"Oh, come on, Lily. Don't cry."
"Here, Lily. Want to give Bun-Bun a snuggle?"
Now Bun-Bun needs to be stitched back together...
"I don't know why she's so upset. All I did was eat her booger."
"That was LILY'S booger!!"
"This is useless. She's been crying for over an hour. She won't even take money."
"Hey! Laundry day, chumps! Comin' in hot."
"Dang it, Lynn! You can't just-"
"Wait. Lily stopped crying. Lincoln, she likes that."
"Everyone, grab a sock. I've got an idea."
"Lana, where's your protective foot sleeve?"
"AAAH! My phalanges are exposed!"
"Now, for the musical extravaganza."
"Uh, no way! You'll give the 'Lilster nightmares."
Lily does not approve of this skit.
"We join Ace, scouting out the Card Shark's new hideout, but he can't do it alone. Good thing he's got a substitute sidekick."
"What's your name again?"
"Lucy-fer."
Lily does not approve of this skit either.
"LYNN! You are disgusting! You're supposed to act like a horse, not smell like one!"
"Well, if you get one, then get one!"
"Since you got Lily to nap, I'll finish folding the laundry."
"I'm off to my book signing for my latest, best-seller."
"Okay honey, have a bell of a time!"
Lynn Sr. should not have rattled that cowbell so loudly.
The Loud House Encyclopedia
