"Half of us will be staying at Pop Pops' at Sunset Canyon."
"I can't go to Aunt Ruths'. Last time, I literally got botulism from expired yogurt."
"Yeah, I'm out too. Her water contains unsafe levels of chromium six."
"I also must decline. Her cats hate me. Even the black ones."
"We're draw names from a hat. That's the only fair way."
"AUNT RUTH! DANG IT, THIS IS SO UNFAIR."