The following is a transcript for the episode "Space Jammed."
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[Open in Lisa and Lily's room, where Lisa is demonstrating an equation to Todd.] Lisa:[writing on the blackboard] "And thus X equals Y plus Z." [The door opens. Leni's on the other side.] Leni:[knocks] "Knock-knock!" Lisa:[sighs] "Salutations, sister. I'm sorry I don't have time to make small talk." Leni: "Math with letters? Totes fun! What are you working on?" Lisa:[sighs] "Small talk it is. If you must know, I've been hired to build a rocket that can be controlled from both Earth and space. I would tell you who hired me, but it's confidential." Todd:[mimes zipping mouth] "THAT WAS ME ZIPPING MY LIP." Leni: "Lisa, did you take your bath today?" Lisa:[sighs] "I don't have time for a bath. I have a deadline with the Norwegian government." [gasps] "I've said too much! Todd, wipe her memory." Leni: "What did you just say?" [Todd uses a device to wipe out Leni's memory with a flash of light. She shakes her head and gasps] "Ooh, math with letters! Totes fun! Lisa, did you take your bath today? Mom and Dad left me in charge and as your babysitter-" Lisa: "I appreciate your concern, but I am not a baby, and therefore I do not need sitting." [escorts Leni out of her room] "Here, a newly-minted coin as a gratuity for your services." [She flicks it to Leni, who leaps to get it but misses and falls flat on her face. Leni picks it up and bites on it] Leni: "This doesn't taste like mint at all."
[Lisa and Todd are now in the garage, examining the blueprints of the rocket] Lisa: "Hmm, something is off. Uh, the ship seems a few pounds heavier, and I can't figure out- wait a minute, who added the frozen yogurt machine?" [reveals there is a yogurt machine in the blueprints] Todd: "WHAT CAN I SAY? I LOVE ME SOME CAKE BATTER FROYO." [Suddenly the garage opens, and Leni's on the other side holding a puzzle and snacks.] Leni: "Hi. Lisa, have you had your morning snack? Your letter math looks like a real brain-bender, so you should fuel up. I have cheese rollups." [Cliff snatches the food] "Uh, OK. Well, there's more in the kitchen. Come inside and eat. Plus, you can help me with this brain-bender." [shows Lisa the puzzle] "It's a hundred-piece puzzle of all kinds of fashion accessories!" Lisa: "Well, I'm far from hungry." [closes the garage] Leni: "Really, you should come in and-" [the door closes, so Leni goes up to a window] "Have a snack!" [Todd closes the blinds of the window] Lisa:[groans] "We aren't going to get any work done with these interruptions!" Todd: "YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S CALL IT A DAY." [grabs oil can and drinks] "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG." [throws it away] "AHHHH." [He takes out a pad, reclines, and starts listening to music while fist-pumping] Lisa:[snatches the pad] "That is not what I meant. Let's go work in my bunker. Leni won't be able to bother us there."
[Lisa is in her bunker, examining the equations] Lisa: "Oh, Leni must be rubbing off on me. This all looks like gibberish." [Suddenly a nearby screen turns on, and Leni is nearby] Leni: "Hi." Lisa: "Speaking of the annoyingly persistent sibling. Leni, how do you keep finding me?" [Leni is right next to the bunker's security camera.] Leni: "It's a babysitter thing. C'mon, it's time for your nap." Lisa: "Oh, for Pythagoras's sake, geniuses don't take naps. Uh, I mean," [stammers] "I came out to the bunker precisely for a nap. It's so quiet I won't be disturbed." [fakes yawn] "Welp, nighty-night." Leni: "Oh, good. Sweet dreams. I'll come back later." [leaves and turns off camera] Lisa: "Todd, fire up the new rocket. We're getting out of here." Todd: "GOOD IDEA. WE CAN NAP AS WE ORBIT. IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SNORE." Lisa:[scoffs] "We won't be napping. We are going to test the rocket and escape my bloodhound of a babysitter. It's a win-win." [leaves] Todd: "WOOT-WOOT." [follows her]
[Todd opens a button and presses it, triggering an "ACTIVATED" message. The backyard opens up to reveal Lisa's rocket, which takes off as Leni works on her puzzle.] Leni: "How is Lisa supposed to nap with all that racket?" [The rocket escapes Earth's atmosphere and enters space, with Lisa and Todd in zero gravity.] Todd:[flying around] "SUPER TODD." Lisa: "Quit messing around, Todd! We have work to do, and you know how cranky the Norwegians get when we miss a deadline. Initiating full gravity mode." [She activates the full gravity, and Todd crashes down.] Todd: "OW." [Suddenly an alarm blares] Lisa: "What? What's going on?" [checks her computer, there's a message] "Ah, the thrusters are offline. Funny, I didn't notice that while performing my pre-flight check." Todd: "YOU DIDN'T PERFORM A PRE-FLIGHT CHECK." Lisa: "I didn't? Huh. That's not like me to forget. Eh, no problemo. Nothing a space walk can't fix. Todd, stay here and work the controls. I shan't be gone long." [As Lisa leaves, Todd re-engages the zero gravity] Todd: "SUPER TODD IS BACK."
[In space, Lisa is tethered to the ship while pressing a few keys.] Lisa: "Repairing a homemade rocket ship while orbiting the Earth at roughly 17,000 miles per hour. And Leni thinks I need a babysitter." [snorts] "Pshaw." [Todd sneaks up behind her, she notices] "Todd, I told you to stay at the controls!" Todd: "UH, UH, MY DOCTOR SAYS A BRISK WALK EVERY HOUR IMPROVES CIRCULATION." Lisa: "You have no blood!" Todd: "DID I SAY CIRCULATION? I MEANT CIRCUIT-ULATION. PLEASE, LET ME STAY. WHAT IS THE HARM?" [A shadow looms over them, and it turns out it's an asteroid field] Lisa: "Ah! That's the harm! Come on, we need to get back inside and steer away from these asteroids." [tries to dodge a few, but one accidentally cuts her tether] "Aah!" Todd: "OH, NO." [Lisa is sent flying away] "HANG ON, LISA. I'VE GOT YOU." [He fires his arms to retrieve Lisa] Lisa: "Oh, thanks, Super Todd." [screams as another asteroid approaches them] "Let's move!" [She gets back inside the ship and gets to the controls] "Now to program the steering to move the ship away from the asteroid shower." [She activates the steering and heads into the asteroids] Todd: "WRONG WAY. YOU JUST STEERED US DEEPER INTO THE ASTEROID SHOWER." Lisa:[screams] "Focus, Loud. What is wrong with you?!" [The ship hits an asteroid and the steering loses power] "Gads! We've lost steering! I have no control of the ship!" [The ship flips over] "We're gonna need some help getting out of this predicament." [dials a number] "Time to call in a favor from my friends at NASA." NASA Voicemail: "You've reached NASA. If you're on Earth, press 1. On the moon, press 2. Floating helplessly in space, press 3." [Lisa presses 3] "Your expected wait time is 7.9 Earth years." Lisa: "Forget NASA! There's still one call I can make."
[Back at the Loud House, Leni is asleep when her phone rings, waking her up.] Leni:[picks up] "Hey, Lisa. How was your nap?" Lisa: "Well, I didn't take a nap. I need your help. Leni, get over to the bunker." Leni:[exits the kitchen] "Well, I am not happy that you skipped your nap, but of course I'll help you fly your space thingy. OK, I'm at your bunker." Lisa: "Alright, listen carefully. The password is-" Leni: "Your birthday. Everyone knows." [Cut to Lisa's end] Lisa:[groans] "Enter it and duck." [Back to Leni's end] Leni:[inputs the code] "I entered the code, but I don't have a duck." [gets hit by a pie] "Whoa!" Lisa: "Yeah, I was warning you about the booby trap I had Luan install." [Leni gets inside the bunker and gasps. Cut to Lisa's end.] Lisa: "Oh, no. What's wrong? Is the control panel offline?" Leni: "No, it's your decor. You call this a color palette?" Lisa: "Leni, that is not important! Look, I promise I'll let you redecorate if you focus on getting control of the ship. Now go to the keyboard and enter this code: 2-0-3-3-7-5-7-5-1-9." Todd: "UH-" Lisa: "NOT NOW, TODD!" [Cut to Leni's end] Leni:[gasps] "On it!" [She inputs the code. Cut to Lisa's end... but the ship activates warp speed] Lisa: "LENI, YOU ENTERED THE CODE FOR WARP SPEED!" [Lisa and Todd fall out of their seats from the sheer acceleration. They crash through a sign on Venus...] Todd: "THERE GOES VENUS." [...then another on Mercury] "THERE GOES MERCURY." Lisa: "Leni, I need you to look on the left side of the console!" Leni: "Your left or my left?" Lisa: "IT'S THE SAME LEFT! See that red button? Press it!" [Leni does so and the ship halts] "Oh, phew. That was a close one. Leni, your mistake almost destroyed this ship as well as Todd and myself." Todd: "ACTUALLY, LISA, IT WAS YOUR MISTAKE. THE CODE FOR REGAINING CONTROL OF THE SHIP ENDS WITH AN EIGHT, NOT A NINE. YOU GAVE LENI THE WRONG CODE." Lisa: "No, I didn't. Wait, did I? Oh, my stars. I honestly don't know what is wrong with me today." [Suddenly the ship is bathed in light and warmth] "Great glowing orbs, that's the Sun! And we seem to be caught in its gravitational pull! Without steering, the ship will crash into the sun and melt!" Todd:[He is now heavily sunburnt and applying heavy sunscreen] "I DON'T THINK SPF 1,000,000 IS GOING TO BE ENOUGH." Lisa: "Oh, I'm sorry, Todd. This is all my fault. I've been making silly mistakes all day. If I were on my game, we wouldn't be in this mess." Leni:[gasps] "Lisa, I know what's really going on. You've been messing up because you haven't had your snack or your nap." Lisa:[scoffs] "That's preposterous. Besides, even if you were right, what could I do about it up here? It's not like I have a snack handy." Leni: "Look in your backpack." [Todd checks her backpack to find...] Lisa: "Apple slices and carrot sticks? How did you-" Leni: "It's a babysitter thing. Now, eat up." [Lisa eats her snack] Lisa: "Well, I do feel a bit better, but my brain is still foggy. Mm, probably from missing my nap." Leni: "Well, there's no time for that," [starts dancing] "so let's do this to get you focused. Shake the willies out." [Lisa sighs and starts dancing.] Lisa:[groans from the heat] "It's too hot for this." [starts getting in the groove] "Hey, I think this is actually working." [laughs] "Woo-hoo!" [Todd joins in the dance.] Todd: "THIS FEELS GREAT." Leni: "Yeah, that's it, Lisa. You'll be focused in no time." [Lisa finishes dancing as the sun gets closer and closer.] Lisa: "I must admit, that was rejuvenating." Leni: "Darn, I thought it'd make you feel better." Lisa: "That is precisely what I--ugh, never mind. Thank you, Leni. Now that I'm focused, I'm going to try and fix the steering because--" [looks at the window and gasps] "WE ARE FLYING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN!!!" [She grabs her toolbox and begins fixing the ship] Leni: "Ooh, I love your shiny toolbox, Lis." [Todd takes his seat as the steering wheel regains power.] Lisa: "Success! Now we just need to break free of this gravitational pull. Buckle up, Todd, and lean forward. We're gonna need all the forward momentum we can get." [She steers the rocket away from the sun, but they can't escape the gravitational pull] "IT'S TOO STRONG!!!" [She and Todd scream] "IT'S NOT WORKING!" Leni:[gets an idea] "Ooh, how about a boost?" [inputs the warp speed code] "2-0-3-3-7-5-7-5-1-9." [The warp speed activates and the rocket breaks the sun's gravitational pull and heads back to Earth] Lisa: "HERE WE GO!" Todd: "YAY. YAY." Lisa: "Warp speed. Great thinking, Leni. See you in a few minutes."
[Leni emerges from the bunker to see Lisa and Todd land back on Earth.] Leni: "Oh, whoa. That was quick." Todd: "I FEEL LIKE AN OVERHEATED TOASTER." [Leni embraces Lisa, squealing.] Lisa: "Oh, I owe you an apology, Leni. If I had listened to you from the start, none of this would have happened. You really saved my salt-cured pork product, street name: bacon." Leni: "That's what babysitters and big sisters are for. I told you, I've been looking out for you since you were born, and I always will." Lisa:[crying] "Oh, ding-dang space pollen in my eye. Anyway, from now on, I'll listen to you more often. In fact, if you have any suggestions on how to relax after such an overstimulating day, I'm all ears." [Leni squeals and drags Lisa to the kitchen, where they are working on the fashion puzzle." Leni: "Fashion accessory puzzles are the perfect way to unwind." Lisa: "I couldn't agree more." Leni: "Care to join us, Todd?" [Todd has been cooling off in the fridge] Todd: "NOT YET. STILL COOLING DOWN FROM THE SUN'S RADIATION. AH. THAT ICE HITS THE SPOT." [The end]
