The following is a transcript for the episode "Small Blunder."
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[Lynn Sr. is driving the kids to school with Lily carrying a Blarney toy] Mr. Coconuts: "Hey, toots, why you taking the creepy stuffed lizard to preschool?" Lily: "Show and tell!" [hugs toy and it squeaks] "I hope they like it." Siblings:[wincing] "Oh." Lincoln:[shudders] "I remember those days. All that pressure, trying to find something to wow your classmates..." Lola: "Struggling to reign supreme as the star of show and tell..." Lynn: "But there's always that chump who brings in something cooler." Lynn Sr.:[angry] "Billy Donovan... How am I supposed to compete with a talking myna bird, Billy?! Huh?! It's my time to shine! MY TIME!" [He lets go of the steering wheel and Vanzilla goes off-road and hits a fire hydrant. He quickly goes back on track as his kids all stare at him, surprised, and awkwardly chuckles.] "I mean, boy, I loved show and tell!"
[Royal Woods Preschool] Dr. Shuttleworth: "OK, my little show-and-tellers, we have Miss Lily up next." [Lily goes up to the Show and Tell table] Lily: "I brought..." [takes out her Blarney toy] "Burp Me Blarney!" [The toddlers all fawn over it. Lily pulls the toy's tail and makes it burp, making the others giggle. She ends with a bow] "A-tank you." [She heads back to the audience] Dr. Shuttleworth: "Very nice, Lily! Michelle, you're up." [Michelle comes forth with her own Blarney toy, this one on a toilet, and makes it fart and spin while flushing. The others are impressed and run to her, leaving a pouting Lily in the dust. In anger, Lily pushes her Blarney toy aside, and it burps.]
[Later, Lily is pushing a bubbling mower toy when she notices Jackson riding a horse-themed hopper ball as the other toddlers cheer him on. She grumbles.]
[Later, Lily is winding up another Blarney toy to make it dispense crushed ice. Once she's done, she pushes the Blarney head to make it dispense a purple flavor from its nostrils. She gives it to Dr. Shuttleworth, who gives it a try and enjoys the taste. Lily fist-pumps in victory when another toddler, Jeffrey, has his pet guinea pig jumping through hoops. The other toddlers are impressed. Even Dr. Shuttleworth takes notice, accidentally dumping her snow cone on Lily, who shakes the treat off her head and punches the Blarney head off the toy in anger.]
[Later, Lily is flying a toy plane via remote control as the other toddlers gasp in awe at the sight. Unfortunately, loud honking is heard, causing Lily to drop her remote; it's Audrey, who's driving a toy monster truck and wearing cool shades. The other toddlers get in the jeep and Audrey uses it to leap over Dr. Shuttleworth before landing and taking off her shades.] Lily:[grumbles] "Wiwy want to be show and tell star! Wiwy need to be star!! WIWY WILL BE STAR!!!"
[The Loud House, Luna and Luan's room. Lily is sitting on Luan's bed] Luan: "You came to the right person for help, Lily. If you wanna wow 'em during show and tell, you need the ultimate show-stopper." [She takes out Mr. Coconuts] Mr. Coconuts: "Don't just sit there pining for stardom, doll. Wood you at least con-cedar letting me spruce up your act?" [Lily laughs] Luan:[hands him over] "Now you give him a try!" [Lily grabs Mr. Coconuts and puts him on her hand, but struggles to lift him due to the weight and drops him, causing his jaw and left eye to fall off.]
[Now she's meeting Lincoln in the living room] Lincoln: "Nothing impresses kids like magic." [takes out an endless handkerchief from his left sleeve, but finds it's stuck on something and manages to remove it--and his underwear--with effort] "Magic!" [He realizes his underwear is attached to his endless handkerchief, so he bundles them up, and hides them behind his back while sheepishly chuckling.] Lily:[gags in disgust] "No tank you." [leaves]
[Lisa and Lily's room. Lisa and Todd are working on a miniature Vanzilla when Lily storms inside.] Lily: "Has to be something to make me star! Any-ting!" [goes to Lisa's various experiments and grabs a microscope] "Nope." [throws it away and grabs a beaker filled with a chemical] "Nope." [throws it away and grabs a plasma ball] "Nope." [throws it away and grabs a beaker with a creature inside that roars at her] "No way." [throws it away, then happily gasps, and grabs a miniature Vanzilla] "Maybe Vanzilla toy work!" [Todd grabs the miniature Vanzilla] Lisa: "Oh, oh, oh. I'm afraid this is no toy, my dear junior sibling. It's our actual family van shrunk down to scale. Father was incessantly complaining about having no space in the garage to park Vanzilla." [Flashback to Lynn Sr. opening the garage and finding it to be full of boxes that promptly collapse down on him. Lisa and Todd then go over to Vanzilla.] "So I shrunk it down using my most ingenious invention to date." [Lisa takes out a shrink ray and fires it at Vanzilla, shrinking it down. Back in the present, she takes out the shrink ray.] "A concentrated radiant energy diminution device! Street name: Shrink ray." [Lily's eyes go wide at the shrink ray.] Lily: "Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!" [leaps up to get it, but Lisa keeps it away from her] "Wisa, pwease!" Lisa: "I should say not. This is a complex piece of technology." [begins twirling it] "It requires a great deal of skill and coordination--" [accidentally fumbles it] "Ah, geez!" [She accidentally fires the shrink ray, and the beam bounces off her science mirror and hits the shrunken Vanzilla, restoring it to normal size. It breaks Lisa's desk and then falls down the floor and into the dining room, where Lucy is eating spaghetti. As soon as it lands, the spaghetti ends up landing on Lucy's face, with the meatballs landing where her eyes would be, yet Lucy doesn't even flinch.] Todd:[sarcastically] "PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR..." [does air quotes] "'SKILL AND COORDINATION'." Lisa: "Someone is getting a major attitude reboot today. Mm, for safekeeping I think I'll lock the shrink ray in my bunker. After I deal with this minor Vanzilla kerfuffle." [She snaps her fingers and has Todd carry her away. Lily gets an idea and laughs mischievously.]
[Lisa's bunker. Lily tiptoes near the bunker and inputs the passcode, opening the bunker.] Lily: "Yes! Wisa birthday every time!" [She climbs the bunker only to find Todd waiting at the hatch.] Todd: "BUSTED. I ANTICIPATED YOU WOULD TRY TO TAKE LISA'S SHRINK RAY. YOU HAVE TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY IN THE ANTEMERIDIAN TO FOOL--" [Lily takes out a lollipop] "OOH, CANDY." [She throws the lollipop and Todd goes to get it. She dives into the bunker, rummages around, and comes out with the shrink ray. Meanwhile, Todd is busy banging the lollipop on his head] "I WILL FIGURE THIS OUT, EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL DAY." [Continues to do so, not noticing Lily get away with the shrink ray.]
[Royal Woods Preschool. Jeffrey has his guinea pig do a tightrope act, then it flips off the rope and squeaks in triumph. The other toddlers applaud as Jeffrey and the guinea pig fistbump.] Dr. Shuttleworth: "Thank you, Jeffrey, for bringing Tater Tot. Yet again. And last but not least, Miss Lily!" [Lily goes to the show-and-tell table, winks at the audience, digs in her backpack, and accidentally gets a peanut butter sandwich] Lily: "Ew! Peanut butter." [throws it away] "I brought..." [takes out the shrink ray] "Shwink way!" [The others are confused; Jackson and Michelle shrug at each other.] "I shwink... bike!" [She presses the button, but it powers down. She looks closely and notices there's peanut butter on the controls] Dr. Shuttleworth: "What a wonderful imagination, Lily." Lily: "No, no! It really works!" Dr. Shuttleworth: "Oh, I'm sure it does. Well, I think it's time for snacks. Be good, children. I'll be right back!" [leaves] [Lily licks the peanut butter off the device, presses the button again, and activates the ray for real, shrinking the bike. She gets an idea and uses it to shrink a toy dumpster truck. The other toddlers notice and start hoisting Lily in the air] Toddlers:[chanting] "Lily! Lily!" Lily: "Show and tell superstar!" [The toddlers start reaching for the shrink ray, forcing Lily to keep it away from their hands.] Toddlers: "Me next!" "Me! My turn!" Lily: "No, no, no! It need skill and coord-nation!" [She accidentally drops the shrink ray. Tater Tot yelps and gets out of the way as the ray lands on the show-and-tell table button-first and accidentally activates. The resulting beam that fires bounces off the mirror and hits the toddlers, shrinking them to the size of action figures. When they notice what's going on, all of them (except Lily) start crying.] Michelle: "I don't like being small!" Audrey: "Everything is too big!" Lily: "Don't cry! I know how to fix!" [points to the show-and-tell table] "I go up there and use shwink way to make big again. All better!"
[Later, the toddlers are forming a human ladder. Lily climbs on them, reaches Jackson at the top, and feels for the ledge of the table. She just barely misses the shrink ray and accidentally touches something furry.] Lily: "Huh?" [In confusion, she climbs up and notices it's Tater Tot, now a giant in comparison to her small size. As Tater Tot glares at her, Lily shrieks and falls down the stack, causing the other toddlers to collapse. Tater Tot jumps down from the table and approaches them.] Jeffrey: "T-Tater?" Audrey: "He's gonna squish us!" Jeffrey: "No! Tater wants to play!" [He offers a high-five, and Tater Tot goes for it... but he's so big the force of the high-five inflicts pain on Jeffrey and sends him flying towards a teddy bear.] "Save yourselves..." [passes out] [The rest of the toddlers scream and make a run for it, Jeffrey following them as Tater Tot chases them down. They run across a xylophone and eventually make it to a dollhouse. After they get inside, Lily closes the door and shushes them as they hide. Tater Tot gets near the dollhouse's window, sniffing for them, and eventually leaves, sending a dust cloud their way. Audrey is about to sneeze in response, but Lily puts a finger up to her nose and shushes her. The toddlers sigh in relief, but Audrey sneezes anyway. They all facepalm in reaction, and Tater Tot bursts through the roof to bite at them as they run out of the door. Lily closes the door, trapping Tater Tot inside, and the toddlers take refuge amongst several blocks, terrified out of their wits.] Michelle:[cries] "I'm scared!" Jeffrey: "I don't wanna play with Tater Tot ever again! Anybody want a free guinea pig?" [Lily looks at her trembling classmates, and realizes what she has to do.] Lily: "I made us all little, so I fix." [peeks over the blocks] "But how I get to shwink way?" [spots the toy plane she'd played with earlier. She gets an idea and then goes back to her classmates] "We use plane to get shwink way." [The toddlers smile at this.]
[Later, Lily is in the toy plane's cockpit as Audrey and Jackson man the controller. As the plane takes off and flies around, Lily glances downwards and spots the shrink ray before opening the cockpit.] Lily: "Lower, lower!" [Jackson pulls the right stick downwards, lowering the plane. Tater Tot bursts out of the dollhouse as Lily gets out of the cockpit, moves down the right wing, takes a deep breath, and jumps off the plane.] Toddlers: "NO!" [Lily's pants serve as a makeshift parachute, allowing her to land on the table.] "Yay!" Audrey: "Look out! It's Tater!" [Tater Tot is indeed pursuing them once more. They start running] Lily:[points to the Show and Tell sign] "Over there!" [They run to the sign, Tater Tot in hot pursuit. Lily grabs the shrink ray and aims it at the mirror.] "Come on, shwink way! Work!" [She stomps on the button and runs for it] Michelle: "What are you doing?!" [The other toddlers make it to the sign as the shrink ray fires and bounces off the mirror. Lily slides down the table and leaps in front of the toddlers, intercepting the ray and causing all of them to revert to normal size. Tater Tot, no longer a threat, squeaks in apology and snuggles with Jeffrey. Lily takes off her helmet and sighs in relief. The other toddlers hug her] Michelle: "Yay! Lily did great!" [Lily bends down and high-fives Tater Tot.]
NEXT DAY... [Michelle brings a hiccupping Blarney toy to show and tell. The other toddlers clap for her, and she bows before heading back to the group.] Dr. Shuttleworth: "Thank you, Michelle. Lily, you're up." [Lily brings a seemingly normal box] Lily: "A box!" Dr. Shuttleworth: "That's an interesting choice. Does the box do anything?" Lily: "Nope! Just empty box! And that's OK." [Just then the box starts glowing] "Hm?"
[Back at Lisa's room; Todd is still smacking the lollipop on his face as Lisa rummages through her closet] Lisa: "Todd, I'm late for school! Where did you put my teleportation box?" [rummages through her bed] Todd: "WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE TODD'S FAULT?" [It turns out Lily had brought that box to show-and-tell, and a wormhole opens and dumps Dr. Shuttleworth and the toddlers on top of Todd, causing him to drop his lollipop, which breaks] "DANG IT. YOU PEOPLE OWE TODD A LOLLIPOP." [The end]
