The following is a transcript for the episode "Snow Escape."
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[It's a snowy day at the Loud House, and a headphones-wearing Lynn Sr. is whistling as he shovels snow out of the driveway. The kids (except Lynn) peek out of the windows and "ooh" at the snow.] Lincoln: "Wow. Snow on the most exciting morning of the year!" [to the viewers] "Today's the last day of school before the winter break, and each of our classes is throwing a holiday party to celebrate. We're talking carols, gift exchanges..." [gets hearts in his eyes] "And then there's the food." [has a fantasy sequence of him in Mr. Bolhofner's holiday-filled trailer, where he and Mr. Bolhofner are in Santa hats, classmates are dressed as Santa's helpers] "Gingerbread houses, peppermint cookies, and the best part..." [Clyde comes in dressed as an angel holding his own treat] "Clyde's surprise Christmas bake!" [He takes a bite out of the bake. Fade to reality, where he's munching on Lana's cap. Lana notices and pushes him away.] Lana: "Hey, hey, hey! Quit gumming on my hat!" [Lincoln gags when he realizes what he was munching on.] Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Even Lucy's in the festive spirit. She found the perfect gift for Haiku." [Lucy is holding a wrapped-up beating heart. Lincoln is disgusted] "This is the one school day you definitely don't wanna miss." [Lola is dressed as a star with a bow, and standing on top of the stairs.] Lola: "She's a star on the stage, a star in your hearts, and this year, she's... the star on the second grade Christmas tree!" [The siblings gather on the base of the stairs. Lola takes out a button, grumpily presses it, and the star glows. It's so bright the entire house's windows illuminate, nearly blinding Lynn Sr.] Lynn Sr.: "Aah! My eyes!" [cover his eyes] [Suddenly the news report comes on] Patchy: "Patchy Drizzle on the scene, fighting the elements alone! Last night's surprise snowstorm, combined with today's milder temperatures, make today's white stuff perfect for packing snowballs. So this meteorologist is officially declaring today... a Packing Day." [The kids gasp in horror] Rita: "No, no, no! Did he just say-" Lincoln: "Oh, he did." [gulps; close-up on his mouth] "Packing Day." [The sisters start panicking] Luan:[looks at the coat rack] "Oh, no! Her coat is gone!" Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Whenever Patchy declares it a Packing Day, Lynn goes full beast mode. She lurks outside waiting to hunt us down and pummel us with snowballs! No one is safe. She's the reason the house slants." [The coffee table, with Lily on it, rockets down the slant and into the dining room.] Lana: "Bad news! She wiped the fridge clean, and she took our sack lunches, too!" Lincoln: "That means she'll have enough fuel for hours!" [Lynn's belch is heard, and the kids and Rita huddle.] Lucy: "She's out there..." Rita:[counting] "Seven, eight, nine--wait! Somebody's missing!" Luna: "Oh, no! It's Pops!" [Lynn Sr. is still shoveling snow outside. The kids rush to the window and repeatedly try to warn him of the imminent danger. He notices, but can't hear them clearly] Lynn Sr.: "Huh? Oh yeah, oh yeah. It's an exciting day, I know!" [Lynn Jr.'s belch is heard] "Uh, who's there?" [Lynn Jr.'s silhouette is seen sprinting past him.] "Wait a minute--snowstorm, milder temperatures..." [gasps; closeup on his mouth] "Packing Day!" [Suddenly Lynn Jr. starts pelting him with snowballs as he tries to flee] "AAH! I'm not gonna make it!" [continues to run as the kids gasp. He's desperately trying to crawl to Vanzilla] "Al...most...there!" [gets inside Vanzilla] "Whew." [The siblings gasp] Lisa: "She got Father! Any one of us could be next." [The kids start panicking] Rita: "Kids, kids, settle down. Everything is going to be okay. If you can get these keys to your father," [takes out the Vanzilla keys] "he can drive you to school." Lynn Sr.: "No, no, no! No!" [The wheels get pelted with icicles, deflating them. He sobs] Rita: "Well..." [chuckles sheepishly] "There's still the bus." Lana: "Uh-uh. It won't go down our street on Packing Day after what Lynn did last year." Leni: "Ernie the bus driver still hasn't fully thawed out." Lincoln: "I hate to say it, but if we're gonna get to our parties, we're just gonna have to..." [gulps] "walk." [The siblings flinch] Luna: "Dude, we'll never survive. Dad couldn't even make it from the front yard to the house!" Lincoln: "Hmmm... yeah, but Dad didn't have a plan. Mom, I'm gonna need all the pots and pans in the kitchen. Lana, grab your spare trash cans. Let's move out!"
[A montage plays with Rita getting all the pots and pans, Lana dragging out a trash can, and the kids grabbing their backpacks. Later, the kids are in their winter gear, using pots, pans, cooking utensils, and trash cans as weapons, shields, and armor.] Lincoln: "Alright, everyone, we need to stick together. Safety in numbers. For the holiday parties!" Siblings: "For the holiday parties!" [They set off past Lynn Sr., screaming] Lynn Sr.: "Good luck, my brave children. I'm rooting for ya!" [exhales] "They're goners."
[The kids are cautiously advancing when they stop] Lincoln: "It's quiet. Too quiet. Keep your eyes peeled." [Lynn's point of view. She is hiding near some trees. Heavily breathing, she pushes a few trees back to watch her siblings menacingly. Back to the siblings; Lynn's burp echoes across the area.] Lucy: "She's here..." [Lincoln notices a barrage of snowballs heading their way.] Lincoln: "INCOMING!" [The siblings block the barrage with their shields... but the snowballs are so strong, some of their shields have holes in them, while others remain unscathed.] Lisa:[Panically drops her weapons] "EVERY BIPEDAL HUMANOID FOR THEMSELVES!" [The sisters all flee, dropping their weapons as well] Lincoln: "Hey, wait for me!" [He ditches his weapon and joins his sisters in running away. Lucy and Lana are pelted and knocked out by snowballs. Luna tries to use a tree as cover, but Lynn ends up splitting it in half with another barrage of snowballs. Luna screams when she realizes her cover is blown, and Lynn nails Luna with another snowball. Lincoln turns back to see three of his sisters defeated.] Luna: "Go on without us, dudes!" Lana: "But bring us back some of Clyde's surprise!" [Lynn nails the two once more with even more snowballs. Lincoln rounds the corner to find the remaining sisters. As they hide, Lynn emerges from a tree, sniffs for the others' presence, and takes a sack lunch and eats it] Lincoln: "Uh-oh. She's refueling." Lisa: "What are we gonna do?" Lincoln: "Don't panic. If armor won't help us, we'll need to go for stealth." [Luckily, there's a singing Christmas decoration nearby with figures of Santa, two reindeer, and two elves inside a Christmas present.] Christmas Decoration: "♫ It's Christmas, so happy, so merry, let's rejoice! ♫" Lincoln: "That's it!" Christmas Decoration: "♫ Presents and candy canes, may the children raise their voice! ♫" [The siblings disguise themselves as the decoration, with Lincoln as Santa, Leni and Luan as the reindeer, and Lola and Lisa as the elves. They look out for Lynn] Lincoln: "All clear, let's go!" [The siblings leave, Lola and Lisa taking slightly longer since they're both in the Christmas gift. They periodically get in position, scan for Lynn, and leave] "We're nearly halfway to school!" [Lynn belches] "Quick! Get into position!" [Lynn, running on all fours and acting like a dog, rounds the corner and keeps sniffing for them. She is completely oblivious to her siblings in disguise, growls, and keeps moving. She turns around and approaches the disguise as the siblings whimper, and then notices the button on the present and presses it. The siblings then start singing to sell the disguise.] Siblings: "♫ So merry, let's rejoice! ♫" [Lynn snorts and leaves.] "♫ Presents and candy canes-- ♫" [Unfortunately, Lola can't resist hamming up her performance and hops out of the present, blowing their cover.] Lola: "♫ May the children raise their voooooooooooooooooice! ♫" [Lynn turns around and adopts a menacing grin, having finally caught them in the act. The other siblings glare at Lola for blowing their cover.] "What? I was just trying to sell it!" Lincoln: "RUN!!!!!" [They all start running from Lynn, who is back to running on all fours, and approach a nearby house] "Through there!" [They enter the door and close it, with Lynn barreling through it moments later, and hop the fence, Luan falling down and getting back up before continuing to run. Lynn barrels through the fence and savagely beats her chest like a gorilla. The siblings continue to run, with Lincoln realizing there's no sign of Lynn.] "Hey, we lost her." [The siblings stop and sigh in relief] Lisa: "Thank you." Lola:[notices something] "Uh, what's that?" [Lynn is barreling towards them underneath the snow. The siblings all scream and huddle as Lynn circles them like a shark.] Lincoln: "We're trapped!" [Lynn's arm emerges from the snow, grabs Luan, and drags her into the bushes; Luan can only panic as she’s dragged away.] Lisa:[unamused] "Huh. She always goes for the weakest one in the herd." Luan:[offended] "I RESENT THAT!" Lincoln: "C'mon, we've gotta get out of here! Follow me!" [They run away]
[The remaining siblings--having ditched the costumes--make it to Lynn's Table, where they sigh in relief.] Leni: "Good idea, Lincoln. I'm gonna order some tots." Lincoln: "Restaurant's not open yet, Leni." [barricades the door with a chair] "We're just here to hide out from Lynn while we regroup." Lisa: "Oh, it's no use. No matter where we go, she finds us." Lincoln: "Hmm. Then maybe it's time to go on the offensive. If we wanna make those parties, we have to take her out." Lola: "Yeah. Let's turn the tables on the snow monster!"
[Later, Lincoln comes up with a plan on a piece of paper] Lincoln: "If we can bring Lynn inside, we can trap her here." [He unveils a floor plan with a plan to lure Lynn inside and trap her in the food storage locker, marked with a red X. As a suspenseful version of "Jingle Bells" plays, Lisa is on the lookout and gives a thumbs-up to Lincoln, who comes out with a wheelbarrow and comes back with a pile of snow. Leni carries several bits of food out of the storage, Lola uses the hose to spray a trail of water to the storage, and Lincoln lets the winter breeze flow inside and freeze Lola's trail. He then tests the slipperiness of the trail.] Lincoln: "Well done. Nice work, everyone. Now all that's left to do is leave out some bait to draw Lynn's attention. We'll need something... eye-catching." [All eyes turn to Lola's star costume.] Lola:[unwilling] "Lola Loud is nobody's bait." [Cut to outside the restaurant] Lincoln: "Alley-oop!" [kicks Lola outside] "You can do it, Lola!" Lola: "You three owe me big time!" [growls] Leni:[weakly] "We love you." [Lola scoffs and activates her star costume. The other siblings don shades to protect themselves. Elsewhere, Lynn is refueling when she, too, notices the light. She chuckles to herself. Back outside Lynn's Table. Lola is still standing] Lola:[Bored] "It's not working!" [Suddenly, a breeze turns off the light as Lynn comes bolting down the street on all fours] "Okay. Okay, it's working." [crying] "It's working! I hate that it's working!" [She runs back inside Lynn's Table and closes the door, bawling her eyes out, as Lynn begins to throw snowballs at her. Lynn throws open the door, launching Lola, and spots the silhouettes of her remaining siblings, then rapidly fires snowballs at them. However, it's revealed that the food Leni had gotten were rearranged to form the silhouettes.] Lynn: "Huh?" Lincoln: "Now!" [Lynn turns to the side and gasps to see Leni and Lisa with a massive snowball. They send it rolling after her as she runs directly into the trail of ice, then slips and slides on it (as a smug Lola watches) before slamming into the door of the storage locker, which Lincoln closes. The siblings then cheer about their accomplishment.] Lincoln: "We did it!" Lisa: "Yes!" [Lynn can only slam on the door while snarling with inhuman fury, scaring the others.] Lincoln: "Lynn, we'll come get you after school, okay?! Just hang tight!" [Lisa, Leni, Lola and Lincoln walk out of Lynn's Table] Lisa: "Sheesh. It appears we live another day." [Suddenly, Lynn appears outside, armed with several snowballs.] Lynn: "Well, well, well." Lincoln: "Lynn?! But how?!" Lynn: "Picked the lock." [shows an icicle] "Getting pretty good with these." [Belches so suddenly] "Oh, and I helped myself to a little snack while I was in there." [Shows an empty storage locker.] "Ahh. I'm all fueled up, buh--" [Belch] "Baby." "There's nothing you can--" [Belch] "do now." Lola: "It was nice knowing you all. Even you, Lincoln." [Lincoln glares at Lola] [Lynn belches, Lincoln looks up and snow falls] Lincoln: "Huh? Hmm..." [Lynn's stomach growls] Lincoln:[gasps] "Wait Lynn, why don't we stand there and you stand here? That way, the sun won't be in your eyes when you pummel us." Lisa: "Oh, Lincoln, has the snow frozen your cerebrum?" Lynn: "Ha! Thanks, Stinkin'. Good idea." [Lynn walks over to where Lincoln, Lola, Leni and Lisa are standing] "Happy Packing Day, chumps." [Lincoln, Lola, Leni, Lisa whimper.] Lincoln: "Come on..." [Lynn is about to throw a snowball at Lincoln, Lola, Leni and Lisa until her stomach starts growling and then Lynn burped. Lynn looks up and snow starts to fall.] Lynn: "Uh oh." [Snow falls onto Lynn. The remaining sisters hug Lincoln] Lincoln: "Yeah!" Lola: "Oh, Lincoln, that was amazing!" Lincoln: "That's not gonna hold her for long, and we've got parties to get to!" [They all leave as Lynn pokes out of the snow pile.] Lynn: "This isn't over." [More snow falls on her] "Oof! Well, maybe it is."
[Later, back at the Loud House, all the siblings enjoy Clyde's Christmas bake] Luan: "Wow, Clyde really outdid himself with these miniature gingerbread houses. They've got a working chimney and plumbing!" Luna: "Thanks for sharing these, dudes. Lola, how'd the show go?" Lola: "It went great! They asked me to tone down the brightness next year, but that's not happening. A star's gotta shine, baby!" [Enter Lynn] Lynn: "Hey, fam! No hard feelings about today, right? I'm actually pretty impressed by how you outsmarted me this time." [The news plays once again] Patchy: "This just in. Tomorrow calls for another surprise flurry of frosty freeze. Looks like another Packing Day!" Lynn:[drops her hot cocoa] "Haha, chumps! You may have won today, but tomorrow, you're gonna eat major snow. See ya on the battlefield!" [howls and runs out of the front door on all fours] Luna: "Uh... should we remind her that tomorrow's the start of holiday break and we don't have to leave the house?" Louds: "Nah!" [The end]
