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The following is a transcript for the episode "Really Loud Music". Script[]
Act I[][The episode begins with Luna tapping her microphone and grabbing her axe, taking a deep breath.] ♫ Electric soul like wires to my brain (hey, hey) ♫ ♫ I can't be wrong, don't need direction ♫ ♫ I can find my way ♫ ♫ Play it loud, play it loud ♫ ♫ I got no time for turning it down ♫ ♫ Play it loud, play it proud ♫ ♫ I live it, I breathe it ♫ ♫ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♫ ♫ Play it loud ♫ ♫ Sorry, I'm not sorry for being proud ♫ ♫ Play it loud ♫ ♫ Turn it up until your speakers blow out ♫ ♫ Until your speakers blow out ♫ ♫ Until your speakers blow out ♫ ♫ Until your speakers blow out ♫
♫ A plumber's job is never done ♫ ♫ Especially in this house ♫ ♫ I've been dubbed the number one ♫ ♫ To get the number twos to go down ♫ [Lana flushes the toilet and water overflows making her go up in the air.] ♫ But when life throws me a storm ♫ ♫ I still sing along ♫ ♫ To the bang, bang of those pipes ♫ ♫ That's my kind of song ♫ Luna: [pops her head in] "Killer song, Lans." ♫ It is hard to make looking this good look easy ♫ ♫ And it takes a few mistakes to be just right ♫ ♫ Looking perfect is a gift ♫ ♫ When I feel meh, I act as if ♫ [pulls out her lip gloss] ♫ A little lip gloss keeps me going all day long ♫ [steps out of her closet] ♫ When my high heels hit the floor ♫ ♫ The applause becomes a roar ♫ ♫ And I hold the last note long ♫ ♫ That's my kind of song ♫ [dances with her teddy bear] My kind! Luna: "Sweet performance, Lols. You doing that song at your next pageant?" Yippee-ki-yay Yo, yo, yo I make this Bunsen burner start to overflow Mix some dope rhymes with a little H2O My idiom for indium is shine like gold Barium, radium, don't you be afraidium I'm packing the palladium, they'll call it Lisa Stadium Reppin' my hood from coast to coast I'm better than sliced bread, they callin' me burnt toast [Lisa eats a piece of bread as the background returns to normal.] ♫ Is it a crush? ♫ ♫ Or maybe it's chemistry ♫ ♫ Maybe it's all in my head ♫ Lori, look at this thread ♫ Tell me what you see ♫ ♫ When he IMs my friends, is he trying to get me? ♫ ♫ Look at this one again, what do you think it means? ♫ [suddenly rips off a lab coat] Lori: ♫ He's got to like you for you ♫ ♫ And your music too ♫ ♫ Don't want to call it "like" ♫ ♫ If it isn't true ♫ ♫ It's online, it's not life ♫ ♫ And the real world takes time ♫ ♫ Just to figure out what's right or wrong ♫ ♫ Throw down that slow jam groove ♫ Lori & Leni: ♫ We got our own kind of song ♫ ♫ Oooooooh ♫ [As the song ends and the background fading back to normal, Luna observes all of this while holding a notepad.] ♫ Every now and then, I think the world's a scary place ♫ ♫ But I remember it looks better with a pie thrown at your face ♫ ♫ If the glass looks half empty ♫ ♫ Break off the empty half ♫ ♫ And use it as a pirate's leg ♫ ♫ Give everyone a laugh ♫ ♫ Rubber duckies, wind-up monkeys, six foot leprechauns ♫ ♫ Well, life's my stage, a laugh parade ♫ ♫ Yeah, that's my kind of song ♫ Hey, hey!
The universe is empty. And there's nothing to be sure of but darkness. There's no music in the void, so why bother anyway? [Lucy floats out of the casket and grows some humongous bat wings.] Embrace the emptiness. Own the futility. The only song worth singing is silence.
Get pumped (what!) Get ready (huh!) This beat's about to get heavy (oh yeah!) Rough riders! Olé! That's the sound of me winning all day ♫ I'm a walking trophy, got my beat, got my drums ♫ Give me a T-R-O-F-Y Lisa: I think you spelled that wrong! Lynn: ♫ That's my kind of song ♫ Yeah! [rips off her shorts to reveal multi-colored sequins] Alright! Woo! [Lynn takes Edwin from Lucy and throws it to the ground, resulting in Edwin's nose breaking off.] ♫ Darling, keep me company on the rocky road of life ♫ Rita: ♫ We'll just sing in harmony as the kids all scream, "Be quiet!" ♫ Rita & Lynn Sr.: ♫ So, let's turn up the radio and drive ♫ [The parents are now in a saloon wearing cowboy outfits as they begin to dance to the music.] ♫ I'll be out of tune ♫ Lynn Sr.: ♫ I'll be out of time ♫ Rita: ♫ Don't have much to lose ♫ Lynn Sr.: ♫ But we'll be fine ♫ [Luna sees her parents shaking their butts and facepalms herself.] ♫ We're gonna keep singing loud and wrong ♫ ♫ 'Cause that's our kind of song ♫ [The two share a kiss as the background returns to normal.] ♫ And the beat goes on and on ♫ ♫ Even if we get it wrong ♫ ♫ 'Cause friends don't think, they're just in sync ♫ ♫ Best buds, amigos, the list goes on ♫ ♫ Can't keep up, can't sing along ♫ ♫ That's our kind of song ♫ [The song has come to an end as the screen says "Finished!"] [Luna lifts her head up and comes out of her room to see Lily dancing to the song on her radio.] ♫ High tops, tube socks ♫ ♫ Following the trends even though we'd rather not ♫ Lori: [steps out of her room] "Ooh, I literally love this song!" [The three sisters lip-sync that last lyric before the chorus begins to play and Luna smiles at this.] ♫ Make this last forever ♫ Lynn Sr.: [as he, Rita, Luan, Lincoln, and Clyde come up the stairs.] "Make a hole! Make a hole! This song is my jam! ♫ And nothing's better than the best, best, best thing ever ♫ Lucy: "I should hate it...but I don't." [joins in] Lisa: "Likewise. Curse this inane yet diabolically catchy tune!" [joins in anyway] ♫ Just me, my friends and I ♫ ♫ Top down, peel out (peel out) ♫ ♫ But I'm yelling at my mom, 'cause I'm still too young to drive (MOM!) ♫
♫ Put your hands in the air like the ceiling ain't there ♫
♫ Yeah, there's nothing worse than that thing over there (Eww!) ♫ ♫ And nothing's better than the best, best, best thing ever ♫ ♫ Oh oh oh, o-o-o-oh, oh oh oh ♫ ♫ Oh oh oh, o-o-o-oh, oh oh oh ♫
Act II[][Luna taps her microphone and hits record on the recording device once again. This time, she is on her keyboard and takes an exhale.] ♫ Time is running out, every second counts ♫ ♫ Overthinking ♫ ♫ I can't turn it off, so I'll tune it out ♫ ♫ All we know is la, la, la, la, la ♫ ♫ So might as well just la, la, la, la, la ♫ ♫ We just want to la, la, la, la, la ♫ ♫ All day long ♫ ♫ Everybody loves this, everybody does this ♫ ♫ I'm just gonna do it too ♫ ♫ We don't need a new song, we already got one ♫ ♫ I'm just gonna give you what everybody wa-a-a-a-ants ♫ ♫ What everybody wa-a-a-a-ants ♫ ♫ What everybody wa-a-a-a-ants ♫ ♫ What everybody wants ♫ ♫ Guess I want it too ♫
[Later, the Loud siblings are watching TV when they hear Luna scream excitingly as she heads down the stairs.] [Later, Luna enters the theatre of where "America's Next Hitmaker"is and walks towards the stage, admiring it in it's glory.] ♫ We've got a lot work to do and not a lot of time ♫ Doug: ♫ Don't worry, dear, just sign right here ♫ ♫ Don't read between the lines ♫ Michelle: ♫ That's not supposed to fit that way ♫ Doug: Your hair, your boots, your clothes, oy vey! Michelle & Doug: ♫ We know what to do ♫ ♫ We'll just fix a thing or two ♫ Or three or four or five ♫ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♫ ♫ You're destined for fortune and fame ♫ ♫ There's so much room for improvement ♫ ♫ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♫ ♫ And we know it might feel wrong ♫ ♫ But if you just play along ♫ Michelle: ♫ Everybody's going to ♫ Michelle & Doug: ♫ Love what you've turned into ♫ ♫ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♫ ♫ It's all how you play the game ♫ ♫ All big stars could use improvement ♫ ♫ We love you, you're perfect ♫ ♫ We love you, you're worth it! ♫ ♫ We love you, you're Luna ♫ ♫ Now change! ♫
[Luna is in her room looking at her Mick Swagger poster.] ♫ Who is that in the mirror? ♫ ♫ Looking back, I don't know her ♫ ♫ But she reminds me of someone I knew ♫ ♫ Someone real, with imperfections ♫ ♫ I can't deal no direction ♫ ♫ Lost the map, where it was leading me to ♫ ♫ But maybe I was standing there all along ♫ ♫ What have I done? Is it too late? ♫ ♫ Trying to be someone I'm not, now I'm someone I hate ♫ ♫ For a moment in the spotlight, then it's gone ♫ ♫ What have I done? What price have I paid? ♫ ♫ It ain't worth it no more, it's material made ♫ ♫ I just want to be right back where I belong ♫ ♫ What have I done? ♫ ♫ What have I done? ♫ ♫ Every note rearranged ♫ ♫ Every word is someone else's ♫ ♫ Till I'm left with the ghost of a girl ♫ ♫ I gave in and I regret it ♫ ♫ Gave too much but now I get it ♫ ♫ Changed myself and lost my way to change the world ♫ ♫ Maybe I can still rewrite that song ♫ ♫ What have I done? Is it too late? ♫ ♫ Trying to be someone I'm not, no, I won't be replaced ♫ ♫ With a moment in the spotlight, till it's gone ♫ ♫ What have I done? What price have I paid? ♫ ♫ No, it's not worth it no more, it's material made ♫ ♫ I just want to be right back where I belong ♫ ♫ What have I done? ♫ ♫ What have I done? ♫ ♫ What have I done? ♫ ♫ What have I done? ♫ [Michelle and Doug are talking to the stage manager.] [That night at the stage, thousands of people are in the audience tonight, and of course, Luna's family.] ♫ Rock and roll is running through my veins (hey, hey) ♫ ♫ Electric soul like wires to my brain (hey, hey) ♫ ♫ I can't be wrong, don't need direction ♫ ♫ I can find my way ♫ [Chunk appears playing the drums] ♫ Play it loud, play it loud ♫ [Michelle and Doug shake their fists in anger. The crowd is loving it and her family are cheering her on.] ♫ Play it loud, play it proud! ♫ ♫ I live it, I breathe it ♫ ♫ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♫ ♫ Play it loud! ♫ ♫ Sorry, I'm not sorry for being proud ♫ [Lincoln and Luan signal the stage manager to turn it up and he happily does so.] ♫ Turn it up until your speakers blow out ♫
♫ First things first, I ain't no second place ♫ ♫ Rules are meant for bending till they break ♫ ♫ Right or wrong with no exceptions ♫ ♫ Rocking out my way ♫
♫ I got no time for turning it down ♫ ♫ Play it loud, play it proud! ♫ ♫ I live it, I breathe it ♫ ♫ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♫ ♫ Play it loud! ♫ ♫ Sorry, I'm not sorry for being proud ♫ ♫ Play it loud! ♫ ♫ Turn it up until your speakers blow out ♫ ♫ Until your speakers blow out ♫ ♫ Until your speakers BLOW OUT! ♫
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