"It's amazing what you can learn from these auto repair books."
"I have something that's perfect for you."
"Frankie the friendly fairy?"
"Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta tinkle."
"Fine, just give me the princess one."
Add a photo to this gallery"Bread crust in a meatloaf: how much?"
"Half a cup!"
"Twist ending! Go!"
"So, it turns out it wasn't even a student running the blog, it was a teacher! And he literally tried to frame Gabby with a laptop in her-"
"What does the cow say?"
"Moo!"
"Ace Savvy's real name?"
"Spade Nifty!"
"What time was Mr. Darcy's party?"
"8:00 PM sharp!"
"Einstein's wives?"
"Mileva, 1903-1919. Elsa, 1919-1936...y'all."
"Four-stroke engine cycle consists of-"
"Intake, compression, power, exhaust!"
"Sis boom bah!"
"The sound made when a sheep explodes!"
"Mick Swagger owes his entire career to-"
"Delta blues musician Murky Bottoms!"
"Fashion began with-"
"Charles Frederick Worth! First to sew a label!"
"The greatest of all time?"
"Muhammad Ali! Also prettiest!"
"The night the vampire cried?"
"Trick question. He cried every night."
"Alright, what's the deal, Lo? Won't you just read one book?"
"Okay, Lincoln, I guess it's time I told you the truth. I just don't like pizza."
She clearly likes pizza as much as the rest of the family.
"Well, I'm not moving. So, good luck getting me back in there."
"I told you, I ain't reading, okay?!"
"Yes. The important thing is that you're now able to enjoy the wonders of literacy."
"I knew I recognized that voice! The one with the fines!"
