"Karen should totes pick Bronson, he's...so gorge, I can't even..."
"No way, dude! What about Brock?"
"He wrote her that sweet jam."
"He gives me the creeps."
"I like Bryant! He's so romantic."
"'North Star'? Ach, poppycock. Tree moss is a far more reliable means of navigation, given that it only grows on the north side of trees."
"I like Blaine. I bet he can bench 300 pounds, maybe 320 with a spot!"
"Blaine? But he wore flip flops to their first date!"
"You're, like...literally one of the girls!"
"Thanks Lincoln. I always mess up my right hand."
"SOMEONE PUT HER FUNERAL DRESS IN THE WASH WITH ALL OF MY PAGEANT GOWNS."
"UGH! I can't rip you apart if you're already DEAD!"
"These accessories will make our outfits rockin'!"
"I can wear this poncho for all five seasons!"
"Is spending all my time around girls turning me into one?"
"What did I miss? Did Blaine finally put on some loafers?"
"This show's lame. Let's watch guy stuff."
"Are you ready to get extreme?"
"No camping, extreme danger!"
"It has its own veranda."
"My Dad made my favorite."
"Tough guys let it all out."
"I'm fine, I landed on a really soft rock."
Lincoln: "Not a rock, moose!"
"Ha! Nothing tough guys like us can't handle."
"I'm fine, I landed on a really soft rock. Not a rock, a bee hive!"
"We're gonna need a bigger window, though."
"How we gonna move this Bad Boy?"
"Step aside, I got this. You gotta lift with your legs, not your back. You see?"
"How do you balance in those?"
"Great tip, Lincoln. It really worked."
"I don't think you have to do the wave."
"This one's really just a rock."