"Okay, she doesn't look like a rampaging lunatic in her school photo..."
"...But trust me, that changes on April 1st."
"The Mass Hairwaxing Disaster - Ugh, I can't even show you that flashback, but I can play you the audio."
Floating down the Kalamazoo River
”We’ve taken the most drastic security measures ever.”
”So this year, we locked her in a week ago.”
”Do not let her get in your head!”
” I’m a mature gal, I’m way too old for childish pranks.”
”You’ve been saying that all week.”
”Lincoln, wait! It’s not me, honest!”
"I thought we had locked that lunatic up!"
"Do not go in the kitchen, brahs."
"Or anywhere near the fireplace."
”Quick everyone, to Lisa’s bunker!”
"WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED. RETREAT. FOR THE LOVE OF TRANSISTORS, SAVE YOURSELVES."
”There’s another prankster a foot!”
"We'll keep your room untouched as a memorial."
”So how do we stop the real prankster?”
”I need to examine the pranks that have been going off.”
”I’ll let you out but I’ve got a new conditions.”
Stop! Something’s not right.”
"That's because it's not Charles, Lincoln."
”Wait, Lily is the prankster?”
”Sorry, Lily but Lincoln and I are here to shut it down.”
”Wow, she truly is a pranking genius!”
”Luan, hurry! Her little teeth are so sharp!”
"Lily, you're grounded until you're 16."
"I swear, I really was retired, but after today, Lily has reignited my passion for pranking!"
"Lily, That's why you did all this, to get me out of retirement?"
"Aw, thanks, you get me."
