"It's true; Gus is debuting a new pizza flavor today. And word on the street is, it's watermelon molé."
"Guys, check out these sick moves I've got planned for the Dance Battle game."
"Dad, what are you doing here? Did you forget I'm hanging with the dawg squad today?"
"I'm in a real polyester pickle. My fabric guy sent me the wrong swatches, and now I have to drive to Hazeltucky and exchange them for something more suitable."
"Anyhoo, I need you to watch the store until I get back it should only take a few hours."
Rodney's giving the Puppy Dog Pout.
"...a better way to spend my afternoon. Happy to help, Dad."
"For satisfaction guaranteed, learn what a dude wants and what a dude needs."
"Rusty, this was an awesome idea to hang out while you're working."
"Hey, Rusty, don't take this the wrong way but don't you have to work?"
"I forgot to mention that a big customer is coming by around closing time to pick up his pants. They're the tight white pair from the tailoring rack."
"You're in trouble, sales boy."
"And no pressure, but this client has the power to make or break Duds for Dudes with just one social media post. Keep it on the DL but… It's Mick Swagger!"
"Hey, Rusty, what's going on?"
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