The following is a transcript for the episode "Sponsor Tripped."
Script[]
The quotations in the following transcript are owned by Paramount and are an exception to The Loud House Encyclopedia's CC-BY-SA license. This transcript is provided in full as a source of review and reference, which likely falls under fair use.
[The Royal Woods Kangaroos are in a soccer match. Lynn passes the ball to Paula, who launches it upwards for Lynn to send it rocketing towards the opposing team's net. The goalie is unable to block it. With two seconds left on the clock for the second period, the Kangaroos win 7-3. The Louds are in the audience, cheering for Lynn.] Lily: "Go, Kangaroos!" Coach Keck: "Nice work, kids!" [The team cheers] "Five more wins, and you're in the championship!" [The team leaves, cheering, but Lynn is stopped.] Andre: "Hey, Lynn!" [He's also in the audience, representing the Burpin' Burger by wearing an actual giant burger as a costume. He squeezes his way past the audience] "Hold up. Pardon me. Coming through. Excuse me." [He tries to make his way down the stairs but trips and lands on the field, letting loose some tomatoes, mustard, and gherkin.] Lynn: "You OK, Andre?" Andre: "No worries. The buns broke my fall." [picks up the tomatoes] "Anyway, great game. I've been watching you play all season, and I can tell you have star power, which is why, on behalf of the Burpin' Burger, I'd like to offer you a sponsorship. If you promote our fine establishment and wear our logo, you'll be a BB VIP." [Lynn blinks in confusion] "Uh, it--it means you'll--you'll get free burgers. Lynn: "In that case, count me in!" Andre: "Stop by the restaurant later to get a taste of the VIP treatment. " [Suddenly Coach Keck shows up covered in mustard with the gherkin on her face.] Coach Keck:[hands the gherkin to Andre] "I believe this gherkin is yours. And this mustard."
[Later, at the Burpin' Burger Lynn has a giant pile of burgers and curly fries for her team] Lynn: "Ha, ha! Enough for everyone!" [Starts eating] Margo: "Yeah!" [Paula piles curly fries into her mouth] Maddie: "Sponsorship rules!" Carla: "I have heartburn… in the best way!" Paula: "You're so lucky! I wish I could eat here for free anytime I wanted to." Lynn: "Maybe you can eat here for free. I mean, you're all star players too." [Andre approaches] Andre: "Here's your free VIP cookie dough milkshake. With extra chocolate and caramel sauce." [Lynn licks her milkshake and suddenly belches fire] Lynn: "That's spicy mustard." Andre: "I really should label these." Lynn: "So Andre, we were just talking, and seeing how our wins are team efforts, is there any chance you can sponsor all of us?" Andre:[Sighs] "Wish I could, but we can only sponsor one person. And we already made the Lynn Burpy Meal toys with kick action, catchphrase, and signature burp." [Presses the button on the action figure] Lynn Action Figure: "In your face, chump!" [Kicks and burps. Lynn's teammates are in awe] Paula: "So sweet." Maddie: "So accurate." Andre: "But hey, you should ask around. With the championship game coming up, I'm pretty sure places will wanna sponsor the rest of you." [Walks away and Lynn thinks about it] Lynn: "That's a great idea. If we each had our own sponsorship, we'd get so much free stuff!" Margo: "Worth a shot." Maddie: "Whoo-hoo!" Carla: "Let's do it."
[Later, at Flip's Food & Fuel. Margo is negotiating with Flip] Margo: "Imagine this: the Flip's Food and Fuel logo billboarded across my jersey as I race down the field to victory! I'll quadruple your sales…" Flip:[Who been here before] "Yeah, I smell an 'in exchange for' coming." Margo: "In exchange for free Flippees and snacks." Flip: "I'm bumping on the word 'free', but I'll tell you what. I'll give you two percent off Flippees and a pack of generic corn crunchies." [Tosses her a bag of corn crunchies] Margo: "Free Flippees plus unlimited pretzels, assorted chips…" [Flip gasps] "...and corndogs." [Flip gasps again and looks at the corn dog machine] Flip: "Corn dogs are off the table! I'll give you Flippees, all the expired pork rinds you can eat, and your own key to the bathroom. That's my final offer." Margo: "Deal." [They shake on it. Later, At Gus' Games & Grub, Gus is signing a sponsorship agreement with Maddie. The girls high five, having hooked another sponsor. Gus knocks on the claw machine, causing it to dispense hundreds of free tickets which he just gives to Maddie. Later, the girls are carrying Paula out of Duds for Dudes, Paula is wearing a very snappy fedora and scarf. As they leave, Rodney puts a poster in the window of Paula doing a flying side kick at a ball. Later, Carla is shaking hands with Tippy the Cow, who ushers them inside] Carla: "Ah, yeah, free admission!"
[At the next game, Maddie has the Gus' Games & Grub logo stitched on her jersey, Lynn the Burpin' Burger logo, Paula the Duds for Dudes logo, Carla a Dairyland hat on her head and logo on her jersey. They are all doing their stretches] Lynn: "Looking good, team." Margo:[Walks up, with a hoodie on] "Yeah, I'm loving the branded gear." Flip:[Offscreen] "Hey, Margo!" [Calling from the stands] "Quit your yapping and show off my logo!" [Margo removes her hoodie revealing the Flip's Food & Fuel logo on her jersey, which features a very muscular body on Flip's head. A wolf whistle is heard.] "Now that's a handsome logo." [The whistle blows and Lynn dodges a rival player and scores a goal. Everyone cheers] Lynn:[A burger in hand] "I play better when I'm burpin'!" [Eats the burger and belches. Three members of the crowd cheer and each hold up their own Lynn Burpy Meal toy, which all belch too. After the game the girls are celebrating with their milkshakes as Andre drops a giant mountain of curly fries on their table. The girls cheer as it rains curly fries on them. At the next game, Maddie scores a goal. The crowd cheers, Later, at Gus' Games & Grub] Gus:[Giving Maddie a gold card] "Another perk for my favorite spokesperson. Enjoy unlimited games with Gus' gold card." Margo:[Takes it] "Girls, the games are on me." [They all cheer. At the next game, Carla head butts the ball away from the goal and knee slides right up to Tippy, who is holding out a microphone.] Carla: "After an udderly amazing game like this, I'm going to Dairyland!" [The crowd cheers again. Later, the girls are at Dairyland, strutting right past the line.] "VIPs coming through." [Tippy lets them go on the ride. A photo is taken of them enjoying the ride, in their own ways. At the next game, Paula steals the ball with her crutch and sends it right into the goal] Zach:[Doing a report on camera] "You Roos played your heart out today. Any word for the 'Action News' audience?" Paula: "Head to Duds for Dudes, where satisfaction is guaranteed, cause they know what a dude wants and what a dude needs." [Later, the girls walk out of Duds for Dudes, looking rather stylish. At the next game, Paula passes to Carla, who headers to Lynn who scores the goal. The crowd goes wild. One game after the next the Roos keep winning. The girl's sponsors are cheering louder than anyone. Also cheering is Coach Keck, who doesn't see the girls walk right up to her with the cooler. Next thing the coach knows, she's purple.] Coach Keck: "Oh, come on! I just got the mustard out!" [Later, the girls are enjoying one giant Flippee.] Lynn: "Sponsorship rules!" Carla: "Here's to freebies!" Paula: "Keep those Flippees coming!" [Margo refills the giant Flippee cup, much to Flip's annoyance.] Flip: "Hey, Margo, that unlimited Flippee's for you, not your freeloading friends!" [Chases the girls out with hot dog tongs, the girls run out smiling] "Not to mention sharing straws is unsanitary!" [Drops the hot dog he was holding on the even less sanitary floor. He picks it up and just blows on it.] "Good as new."
[At the next game, Lynn, Margo and Maddie are approached by their purple coach who is scrubbing with a loofah] Coach Keck: "Okay, folks, circle up. For anyone keeping count, this is my ninth loofah, and I'm still purple, which is unfortunate because this game is televised, and my mom's in the stands." [The coach's mom is in fact in the stands, wearing a matching outfit to her daughter.] Coach Keck's Mom: "Whoo-hoo-hoo! That purple gal's my daughter! Whoo-hoo-hoo!" Coach Keck: "So do me a favor and save me any further embarrassment by playing your hearts out, and winning this championship!" [Lynn, Margo and Maddie cheer. Margo and Maddie leave and Andre approaches Lynn, for the first time not wearing the burger costume, but rather carrying it.] Andre: "Lynn! Good luck out there. I brought you the Burpin' Burger suit to wear during the big game." [Plops it right on her] Lynn: "Seriously? But I'm already wearing the logo." Andre: "The logo's fine for regular games, but this is the championship game, which means more eyes are on you, which means it's a huge PR opportunity for the Burpin' Burger. So if you wanna keep those perks, you'll have to wear the buns. It's all in your contract." [Andre takes the contract out and gives it to Lynn, who takes a better look and sees the bottom line, reading: "Sponsee WILL wear the buns", the contract being signed and agreed by Lynn LOUD. Lynn is over a barrel. She tries to take a step but falls over and rolls away. Just then, Flip approaches Margo, with a big arrow.] Flip: "Hey there, Mango." Margo: "It's Margo." Flip:[Thinking he would know better] "Eh, pretty sure it's Mango. I had this Flip's Food and Fuel sign made special for the big game." [Gives it to Margo] "Spin it like you mean it, or you can kiss that bathroom pass goodbye." [Meanwhile, Gus is giving Maddie an air cannon] Gus: "Okay, what you do here is you fire the garlic knots into the audience after each kick." [Demonstrates, firing a garlic knot into the purple coach's mouth. She spits it out in annoyance. Gus gives Maddie the cannon] "Now go make Gus proud… and very very rich." [Walks away. Meanwhile, Paula and Carla walk up. Paula wearing a suit instead of her soccer clothes and Carla carrying an armload of cheese shakes] Paula: "Sorry we're late. I was at Duds for Dudes. Mr. Spokes is making me promote the store by wearing this." [Points to her wingtip shoe] "Hope I can still run in this wingtip." Carla: "You think that's bad? Tippy's making me drink cheese smoothies and say, 'Just fondue it!'" [Slurps and groans] "Brie is not a great sipping cheese." [Lynn walks up to them] Lynn: "Look, I know this new stuff we have to do is annoying, but it's worth it. No pain, no perks, right?" [The team is still a little unsure] Margo: "I guess." Paula: "Yeah." Maddie: "You're right." [Carla's stomach doesn't want to] Carla: "Sorry. That was the cheese talking."
[The game starts and the whistle blows] Travis: "Welcome to the tri-county girls soccer championships. We've got Hazeltucky facing off against the Kangaroos. Battle of the ages, eh, Pep?" Pep:[Deadpan as usual] "Whatever you say." [Lynn stumbles onto the field] Travis: "And we have here what looks to be a very large hamburger. This is gonna be an interesting game, huh, Pep?" Pep: "I have no interest in anything." Travis: "Love that joie de vivre. And here's the kick off." [The whistle blows and Lynn kicks the ball] "And the burger takes the ball and runs it down the field." [The problem is Lynn can just barely see her feet or where she's dribbling. She makes a hard kick but it hits Pep right in the face.] "Oh. I'd say that was out of bounds. Wouldn't you, Pep?" [Later on in the game, two Hazeltucky girls have the ball.] "She passes to Diana and Carla is on her heels, but something's not right." [Carla's stomach is bloated full of too much cheese] Carla:[Drops to her knees] "Oh, no." [Gets in the fetal position, wavery] "Not the cheese shakes." [The ball goes in the net] Travis: "Ooh, Hazeltucky scores again." [The score is four to one for Hazeltucky.] "But luckily, the burger is making a comeback." [Lynn has the ball but Hazeltucky gets her surrounded and closes in] "Uh-oh, looks like she's in a pickle." [Paula waves at Lynn] Lynn: "Paula!" [Kicks the ball right between a player's legs to Paula. Paula goes after the ball but her quacking shoe is not meant for running, it's slowing her down. She does catch up with the ball, but her shoe flings it the wrong way. Everyone sees it heading back to the Rooster's goal] Maddie: "Margo! Block the ball!" [But Margo is too busy flipping the sign and doesn't see the ball until it's too late] Margo: "Huh?" [The ball goes right past her as she throws the sign up. She gets distracted by the ball and the sign hits her in the head, knocking her out.] Travis: "Ooh, into her own goal!" Pep: "Tragic." Lynn:[Groans] "What was that?" [Hazeltucky, who are all dressed appropriately to play soccer, cheer.] Paula:[Realizes what she did] "Ah! Sorry! My shoe is too big." Travis: "With that accidental assist from the Kangaroos, Hazeltucky now leads five nothing." Lynn:[Dribbling the ball] "Oh, it's not over yet. This burger's still cooking." [Goes to the net] Gus: "More knots, Maddie!" [Maddie panics and fires another knot, which bounces off the goal post and takes Lynn out. Lynn rolls backwards, knocking over Maddie. Maddie drops the cannon, a knot getting blasted into her own mouth] Travis: "The burger is down!" [chuckles] "Talk about ground beef." Pep: "You're exhausting." [Lynn is face down, her arms in various positions, all she can do is look up and watch as Hazeltucky scores another goal just as the whistle blows.] Travis: "Unbelievable. Hazeltucky has a six-point lead heading into halftime."
[The girls return to the locker room groaning] Lynn: "Okay, team, huddle up! This isn't working. I love the sponsorship perks, but they're not worth this humiliation." [Takes the pickle off her head. Her team agrees that it isn't worth it.] Paula: "Hear-hear." [Just then, their sponsors enter the locker room, despite being the opposite gender to the players, with more advertising gimmicks] Andre: "Hey, Kangaroos! We've got some more merch for you to wear in the second half." Lynn: "Sorry, but we're out." Paula: "We were obsessed by all the free stuff, but we're ready to get back to what's really important." Margo: "Playing like champions." [Tosses the giant arrow away. The rest of the team put down their over the top gimmicks too and they get back to their game.] Andre: "Whoa." Flip: "Hey!"
[The whistle blows as the second half starts. The score is still six to nothing for Hazeltucky. But this time Lynn and her friends are able to play properly, so it doesn't take long for them to close the gap. The crowd goes wild. The kangaroos score seven points against Hazeltucky's six just as time runs out. The announcers can't believe it.] Travis: "What a comeback! The kangaroos win the championship seven to six!" [Chuckles, then turns to Pep] "Can you feel the excitement?" Pep: "For the first time in my life, I feel something." [Starts to shed a tear and smiles] "Is this joy?" [He goes back to being deadpan.] "I hate it." [Sniffles the tear back in] [The kangaroos cheer. Coach Keck approaches them, finally clean] Coach Keck: "I finally got the purple off. What'd I miss?" Team: "We won!" Coach Keck:[Cheers with her eyes closed again] "All right!" [Gets turned purple all over again. Annoyed] "If you need me, I'll be in the showers." [Goes off as the team laughs]
[The end.]
