"Okay, Lincoln needs his permission slip signed, Lynn has soccer practice, Luan's pig juggling seminar is moved to next week, right."
Honey, can you proof this? Sergei is letting me create the menu this week and I need to make a good impression."
"Ah, sweet, you found my other skate. Thanks, Mom."
"If you can't share it...
...Probably not the best philosophy
Luan is definitely in high school
Like Mother like daughter
"Ugh, Mom, that vest is a no."
"UGH! But, I need you to wash my uniform!"
"Ah, another wonderful day."
"Ah! Come on, lady! You're taking up two spots!"
"Well, I can't wait here all night. There's more than one way to get a ticket."
"So, did you not see the sign?"
"Section four-fifteen, bylaw W: willfully destroying an old radio, see."
"I know I've said it before, but this time I really mean it, I'm finally ready to go home."
Officer Schoffner's News.
"Mom, can you help me with my homework?"
"Hey, Mom, why is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark a period? Because it marks the end of a sentence. Get it?"
"Mom, you gotta check out my new batting stance."
"Imagine this dress, but in mauve."
"Uh, quick Q about the water bill."
🎵In the big house, in the BIG HOUSE🎵
"Yeah, Now I understand why you needed a break."
"If you ever need some more time off, just meet me at the tow zone."