"That's Benny, the boy I've been telling you about."
Benny signs up for the audition.
"This is perfect! If Benny and I both get cast, I'll finally be able to spend time with him."
"Like, to be, or like, not to be, that is like, the question."
"To thine own self be... blue. No, wait. True!"
"A rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet."
Luan swooning as she watches Benny's audition.
Mr. Coconuts watches Luan's auditions.
"Relax, doll, you're in the play, and so is your fella."
"And now thespians, here's your drama teacher, the two-time nominee for 'Royal Woods Dinner Theatre's Best Director' ...Mrs. Bernardo!"
"Hey, Shannon, would you mind switching with me?"
"Hey, Amy, how'd you like to be a Montague?"
"Sure, whatev, but only if my boyfriend Rex can be one too. He kind of like, can't be without me."
Lyberti will only be a Capulet if Leo gets to be one too.
"Oh, hey Benny, did you see last night's episode of The Real Mimes of Miami?"
"Here, your stomach might find this apeeling."
"The perfect Romeo & Juliet, have been with us all along... Benny and Luan!"
Luan is nervous about rehearsing the kissing scene.
"Uh, oh, I just remembered, I have a... an orthodontist appointment today, gotta get the old braces tightened, otherwise this'll be Romeo and Drooliet."
"You're overthinking it, doll. You'll be fine. It's just a smooch. There's nothing to it."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."
"Once more onto the breach, dear thespians! Which is theatre talk for, let's try that kissing scene again."
Benny's looking pretty happy.
"Ow--I mean, ow, ow, ow!"
"Comrades, look to the skies. It's Mrs. Bernardo!"
"Wait! Uh, I have an idea. Um, um, instead of a kiss, why doesn't Juliet, uh, send Romeo a text."
"I think a kissy emoji and a heart would really get the message across."
"[Benny] up and quit, he suddenly remembered he has a conflict with chess club."
"Uh, I was a fool to leave the dinner theatre circuit."
"This doesn't make any sense. Benny isn't even in chess club."
"Honestly Luan, [I quit the play] because of you."
"She was nervous because she's never kissed anyone before."
Mrs. Appleblossom and Mr. Coconuts.
The Loud family clapping.
"Well Mrs. Appleblossom, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."