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[At the Casagrande's apartment, El Falcón is wearing a prince's crown] Adelaide "Prince El Falcón is here my lady. My heart grows fonder with every glance of your beauty." Carl:[Who is playing with Adelaide] "El Falcón doesn't talk like that. He talks like this." [Takes El Falcón back, clears his throat, and shoves El Falcón in Adelaide's face] "I am El Falcón de Fuego!" [Adelaide rolls her eyes] "I have big muscles to smash things with! Hiyah!" [Smashes Adelaide's princess castle. Suddenly they hear sobbing. Sergio is lying on the couch with a bucket of ice cream and tears in his eyes] Adelaide: "Are you okay, Sergio?" Sergio: "Priscilla dumped me. Again!" Adelaide: "Aw. I'm so sorry, Sergio." Carl: "You guys break up all the time. Just find a new girlfriend. There's plenty of birds in the sky." Sergio: "I tried." [Sobs] "Total fail." [Flashback to one date. Sergio is sprucing himself up] "One had terrible manners." [The date is a pelican, who hawks a fish at Sergio. The next date] "One just didn't listen." Flashback Sergio:[Shows the date a picture on his phone] "And for the fifth time this is Ronnie Anne." [His date is an owl] Owl: "Who?" [Sergio groans. The third date] Sergio: "One was too aggressive." Flashback Sergio:[To an eagle] "So you like smaller birds?" [The eagle screeches. The next thing he knows, Sergio is being carried away. End of flashback] Sergio: "None lived up to sweet Priscilla." Adelaide: "Why did she dump you?" Sergio: "No idea. Look at all the fun we had together." [Shows pictures on his phone] "This is her giving me a foot massage." [Another photo, really of Sergio and Sancho, Priscilla is more in the background] "This is us at Sancho's watching the game." [Another photo] "This is her giving me a foot massage while watching the game." Adelaide: "She looks miserable." Sergio: "Nah, that's just a resting ostrich face." [Shows another picture of Priscilla's face] Adelaide: "It's clear what the problem is. You didn't treat her like a princess. It's okay, I can teach you how to act like a prince and win her back." Sergio: "Uh, I'm not so sure." [There's a screeching outside the window] Carl: "Look! The eagle's back for a second date." Sergio:[Almost chokes, closes the curtains] "Yeah, fine, let's do it."
[Later, in Adelaide's room, Sergio waits at her tea party table while Adelaide throws some books aside] Adelaide: "Found it. The ultimate guide to getting your true love back. It's called, 'The Panda Bear Princess.' You could learn a lot about chivalry from this book." Sergio: "Chivalry?" Adelaide: "It's when you're polite and courteous and thoughtful." [Hears snoring. Sergio has fallen asleep. Adelaide puts the book on the table and opens it on Sergio, who wakes up] "The first thing the prince does is write a song for the Panda princess. That's what you should do for Priscilla." Sergio:[Likeing the idea] "Hey not a bad idea. I'm on it." [Flies off, and crashes] Adelaide: "Window's closed." Sergio: "I noticed." [Slides down]
[At the Great Lakes City Zoo, Priscilla fluffs her pillow, turns her noise machine to tropical island, puts on her sleep mask and takes a nap] Sergio:[Offscreen] "Hit it, DJ Carl!" [Suddenly airhorns start blaring, waking Priscilla and sending her flying backwards. Sergio starts rapping for one of them]
Sergio:
🎵 Wake up, sleepyhead, I'm your alarm clock. 🎵
🎵 I'm more fly than your whole flock 🎵
🎵 Who's got the looks? Who's got the flow? 🎵
🎵 This OG, it's Sergio 🎵
Carl: "Go, Sergio! Go, Sergio!" [Blasts an airhorn full of confetti, which gets all over Priscilla] Sergio:[Wraps it up] 🎵 Love, you heard? 🎵 [Drops the mic. The very angry Priscilla runs up to him, picks up the mic and swats him away with it. Carl then sees Priscilla looking at him. He runs with Priscilla chasing him]
[Back in Adelaide's room, Sergio, who has a bump on his head and a black eye, told her the whole story] Sergio: "And then she threw the microphone at me." Adelaide: "Sounds like you deserved it. I meant for you to write a song about Priscilla, and how you feel about her." Sergio:[Realizes that makes more sense] "Oh." Adelaide:[Turns to another page in her book] "What if you surprise her with the delicious picnic?" Sergio: "Yeah she'll love it. I'll get her a real feast." [Pushes the bump on his head down, which makes his swollen eye pop out]
[Back at the zoo, Priscilla is shaving her legs when Sergio returns with a picnic basket] Sergio: "Surprise. A romantic picnic for my sweetems." [Opens the basket, revealing a pile of dirt bugs and bones. Priscilla is aghast and dumps it on him. Sergio pops out with a banana on his head] "Don't you like chivalry?"
[Back in Adelaide's room] Adelaide: "Ew." Sergio: "That food was from the fanciest dumpster in town. All my favorite dishes." Adelaide: "You were supposed to get her faves, not yours." Sergio:[Realizes that also makes more sense] "Oh." Adelaide: "Let's try something simpler" [Turns to another page in her book] "Why don't you give her a bouquet that reminds you of her beauty?" Sergio:[Squawks] "Corny, but okay." Adelaide: "And no dumpster flowers." [Sergio flies off] "Or cemetery flowers!" [Sergio is on the window sill, with a flower wreath that has a pink bow, and a photo of someone's grandmother in the center] Sergio:[Throws the wreath out the window] "Sheesh, you're making it hard."
[Back at the zoo, Priscilla is just reading a magazine] Sergio:[Appears with what he thinks is a flower] "Surprise! A flower for mi flor." [Priscilla is flattered, until the flower, which is actually a venus flytrap, tries to eat her face] "Hey, let go of my Priscilla, evil flower!" [Pulls the venus flytrap of Priscilla, sending her flying backwards, crashing. Suddenly, the plant goes for Sergio instead]
[Back in Adelaide's room] Adelaide: "You're hopeless." Sergio:[Gets the venus flytrap off his head] "Hopelessly in love! Don't give up on me." [Begs with sad eyes] Adelaide: "Ugh, fine. We'll have to make it up to Priscilla, but this time I'm coming with you so you don't Sergio it up." Sergio:[Offended] "Sergio it up? What's that supposed to mean?" [The venus flytrap goes for him again] "You got a point"
[Back at the zoo, Prescilla is giving herself a pedicure] Adelaide:[Hiding in a bush, whispers to Sergio] "I wrote Priscilla a poem. I'll hide here and read it to you. Just repeat everything I say." [Ducks into the bush and clears her throat] "My dearest Priscilla." Sergio:[Clears his throat and walks up to Priscilla] "My dearest Priscilla." [Adelaide whispers again] "Your love, it doth put me in a trance." [Adelaide whispers again] "Please my darling, give me another chance." [Priscilla loves the poem and accepts. Sergio whispers to Adelaide] "Thanks, kid. You're a real fairy godmother."
[Back at the Casagrande's, Adelaide and Carl still have different ideas of playing El Falcón] Adelaide: "El Falcón, do you take El Dragón to be your lawfully wedded husband." Carl:[Takes both action figures back] "Ugh, they can't get married. They're mortal enemies. They fight!" [Carl makes them fight] Adelaide:[Still has a different perspective] "Aw. They're action kissing." Carl:[Goes ballistic] "THEY'RE NOT KISSING!" [Suddenly Sergio burst in, frantic] Sergio:[Squawks] "This is bad. Help!" Carl: "You already blew with Priscilla, huh?" Sergio:[Squawks] "No! It worked so well she wants me to meet her parents." [Starts hyperventilating] Adelaide: "Aw, you're gonna meet the princess's parents? The king and queen? That's huge." Carl:[Laughs] "you are so gonna Sergio it up." Sergio: "Can we stop using my name like that?" Adelaide: "Just be a perfect gentleman and her parents will love you." Sergio: "Oh boy. I am gonna Sergio it up!" [Hyperventilates again, bursting the bag] Adelaide: "You're gonna do fine." Sergio: "I'm gonna fail. Need your help. Please, one more time. Help me with her parents. I'll never ask again." [Gives Adelaide sad eyes again] Adelaide:[Sighs] "Okay, but this time we gotta prince you up even more. it's gonna be a real royal finale." [Thinks] "Ooh, and we need Lalo too." Sergio: "Lalo? For what?" Adelaide:[In a sinister tone, the lights dimming around her] "You'll see."
[Back at the zoo, Adelaide is skipping along merily] Adelaide: "Don't be shy. Come on." [A carriage being pulled by Lalo rolls up. Sergio exits wearing a prince's costume. Lalo snickers] Sergio: "Laugh it up, saddle boy." [Goes to Adelaide] "I have way cooler outfits in my closet that don't give me wedgies!" Adelaide: "It's not for you it's for her. Now, I'll be watching nearby and feeding you lines through my dad's old radio equipment. All you gotta do is listen to your earpiece and you'll do great." Sergio:[Takes the earpiece and puts it in] "I sure hope so." Adelaide: "Now, go make a grand entrance." Sergio: "Here comes Prince Sergio."
[At her habitat, Priscilla is pacing nervously as any lady about to introduce her boyfriend to her parents. Priscilla's hen is knitting, while Priscilla's rooster is waiting for Sergio to arrive. They hear barking, look, and see Lalo draw up Sergio in a carriage. Sergio exits and comes up to them] Adelaide:[Through the earpiece] "Bow and kiss the queen's hand." [Adelaide is watching from a tree] "Then say the following." Sergio: "Frank, Estelle, it's truly an honor." [Kisses Estelle's foot. She seems to approve Sergio] Adelaide: "Your daughter is my everything. I want to spend every waking breath beside lovely Priscilla." Sergio: "Your daughter is my everything. I want to spend every waking breath beside ugly Priscilla." [This confuses and shocks everyone] Adelaide: "I said lovely, you dope!" Sergio:[Stammers] "I said lovely, you dope!" [This angers Frank] "Uh, I mean, you're so dope. High five. What?" Adelaide: "The moment I laid eyes on her I said to myself." [Suddenly the radio starts crackling, Adelaide hits it and country music starts randomly playing] Sergio:[Not sure what to do, starts square dancing] "Yee-haw! You're listening to GLC's number one country station." [Frank squawks disapprovingly, and Priscilla, embarrassed, buries her head in her wings. Adelaide keeps hitting the radio and finally gets it working] Adelaide: "Sorry, the signals got crossed." Sergio:[Still thinking he's supposed to repeat Adelaide] "Uh the signals got crossed." Adelaide:[Tries to make that make sense] "The signals of our love." Sergio: "Uh, the signals of our love. But now our hearts beat together once more." [Frank sternly squawks at Sergio] "Do I plan to marry your daughter one day?" [Frank nods, that was the question. Sergio doesn't know what to say. Adelaide's not too sure either. Suddenly, Nico the monkey, wants to play with the radio] Adelaide: "Uh… Not now, you monkey." Sergio: "Uh… Not now, you monkey." [Priscilla and Estelle are especially shocked now. And Frank, thinking Sergio just called him a monkey, squawks ferociously. Sergio runs for it, Frank in hot pursuit. Priscilla starts to cry, Estelle comforts her. Meanwhile, Nico has the microphone and talks into it. Sergio repeats the monkey noises. Nico and Adelaide fight over the microphone and accidentally knock Adelaide's binoculars from the tree] Adelaide:[To Sergio] "I can't see you anymore." Sergio: "I can't see you anymore." [Priscilla thinks Sergio just dumped her and sobs even more. Frank is still chasing Sergio and pecks at Sergio's pantaloons] "No! I'm not breaking up with you! I didn't mean it like that. I mean…" [Realizing what he heard on the earpiece made no sense] "What did I mean?" Adelaide:[Still fighting with Nico] "Get down. Get down!" [Nico lets go of the radio, which goes flying, resulting in Adelaide getting tangled in the microphone cord and hanging upside down from a branch] "Oh, boy!" Sergio: "Get down? Okay." [Starts break dancing. Estelle has no idea what this is about] "What am I doing? I'm getting down." [Does a headspin and knocks Estelle over. Frank is really livid now. Priscilla bawls her eyes out and puts her head in the dirt, her tears shooting geysers up from the ground, launching her parents straight up. Sergio crawls to her] "I'm sorry, Priscilla, I wanted to win you back so badly, even hired a dating coach, but I Sergio'd it up." [Priscilla has no idea what that means. Sergio takes off the prince costume] "You deserve a prince, not a Sergio." [Leaves. Priscilla's wet parents do not like Sergio, but Priscilla catches up with him and says something] "What's that? You're touched that I went to all this trouble to make you happy?" [Priscilla agrees] "And you're taking me back because I put in so much effort." [Priscilla agrees] "And that's all you ever wanted?" [Priscilla agrees] "And I'm the best-looking bird you've ever seen?" [Priscilla doesn't agree to that one] "Okay, I added that last part." [Priscilla wraps her neck around Sergio, Sergio embraces Priscilla] Adelaide: "Aww, so sweet. And they lived happily ever after." [Still dangling] "Now if I could just get out of this tree."
