[Open with Lincoln's laptop sitting on his bed displaying a blank note page. Inside his bedroom, Lincoln and Clyde are currently pondering, the former flying a paper plane, while the latter squeezes a stress ball. Lincoln suddenly gets an idea about something, causing Clyde to perk up, but shakes his head, rejecting said idea, as the boys go back to pondering.]
Clyde: "BANANAS FOSTER!"
[Lincoln gets startled, causing his paper plane to fly into Clyde's hair]
Clyde: "In English class, Mrs. Salter just says to yell random words to ease writers block." [Starts pacing back and forth thinking, while squeezing the stress ball]
Lincoln: [To the viewers] "Welcome to the writers room. Clyde and I are working on the script for our next David Steele fan film, and I tell ya, there's tons of pressure to make this our best one ever."
Clyde: "SNICKERDOODLES!"
[Lincoln gasps in fright, but then collects himself as he resumes talking to the viewers]
Lincoln: "You see," [Turns his laptop to the viewers] "our online followers have been pretty vocal lately about our films getting... boring. Ricky is Picky sums it up best in his latest reaction video."
[Lincoln's laptop shows a video of Ricky reviewing one of their previous David Steele fan films, where Ricky looks at a scene of Lincoln dodging a slow moving dart. Ricky then gives a thumbs down while blowing a raspberry, while several thumbs downs and poop signs fill up the screen.]
Lincoln: [To the viewers] "This goes on for like, 45 minutes, and has more views than our movie, so for our next project, Clyde and I really need to wow our followers with an exciting new villain. The problem is... we can't think of one."
Clyde: "CHEESECAKE TURNOVERS!"
[Lincoln gets startled again]
Clyde: "Okay, Clyde, really pushing the desserts today. Here, let me switch to the savoury side of my brain."
Lincoln: [Gasps] "Switch! Clyde, that's it! A villain who was once an agent with Steele and Alloy, but switched to the other side and joined MALICE!"
Clyde: [Squeezing the stress ball in excitement] "Yes! A story of ultimate betrayal!" [gasps] "And that's her name. Bee-Trayal!"
Lincoln: [Gasps] "And, wait for it... She's a bee themed villain!"
Clyde: "YES!" [Squeezes the stress ball too hard, causing it to burst and spray the stuff inside all over Lincoln and the laptop] "I owe you a stress ball... and a laptop."
[In the living room, The Dream Boat plays on TV]
Dream Boat Announcer: "We now return to The Dream Boat."
Chadly: "Chelsea, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met, on a boat."
Chelsea: "OM-Gosh, Chadly. Nobody has ever said that to me before, on a boat. I'm gonna blow the connection horn!"
[On the couch, Luan and Lola are watching in excitement. Suddenly they hear a stampede from upstairs as Lincoln and Clyde rush downstairs with pages in hand. They run in front of the TV in excitement]
Lincoln: "We've got big news!"
[Lola turns off the TV]
Clyde: "We've finished writing the script for our GREATEST DAVID STEELE FAN FILM, EVER!"
Lincoln: "And there's someone we want to play the starring role."
Lola: "You and everybody else. I'll let you work out all the silly little salary details with my agent." [Talks aside to Mr. Sprinkles] "Nothing less than half a mill."
Lincoln: "Actually, we wanna offer the part to Luan. Since she's a professional actor, we think she'd really bring our latest villain to life."
Lola: "Ugh! You want a villain, mister? Try looking in the mirror!" [Angrily hops off the couch and walks away, taking Mr. Sprinkles with her]
Luan: "Baddie, huh? I never played one before. Sounds like it's a great opportunity to stretch my acting chops. This will call for the Luan Loud Deep Dive Technique to get into character."
[Lincoln and Clyde glance at one another]
Clyde: "Just to be clear, our budget is eleven dollars and a handful of Games and Grub tokens, so we can't pay much. But we guarantee lots of buzz from our online followers."
Luan: "I'm in!"
Clyde: "Yes!"
Lincoln: "YEAAHH!"
[The scene transitions to a recording camera view of the backyard, which now has a giant wooden beehive standee displayed. Luan pops up in a bee costume]
Luan: [angrily buzzing] "Agent Steele and Alloy refuse to buzz off! Time for this Queen Bee to return to the hive!"
[Luan enters the beehive fortress. Lincoln and Clyde enter the scene in their spy costumes]
Clyde: "Confound it. She's escaped. And that place is guarded by her drone bees. Try to go in, and they'll hit us with their electro stingers."
[A bunch of bee decorated drones fly above their heads]
Lincoln: "That's a chance we're gonna have to take, Alloy. Remember the secret agent mantra;" [Lincoln's face suddenly morphs into David Steele's, while his voice becomes distorted] "Victory is worth the pain."
Clyde: "And cut!" [he and Lincoln go over to the phone on a tripod, where the latter stops the recording] "That's a wrap for today. [looks at his watch] Call time tommorow is 9am."
Lincoln: "Great work today, Luan."
Luan: [approaches the two while buzzing in anger, having not dropped character] "Who're you calling Luan?!! The name is Bee!"
[Luan cackles evilly as she throws pollen in Lincoln and Clyde's faces, causing them to sneeze repeatedly]
Luan: "Surprise pollen attack! You goody-goody agents will never be able to catch me now!"
[Luan runs away]
Clyde: "I did saaaayyy..." [sneezes] "cut! Didn't... I?" [sneezes]
Lincoln: "Must be..." [sneezes] "part of her deep dive tech-"[sneezes] "technique!"
[Lincoln sneezes so hard that he blows himself away, knocking into Clyde. Both of them groan in agony]
[Lincoln and Clyde are now out in the driveway, using a hose to wash the pollen off their faces]
Clyde: [groans] "It's even in the back of my sinus cavity. Hit me again."
[Lincoln sprays the hose up Clyde's nose, causing water to pour out of his ears. Clyde's glasses fall back down on his face as he sighs in relief]
Lana: [offscreen] "Hey, whoever's out in the driveway, it's me, Lana. I need some help in the garage."
[Lincoln pulls open the garage door as he and Clyde go further into the garage to look for her, only to find no one there]
Lincoln: "Lana?" [He and Clyde both look around some more] "Where'd she go?"
[Suddenly, a menacing red eyed Luan, still as Bee-Trayal, peeks out from behind a large pile of boxes]
Luan: [impersonating Lana] "I might bee behind you, Steele!
[Lincoln and Clyde turn around in fright]
Luan: [normal voice] "Sweet revenge!"
[Lincoln and Clyde find out what Luan meant by "sweet revenge", as they look up to find two water balloons filled with honey dangling above their heads, and a pair of scissors connected by a rope prepared to cut them. Luan cackles evilly as she pulls on the rope, allowing the scissors to cut the honey balloons free, causing the balloons to fall on top of them with a splat. Luan then buzzes out an evil laugh similar to a bee, as she zips off. The boys are now on the floor, completely covered in honey as they groan in agony]
Lincoln: "Let's clean the honey off before it gets too sticky and we can't move."
[The boys try to free themselves from the honey puddle, but they're unable to]
Lincoln: "Aaaand... we're too late."
[Back in the driveway, Lincoln is using the hose to wash the honey off of himself, while Clyde is trying to clean some out of his ear. He manages to remove a big lump of honey from his right ear]
Clyde: [shouting] "IT'S EVEN IN MY EAR CANALS!"
Lincoln: [stretches out his suit pants while looking at his butt] "Could be worse."
[Lincoln uses the hose to spray down his pants, causing him to panic]
Lincoln: "Cold, cold coooollld!"
[Lincoln calms down as he continues to clean his butt. Suddenly, a rustling sound can be heard from a bush in a nearby yard. Lincoln and Clyde, still covered in honey, go over to it in suspicion]
Lincoln: [groans] "We know it's you, Luan."
[Suddenly, a drone bee pops out of the bush and begins firing darts at the boys, causing them to scream and run helplessly as it chases them. Luan pops out of the bush with a remote control, as she makes a bee sounding snicker.]
[Return to the driveway, Lincoln and Clyde are now covered in both honey and darts. The former pulls one of the darts off, while the latter is groaning in pain]
Lincoln: [annoyed] "Okay. Enough is enough."
[The boys approach the beehive lair, which now has it's entrance boarded up with a sign that reads "STEELE KEEP OUT"]
Lincoln: "Luan, come out of there. We wanna talk to you, right now!"
Luan: "Buzz off, Agent Steele! The name is Bee-Trayal, and I'm a real honey of a villain."
Lincoln: [groans] "You're Luan, and you're being a real pain in the neck. Literally! And poor Clyde still can't hear with all the honey in his ears."
Clyde: [shouting] "AND I STILL CAN'T HEAR WITH ALL THE HONEY IN MY EARS!"
Luan: "Nice try, Steele and Alloy. You'll never be able to bumble this bee's buzz!"
Lincoln: [enraged] "That's it! We can't take anymore of your deep dive! YOU'RE FIRED!"
Luan: [growls angrily while finally dropping character] "Fine by me! But don't come crawling back, because Luan Loud does not change her technique for anybody!"
Lincoln: [laughs] "We're gonna find somebody who can play the part and not be so... so... SO DING-DANG MUCH! Come on, Clyde!"
[Both of them walk off in a huff]
[Soon, the boys start filming again, with Lincoln holding up a megaphone and Clyde adjusting the phone on the tripod]
Lincoln: [talking through the megaphone] "Okay. Now remember, we're wanting big! Really play it to the camera. And... action!"
[We now see Lucy is playing the part of Bee-Trayal]
Lucy: [In her usual deadpan tone] "Gah. Agent Steele and Alloy refuse to buzz off. Time for this Queen Bee to return to the hive."
Clyde: "Cut!" [nervously] "Wow... you're doing great, Lucy. But, if we can have you do it again..."
Lincoln: "This time, have it go way over the top. You know, like GAH!"
Lucy: [deadpan] "Gah."
Lincoln: [shakes his head] "GAH!!"
Lucy: [deadpan] "Gah."
Lincoln: "GAH!!!"
Lucy: [still deadpan] "Gah."
Lincoln: "GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" [faints from exhaustion]
Lucy: "I'm not hearing a difference."
[Clyde groans while facepalming]
[This time, Leni is now playing Bee-Trayal]
Lincoln: "Alright, Leni, time for the big fight scene. Lets go for a take. You remember where your mark is?"
Leni: "Wait... I don't know anyone named Mark."
Clyde: "We're losing daylight here, people. And... Action!"
[The boys then begin play fighting for their act, but Leni just stands there, flinching on occasion]
Lincoln: [whispering] "Leni, throw your big punch."
Leni: "Oh, right!"
[Leni begins to wind up her fist in anticipation, Lincoln covers his face expecting the first punch... Only for her to boop him on the nose instead]
Leni: "Boop!" [then boops Clyde on the nose] "Boop!"
Lincoln: "CUUUUTT!" Booping is not in the script."
Leni "Yeah, I decided to change it, coz, meanness totes isn't my brand."
[Lincoln gives her an unimpressed look]
[The boys start shooting again, Lincoln looks unimpressed while Clyde adjusts the camera.]
Lincoln: "Ugh. I can't believe he's the only other person we can get to do this."
Clyde: "Yeah, Mr. Sprinkles is holding firm on Lola's fee. I did not expect him to be such a shrewd businessman."
Lincoln: [talking through the megapone] "Okay, Mr. Grouse. And... action."
[Unfortunately, Mr. Grouse is nowhere to be found. Lincoln and Clyde look at each other in confusion]
Lincoln: "Mr. Grouse?" [pulls down the beehive standee to see if he's behind it] "Where'd you go?"
[Pan over to Mr. Grouse's house, where he peaks out the window in costume]
Mr. Grouse: "Sorry, guys. Time for my game shows, it's gonna be a few hours. If I were you I'd come up with a..." [laughs] "...Plan B. Ha! No charge for that one." [goes back inside and closes his window]
[The boys just groan]
[Their final attempt. This time, Tanya is playing Bee-Trayal. Lincoln and Clyde begin their fight scene by play fighting, only for Clyde to kick off her head, causing it to land in a tree.]
Lincoln: [annoyed] "Cut. Clyde, it's your turn to get Tanya's head."
[Clyde begins to climb up the tree]
Clyde: "You know the worst part of it? We created the most amazing villain, and she ends up being played by a dummy."
[Tanya's head falls out of the tree, hitting Clyde on the way down, causing him to slide down the trunk]
Lincoln: "Ugh. Ricky is gonna shred us!"
[Lincoln suddenly imagines himself surrounded by Ricky blowing a raspberry, a thumbs down and a poop sign swirling around him, while an audiences can be heard booing in the background. All Lincoln and Clyde can do is groan as they lose hope. Suddenly, the boys are alerted by Luan screaming from inside the house, who then kicks open open the back door with a frightened expression, sporting a blue sweater, a light blue helmet with a yellow swallowtail shape, two pillows strapped around her body and a cardboard shield on her left hand, while her right one is missing.]
Luan: [panicking] "LINCOLN! CLYDE! IT HAPPENED!! Lisa's robots have finally gone rogue! [falls down the steps landing on the grass]
[Lincoln and Clyde gasp]
Luan: [gets back up, but still panicking] "The whole front of the house is gone, and don't even ask me what happened to Dad! I tried to fight them off, but they TOOK MY HAND!!" [screams] "WE'RE ALL DOOOOOMED!!!" [cries]
[Lincoln screams and runs in panic, while Clyde just cries]
Lincoln: [panicking] "We always said that the world would end in a robot mutiny!"
Clyde: [panicking] "At least we're going out togehter!"
[They both hold each other]
Lincoln: [tears up] "So long, buddy!"
Clyde: [tears up] "Farewell, pal!" [cries]
Luan: "So? What did you guys think? Did I seem convincing?" [The boys suddenly stop crying, as Luan reveals her missing hand from out of her sweater sleeve] "I might need to up the urgency in my performance a little."
Lincoln: [wipes away his tears] "Wait... none of that stuff with the robots was real?"
Luan: [laughs] "Of course not. I was just doing a deep dive for the character I'm playing in a new school play." [goes back into her character as she hides her hand back into sleeve, while she screams and runs off in a state of panic]
[The boys are left speechless.]
Lincoln: "Yet again, ding-dang Luan being so ding-dang much with her commitment!"
Clyde: "Yeah! That was completely uncalled for!"
Lincoln: "And terrifying!"
Clyde: "And kind of..."
Lincoln and Clyde: "Awesome."
Lincoln: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking right now?"
Clyde: "Yes! But if we put Luan back in our movie that means more honey in our crevices."
Lincoln: "Uhh... and more direct stings to the neck."
[Clyde groans at this]
Lincoln: "Well, as David Steele says..." [Lincoln puts on his David Steele face and distorted voice once again.] "Victory is worth the pain." [His face and voice go back to normal] "Looks like these two secret agents need to toughen up..." [Both his and Clyde's faces morph into David Steele's]' "and do whatever it takes."
[Cut to Lincoln and Clyde in the hallway on their knees, begging with puppy eyes.]
Lincoln and Clyde: "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." [both gasp for air] "EEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!!"
[The boys are then revealed to be pleading to Luan outside her bedroom door, while she has an unconvinced look on her face]
Lincoln: "Please be in our film again!"
Clyde: "We need you! You were right, Luan, you don't need to change your technique, because that's exactly what makes your performance so fantastic."
Lincoln: "That's why you're the only one who can bring Bee-Trayal to life."
Clyde: [Hugs Luan] "We're sorry we ever doubted you. We promise we'll never call your deep dive too much, ever again."
Lincoln and Clyde: "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." [both gasp for air] "EEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!!"
[Luan is still not convinced, as she dejectedly slams her door on both of their faces. The boys free their faces from the door, and begin to crawl away, while groaning in sadness... only for the door to open back up to reveal Luan dressed up in her bee costume]
Luan: "So, Steele and Alloy! Think you got this bee boxed in?!! Think again!"
[She jumps over the boys as she runs off, laughing, much to their shock]
Clyde: [excitedly] "WOO-HOO!"
Lincoln: [excitedly] "YEAAAHH!"
[Suddenly, Lola appears next to the boys with Mr. Sprinkles]
Lola: "No need to beg on your knees. I'll do your movie. Just make the check out to Mr. Sprinkles so he can take out his commission."
Lincoln: "Sorry, Lola. Roles been filled."
[Lincoln and Clyde whizz right past her, causing her to spin]
Lola: [dizzy] "We consider a quarter mill!" [falls over]
[Luan as Bee-Trayal lets out an evil bee-like laugh as she prepares throw a punch at Lincoln, but he dodges the shot. Then Clyde comes in and launches with a kick, only for her to dodge it, a brief fight scene ensues, which ends with a slow motion scene of Lincoln making a jump attack towards Bee-Trayal, only for her to dodge it. The camera then zooms out to reveal that this scene is being featured on Ricky is Picky, with Ricky watching the whole thing on his laptop, with the whole thing being shown on Lincoln's own laptop. In Lincoln's room, he and Clyde watch Ricky's review with anticipation]
Lincoln: "Time for the moment of truth."
[Unfortunately, Ricky gives the film a thumbs down while he blows a raspberry, causing the boys to groan in frustration. But then...]
Ricky: "That's what I expected to do before I saw this film. But it's actually awesome! Bee-Trayal is everything!"
[Ricky's screen then fills up with thumbs ups and clapping sings across the screen, with an audience cheering in the background. Lincoln and Clyde are shocked at first, but then they jump up and down on the bed in celebration.]
Lincoln: "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"
Clyde: "YES! WOO-HOO!"
[They both high five... however, their celebration is short lived when Luan kicks open the door, startling the boys. Luan is still in character as Bee-Trayal, but this time she's wearing an ammunition belt containing honey filled water ballons.]
Luan: "Did someone say SEQUEL?!!" [Wields two honey filled water balloons in her hands]
[Luan laughs while Lincoln screams, as the door closes behind her. Then she begins pelting Lincoln and Clyde with honey as the two yelp in pain, while Luan just laughs in bee noises.]
Lincoln and Clyde: "VICTORY... OW!! IS WORTH... UGH! THE PAIN!! OW!!
[Episode ends]
