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[Open with the clouds parting to show Walt flying over the Loud House. Lincoln opens his window and starts singing.]
Lincoln: ♫ Like a forest that's born from one tree ♫ ♫ Royal Woods is much more than you see ♫ ♫ Though it's averagely marginal ♫ ♫ We think it's remarkable ♫ ♫ Filled with our own history ♫ ♫ Every moment, every memory ♫ [visits a nearby tree as Luna rocks out] ♫ That tree ahead's where I first read ♫ ♫ Ace Savvy comics in my underwear ♫ Lynn: [at a local gym] ♫ And I first benched a hundred pounds ♫ When I was two Lynn Sr.: [in front of the Loud House] ♫ And these handprints here remind me of the years ♫ ♫ We stuck our kids and pets in wet cement ♫ Mr. Grouse: [in front of his broken window] And here's the window you broke And the baseball that you threw Clyde: [biking at Flip's] ♫ Here's where I first learned how to ride a bike ♫ Mrs. Gurdle: [with her family at a corn field] ♫ And where aliens abducted us ♫ And boy, were they nice Scoots: [at a sidewalk] I was busted here for speeding Mayor Davis: [near a stump] ♫ This stump was here for all my speeches ♫ Stump life for life
[Three panels scroll in across the screen, respectively showing Leni outside the mall with Fiona and Miguel, Lynn at the Burpin' Burger with Margo and Maddie, and Pop-Pop with Bernie and Seymour at Sunset Canyon.]
Lincoln: ♫ 'Cause we're right, we're right ♫ ♫ We're right where we belong ♫ Citizens: ♫ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♫
[Lincoln jumps on Lynn's back as she hoists him up, with Clyde, Mr. Grouse, Howard, and Mayor Davis singing along.]
Lincoln: ♫ Royal Woods is our 'hood ♫ ♫ Gotta keep it going strong ♫ Citizens: ♫ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♫
[Rusty, Liam and Virginia are at Flip's toasting with Flippees. Clyde continues to ride his bike, but crashes as his dads watch.]
Lincoln: ♫ It's the memories that made us ♫ ♫ Moments that gave us ♫ ♫ Everything we'd ever want ♫
[Lincoln continues to sing near a tree, then the rest of the Louds emerge from it.]
♫ So we're right, we're right ♫ ♫ We're right ♫ Louds: ♫ Where we belong ♫
[Stella begins singing at the middle school cafeteria with the Action News Team.]
Stella: ♫ The move here was when I met my best friends ♫ Rusty: ♫ It's where I grew my very first mustache hair ♫ Zach: ♫ That I still think you just glued on ♫
[Zach pulls on Rusty's mustache hair, knocking him to the ground.] Rusty: "Ow!" [Cliff meows to the tune of the melody at the dumpster of Flip's Food and Fuel.]
Lana: [pops out of a trash can to translate] ♫ He said it's his favorite potty spot in the whole town ♫
[Cliff urinates near Flip's van as Flip peers out of the window and complains. Cut to Lori at Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet having a virtual date with Bobby.]
Lori: ♫ Jean Juan's Restaurant is where ♫ ♫ I sat with my Boo-Boo Bear ♫ ♫ And we're still together ♫ ♫ Always and forever ♫ ♫ With more milkshakes to share ♫ Literally!
Lincoln: ♫ 'Cause we're right, we're right ♫ ♫ We're right where we belong ♫ Citizens: ♫ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♫
[Lincoln continues to sing in the streets, with Clyde, Leni, Lynn, and Albert singing along.]
Lincoln: ♫ Royal Woods is our 'hood ♫ ♫ Gotta keep it going strong ♫ Citizens: ♫ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♫
[A montage plays with Leni, Lynn, and Tippy riding the Dairyland Milk Shaker, the Action News Team striking their pose before collapsing, Rita playing Dance Battle at Gus's Games and Grub as Lily, Lynn, Luna, and Lana watch, and finally Lincoln singing with the Doo Dads.]
Lincoln: ♫ It's the memories that made us ♫ ♫ Moments that gave us ♫ ♫ Everything we'd ever want ♫ ♫ So we're right, we're right ♫ ♫ We're right where we belong ♫
[The citizens continue to sing about their favorite places.]
Morticians: [at the cemetery] ♫ We had so much fun at our Morticians' Club ♫ Luan: [on a stage with Benny] ♫ It's home to Mr. Coconuts and Mrs. Appleblossom ♫ Rita and Lynn Sr.: ♫ And we'll never forget the crosswalk wherewe met ♫ Luna: [rocking out with Sam at the Royal Woods Bowling Alley] ♫ The bowling alley where Sam and I had our first gig ♫ Lana and Lola: [eating ice cream together] ♫ Auntie Pam's Parlor for banana splits ♫
[Suddenly Lisa shows up with her own presentation slide.] Lisa: "And did you know Royal Woods is also abundantly rich in copper, nickel, iron, platinum? Not to mention it's sitting on a very large oil deposit." [Cut to a demolition crew drilling on the road.] Demolition Worker: "You could've mentioned that earlier!" [A geyser of oil erupts from the road. Lincoln is now singing while surrounded by eight boxes showing other residents.]
Lincoln: ♫ 'Cause we're right, we're right ♫ ♫ We're right where we belong ♫ Citizens: ♫ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♫ Lincoln: ♫ Royal Woods is our 'hood ♫ ♫ Gotta keep it going strong ♫ Citizens: ♫ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♫
[The boxes show other residents before eventually settling on all ten sisters, even Lori who is shown on Leni's phone. Three more boxes appear similar to the theme song, before going back to the nine boxes. Lincoln jumps out of the middle box as the song ends.]
Lincoln: ♫ It's the memories that made us ♫ ♫ Moments that gave us ♫ ♫ Everything we'd ever want ♫ ♫ So we're right, we're right ♫ ♫ We're right where we belong ♫ Citizens: ♫ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♫ ♫ Ba-ba-da ♫ ♫ We're right where we belong ♫
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