"It's the moment you've been waiting for."
"The fifth grade Egg Baby Challenge!"
"Clincoln McCloud reporting for parenting duty!"
"No no no. I'll be choosing the pairs."
Penelope seems pretty happy to be Clyde's partner.
"I promise to be the best egg dad I can."
"You ready to do this, partner?"
Ronnie Anne sure is ready for the project.
Clyde and Penelope name their egg Calliope.
"You want our egg baby's name to be a joke?"
Mrs. Johnson: "Okay, everyone, time for gym."
"Did the loud girl wake you?"
"Did you know Clyde spent a summer at chef camp?"
"So, let me get this straight, Lincoln. Your plan for keeping the egg safe from Ronnie Anne is to surround it with a pack of half-savage five-year-olds?"
"At least you have a mom. My partner took one look at me and decided to take an F. Her loss."
"Well, if anybody does see him, tell him I'm taking Toby home with me after school. No more excuses."
"Oh. Sorry, Lincoln. We were just looking for a quiet place to put Calliope down for a nap."
"Rochelle really needs some quality time with her mom."
Ronnie Anne shows us that she's also a SMOOCH fan.
"Boy, this fatherhood thing is tough, huh?"
"Lincoln? What are you doing here?"
"I, uh, missed Rochelle, so I thought I'd stop by and say hi."
"But you had her-I mean, him all day!"
"I know. We bonded. That's probably why I miss him-Ugh! I mean, her so much."
"Alright, you've got 10 minutes with the egg."
"Don't worry. Daddy's here."
"Oh, it's just a little splinter. See? I got it. All better."
"Aw, thanks, Nie Nie. I can always count on you."
"How did I get so lucky with you?"
"Off to save some lives."
"Bobby, the pool closed in September! You're delivering pizzas tonight!"
Ronnie Anne is furious to learn that Lincoln didn't think she could be trusted with the egg.
"I guess none of that matters anymore. Thanks a lot, Lincoln. Now we're gonna fail."
"Just get out of my house!"
"Hey, Lincoln. Penelope and I wanted to arrange a play date for our eggs."
"I know he's your best friend, Clyde, but I don't want him as Calliope's godfather."
"Please take care of me. Signed, Toby Rochelle II."
"I know you're there, weirdo"
"She didn't let me off the hook completely. I don't get the waffle breakfast, but that's okay..."
"...because all I care about now is putting our family back together."
"Thanks, Lincoln. I appreciate it."
"But don't get too mushy on me."
"I'm glad you brought this, 'cause I needed an extra egg."
"You're not the only one who can pull an egg swap, partner."