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[The living room. Lily is crying her eyes out and the siblings are trying to calm her down.] Leni: "Come on, Lily. It'll be okay." Lisa: "Oh, little sibling. Don't fret." Lori: "Come on, Lily. It's gonna be okay." Lola:[erratically in Luan's voice] "Oh, come on, Lily. Don't cry." Lincoln:[holding Bun-Bun] "Here, Lily. Want to give Bun-Bun a snuggle?" [Lily responds by ripping the head off the stuffed animal, and goes back to crying.] Lana: "I don't know why she's so upset. All I did was eat her booger." [Lily stops crying, moves up to Lana and angrily babbles...] Lily: "That was Lily's booger!" [Lily goes back to where she sat and resumes bawling. Lola begins jingling her coin purse above the upset baby.] Lola: "This is useless. She's been crying for over an hour. She won't even take money." [At that moment, Lynn arrives with a basket of laundry, where she announces...] Lynn: "Hey! Laundry day, chumps! Comin' in hot." [Lynn tosses the basket's contents onto Lincoln. He pops his head out and one of his hands which is covered with a sock.] Lincoln: "Dang it, Lynn! You can't just-" [Suddenly, Lily begins giggling, having been entertained by Lincoln moving his sock-covered hand as if it was like a puppet. Lori takes note of this.] Lori: "Wait. Lily stopped crying. Lincoln, she likes that." [Looking at his hand, an idea has struck.] Lincoln: "Everyone, grab a sock. I've got an idea." [The sisters smile, knowing what Lincoln has in mind.]
[Sometime later, a handmade stage is set up. Lincoln makes a fanfare and the curtains draw open, revealing a backdrop looking like Lisa's room. Lisa has her sock puppet up, which looks like her.] Lisa:[acting] "Oh, Lana, would you mind assisting me with an experiment? My studies with hydrofluoric acid have proven successful..." [Stops when she sees Lana's "puppet", which is just her hand with a hat and eyes drawn on. Whispering.] "Lana, where's your protective foot sleeve?" Lana: "It's the weekend. I'm riding free." [Suddenly, Charles pops in and nabs Lisa's puppet, revealing her exposed hand.] Lisa: "AAAH! My phalanges are exposed!" [As Lisa screams and wiggles her hand in panic, Lana follows suit, believing this is part of their act. Lily is shown to not be impressed.] Lily: "Boo!" [Charles continues to gnaw on Lisa's puppet.]
[The next skit. The curtains draw open, the backdrop is Luna and Luan's room, and Luna and Luan present their lookalike puppets.] Luna: "Now, for the musical extravaganza." Luan: "Wait, Mr. Coconuts and I prepared a juggling routine." [Luan brings in Mr. Coconuts, holding three walnuts.] Mr. Coconuts: "Hey, Luan, are we on? Luna: "Aw, no way! You'll give the 'Lilster nightmares." [Luan is offended by that statement.] Luan:[gasps] "How dare you?! Mr. C's got more talent in his lug walnut than you'll ever have!" [Mr. Coconuts juggles the walnuts in his hands.] Luna:[arguing back] "Say that again and I'll sock ya!" [Clearly not impressed, Lily gives the show a thumbs down.]
[The next skit. The curtain draws open, revealing a backdrop of Ace Savvy's superhero town. Lincoln presents his Ace Savvy puppet while Lucy presents a striped serpent one.] Lincoln: "We join Ace, scouting out the Card Shark's new hideout, but he can't do it alone. Good thing he's got a substitute sidekick." [whispers to Lucy] "What's your name again?" Lucy: "Lucy-fer." [The Lucy-fer puppet bites Lincoln's Ace puppet in the "neck", making Lincoln scream and Lily blowing a raspberry to signify that she's still not impressed.]
[The next skit. The curtains draw open, the backdrop is what seems to be one for a variety show. Lori and Leni have their sock puppets up.] Lori: "Like, welcome to the L and L Variety Hour, with your two gorgeous hosts," [As she says "gorgeous hosts," Lori's hand pops up, gesturing towards herself and Leni.] "Us." Leni: "You can say that again, Lor... OMGosh!" [Her hand pops up.] "Lori, where did you get your sock? The lacing is totes adorbs!" Lori: "I know, right? Megan gave it to me. Speaking of which, have you heard her news?" Leni: "No. Text me!" [Lori's hand pops up with her phone, and she uses her puppet hand to text Leni. Leni also has a phone, and the two continue to text on. The rest of the kids are bored, Lily yawning.] Lola:[sighs] "I guess they're done." [to...] "Lynn, we're on!"
[The next skit. The curtains draw open, revealing an Old West backdrop with what seems to be a stable in the background. Lola is on, her puppet lavishly dressed.] Lola:[accented] "Ah. The life of a wealthy debutante ain't an easy one. Where's my trusty steed?" [Lola's "steed" is Lynn using a dirty, smelly sock.] Lynn:[neighing] "What up, it's your horse." Lola:[normal voice, clearly angry] "LYNN! You are disgusting! You're supposed to act like a horse, not smell like one!" Lynn: "Well, you try winning seven straight games of street volleyball without breaking a sweat." Lola: "Ugh. I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!" [Luan's puppet pops in...] Luan: "Wait! I wanna redo!" [...as does Lincoln's...] Lincoln: "Well, if you get one, then I get one." [...then Lisa's...] Lisa: "Well, at least your associate wasn't naked the whole time." [...and Lana's.] Lana: "I was..." [Her voice dissolves] [Everyone else soon joins in until it erupts into an argument, when suddenly, Leni notices...] Leni:[whispering] "Guys, look." [They take a look: Lily's now sleeping in her blanket with Charles beside her. The kids are pleased and enamored by this.] Rita:[quietly] "Well done, kids. Since you got Lily to nap, I'll finish folding the laundry." [The kids cheer quietly, and they all dump their puppets into the basket one by one. Rita has an idea.]
[One more skit. The curtains draw open, revealing a backdrop of Rita and Lynn Sr.'s room.] Rita: "I'm off to my book signing for my latest, best-seller." Lynn Sr.:[coming in, cowbell in hand.] "Okay honey, have a bell of a time!" [He rattles the bell loudly, causing Lily to wake up crying. The parents are displeased.]
