"Welcome to Camp Mastadon. I'm your counselor, Lori."
"Get ready 'cause this is gonna be, literally, the most fun summer ever. Why? Um, hello. You're in the porcupine's cabin."
"That is the official greeting of us P-pines."
"Ah, I'm sorry girls. It's almost lunchtime and it's camp rules. We can't be late to the mess hall."
"That's porcupine for… last one to lunch has cruddy quills. Come on."
The porcupine is not amused.