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The following is a transcript for the episode "Purrfect Gig".
Script
[At the Loud house, Luna is on her bed practicing her guitar, when her Mick Swagger poster starts talking to her]
Mick Swagger: "Luna love, am I gonna see you at my concert this weekend?"
Luna: "Ah! I hope so, I just need to figure out how to get enough money for a V.I.P pass."
Mick Swagger: "Well you never know when opportunity comes a knockin'."
[Just then, there's a knockin' at the door. Luna slides down the railing to answer and finds the McBride family. Howard hyperventilating into a brown bag]
Luna: "Ah, hey McBs'. How goes it?"
Howard: "It's like a waking nightmare!" [Keeps hyperventilating]
Harold: "Deep breaths Howie."
Luna: [To Clyde] "Dude, what's going on?"
Clyde: "We were about to leave to pick up Nana Gayle for the annual McBride family reunion. Nana and I are the reigning sack race champs four years running. This one time, Nana started hopping, and..."
Harold: "Clyde, Honey, short version, I've got twenty pounds of Amish potato salad out in the trunk, and it's threatening to turn on me."
Clyde: "Oh, right. So in a nutshell, our catsitter cancelled at the last minute."
Harold: "Luna, is there any chance someone here could come and watch Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti?"
Howard: "We pay forty dollars."
Luna: "I don't know. Lori's gone, she hit the golf course early and; Leni's already at work so she can't help."
[Howard has a panic attack and faints. Luna imagines Mick Swagger talking to her]
Mick Swagger: "Luna love, you should take the gig, you still need some more cash for that V.I.P pass to my concert. I heard Sam's already got hers."
[Luna has another thought bubble of Sam]
Sam: "Come on Luna, it'll be rockin'."
[Sam and Mick play their guitars, and Luna follows along on air guitar. Thought bubbles close]
Luna: "McBs', I could catsit for you."
Harold: "Ah, Luna, you're a lifesaver." [Throws Luna their housekeys] "Here's our housekey, uh, we left all our kitty care instructions on the kitchen table and... Oh, and just one rule, we ask that you please don't have anyone else over, our babies get anxious when they're faced with more than one stranger at a time."
Clyde: "Dr. Lopez is working with them on their trust issues."
Luna: "No prob, dudes."
Harold: [Holding Howard's arms] "Okay Clyde, you know the drill."
[Clyde takes his dad's feet and they carry him away. Harold and Clyde throw Howard into the back of the van and shake it out]
Harold: "Thanks again Luna, we'll be home at six sharp."
Luna: "Sounds good, and don't worry, your fur babies are in good hands."
[At the McBride's residence, Luna enters the kitchen]
Luna: [Whistles] "Cleo, Nep, Auntie Luna's here. Okay, let's find those kitty care instruct-" [Sees the book] "Yow!" [She picks up the very heavy book and falls to the ground. She gets up and reads the title] "McBride Guide to Feline Care, with index and annotations, revised sixth edition." [Gulps] "Yikes, this looks like a lot of..." [Luna then has a fantasy of meeting Sam at the concert, Sam greeting her with a cuddle] "But, it's worth it." [Luna hugs the book and nearly drops it. She puts it on the table] "Okay, let's see." [Opens the first page] "The girl's mid-morning snack is in the refrigerator. Warning! they're on a strict feeding schedule. Food must be served at promptly ten or they get cranky." [Luna doesn't like the sound of that and checks the time] "Oh, ten o' two, I better get on that." [Opens the fridge]
Luna: "Attach leashes to harnesses and keep a firm grip. The cats may..."
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