The following is a transcript for the "Robot Sitcom" short.
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[Inside Lisa's underground bunker Todd, Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, and FriendBot 1000 are sitting on couch and watching TV.] FriendBot 1000: I am so stoked about the Dream Boat finale. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Me too, FriendBot 1000. [Todd uses its magnet to attract the remote control and tries to turn the TV on, but it doesn't work.] Todd: Arg. The entertainment cube is nonfunctional. [The audience laughs.] FriendBot 1000: Should we call our landlady? Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Lisa forbid us to bother her during her lab hours. [The audience laughs. Todd approaches the TV and hits it.] Todd: Never mind. It is just unplugged. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, I assume this was your doing. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms:[offended] Why are you always piling on me, Todd? [The audience laugh. Todd notices another plug in electric socket. It leads to Toaster, which has toasted a bagel. All three robots approach Toaster.] Todd: It was Toaster! He used the outlet to reheat a ding-ding bagel. I call a family meeting. Toaster, you are not invited. [The audience laughs. All three robots approach go to other part of the bunker.] Todd: Guys, I have had it with Toaster. He never walks Tentacle. [Tentacle growls inside its dog house.] Todd: And he is always making the house smell like burnt garlic. [Toaster releases some smoke. The audience laughs.] Todd: I vote that we subtract his metal butt and get a new roommate. All those in favor, say "Aye". All three robots: Aye. [All three robots approach Toaster.] Todd: Sorry amigo, but you are toasted. [The audience laughs. FriendBot 1000 and Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms are sitting on couch and playing cards. Todd enters the bunker.] Todd: Guys, say "hello" to our new roomie, first name Teddy, last name Bear. [Todd presents a robot dressed as plush toy. The audience applause.] Teddy: Hi, I'm Teddy and I wanna be your friend. FriendBot 1000: I like this guy already. [Teddy squeaks and jumps on the couch. The audience laughs.] Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms:[annoyed] Hey now, that is my spot. Teddy:[grabbing remote control] I guess someone's never heard of sharing. [Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms freaks out and zaps the room with its laser eyes.] FriendBot 1000: Why don't we just chill out and watch entertainment cube? Teddy: Why watch, when we can play? [Teddy jumps up and brandishes water guns.] Teddy: Water gun fight! [All three robots panic. Teddy squirts them all.] Todd: Stop it! Ouch!
[In the next scene, all three robots return after repair with towels on their bodies.] Todd: I think my circuit board is finally starting to dry out. [The audience laughs. FriendBot 1000 approaches Tentacle's dog house and takes its leash.] FriendBot 1000: Tentacle, it's time to go out for your slither. [FriendBot 1000 goes inside the dog house to take Tentacle.] FriendBot 1000: Tentacle? Come here, boy. [FriendBot 1000 runs from the dog house.] FriendBot 1000: Guys, I cannot find Tentacle. Teddy: He wanted out, so I opened the door. I'm a helpful Teddy! Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms:[furious] What have you done?! He cannot go outside on his own! FriendBot 1000: We must find Tentacle. [All three robots go outside to the backyard and search for Tentacle.] All three robots: Tentacle! Todd: Guys, we should not have been so mean to Toaster. He was a way better roommate than Teddy. If I even see his shiny metal face again, I will apologize. [Cut to a close-up on Lisa, who is watching this from the Loud house's kitchen window. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms and Todd both pass by her.] Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Tentacle! Todd: Tentacle! [Lisa, perplexed by this, lowers herself away from the window. Later, all three robots return to the underground bunker.] FriendBot 1000: I do not like this sad feeling. Can someone reprogram my emotional motherboard? Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: I do not think that will be necessary. Look who has returned. Todd:[approaches the nearby chair to find...] Toaster, you are back! [All three robots approach Toaster and Tentacle. The audience applauds.] Todd: And you found Tentacle. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Toaster, you are the man. Todd: We are so sorry for kicking you out. Can you find it in your mechanical heart to forgive us? [Toaster shows a loaf of bread with burned smiled face.] Todd: Bring it in. Group hug. [Toaster, all three robots and Tentacle hug each other.] FriendBot 1000: By the way, what happened to Teddy? [Toaster shows Teddy's eye.] Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Toaster, remind us to never grind your gears again. [All three robots laugh.]
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