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"Santa Claus Is Naughty This Year", erroneously misspelled "Santa Clause Is Naughty This Year" on the official soundtrack, is a song written for A Loud House Christmas Movie: Naughty or Nice. It is sung by Naughty Santa Claus, where he tells Lincoln his plans of changing up Christmas, while simultaneously thanking him for helping him unleash his evil side.

Lyrics[]

[Lincoln]
Ugh, don't tell me you have a song.
[Naughty Santa]
Oh, you know I do.
[Lincoln]
Dang it.
[Naughty Santa]
I'm not your jolly Santa Claus
Cuz that guy, he ain't it
And it's my turn to spend some time on the other side of the list
I've been nice for much too long
I'm done with spreading cheer
So, I've got a few little changes I want to make this year
[Lincoln]
Changes? [chuckles nervously] Like, nothing major, though. Right?
[Naughty Santa]
Well, first I think we'll change the name to something a bit more fun
I'm thinking "Merry Disgustingmas" might roll right off the tongue
Let's nix the reindeer and chuck the sleigh
The holly's sharp, so we can stay
'Cause naughty is the way
Let's blow the old Christmas away!
Lincoln, I want to thank you for your help, 'cuz I'm about to
Turn nice into naughty
And I could not have done it without you!
[Lincoln]
Wait, what?!
[Naughty Santa]
(I'm naughty!) I never thought I'd be this mean!
(I'm naughty!) I'm getting good at being obscene!
(I'm naughty!) And kid, I owe it all to you!
(I'm naughty!) And this ain't a game for us!
(I'm naughty!) I'm downright dangerous!
(I'm naughty!) Now let me give you one last thing to fear
'Cuz Santa Claus is naughty this year!
[Lincoln]
Uh, Mr. Kringle, sir? I don't really like this idea. I think you've gone too far.
[Naughty Santa]
Ah, ha ha. Lincoln, don't forget this was your idea. And frankly, I don't think we've gone far enough.
[Lincoln]
Oh...
[Naughty Santa]
Bring forth an evil veil of darkness to swallow what remains!
And Christmas Eve is never going to be the same again!
And who's the boy that opened up my eyes and made me proud?
Who made Christmas terrible?
His name is Lincoln Loud!
[Lincoln]
Wasn’t the plan!
[Naughty Santa]
(I'm naughty!) I never thought I'd be this mean!
(I'm naughty!) I'm getting good at being obscene
(I'm naughty!) And kid, I owe it all to you!
(I'm naughty!) And this ain't a game for us!
(I'm naughty!) I'm downright dangerous!
(I'm naughty!) Now let me give you one last thing to fear!
You better watch out
You better be bad
You better turn your smile into a sneer
'Cuz Santa Claus is naughty this year!


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