"Go and break the ice and make a life north of the USA."
"Welcome to Canada."
"I think you'll be very happy here at Mapleton."
A day at Mapleton/More problems[]
"With Lincoln gone we need a new man."
"It should be me."
"I don't remember potty training being so hard."
"Wait a minute. Lisa!"
"That little genius potty trained herself in like an hour."
"Need to borrow my little genius for a while."
"And what does this animal do?"
"Quack, quack!"
"This must be shop class! You actually shop!"
"It's so nice to finally be able to relax."
"You're just in time for our math lesson."
"Okay everyone, suit up."
"Here, Lincoln. You tend goal."
"Okay kids, if Sadie hits a hundred-and-sixty gram puck with forty-two pounds of force, how much time does Lincoln have to raise his glove to block the goal?"
"Two microseconds!"
"Why eat cafeteria food?"
"I'm starting to miss Bolhofner."
Act IV[]
Trying to get kicked out[]
"And now, may I present Mr. Potty Bot."
"Estimated delay thirty minutes."
"Sorry, we got a bit of a sticky situation."
"Sorry you missed game night with your friends."
"I don't know what to do."
"This is one of the last available rooms on campus."
"I can't take this anymore!"
Lincoln's big plan/Accepting defeat[]
If there was a sad song for this special, this is where it would go.
"Wait, that's perfect!"
"I need you to come to Canada."
"Let... Lily... go!"
"Lily stay home forever."
"Sweetie, we need to talk."
"We know you're potty trained."
"It's fine if you're not ready to leave home."
"Yaaay! Lily stay home forever!"
"Mom, Dad, I'm not ready to leave home."
"Are we there yet?"
"I'm highly trained in cryptic combat."
"Lincoln, you came for us."
"You guys should have been here hours ago."
"You can't play hockey without ice."
Now it's looking more like a swimming pool.
"What's going on here, eh?"
"Oh-no! Principal Marshall! We're so busted."
"I was actually coming down here to melt the ice myself."
"Who's got another plan?"
"Maybe it's time we just accept it."
"Wait, Lori what are you doing home."
"You helped me figure some stuff out."
Back in the USA/Discovering positives[]
"You need an assist there, fella?"
"No syrup for me today."
"What a difference a week makes, eh?"
"Well, maybe not that much of a difference."
"I can't believe I have to go back to high school."
"Lily go school! Lily go school!"
"I'm gonna make it work."
"I'll give up my pancakes, if someone has bacon."
"We'll take that trade."
"Well, I'm off to the Hoff."
"I never thought I'd be so happy to see you go to Bolhofner's class."