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I've tried everything to get into this trophy case. This article, transcript, or section is incomplete and needs to be completed. Any user is obliged to do so. The following is a transcript for the episode "Tails of Woe". [On the school bus, Lincoln, Stella, and Rusty are riding along, Rusty snoozing, when the bus stops, Rusty gets thrown against the seat in front of him and wakes up, the rest of the gang boards] Stella: "Hey guys, ready for Friday Share? Clyde: "Heck yes! I brought my dream journal to read excerpts from." Liam: "And I brought my prized piglet." [Liam shows them the piglet, they are awed by it. Zach comes up] Zach: "Yah, I blanked on the assignment 'til like two minutes ago, and grabbed a random take-out menu by the door, so." Rusty: [Takes out a picture of himself] "I brought this sweet portrait I commissioned on the boardwalk, really captured my rugged essence." Stella: "Well, can't lie, I'm pretty excited about my 'Friday Share'." [Takes an egg shaped object out of her backpack, it's wind up key starts turning and it plays sweet piano music, the boys are awed by it, the music box opens up revealing a dancing elephant, and the boys love it even more. Stella turns it off] "My Granny and I found it at the flea market, it was broken and rusted shut, but, she's a total wizard and helped me fix it." Rusty: [Nudges Zach] "Bet you're really regretting that take-out menu now, huh? [At school, Zach is sharing his take-out menu] Zach: "Feeling bold? Try Giovanni Chang's penne a-la egg roll. Need delivery? it's F, R, E, E, free baby, thank you." Mrs. Johnson: "Hmm, you get a C for preparedness, but an A for improve. So, a B." Zach: "Score!" Mrs. Johnson: "Alright, Miss Stella, what do you have to share with us today?" [Stella grabs her backpack, and looks for her music box, but gasps when she sees that it's not there] Stella: "I, can't, find it." Mrs. Johnson: "Did everyone forget this assignment?" Stella: [Dumps her backpack on the floor] "No, I had it on the bus, I swear." Lincoln: "She did! She did!" Liam: "She showed us." Zach: "I saw it." Clyde: [Starts pirouetting] "There was this elephant that dances like this." Mrs. Johnson: "Okay, okay," [chuckles] "I believe you, we'll get to you next Friday." 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