No, no, no, no, no, come back!" ''[The cats jump over a table holding flowers and a goldfish, Luna saves both. The cots go into the master bedroom and Luna follows after them]'' "Ah, come on dudettes." ''[Luna notices orange and purple shapes behind the curtains]'' "Ah-ha!" ''[Luna opens the curtains, only to find orange and purple flowers in the window, she groans. She checks under the bed, and two bloodshot eyes look back at her, she gasps]'' "Here we go."
 +
'''Luna:''' "''Meal Portions, Medical... Messes!'' Bingo! ''If the cats get messy prepare a warm soothing bath''." ''[The cats do not like the sound of the word 'bath' and make a break for it]'' "No, no, no, no, no, come back!" ''[The cats jump over a table holding flowers and a goldfish, Luna saves both. The cots go into the master bedroom and Luna follows after them]'' "Ah, come on dudettes." ''[Luna notices orange and purple shapes behind the curtains]'' "Ah-ha!" ''[Luna opens the curtains, only to find orange and purple flowers in the window, she groans. She checks under the bed, and two bloodshot eyes look back at her, she gasps]'' "Here we go."<br>
  +
''[Luna dives under the bed and tries to grab the cats, but they escape from the other side and jump over the bed, while Luna jumps after them, but lands on the bed. She chases them through the house, and eventually, the cats end up in the bathroom, where Luna comes out from behind the shower curtain and tries to get them in the tub, but she ends up the one in the bath while the cats escape. Luna gets up, spits out the water, and has another thought bubble of Mick]''<br>
−  
  +
'''Mick Swagger:''' "Hey Poppet, how goes the gig?"<br>
  +
'''Luna:''' "Bad, I am so overwhelmed Mick, I haven't made a dent in everything I'm supposed to do, and the McBs'll be back in a few hours."<br>
  +
'''Mick Swagger:''' "Well you better get crackin' if you wanna catch my show with Sam."<br>
  +
'''Luna:''' ''[Gets an idea and gasps]'' "Sam! She's great with cats. Thanks Mick." ''[Prepares to pop the bubble]''<br>
  +
'''Mick Swagger:''' "Wait, love, let's not do anything too hasty."<br>
  +
''[Yelps as Luna pops her thought bubble. Luna gets her phone out]''
  +
----
  +
''[There's a knock at the door, and Luna opens for Sam. The cats are nervous]''<br>
  +
'''Luna:''' "Sam, you're the best." ''[Hugs her]'' "How'd you get here so fast?"<br>
  +
'''Sam:''' ''[Goes to Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti, and offers them her hands]'' "I was around the corner picking up Simon from his gamer's club meeting, so we came right over." ''[The cats cuddle Sam]''<br>
  +
'''Luna:''' ''[Confused]'' "We?"<br>
  +
''[There's another knock, and Luna opens to what is revealed to be Sam's younger brother playing on a console]''<br>
  +
'''Simon:''' "Hi Luna."<br>
  +
''[The cats run off, scared. Luna slams the door and blocks it]''<br>
  +
'''Sam:''' ''[Displeased]'' "Hey! That's harsh."<br>
  +
'''Luna:''' "Sorry, I didn't mention it on the phone, but I'm not supposed to have anyone else over, the cats get anxious, I mean, I figured you'd be okay cause animals love you and all."<br>
  +
''[Simon knocks on the door again, a little harder]''<br>
  +
'''Sam:''' "Well, we can't leave my little brother out there."<br>
  +
'''Luna:''' "It is nice weather."<br>
  +
'''Sam:''' ''[Miffed]'' "Luna!"<br>
  +
'''Luna:''' "Right, right, okay, we just need to make sure the cats don't see him."
  +
----
 
{{ScriptNav}}
  
{{ScriptNav}}
 
[[Category:Scripts]]
  
[[Category:Scripts]]

Revision as of 05:47, 5 May 2020

Episode Information
Gallery
Script
S1E02B Lincoln observes his empty trophy case I've tried everything to get into this trophy case.
This article, transcript, or section is incomplete and needs to be completed. Any user is obliged to do so.

The following is a transcript for the episode "Purrfect Gig".

Script

[At the Loud house, Luna is on her bed practicing her guitar, when her Mick Swagger poster starts talking to her]
Mick Swagger: "Luna love, am I gonna see you at my concert this weekend?"
Luna: "Ah! I hope so, I just need to figure out how to get enough money for a V.I.P pass."
Mick Swagger: "Well you never know when opportunity comes a knockin'."
[Just then, there's a knockin' at the door. Luna slides down the railing to answer and finds the McBride family. Howard hyperventilating into a brown bag]
Luna: "Ah, hey McBs'. How goes it?"
Howard: "It's like a waking nightmare!" [Keeps hyperventilating]
Harold: "Deep breaths Howie."
Luna: [To Clyde] "Dude, what's going on?"
Clyde: "We were about to leave to pick up Nana Gayle for the annual McBride family reunion. Nana and I are the reigning sack race champs four years running. This one time, Nana started hopping, and..."
Harold: "Clyde, Honey, short version, I've got twenty pounds of Amish potato salad out in the trunk, and it's threatening to turn on me."
Clyde: "Oh, right. So in a nutshell, our catsitter cancelled at the last minute."
Harold: "Luna, is there any chance someone here could come and watch Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti?"
Howard: "We pay forty dollars."
Luna: "I don't know. Lori's gone, she hit the golf course early and; Leni's already at work so she can't help."
[Howard has a panic attack and faints. Luna imagines Mick Swagger talking to her]
Mick Swagger: "Luna love, you should take the gig, you still need some more cash for that V.I.P pass to my concert. I heard Sam's already got hers."
[Luna has another thought bubble of Sam]
Sam: "Come on Luna, it'll be rockin'."
[Sam and Mick play their guitars, and Luna follows along on air guitar. Thought bubbles close]
Luna: "McBs', I could catsit for you."
Harold: "Ah, Luna, you're a lifesaver." [Throws Luna their housekeys] "Here's our housekey, uh, we left all our kitty care instructions on the kitchen table and... Oh, and just one rule, we ask that you please don't have anyone else over, our babies get anxious when they're faced with more than one stranger at a time."
Clyde: "Dr. Lopez is working with them on their trust issues."
Luna: "No prob, dudes."
Harold: [Holding Howard's arms] "Okay Clyde, you know the drill."
[Clyde takes his dad's feet and they carry him away. Harold and Clyde throw Howard into the back of the van and shake it out]
Harold: "Thanks again Luna, we'll be home at six sharp."
Luna: "Sounds good, and don't worry, your fur babies are in good hands."

[At the McBride's residence, Luna enters the kitchen]
Luna: [Whistles] "Cleo, Nep, Auntie Luna's here. Okay, let's find those kitty care instruct-" [Sees the book] "Yow!" [She picks up the very heavy book and falls to the ground. She gets up and reads the title] "McBride Guide to Feline Care, with index and annotations, revised sixth edition." [Gulps] "Yikes, this looks like a lot of..." [Luna then has a fantasy of meeting Sam at the concert, Sam greeting her with a cuddle] "But, it's worth it." [Luna hugs the book and nearly drops it. She puts it on the table] "Okay, let's see." [Opens the first page] "The girl's mid-morning snack is in the refrigerator. Warning! they're on a strict feeding schedule. Food must be served at promptly ten or they get cranky." [Luna doesn't like the sound of that and checks the time] "Oh, ten o' two, I better get on that." [Opens the fridge and grabs the canned fish] "Hang tight kitties, I just gotta open this." [Luna struggles to open it, and the cats immediately meow with impatience. Luna looks on top of the fridge and sees the angry cats. Cleopawtra & Nepurrtiti jump on her, causing her to fall, the cats then lick the tuna off Luna] "I guess dinner's on me." [Sheepishly laughs]

[Later, Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti are fighting to get off their leashes, while Luna reads the instructions]
Luna: "Attach leashes to harnesses and keep a firm grip. The cats may... pull!" [Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti make a run for it, Luna being dragged behind them. Up ahead, a baker takes a cake out of his truck] "Make way brah! No kitty brakes!" [They fly past the baker, his cake goes flying, but he catches it. Until Luna and the cats come back the other way and he spills the cake on himself]

[Basck at the house the cats are under the table, Nepurrtiti licking frosting off herself, and Cleopawtra plating with Luna's untied shoelace. Luna is sitting, looking through the book]
Luna: "Meal Portions, Medical... Messes! Bingo! If the cats get messy prepare a warm soothing bath." [The cats do not like the sound of the word 'bath' and make a break for it] "No, no, no, no, no, come back!" [The cats jump over a table holding flowers and a goldfish, Luna saves both. The cots go into the master bedroom and Luna follows after them] "Ah, come on dudettes." [Luna notices orange and purple shapes behind the curtains] "Ah-ha!" [Luna opens the curtains, only to find orange and purple flowers in the window, she groans. She checks under the bed, and two bloodshot eyes look back at her, she gasps] "Here we go."
[Luna dives under the bed and tries to grab the cats, but they escape from the other side and jump over the bed, while Luna jumps after them, but lands on the bed. She chases them through the house, and eventually, the cats end up in the bathroom, where Luna comes out from behind the shower curtain and tries to get them in the tub, but she ends up the one in the bath while the cats escape. Luna gets up, spits out the water, and has another thought bubble of Mick]
Mick Swagger: "Hey Poppet, how goes the gig?"
Luna: "Bad, I am so overwhelmed Mick, I haven't made a dent in everything I'm supposed to do, and the McBs'll be back in a few hours."
Mick Swagger: "Well you better get crackin' if you wanna catch my show with Sam."
Luna: [Gets an idea and gasps] "Sam! She's great with cats. Thanks Mick." [Prepares to pop the bubble]
Mick Swagger: "Wait, love, let's not do anything too hasty."
[Yelps as Luna pops her thought bubble. Luna gets her phone out]

[There's a knock at the door, and Luna opens for Sam. The cats are nervous]
Luna: "Sam, you're the best." [Hugs her] "How'd you get here so fast?"
Sam: [Goes to Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti, and offers them her hands] "I was around the corner picking up Simon from his gamer's club meeting, so we came right over." [The cats cuddle Sam]
Luna: [Confused] "We?"
[There's another knock, and Luna opens to what is revealed to be Sam's younger brother playing on a console]
Simon: "Hi Luna."
[The cats run off, scared. Luna slams the door and blocks it]
Sam: [Displeased] "Hey! That's harsh."
Luna: "Sorry, I didn't mention it on the phone, but I'm not supposed to have anyone else over, the cats get anxious, I mean, I figured you'd be okay cause animals love you and all."
[Simon knocks on the door again, a little harder]
Sam: "Well, we can't leave my little brother out there."
Luna: "It is nice weather."
Sam: [Miffed] "Luna!"
Luna: "Right, right, okay, we just need to make sure the cats don't see him."

v - e - d The Loud House episode transcripts
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.