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''[The title card has a ton of noise going on over the intro music such as objects breaking and crashing, dog barking, cat yowling, Luan laughing, and Lola and Lana yelling; enter Lincoln who is holding a new comic book.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[kicks off shoes]'' "Shoes off." ''[takes off shirt]'' "Shirt removed." ''[removes belt and drops pants]'' "Pants, be gone." ''[enters room]'' "Whoo-hoo! It's New Comic Wednesday! And there's no better way to read comics than in my undies! Ultra rare comic? Check. Optimal reading attire? Check." ''[puts on gloves]'' "Comic protection? Check. Well deserved and much desired peace and quiet? Check."<br />''[However, Lucy is on his bed's headboard.]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "I have to tell you about this dream I had last night." ''[Lincoln yelps at her presence.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I'd love to hear it, but as you can see, I'm-"<br />'''Lucy:''' "So, I'm hanging out in this coffin, and all of a sudden..."<br />''[Lincoln knows she won't stop and goes under the grownup table to read his comic.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Peace and quiet? Check. Again."<br />''[But suddenly, a lizard comes crawling over his comic.]''<br />'''Lana:''' "Izzy! Where are you?"<br />''[Lincoln screams and hits his head under the table.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Ow!"<br />'''Lana:''' ''[looks under the table]'' "There you are! Oh, hey, Lincoln! I see you met my new lizard, Izzy. Wanna pet him?"<br />''[Lincoln glares at her and moves to the houses vents.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[growing irritated]'' "Peace and quiet. Check. ''Again.''"<br />''[All of a sudden, Luna plays a really loud guitar riff and causes Lincoln to fall out of the vent and into her room.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "NICE STAGE DIVE, BRO!" ''[continues playing, making Lincoln shake over the noise's vibrations.]''<br />''[Lincoln is now in a dark place where only his eyes can be shown.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[starting to lose it]'' "Finally, peace and quiet! Check! AGAIN!" ''[turns on a flashlight]''<br />''[It is revealed that he is reading in the garbage can outside, and Luan lifts up the lid with a garbage bag.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Oh, hey, Lincoln. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!" ''[laughs]'' "I would talk ''trash'', but I ''refuse''." ''[laughs again as Lincoln just rolls the garbage can away in frustration.]'' "Now we're both on a ''roll''!" ''[laughs some more and bangs the lid on her knee.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[getting some trash off him]'' "Sheesh! Is it too much to ask for a little peace and quiet so that a guy can read his comic in his undies?" ''[walks over to the sofa to sit down; to the viewers.]'' "Sadly, when you've got ten sisters, it's almost impossible to get a moment's peace."<br />''[An ad comes on TV.]''<br />'''Announcer:''' "Do you find it almost impossible to get a moment's peace?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[exasperated]'' "Yes." ''[suddenly intrigued]'' "Wait! Yes!"<br />'''Announcer:''' "Then you need the Noise-B-Gone 2000 Earbuds! With 12 different soothing sounds, tune out that noisy world and enjoy a little me time. Only $19.95. Call now."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "SOLD!" ''[Goes around looking for some of his money he has been saving up in various places he would keep it and gets the exact total he needs and gets on the phone with customer service.]'' "Same-day delivery? How much more is that?" ''[As he's told, he gets out some more money and has enough for the same-day delivery.]'' "Yeah, let's do it." |
''[The title card has a ton of noise going on over the intro music such as objects breaking and crashing, dog barking, cat yowling, Luan laughing, and Lola and Lana yelling; enter Lincoln who is holding a new comic book.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[kicks off shoes]'' "Shoes off." ''[takes off shirt]'' "Shirt removed." ''[removes belt and drops pants]'' "Pants, be gone." ''[enters room]'' "Whoo-hoo! It's New Comic Wednesday! And there's no better way to read comics than in my undies! Ultra rare comic? Check. Optimal reading attire? Check." ''[puts on gloves]'' "Comic protection? Check. Well deserved and much desired peace and quiet? Check."<br />''[However, Lucy is on his bed's headboard.]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "I have to tell you about this dream I had last night." ''[Lincoln yelps at her presence.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I'd love to hear it, but as you can see, I'm-"<br />'''Lucy:''' "So, I'm hanging out in this coffin, and all of a sudden..."<br />''[Lincoln knows she won't stop and goes under the grownup table to read his comic.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Peace and quiet? Check. Again."<br />''[But suddenly, a lizard comes crawling over his comic.]''<br />'''Lana:''' "Izzy! Where are you?"<br />''[Lincoln screams and hits his head under the table.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Ow!"<br />'''Lana:''' ''[looks under the table]'' "There you are! Oh, hey, Lincoln! I see you met my new lizard, Izzy. Wanna pet him?"<br />''[Lincoln glares at her and moves to the houses vents.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[growing irritated]'' "Peace and quiet. Check. ''Again.''"<br />''[All of a sudden, Luna plays a really loud guitar riff and causes Lincoln to fall out of the vent and into her room.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "NICE STAGE DIVE, BRO!" ''[continues playing, making Lincoln shake over the noise's vibrations.]''<br />''[Lincoln is now in a dark place where only his eyes can be shown.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[starting to lose it]'' "Finally, peace and quiet! Check! AGAIN!" ''[turns on a flashlight]''<br />''[It is revealed that he is reading in the garbage can outside, and Luan lifts up the lid with a garbage bag.]''<br />'''Luan:''' "Oh, hey, Lincoln. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!" ''[laughs]'' "I would talk ''trash'', but I ''refuse''." ''[laughs again as Lincoln just rolls the garbage can away in frustration.]'' "Now we're both on a ''roll''!" ''[laughs some more and bangs the lid on her knee.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[getting some trash off him]'' "Sheesh! Is it too much to ask for a little peace and quiet so that a guy can read his comic in his undies?" ''[walks over to the sofa to sit down; to the viewers.]'' "Sadly, when you've got ten sisters, it's almost impossible to get a moment's peace."<br />''[An ad comes on TV.]''<br />'''Announcer:''' "Do you find it almost impossible to get a moment's peace?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[exasperated]'' "Yes." ''[suddenly intrigued]'' "Wait! Yes!"<br />'''Announcer:''' "Then you need the Noise-B-Gone 2000 Earbuds! With 12 different soothing sounds, tune out that noisy world and enjoy a little me time. Only $19.95. Call now."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "SOLD!" ''[Goes around looking for some of his money he has been saving up in various places he would keep it and gets the exact total he needs and gets on the phone with customer service.]'' "Same-day delivery? How much more is that?" ''[As he's told, he gets out some more money and has enough for the same-day delivery.]'' "Yeah, let's do it." |
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− | ''[In just a short amount of time, a delivery drone comes by with Lincoln's package; Lincoln answers the door and picks up his package.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Ah, Noise-B-Gone 2000. Take my money!" ''[Hands the drone the amount due.]''<br />''[The amount is too much for the drone to lift and it crashes down on the porch; Lincoln opens up the buds and puts them in while seeing the ruckus his sisters are causing.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Noise...be gone." ''[presses buttons on buds and suddenly gets a wind chime sound over his sisters' commotion; tries other settings like trickling water, chirping birds, and waves crashing and is relieved.]'' "Goodbye, pesky, noisy sisters. Hello, me time."<br />''[Lori comes in to talk to Lincoln about something, but since Lincoln's earbuds have canceled out her dialogue, it is unknown what she is telling him.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[not paying attention]'' "Whatever you say, sis!"<br />''[Next, Luna comes in to show off a rocking solo, but Lincoln doesn't hear it.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[ignoring]'' "Cool jams!"<br />''[Finally, Lana and Izzy come in and Lana has something to tell Lincoln, but she is muted out like Lori and Luna.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[too focused]'' "You know it, girl!" ''[takes buds off as Lana leaves.]'' "Noise-B-Gone, you...are...AWESOME! So, why stop at comics?" ''[puts them back on]'' "Let the ''quiet'' times roll!" ''[while working on a model plane with Luan telling some of her comedy material.]'' "Funny! Funny stuff!" ''[while playing video games with Lynn watching.]'' "You betcha, |
+ | ''[In just a short amount of time, a delivery drone comes by with Lincoln's package; Lincoln answers the door and picks up his package.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Ah, Noise-B-Gone 2000. Take my money!" ''[Hands the drone the amount due.]''<br />''[The amount is too much for the drone to lift and it crashes down on the porch; Lincoln opens up the buds and puts them in while seeing the ruckus his sisters are causing.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Noise...be gone." ''[presses buttons on buds and suddenly gets a wind chime sound over his sisters' commotion; tries other settings like trickling water, chirping birds, and waves crashing and is relieved.]'' "Goodbye, pesky, noisy sisters. Hello, me time."<br />''[Lori comes in to talk to Lincoln about something, but since Lincoln's earbuds have canceled out her dialogue, it is unknown what she is telling him.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[not paying attention]'' "Whatever you say, sis!"<br />''[Next, Luna comes in to show off a rocking solo, but Lincoln doesn't hear it.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[ignoring]'' "Cool jams!"<br />''[Finally, Lana and Izzy come in and Lana has something to tell Lincoln, but she is muted out like Lori and Luna.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[too focused]'' "You know it, girl!" ''[takes buds off as Lana leaves.]'' "Noise-B-Gone, you...are...AWESOME! So, why stop at comics?" ''[puts them back on]'' "Let the ''quiet'' times roll!" ''[while working on a model plane with Luan telling some of her comedy material.]'' "Funny! Funny stuff!" ''[while playing video games with Lynn watching.]'' "You betcha, Lynn-arino!" ''[while working on a magazine puzzle; walks by Lucy.]'' "Uh-huh!" ''[past Leni]'' "I hear that!" ''[across Lisa who is holding some beakers.]'' "Abso-tutely!" ''[goes into his room to shoot some hoops.]''<br />''[Lola comes in to talk to Lincoln about something important, but thanks to the buds, he can't understand her; what Lola's talking about is worrying her, but he just tunes her out more.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Aah..." |
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''[Bedtime]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes buds off]'' "Thanks for a silent day, guys." ''[polishes them]'' "You're my new best ''buds''." ''[puts them away and awaits to use them again tomorrow.]'' |
''[Bedtime]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes buds off]'' "Thanks for a silent day, guys." ''[polishes them]'' "You're my new best ''buds''." ''[puts them away and awaits to use them again tomorrow.]'' |
Revision as of 02:11, 11 December 2017
The following is a transcript for the episode "Sound of Silence". Script[The title card has a ton of noise going on over the intro music such as objects breaking and crashing, dog barking, cat yowling, Luan laughing, and Lola and Lana yelling; enter Lincoln who is holding a new comic book.] [In just a short amount of time, a delivery drone comes by with Lincoln's package; Lincoln answers the door and picks up his package.] [Bedtime] [The next morning] [In Lori and Leni's room, Leni is using Lincoln as a mannequin for a new design.] Lincoln: "You sure I agreed to do this?" [Lola and Lana's room] |