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S1E02B Lincoln observes his empty trophy case I've tried everything to get into this trophy case.
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The following is a transcript for the episode "Roadie to Nowhere".

Script

[Outside the Loud House, Chunk is parked in the driveway shining his shoes, Luna, carrying her axe, approaches him]
Luna: Yo, Chunk, right on time dude.
Chunk: I slept in your driveway, so I wouldn't be late. [Opens up curtain inside his van]
Luna: Whoa, that's hardcore bro.
Chunk: Load it, drive it, rig it, repeat. That's the life of a rock n' roll roadie isn't it?
Lynn Sr: [Grunts while carrying one of Luna's amplifiers, speaking in a british accent] Ello, 'ello, Chunk. Pip pip cheerio--oh!
[Lynn Sr. nearly drops the piece of equipment, but chunk catches it and places it on the van]
Luna: [To Chunk, while trying to make sure her father didn't hear] Don't mind my dad, he spent one semester abroad and he thinks he's a brit.
Chunk: Ha, ha, that's alright love. [Goes to secure the rest of Luna's equipment onto the van, speaking in a heavy British accent] watch at me china all the may west of the Dutchess of fire for the wee dust bin lids to?
Lynn Sr.: [Having no idea what Chunk just said, and still in a british accent] Uh, right, eh couldn't agree more.
[Chunk enters his van, Luna pops out the other sunroof]
Luna: Catch you later pop-star.
[She and Chuck drive away]
Lynn Sr.: Good luck at your audition honey. [Once they're out of sight, pulls out a British to American dictionary] Wee dust bin lids, must be in here somewhere.


[In the high school auditorium, the stage lights are off as Luna starts playing, and they come on and Luna starts singing]

"♫Dropping records on a weekly basis.

[Guitar riff]
Playing shows in exotic places.
[Guitar riff]
Rockin' out to a cheering crowd.
[Guitar riff]
Hear them screaming Luna Loud.
[Guitar riff]
My favorite colors are platinum and gold.
Bein' a rock star never gets old.
My life is a dream [brief pause] a crazy rock and roll dream.
[Guitar riff, Chunk tip toes out and places a second guitar around Luna's neck and Luna manages to play both]
♫"

Stage Dive!

[Luna throws herself off the stage, not realizing that there are only three people, who she just lands on]
Luna: [Helps her teacher up] Sorry dude, I hope I passed the audition.
Ms. Vaporciyan: [Shakes the stars out of her eyes] Oh, you did more than pass. You're gonna be headlining the Royal Rumble, congratulations dear.
Chunk: Smashing love, your biggest gig yet.
Luna: Waoo! Next stop, rock and roll fame!
Ms. Vaporciyan: [Recognizing Luna's roadie] Is, is that Chester Monk?
Chunk: The one and only, great to see you Ms. Vaporciyan. [Picks up Luna's guitars and walks away]
Luna : [Amazed] Woah! You know Chunk?
Ms. Vaporciyan: I was his first teacher when he moved here from England. I always thought he was gonna be such a big rock star. You know, he headlined the Rumble too.
Luna: He did?



Rita: "What is this?"
Flip: "My meat bowler, a tooth fell out so I made a replacement with some beef jerky"
[That flabbergasts Luna, causing her to faint]

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