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''[Later, Lincoln goes upstairs and hears nothing but silence. He checks on Lynn and Lana.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hey, guys. How's rugged roommate life going?"<br />''[There's a mud puddle on the floor.]''<br /><b>Lana:</b> "Lynn let me bring my mud."<br /><b>Lynn:</b> "It's perfect for rugby practice." ''[sways a bit and dives into the mud]'' "Score!"<br /><b>Lana:</b> ''[licks the mud]'' "Good stuff."<br />''[Lincoln wipes the mud on his face off and checks on Lori and Lily.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[laughing at her phone]'' "Literally."<br /><b>Lily:</b> ''[laughing at <u>her</u> phone]'' "Lil-lilly."<br />''[Lincoln smiles at their bond and checks on Lisa and Luna.]''<br /><b>Luna:</b> ''[drumming]'' "YO, LIS! IS THIS VOLUME OKAY?!"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[working on her chemistry]'' "ACES! HOW'S <u>THIS</u> VOLUME?!"<br />''[She pours in a chemical that causes an explosion, which Luna likes. Lincoln goes over to check on Lola and Lucy who are having a tea party with Edwin and Lola's baby doll as guests. Lola pours in her doll's tea, but Lucy stops her from pouring Edwin's.]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "Thanks, but he only drinks blood."<br /><b>Lola:</b> "No problem." ''[switches the teapot out for kettles filled with different types of blood.]'' "Does he take O Positive or B Negative?"<br />''[Lucy and Lincoln smile, and the brother checks on Leni and Luan.]''<br /><b>Luan:</b> ''[practicing with Mr. Coconuts]'' "Hey, Mr. Coconuts, what did the sushi say to the bee? ''Wasa-bee!''"<br /><b>Leni:</b> ''[laughing like crazy]'' "Luan, stop it!" ''[laughs so hard she falls back on the beanbag.]''<br />''[Lincoln is happy at this and goes back to his room to tell Clyde the good news on his laptop.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hey, Clyde."<br /><b>Clyde:</b> ''[wearing a chef outfit]'' "Oh, hey, Lincoln. I was just giving myself the ten minute trifle challenge." ''[frosts a cake]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "So, guess what? I gave my sisters the compatibility test, they changed rooms, and it's working like a dream! You hear how quiet it is?"<br />''[At that moment...]''<br /><b>Lynn:</b> ''[off-screen]'' "DANG IT, LANA!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[calmly]'' "Uh, probably just a little glitch. I'll call you back." ''[goes to Lana and Lynn's room]''<br /><b>Lynn:</b> ''[fighting a snake with her hockey stick.]'' "Get your dumb snake off my lucky jersey!"<br /><b>Lana:</b> "If she's so dumb, how'd she find all your protein bars when you were asleep, huh?"<br />''[Lynn growls and snaps her hockey stick in fury, much to Lincoln's worry.]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> ''[off-screen]'' "You monster!"<br />''[Lincoln checks on Lucy and Lola]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "What have you done to Edwin?" ''[shows him sporting a color scheme like Lola's.]''<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Brought him into the 21st century. You're welcome!"<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "That's my <u>least</u> favorite century."<br />''[Lily starts crying and Lincoln rushes to her and Lori.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "What's going on?"<br /><b>Lori:</b> "I accidentally stepped on Lily's phone and she's making a huge deal!"<br />''[Lily suddenly takes a picture of Lori from a certain angle.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[fiercely]'' "DON'T YOU DARE POST THOSE!"<br />''[Lily giggles wickedly and posts the photos which reveal Lori having double chins.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[horrified as she screams; a loud glass shattering sound is heard and Lisa screams; Lincoln checks on her and Luna.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[with her glasses broken]'' "I specifically told you never to play any note above a D6!"<br /><b>Luna:</b> "Better check that 'tude, dude! Nobody tells me how to shred."<br />''[Leni is still laughing at Luan]''<br /><b>Luan:</b> ''[annoyed]'' "Leni, stop laughing. All I said is I have to pee."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "How do you come up with this stuff?"<br />''[Leni keeps laughing while Luan exasperatedly goes to the bathroom. The other sisters in anger gather around to complain.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> "Lincoln's lame test didn't work."<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Yeah. There's no way I'm compatible with Spooky."<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "Oh, you wanna go, Princess?"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[breaking them up]'' "Easy, easy. We can fix this. There must be a flaw in Lincoln's testing algorithm." |
''[Later, Lincoln goes upstairs and hears nothing but silence. He checks on Lynn and Lana.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hey, guys. How's rugged roommate life going?"<br />''[There's a mud puddle on the floor.]''<br /><b>Lana:</b> "Lynn let me bring my mud."<br /><b>Lynn:</b> "It's perfect for rugby practice." ''[sways a bit and dives into the mud]'' "Score!"<br /><b>Lana:</b> ''[licks the mud]'' "Good stuff."<br />''[Lincoln wipes the mud on his face off and checks on Lori and Lily.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[laughing at her phone]'' "Literally."<br /><b>Lily:</b> ''[laughing at <u>her</u> phone]'' "Lil-lilly."<br />''[Lincoln smiles at their bond and checks on Lisa and Luna.]''<br /><b>Luna:</b> ''[drumming]'' "YO, LIS! IS THIS VOLUME OKAY?!"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[working on her chemistry]'' "ACES! HOW'S <u>THIS</u> VOLUME?!"<br />''[She pours in a chemical that causes an explosion, which Luna likes. Lincoln goes over to check on Lola and Lucy who are having a tea party with Edwin and Lola's baby doll as guests. Lola pours in her doll's tea, but Lucy stops her from pouring Edwin's.]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "Thanks, but he only drinks blood."<br /><b>Lola:</b> "No problem." ''[switches the teapot out for kettles filled with different types of blood.]'' "Does he take O Positive or B Negative?"<br />''[Lucy and Lincoln smile, and the brother checks on Leni and Luan.]''<br /><b>Luan:</b> ''[practicing with Mr. Coconuts]'' "Hey, Mr. Coconuts, what did the sushi say to the bee? ''Wasa-bee!''"<br /><b>Leni:</b> ''[laughing like crazy]'' "Luan, stop it!" ''[laughs so hard she falls back on the beanbag.]''<br />''[Lincoln is happy at this and goes back to his room to tell Clyde the good news on his laptop.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hey, Clyde."<br /><b>Clyde:</b> ''[wearing a chef outfit]'' "Oh, hey, Lincoln. I was just giving myself the ten minute trifle challenge." ''[frosts a cake]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "So, guess what? I gave my sisters the compatibility test, they changed rooms, and it's working like a dream! You hear how quiet it is?"<br />''[At that moment...]''<br /><b>Lynn:</b> ''[off-screen]'' "DANG IT, LANA!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[calmly]'' "Uh, probably just a little glitch. I'll call you back." ''[goes to Lana and Lynn's room]''<br /><b>Lynn:</b> ''[fighting a snake with her hockey stick.]'' "Get your dumb snake off my lucky jersey!"<br /><b>Lana:</b> "If she's so dumb, how'd she find all your protein bars when you were asleep, huh?"<br />''[Lynn growls and snaps her hockey stick in fury, much to Lincoln's worry.]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> ''[off-screen]'' "You monster!"<br />''[Lincoln checks on Lucy and Lola]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "What have you done to Edwin?" ''[shows him sporting a color scheme like Lola's.]''<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Brought him into the 21st century. You're welcome!"<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "That's my <u>least</u> favorite century."<br />''[Lily starts crying and Lincoln rushes to her and Lori.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "What's going on?"<br /><b>Lori:</b> "I accidentally stepped on Lily's phone and she's making a huge deal!"<br />''[Lily suddenly takes a picture of Lori from a certain angle.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[fiercely]'' "DON'T YOU DARE POST THOSE!"<br />''[Lily giggles wickedly and posts the photos which reveal Lori having double chins.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[horrified as she screams; a loud glass shattering sound is heard and Lisa screams; Lincoln checks on her and Luna.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[with her glasses broken]'' "I specifically told you never to play any note above a D6!"<br /><b>Luna:</b> "Better check that 'tude, dude! Nobody tells me how to shred."<br />''[Leni is still laughing at Luan]''<br /><b>Luan:</b> ''[annoyed]'' "Leni, stop laughing. All I said is I have to pee."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "How do you come up with this stuff?"<br />''[Leni keeps laughing while Luan exasperatedly goes to the bathroom. The other sisters in anger gather around to complain.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> "Lincoln's lame test didn't work."<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Yeah. There's no way I'm compatible with Spooky."<br /><b>Lucy:</b> "Oh, you wanna go, Princess?"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[breaking them up]'' "Easy, easy. We can fix this. There must be a flaw in Lincoln's testing algorithm." |
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− | ''[Lisa is checking the test again]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Hmm...<b>Ace Savvy's Superhero Duo Quiz: Find your partner in crime-fighting?</b> <u>This</u> is the amazingly accurate compatibility test that led you to uproot the entire household?"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "It was dead-on about me and Clyde."<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Yes! You two are compatible because you're both dunces!" ''[to her sisters]'' "Everyone, remain calm. We can still determine the optimal roommate arrangement. Just need to use <u>actual</u> science." ''[reveals a matchup computer in her room]'' "I invented this baby to help Pop-Pop find a soulmate, but he wasn't ready for love again." ''[puts in data]'' "I simply input everyone's data in the form of report cards, journals, medical records and DNA samples."<br /><b>Luan:</b> ''[suspicious]'' "Uh...how'd you get our DNA samples?""<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[feigning innocence]'' "Did I say DNA samples?"<br />''[The computer prints out the results.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "And voila. Our perfect matches. Lori and Lola will be together since they both excel in social situations and possess an authoritarian nature."<br />''[Lori and Lola notice Lana and Charles chewing on shoes and shout in unison.]''<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Drop it, Lana!"<br /><b>Lori:</b> "Drop it, Charles!"<br />''[Lana and Charles drop it and Lola and Lori look at each other surprised.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Leni will be rooming with Lynn."<br /><b>Leni and Lynn:</b> "Wait. Why are we together? That doesn't make any sense. We don't even have anything in common!" ''[look at each other in confusion.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Luna will be with Lana since both enjoy garage-based hobbies and wield a wicked axe."<br />''[Luna, holding her guitar, and Lana, holding an inflatable play ax, look at each other.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Luan will be with Lucy because of their shared creativity and unusual proclivity for befriending inanimate objects."<br />''[The inanimate objects in question are Mr. Coconuts and Edwin, and Luan and Lucy look at each other.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Lily will be with Lincoln-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why am <u>I</u> included?"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "It's self-evident. To find the most accurate sibling matches, one must include all the siblings."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[suspicious]'' "Wait, I see what's going on. Isn't it convenient that everyone has a roommate except ''you''?"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Actually, I prefer cohabitation so that I have a built-in test subject. But it seems I match with no one. It's a head-scratcher."<br />''[She scratches her head which causes her hair to fall off revealing her brain pulsating from her cranium which her siblings gasp at the sight of in horror.]'' |
+ | ''[Lisa is checking the test again]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Hmm...<b>Ace Savvy's Superhero Duo Quiz: Find your partner in crime-fighting?</b> <u>This</u> is the amazingly accurate compatibility test that led you to uproot the entire household?"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "It was dead-on about me and Clyde."<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Yes! You two are compatible because you're both dunces!" ''[to her sisters]'' "Everyone, remain calm. We can still determine the optimal roommate arrangement. Just need to use <u>actual</u> science." ''[reveals a matchup computer in her room]'' "I invented this baby to help Pop-Pop find a soulmate, but he wasn't ready for love again." ''[puts in data]'' "I simply input everyone's data in the form of report cards, journals, medical records and DNA samples."<br /><b>Luan:</b> ''[suspicious]'' "Uh...how'd you get our DNA samples?""<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[feigning innocence]'' "Did I say DNA samples?"<br />''[The computer prints out the results.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "And voila. Our perfect matches. Lori and Lola will be together since they both excel in social situations and possess an authoritarian nature."<br />''[Lori and Lola notice Lana and Charles chewing on shoes and shout in unison.]''<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Drop it, Lana!"<br /><b>Lori:</b> "Drop it, Charles!"<br />''[Lana and Charles drop it and Lola and Lori look at each other surprised.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Leni will be rooming with Lynn."<br /><b>Leni and Lynn:</b> "Wait. Why are we together? That doesn't make any sense. We don't even have anything in common!" ''[look at each other in confusion.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Luna will be with Lana since both enjoy garage-based hobbies and wield a wicked axe."<br />''[Luna, holding her guitar, and Lana, holding an inflatable play ax, look at each other.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Luan will be with Lucy because of their shared creativity and unusual proclivity for befriending inanimate objects."<br />''[The inanimate objects in question are Mr. Coconuts and Edwin, and Luan and Lucy look at each other.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Lily will be with Lincoln-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why am <u>I</u> included?"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "It's self-evident. To find the most accurate sibling matches, one must include all the siblings."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[suspicious]'' "Wait, I see what's going on. Isn't it convenient that everyone has a roommate except ''you''?"<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Actually, I prefer cohabitation so that I have a built-in test subject. But it seems I match with no one. It's a head-scratcher."<br />''[She scratches her head which causes her hair to fall off revealing her brain pulsating from her cranium which causes her siblings to gasp at the sight of it in horror.]'' |
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''[Later, Lincoln is reluctantly moving in with Lily.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Darn Lisa thinks she's so smart just because her brain's green." ''[notices Lily]'' "Now, Lily, if we're gonna be roomies-"<br /><b>Lily:</b> ''[pops up]'' "Peek-a-boo!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "You'll need to set down some-"<br /><b>Lily:</b> ''[interrupting]'' "Yah-boo!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Ground rules, and-"<br />''[Lily sneezes on him which knocks him out and giggles at it. Later that night, Lincoln can't sleep because Lily is babbling until she falls asleep and snores.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[relieved]'' "Finally." ''[lays down but hears an intense fart.]'' "Oh, no..."<br />''[The smell covers his area. He pounds on Lisa's door and she lets him in.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Guess what, Ms. Smarty Pants? There must be a flaw in <u>your</u> testing algorithm because Lily and I are definitely <u>not</u> compatible."<br />''[Lisa goes over to the computer to reevaluate and gets a shocking result.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Oh, dear. This is what we in the scientific community call an oopsie. Everyone matched at over 90%, but it appears you and Lily only matched at 17%."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Aha! Then this whole thing is bogus, and I'm calling it off! We are switching back."<br />''[He storms out and goes over to Luna and Lana's room, but hears laughter. Lana dumps mud all over Luna's timpani drums and Luna bangs and splashes a good beat.]''<br /><b>Luna:</b> "We make a great team, Lans!"<br />''[Lincoln is shocked and hears Leni laughing and sees Lynn bench-pressing her.]''<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Whoo!" ''[laughs]''<br /><b>Lynn:</b> ''[grunting]'' "Thanks for letting me bench-press you. You're, like, the perfect weight."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Well, thank <u>you</u>. 'Cause you're helping me decorate the ceiling." ''[puts a sticker on the ceiling along with some others she put on.]''<br />''[Lincoln is shocked at that and goes to see Lucy and Luan who are playing poker with their soulmates.]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> ''[dealing]'' "I have ace high. Edwin has two pair."<br /><b>Luan:</b> "I've got a full house." ''[as Mr. Coconuts]'' "''And I've got a four of a kind. Just like us, right, gang?''" ''[laughs with Lucy]'' "You're so funny, Mr. Coconuts."<br />''[Lincoln is flabbergasted at seeing them get along.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[unhappy]'' "No!"<br />''[Hearing that makes Lincoln smile and he checks on her and Lola.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[on her phone]'' "Not that shirt, Bobby. The one <u>I</u> got you!"<br /><b>Lola:</b> ''[shaking her fist]'' "You'd better still have it, Bobby!"<br />''[They hang up on a frightened Bobby.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> "Good. Now let's call that pageant judge who gave you a 4." ''[dials the judge's number]''<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Oh, this should be good."<br />''[Lincoln sighs, gives up, and goes back to his new room, reading a comic book with a flashlight where he finds Lily drooled all over it.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[disgusted]'' "Ugh. Lily!" ''[gets a call from Clyde on video chat]'' "Hey, Clyde."<br /><b>Clyde:</b> "Hey, Lincoln. How did that roommate swap turn out?"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not so great for me. I ended up rooming with Lily."<br /><b>Clyde:</b> "What? That's not fair. You have to get your sisters to switch back."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "I was going to, Clyde, but they all seem so happy now. I don't wanna ruin it for them, so I'll just have to take one for the team."<br />''[Unbeknownst to him, Lucy, Lana, and Leni overheard him.]''<br /><b>Clyde:</b> "You're a great brother, Lincoln. I'm gonna make you the best Crêpe Suzette ever." |
''[Later, Lincoln is reluctantly moving in with Lily.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Darn Lisa thinks she's so smart just because her brain's green." ''[notices Lily]'' "Now, Lily, if we're gonna be roomies-"<br /><b>Lily:</b> ''[pops up]'' "Peek-a-boo!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "You'll need to set down some-"<br /><b>Lily:</b> ''[interrupting]'' "Yah-boo!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Ground rules, and-"<br />''[Lily sneezes on him which knocks him out and giggles at it. Later that night, Lincoln can't sleep because Lily is babbling until she falls asleep and snores.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[relieved]'' "Finally." ''[lays down but hears an intense fart.]'' "Oh, no..."<br />''[The smell covers his area. He pounds on Lisa's door and she lets him in.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Guess what, Ms. Smarty Pants? There must be a flaw in <u>your</u> testing algorithm because Lily and I are definitely <u>not</u> compatible."<br />''[Lisa goes over to the computer to reevaluate and gets a shocking result.]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> "Oh, dear. This is what we in the scientific community call an oopsie. Everyone matched at over 90%, but it appears you and Lily only matched at 17%."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Aha! Then this whole thing is bogus, and I'm calling it off! We are switching back."<br />''[He storms out and goes over to Luna and Lana's room, but hears laughter. Lana dumps mud all over Luna's timpani drums and Luna bangs and splashes a good beat.]''<br /><b>Luna:</b> "We make a great team, Lans!"<br />''[Lincoln is shocked and hears Leni laughing and sees Lynn bench-pressing her.]''<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Whoo!" ''[laughs]''<br /><b>Lynn:</b> ''[grunting]'' "Thanks for letting me bench-press you. You're, like, the perfect weight."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Well, thank <u>you</u>. 'Cause you're helping me decorate the ceiling." ''[puts a sticker on the ceiling along with some others she put on.]''<br />''[Lincoln is shocked at that and goes to see Lucy and Luan who are playing poker with their soulmates.]''<br /><b>Lucy:</b> ''[dealing]'' "I have ace high. Edwin has two pair."<br /><b>Luan:</b> "I've got a full house." ''[as Mr. Coconuts]'' "''And I've got a four of a kind. Just like us, right, gang?''" ''[laughs with Lucy]'' "You're so funny, Mr. Coconuts."<br />''[Lincoln is flabbergasted at seeing them get along.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[unhappy]'' "No!"<br />''[Hearing that makes Lincoln smile and he checks on her and Lola.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> ''[on her phone]'' "Not that shirt, Bobby. The one <u>I</u> got you!"<br /><b>Lola:</b> ''[shaking her fist]'' "You'd better still have it, Bobby!"<br />''[They hang up on a frightened Bobby.]''<br /><b>Lori:</b> "Good. Now let's call that pageant judge who gave you a 4." ''[dials the judge's number]''<br /><b>Lola:</b> "Oh, this should be good."<br />''[Lincoln sighs, gives up, and goes back to his new room, reading a comic book with a flashlight where he finds Lily drooled all over it.]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[disgusted]'' "Ugh. Lily!" ''[gets a call from Clyde on video chat]'' "Hey, Clyde."<br /><b>Clyde:</b> "Hey, Lincoln. How did that roommate swap turn out?"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not so great for me. I ended up rooming with Lily."<br /><b>Clyde:</b> "What? That's not fair. You have to get your sisters to switch back."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "I was going to, Clyde, but they all seem so happy now. I don't wanna ruin it for them, so I'll just have to take one for the team."<br />''[Unbeknownst to him, Lucy, Lana, and Leni overheard him.]''<br /><b>Clyde:</b> "You're a great brother, Lincoln. I'm gonna make you the best Crêpe Suzette ever." |
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The following is a transcript for the episode "Room with a Feud". Script[Lincoln is watching a baking show on TV while eating popcorn.] [The kids are all in Lori and Leni's room. The sisters are still unhappy.] [Later, Lincoln goes upstairs and hears nothing but silence. He checks on Lynn and Lana.] [Lisa is checking the test again] [Later, Lincoln is reluctantly moving in with Lily.] [The next day, Lincoln wakes up and finds that he's back in his old room.] |