"Ah, nothing like a little manga-reading before dinner."
"In a family this big..."
"OOH, PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, YEEES!"
"...getting seconds is rare."
"Especially when it comes to pizza."
"With twelve slices and eleven kids..."
"...there's always one slice left.
"Who gets the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about..."
"I'm the oldest, so I should get it!"
"No way! Beauty before age!"
"Oh, then I guess I should get it."
"You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead!"
"Hmm. True."
"This is bad news anyway you slice it."
"I know. I'll just contact the spirits and have them decide."
"Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you."
"Perhaps I can use my calipers to equally measure us all a piece."
"Who needs caterpillars?"
"All we have to do is split it evenly 40/40."
"So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to 'B'."
"There's no need to fight!"
"We got a second pizza for free!"
"Of course we always forget about 'C' - coupons."